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There’s an app for that! By “that” I mean “penis.” And by “app” I mean a doohickey to attach a Fleshlight to your iPad.

Maru the cat wants none of this.

Ladies, your time is up! The sexy robogals are here! Prepare for the end of feminism and the eventual elimination of all women, with the possible exception of some of the really hot ones, so long as they don’t have too many opinions of their own.

Now that I’ve got your attention I should point out that the sexy Robogals aren’t quite here yet. The not-quite-Robogals currently available, as we’ve seen, are a lot more scary than sexy.

But one dude has a much simpler and less horrifying solution: he’s invented a doohickey that will allow horny penis-having people to attach a Fleshlight to their iPads, so they can pretend to be having some sort of sexual relations with images of actual sexy ladies (or sexy anything else, for that matter) on their iPads.

Read more at The Register, which also has a photo of the doohickey at work. (Dude fucking it not pictured.) I really didn’t feel like having that picture here, hence the gif of Maru the cat with his head in a bag.

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Quackers
Quackers
12 years ago

I wouldn’t underestimate these creeps. Most of them probably understand what they’re reading just fine, they’ll just twist things around so it fits their “see feminists are evil!” agenda.

Ami Angelwings
12 years ago

Except… sometimes it’s just so… obvious. Like they quote something that doesn’t say at all what they claim it says, and expect it to be persuasive beyond other MRAs… and if they were being dishonest they must know that would mean they’d get laughed out of the room. -_- Also as I said, with some of them I’ve seen them badly misread just simple non-ideological stuff… I really think a lot of them just skim :

Quackers
Quackers
12 years ago

You’re probably right. I could be giving them too much credit………which is also misandry ;P

darksidecat
12 years ago

Stoner with a boner needs to, er, bone up on his logical fallacies. For example, if A = C and B also = C, does that mean A = B?

In formal logic, yes. However, formal logic uses the equals sign in a similar way to math. “If A is a C and B is a C, does that mean A is a B?” sometimes results in a “No” due to the conventions of English. Because “is” doesn’t always mean “is equals to”. Spot is a dog means that “Spot” is an instantiation of “dog” not that “Spot” and “dog” are the same concept, which is what the equals would suggest. You can’t say “Spot=dog” in formal logic without being wrong, a correct equals might be “canus domesticus=dog” for example….

I am such a nerd XD

Xardoz
Xardoz
12 years ago

so if a feminist website runs a misandric piece of “social commentary” we’ll just use the same excuse then! it’s not THE feminist movement. Radfemhub is not THE feminist movement, it’s just a forum of diverse women who make a wide range of social commentary.

Oh, no, haven’t you heard, all women share a hivemind — When RadStrawwommyn69 says “all modern men are stupid” she’s speaking for all feminists everywhere!! /s

This is close to what they actually believe, sadly. For a while they were on a “greater male variability” evopsych kick. The basic premise was that men are either geniuses or idiot slobs (wonder which category most MRAs fall into), while most women are average or below average. Some trash designed to justify their tarring of all women with the same brush.

Ami Angelwings
12 years ago

DSC, I think the MRAs need to take that $1000 they can apparently raise whenever they want, and give it to you to be a guest speaker for a day and teach them about reading comprehension, math, statistics, formal logic and regular logic. I’m not even joking either, I think it would do their movement a lot of good (better than using the $1000 to harass people offline) :]

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

Ami, you can lead a horse to water and all, but I think they’re knowledge resistant. Look at NWO. There’s a man who is not only wrong most of the time, he doesn’t even know he is, and no attempt to teach him seems to work.

Ami Angelwings
12 years ago

But they WANT to be effective right? o_O

Like if they care about real actual human beings and helping them rather than trolling badly online and crossing their arms and going “I’m right!”, then they should learn these things… I mean not to win internet arguments, but so they can get their facts and research right, so they can be persuasive to the rest of the world (by having quotes that say what they actually think they say) etc… v_v

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

I don’t think they really care about being effective like a real movement. Too much like work, and trolling poorly and having tantrums is easier.

You know how when friends help you move there’s always one person who doesn’t quite lift their share of the couch, but acts like they moved Everest? That’s these guys.

Ami Angelwings
12 years ago

But they claim to want to. They wanna be treated like adults and sincere? I am. xD The question is what do THEY really want? xD

Quackers
Quackers
12 years ago

women to be slaves or be replaced by sexbots?

Quackers
Quackers
12 years ago

@Xardoz

I think their hypocrisy is starting to anger me more than their misogyny. Its like, how can you not see how you are contradicting yourself? how can you claim that the entire feminist movement is comprised of manhaters, yet when you do it suddenly it’s not the entire MRM? and given the fact that AVfM is one of the most popular MRM websites and Elam will still excuse it and call is a good piece of social commentary. Yes calling modern women vapid brainless morons who only text and shop is SO BRILLIANT…like I’ve never heard the “wimminz is dumb hurrhurr” trope before.

I don’t like AntZ but in this case, kudos to him for actually saying the right thing.

And yeah I heard about the supposed either genius or idiot male IQ, but funny how they always pretend that the majority of men are geniuses and completely brush aside all the ones who are idiots. Three words: Nut shot videos.

Quackers
Quackers
12 years ago

also because I don’t want to be disingenuous, there was more to Elam’s comment, it was really long so I didn’t post the whole thing, but that part I quoted pretty much said his point. He could care less that he’s being a hypocrite.

Quackers
Quackers
12 years ago

Also if it weren’t for AVfM, I wouldn’t have even heard of Radfemhub, that’s how much influence they have in my feminist reading and probably a lot of other 3rd wavers too.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

“Beloved is confused, he had two beta pillows put together in one pillow case, does that mean he was abusing them or only that he’s an accessory to the crime?”

I think it means that he’s a mangina.

On the reading comprehension issue, I think it’s mostly confirmation bias, combined with some hardcore paranoia.

Quackers
Quackers
12 years ago

oh btw Cassandra, my pillow is a regular sized pillow, not one of those long ones, so it’s a beta….or so I thought! when I woke up it was on the floor, clearly an alpha move distancing itself from me like that and making me work for it’s comfort. What a jerk!!!

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

Maybe that means that your pillow is a PUA? They seem to be the greatest advocates of the fuck and run strategy. And their techiques aren’t very effective, which explains why your pillow only got as far as the bedroom floor.

Quackers
Quackers
12 years ago

well it’s strategy failed because I just picked it up, cuddled it and went back to sleep again. I think it needs to read more Roissy. And maybe invest in a furry pillowcase.

WGHOW
WGHOW
12 years ago

Please see the Dubstep Cat section for the international manhunt for PUA and misogynist Roosh V. The internet is going to bring this man down. No more “Bang Insert Country” books. He’ll have to go back to living in his dad and step-mom’s basement and babysitting his little brother for pocket money.

Scar
Scar
12 years ago

I love how both the MRA and the Radfems use the term ‘mangina’.
Just goes to show that if you go far enough along one extreme, you end up meeting the other one on the other side of the circle.

Shadow
Shadow
12 years ago

Radfems use mangina?!! That’s hysterical!! Although it does seem weird since “mangina” relies on the “weakness innate in having a vagina” trope, which seems pretty misogynistic for a feminist

Scar
Scar
12 years ago

They use it to refer to the surgical results of vaginoplasty on trans women – that trans women go out and “buy themselves a mangina”.
Still, it’s hilarious that they use the same term.

In other stream-of-consciousness thought; what would the offspring from the union between a radfem and a MRA be like?

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

Hey, since he’s bound to be back soon, can we have a variation of the Brandon Challenge for MRAL? He should be required to answer the question from earlier about whether or not lowquacks (and Shadow too) is arrogant and/or an entitled fuck for not being attracted to Thandie Newton. It’s only fair that he answer the question.

BoggiDWurms
12 years ago

“Hey, since he’s bound to be back soon, can we have a variation of the Brandon Challenge for MRAL? He should be required to answer the question from earlier about whether or not lowquacks (and Shadow too) is arrogant and/or an entitled fuck for not being attracted to Thandie Newton. It’s only fair that he answer the question.”

Maybe we should compile a Troll List for him. Let’s call it Self Pity and Rage: The Internet Memoirs of a Men’s Rights Activist.

Shadow
Shadow
12 years ago

It’s not that I don’t find her attractive, I just don’t find her exceptionally attractive, Which has been enough to convey elite bitch status unto countless women when it came to comparatively attractive men, so the question still stands.