Sure, Man Boobz 2011 Troll of the Year NWOslave may live in an alternate reality — but he at least seems well-grounded in that reality. What might happen if he were to suddenly ingest a tab or ten of LSD?
I think I have an answer to that question. Meet blogger and conspiracy theorist Jay Dyer, a self-described “controversialist, writer, comedian, debater, and philosopher/theologian.”
That’s a mouthful, and Jay more or less lives up to it, delivering stream of consciousness rants that range from Aleister Crowley (he’s not a fan) to the evils of women dressing like Hannah Montana. Plus he quotes the Bible from time to time.
Actually, that description doesn’t even begin to capture Jay’s peculiar charms. So, without further ado, I present to you some highlights from an essay titled The United Skanks of Amerika that Jay wrote with the assistance of someone identified only as M.B.
Amerika has become one, big, nasty, black metal mosh pit. Satan said to Adam and Eve “do what thou wilt,” Satanist Aleister Crowley said, “do what thou wilt” and the gospel of Amerika is “do what thou wilt.” … Churches are dominated by fat matriarchal women and homosexuals. Women open their purses and the priests of Ashtoreth bow and tell them whatever they want to hear. … Amerika is a play land – a bigger, gayer Disney world. It’s middle-aged moms on facebook, donning Montana garb. The nation is frozen in perpetual adolescence and arrested development.
After this dramatic opening, Jay offers up the strangest capsule version of American history I’ve ever seen:
Started by a bunch of tee-totaler puritan gnostics, this nation has jumped to the opposite extreme and become a cess pool of flesh. In fact, in the East Coast punk scene, kids are now eating chunks of each others’ flesh. Let that sink in. In the West Coast gay scene, it is now an honor to receive AIDS from trendy gays.
Then Jay gets around to the “skanks” of the essay’s title:
Women of this country, especially young women, are perpetual princesses stuck in a perpetual mirror glance, coated in chemicals and striving for the most unnatural goals – to be a manwoman. For a sensible male to get with one of these creatures is in serious danger. But watch out – before long, they’ve left you for another woman and taken your fake Federal Reserve notes. They get half of your all-seeing eyes. Whores with your Horus. Dressed like complete whores, will they soon be completely naked?
But young men don’t get off any easier in Jay’s critique:
The average twenty-something male is now a fat, gamer, feminized, emo freak, who spits every time he lisps, because he can’t form sentences.
Neither do middle-aged men:
Grown men – baby-boomer dads – collect comics and play Dungeons & Dragons. And if they don’t, they stare at pixelated football and the Maso-kabbalist videodrome complex.
Yes, he really did just say “Maso-kabbalist videodrome complex.”
Jay also has some issues with higher education:
The “wise men” of this culture are the Marxist, gay, feminist, druid college professors, who, if they have children, drive them to white horror core rap concerts. Just like the sociology professor mom involved with Pyscho Sam whom her daughter met over Myspace.
And lower education:
That any parent would put their children in public school is a sign of apparent hatred of their kids. Why would anyone put their kids in a government re-education camp? Public schools are prisons where the teachers screw students and students get doped up on pills become homosexual.
When they’re not shooting each other, that is:
[P]arents can’t understand why their children shoot each other at school. The[y] shoot one another at school because they are possessed by the demonic culture. And while you stupidly play golf and make scrapbooks, your kids are worshipping Lucifer, who, according to you, doesn’t exist.
Women working! Men raising kids! It’s all one big air-conditioned nightmare for Jay:
The family is now become stay-at-home dads that care for the 1.3 kids, while moms climb the skyscraper and has sex with the CEO for more fake fed notes. If it’s not this, it’s “my two dads.”
Preach it, Jay!
Amerika is just this – Chuck E. Cheese speeding at you on a Harley, holding Crowley’s Magick in Theory and Practice,with Jenna Jameson mounted on the back. …
Amerika is krunk. Amerika is funk. Amerika is junk. Amerika is Lil’ Jon having sex with Lady Liberty. …
Rationalism is what birthed this country, but it morphed into utter irrationality. Thomas Paine became Spongebob and Spongebob is Thomas Paine.
I think I’ll just leave it at that. Oh, there’s more — much, much more — in Jay’s little manifesto, but my poor brain can only take in so much in one sitting without exploding.
NOTE: I discovered Jay’s essay through a link on MGTOWforums.com; the dude posting the link described it as “one of the best essays about feminism and life in the US … By far one of the most accurate essays I have ever had the pleasure of reading.” It got a mixed reaction; the consensus seemed to be that while he made some good points, Jay might just be a little too obsessed with Aleister Crowley and the Masons.
EDITED TO ADD: Also, if middle-aged women want to wear some sort of “Montana garb,” I’d suggest they go with Patsy, not Hannah. Patsy Montana was awesome!
Hi Zhinxy,
I just wanted to thank you for debating David. We never got why he spent so much time here. But now that he has somebody to actually debate Libertarianism with, the last couple of weeks have been amazing. This weekend especially. Now he spends even more time with us, and brushes our hair instead of telling us about Ron Paul. He even bought us new dresses for the first time in years! You should have done it months ago!
Love Irene <3
Pillowinhell:
The pig intestines thing makes me think he has a specific woman in mind. (Well, as much as any of that rant made sense. The line “Nothing about her is “fair.” More like Lilith Fair.” made me laugh though.)
Irene A. Meller is my hero…or should I say heroine
That’s because they’re assholes. They don’t care about facts or the truth, they just hate and resent some groups of people and portray them as the Enemy that is decaying and destroying Western Civilization.
@Irene A. Mellar,
How bad is it that I consider your existence more plausible than Ashley’s?
Next up: a heartfelt testimony from NWOslave’s right hand.
After most of countries became industrialized, the miserable ideologies like Marxism, feminism, liberalism and postmodernism were came out.
The false virtue which is based on the gender hypocrisy indoctrinates most of people who are in the present generation by their false gender theories and hatred attitudes towards the heterosexuality. There are some false wise people who are bashing heterosexuality and worshiping homosexuality. They are trying to show their false virtuous by doing so. Today this false virtue and gender hypocrisy are controlling the educational systems, legal systems, economical systems and politics.This is wost.
Wow. That’s just…wow.
Crank magnetism, he has it.
Also, wtf is it with conspiracy theorists and vaccines? You a big fan of chicken pox and the measles, Jay?
EN, that was the wost comment I’ve ever read on this blog. The absolute wost.
OMG, that’s priceless!
Thank you so much for the laugh!
See, you can SAY people should avoid public education and therefore not get brainwashed, but then you end up with people who write things like this. This right here is a brain that is crying out for some washing.
@Boggi
Tis true. Depressing that there’s so many of them -_-
@EN
wut?
While I do not believe that Feminism and Marxism are necessary components of postindustrial life, they do indeed seem to be “part and parcel.” I personally am in favor of government intervention- much like the government controls certain aspects of the economy to minimize the harmful effects of the invisible hand, so should the government stamp out and/or outlaw the Undesirable philosophies and thoughts.
EN: You might try putting the words into a sentence instead of typing whatever comes to mind. Makes your points a lot easier to understand. But then, what the fuck do I know, being a writer and shit?
Explore nature- I agree that there is a “rising backlash” against the heterosexual community- it’s not at any sort of critical mass yet, but give it ten years. It mirrors the rise of anti-male rhetoric (trust me, I’ve witnessed the whole t, from the ’60s till the peak in the ’90s). A similar thing is happening here.
Oh God! I can’t type I’m laughing so hard!
Captain I salute you!
Mrs. Meller, how exactly is there enough room in your marital bed? What with Davids expansive ego and even larger looming insecurities? And um…his collection?
The pig intestine thing probably did originate for a girl. Its what she thought his opinions were worth!
In my opinion, the female-supremacist hate movement called ‘feminism’ must be opened to the disinfecting sunlight of the world’s gaze and held to a stern accounting for its grievous transgressions.
I’m not going to backlash against straight boys! The worst thing I’ve ever done to straight boys, as a group, is call myself a dyke to freak out the ones who are sleeping with me. And occasionally I point out that by fucking me they’re technically having queer sex. But, really, all the screwing with straight-boy homophobia doesn’t cause them any PERMANENT harm.
“But now that he has somebody to actually debate Libertarianism with, the last couple of weeks have been amazing.”
Meller is no Libertarian, and neither are any self-professed “right libertarians”. A Libertarian doesn’t restrain individual autonomy and the self-interest of the individual. You can’t claim to for peace and freedom and tell women to go “back in place”.
Most “right libertarians” are really just right authoritarians in disguise.
Hey Alaska? That pipeline supposed to be for oil, not horse shit. Also, what needs exposure to disinfecting sunlight are your moldy views. Go take your vague threats somewhere else. You bore me.
Holy crap peoples! Did David spray troll bait on the code today? And what’s with all the “wives” coming out of the woodwork?
My Beloved would like to thank all of you…I spend more time laughing over here then ranting about feminist concerns.
Apparently the Alaska pipeline runs straight through Boston University.
This is why I only listen to the Sam-wise
*ducks*
Who threw that?!
LOLLLLLL. Therapy dude, THERAPY!
More of your “positive contributions”?
David, that fracking pipeline runs straight through damn near everywhere.