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There’s an app for that! By “that” I mean “penis.” And by “app” I mean a doohickey to attach a Fleshlight to your iPad.

Maru the cat wants none of this.

Ladies, your time is up! The sexy robogals are here! Prepare for the end of feminism and the eventual elimination of all women, with the possible exception of some of the really hot ones, so long as they don’t have too many opinions of their own.

Now that I’ve got your attention I should point out that the sexy Robogals aren’t quite here yet. The not-quite-Robogals currently available, as we’ve seen, are a lot more scary than sexy.

But one dude has a much simpler and less horrifying solution: he’s invented a doohickey that will allow horny penis-having people to attach a Fleshlight to their iPads, so they can pretend to be having some sort of sexual relations with images of actual sexy ladies (or sexy anything else, for that matter) on their iPads.

Read more at The Register, which also has a photo of the doohickey at work. (Dude fucking it not pictured.) I really didn’t feel like having that picture here, hence the gif of Maru the cat with his head in a bag.

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CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

All popular music is misandry. You know when some dude is singing about how some evil women left him, or wouldn’t go out with him? Totally misandry. Where are all the unimportant, disposable women in pop and rock songs? Clearly women are pedestalized, even by the metal bands who make videos with them in cages.

Yes, that too is misandry.

Sorka
Sorka
12 years ago

Cages are practically pedestals. Also, those women aren’t sleeping with the MRAs, are they? Typical entitled caged alpha bitches.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

@ viola

The funny thing about MRAL’s comment is that I don’t think he even realized that, if the scenario he was presenting was correct, he’d be accusing me of rape rather than just misandry.

Quackers
Quackers
12 years ago

I’m wearing Jack Skellington pajamas that were actually made for men. That’s misandry. And also misogyny for assuming women only want to wear pajamas with tinkerbell or Minnie Mouse on them >.>

Sorka
Sorka
12 years ago

Re: the MRA paranoia surrounding consent and “false rape accusations”: They might be interested in the “legal” aspects of BDSM; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contract_%28BDSM%29

No need to video-tape an encounter: Simply sign a contract!

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

Snow White is a deeply misandrous and hypergamous movie. Does she sleep with any of the poor dwarves who think she’s so pretty? No, she does not.

Yes, that is misandry. The witch who gives her the poisoned apple is striking a blow for beta men everywhere.

Ami Angelwings
12 years ago

http://unicorn.wereanimal.net/Kandor/Artists/K/Karno/Colour/karno_misandry1.jpg

Naked porny unicorns are also misandry? o_O Or… they’re against misandry… or something

(I have no idea what this is)

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

@ Ami

An MRA who’s also a furry?

AndersH
12 years ago

@Quackers:
http://manboobz.com/2011/11/21/mens-rights-site-a-voice-for-men-offers-1000-bounty-for-personal-information-on-swedish-feminists/comment-page-9/#comment-86367
Here are the reviews I translated. I’m afraid I didn’t go see it, despite the theatre being less than 2 km away, I’m afraid.
I (as a Swedish man) didn’t really have a problem with it being put on like that, nor with the video clip that got famous, over the top though it might have been, because obviously social context plays in, and being provocative on behalf of a beleaguered historical figure in a world that is decidedly marked by patriarchy is fine by me, as long as we don’t idealise that figure (which it seems this play didn’t).

Sorka
Sorka
12 years ago

@Cassandra:

Snow White is not only hypergamous, she’s also an evil sadistic domme and a drug addict (as per this Rammstein video):

Misandry!!

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

The fact that women probably won’t ever have sex with you if they see you wearing your Misandry tshirt – meta misandry.

Ami Angelwings
12 years ago

Maybe the plan is that if you wear the shirt women are more likely to want to have sex with you to get you to take it off xD

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

(Actually a Rammstein t-shirt works approximately the same way for me.)

Quackers
Quackers
12 years ago

@AndersH

Thanks for translating and sharing the reviews! It seems to have been more of a monologue then. Not an actual call for the death of men. Who’d of thought eh? *sarcasm*

Interesting that the theater got death threats too. Yet MRAs never seem to shy away from talking about all the feminists who allegedly send death threats to their dissenters.

Ami Angelwings
12 years ago

If you send death threats, you are therefore a feminist since only feminists send death threats. xD So the people who sent death threats to the theatre are feminists.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

Going by the MRAL principle I’m guessing that the feminist sent an email saying “that was a really stupid article you wrote” and that was interpreted as a death threat, somehow.

Quackers
Quackers
12 years ago

well can’t fight that logic XP

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

BTW Quackers, your agreeing with the last few comments is misandry. Just so you know.

AndersH
12 years ago

Of course not, it’s theatre. Just because it’s a monologue doesn’t mean that the only character is someone we should necessarily listen to!
Sort of want MRAs to set up a theatre where someone reads all of Behring Breivik’s manifesto to “show us”. Would be rather interesting.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

If someone gives it a ban review that will be “censorship”.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

Bad, not ban. Though of course a bad review would be interpreted as an attempt to ban it.

Quackers
Quackers
12 years ago

@Cassandra

Just can’t win can I?

I’m going to go to bed now, I’m sure that’s misandry too 😛

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