Sure, Man Boobz 2011 Troll of the Year NWOslave may live in an alternate reality — but he at least seems well-grounded in that reality. What might happen if he were to suddenly ingest a tab or ten of LSD?
I think I have an answer to that question. Meet blogger and conspiracy theorist Jay Dyer, a self-described “controversialist, writer, comedian, debater, and philosopher/theologian.”
That’s a mouthful, and Jay more or less lives up to it, delivering stream of consciousness rants that range from Aleister Crowley (he’s not a fan) to the evils of women dressing like Hannah Montana. Plus he quotes the Bible from time to time.
Actually, that description doesn’t even begin to capture Jay’s peculiar charms. So, without further ado, I present to you some highlights from an essay titled The United Skanks of Amerika that Jay wrote with the assistance of someone identified only as M.B.
Amerika has become one, big, nasty, black metal mosh pit. Satan said to Adam and Eve “do what thou wilt,” Satanist Aleister Crowley said, “do what thou wilt” and the gospel of Amerika is “do what thou wilt.” … Churches are dominated by fat matriarchal women and homosexuals. Women open their purses and the priests of Ashtoreth bow and tell them whatever they want to hear. … Amerika is a play land – a bigger, gayer Disney world. It’s middle-aged moms on facebook, donning Montana garb. The nation is frozen in perpetual adolescence and arrested development.
After this dramatic opening, Jay offers up the strangest capsule version of American history I’ve ever seen:
Started by a bunch of tee-totaler puritan gnostics, this nation has jumped to the opposite extreme and become a cess pool of flesh. In fact, in the East Coast punk scene, kids are now eating chunks of each others’ flesh. Let that sink in. In the West Coast gay scene, it is now an honor to receive AIDS from trendy gays.
Then Jay gets around to the “skanks” of the essay’s title:
Women of this country, especially young women, are perpetual princesses stuck in a perpetual mirror glance, coated in chemicals and striving for the most unnatural goals – to be a manwoman. For a sensible male to get with one of these creatures is in serious danger. But watch out – before long, they’ve left you for another woman and taken your fake Federal Reserve notes. They get half of your all-seeing eyes. Whores with your Horus. Dressed like complete whores, will they soon be completely naked?
But young men don’t get off any easier in Jay’s critique:
The average twenty-something male is now a fat, gamer, feminized, emo freak, who spits every time he lisps, because he can’t form sentences.
Neither do middle-aged men:
Grown men – baby-boomer dads – collect comics and play Dungeons & Dragons. And if they don’t, they stare at pixelated football and the Maso-kabbalist videodrome complex.
Yes, he really did just say “Maso-kabbalist videodrome complex.”
Jay also has some issues with higher education:
The “wise men” of this culture are the Marxist, gay, feminist, druid college professors, who, if they have children, drive them to white horror core rap concerts. Just like the sociology professor mom involved with Pyscho Sam whom her daughter met over Myspace.
And lower education:
That any parent would put their children in public school is a sign of apparent hatred of their kids. Why would anyone put their kids in a government re-education camp? Public schools are prisons where the teachers screw students and students get doped up on pills become homosexual.
When they’re not shooting each other, that is:
[P]arents can’t understand why their children shoot each other at school. The[y] shoot one another at school because they are possessed by the demonic culture. And while you stupidly play golf and make scrapbooks, your kids are worshipping Lucifer, who, according to you, doesn’t exist.
Women working! Men raising kids! It’s all one big air-conditioned nightmare for Jay:
The family is now become stay-at-home dads that care for the 1.3 kids, while moms climb the skyscraper and has sex with the CEO for more fake fed notes. If it’s not this, it’s “my two dads.”
Preach it, Jay!
Amerika is just this – Chuck E. Cheese speeding at you on a Harley, holding Crowley’s Magick in Theory and Practice,with Jenna Jameson mounted on the back. …
Amerika is krunk. Amerika is funk. Amerika is junk. Amerika is Lil’ Jon having sex with Lady Liberty. …
Rationalism is what birthed this country, but it morphed into utter irrationality. Thomas Paine became Spongebob and Spongebob is Thomas Paine.
I think I’ll just leave it at that. Oh, there’s more — much, much more — in Jay’s little manifesto, but my poor brain can only take in so much in one sitting without exploding.
NOTE: I discovered Jay’s essay through a link on MGTOWforums.com; the dude posting the link described it as “one of the best essays about feminism and life in the US … By far one of the most accurate essays I have ever had the pleasure of reading.” It got a mixed reaction; the consensus seemed to be that while he made some good points, Jay might just be a little too obsessed with Aleister Crowley and the Masons.
EDITED TO ADD: Also, if middle-aged women want to wear some sort of “Montana garb,” I’d suggest they go with Patsy, not Hannah. Patsy Montana was awesome!
@jay
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the only thing I got out of that was you don’t like watching tv
Can anyone here interact with any real data and evidence, or are you all only capable of ad hominem fallacies?
also that you are racist
from your “article”:
Good one, dude.
Jay, do you even know what parts of the stuff you post are supposed to be true and what parts are supposed to be satire?
I move that every time Jay shows up we talk about punk rock.
My conspiracy theories? Did Dr. Carroll Quigley not exist? Was he not Bill Clinton’s mentor? Did he not pen this:
“There does exist, and has existed for a generation, an international Anglophile network which operates, to some extent, in the way the radical Right believes the Communists act. In fact, this network, which we may identify as the Round Table Group has no aversion to cooperating with the Communists, of any other groups, and frequently does so. I know of the operations of this network because I have studied it for twenty years and was permitted for two years, in the early 1960′s, to examine its papers and secret records. I have no aversion to it or to most of its aims and have, for much of my life, been close to it and to many of its instruments. I have objected, but in the past and recently, to a few of its policies (notably to its belief that England was an Atlantic rather than a European Power and must be allied, or even federated, with the United States and must remain isolated from Europe), but in general my chief difference of opinion is that it wished to remain unknown, and I believe its role in history is significant enough to be known.” – pg. 950, Tragedy and Hope (1966)
“Cloak and Dagger and Retards” reminds me of “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.”
When you’re brainwashed with relativism, you build a psychological trap for yourself wherein you cannot recognize objective facts. These facts are public and are objective in Tragedy and Hope, for instance, yet your interaction, as well as almost everyone else here, shows the inability of most human beings to be objective.
Quigley was no “conspiracy theorist” but rather a geo-political analyst of the highest caliber.
http://www.carrollquigley.net/books.htm
Drugs are bad umkayy
Jay, stop with the sweeping generalizations. Your ass is showing. Try asking individual people what their views are. Oh wait, that would mean potentially hearing things that would make you stamp your feet more. Also, since you largely fail to engage with individual people and respond to their comments, I see no further need to extend the same courtesy to you.
Katz, I’m nott really into punk. Any other genres that appeal to you?
The best way to sell a conspiracy theory is to start with a kernel of truth, and then add your own wild speculations to it. That’s what these weather modification people are doing. They start with the truth of Operation Popeye, and then from there add that the government can also make hurricanes and tornadoes to keep people in line. I feel sorry for hurricane and tornado survivors that buy into these theories. It’s scary to know that we can’t control these events. I felt very powerless on May 22, completely at the mercies of luck and nature. It probably makes people feel better to believe that scientists control everything, but false hope isn’t real hope.
At no point did I post a theory here. I gave you documentation of a top geo-strategist writing publicly about the Anglo-American establishment.
So the Dropkick Murphys are pretty awesome, right? Or is that just my Irish blood talking?
Another appeal of these conspiracy theories is that it makes people feel important and special. Someone can feel empowered by thinking zie holds secret knowledge that most people don’t.
Is the quote I gave real, or not? Obviously it is, but none of you can deal with it. This is my point about the inability to be objective in action.
Kendra, you’re all over this.
Conspiracy theories are also really hard to dispel because you can just classify anyone who presents evidence to the contrary as being “in on it.”
Not to mention how much you can gloat over the millions who die, because only a select group was smart enough to plan for dooms day. What really repels me though is that these same people are prepared to kill those in need, rather than seeing the suffering and trying to alleviate it.
What’s more, they fail to realize that our greatest strength, lies in our ability to form communities. So they may survive the first disaster, but not likely the aftershocks because they are so callous.
Wow…someone was infected by the pretentious bug.
Little one, saying something like this just makes you look like a dork. The next thing we know you will be claiming SAYING JAY IN CAPITAL LETTERS makes it a contract on your corporation, not your real living body and soul.
Jay, I’m still watching your video. It’s 39 minutes long so be patient. So far, I don’t have any objections to what he’s saying about Operation Popeye. I won’t deny that historic fact. If it turns out to be a typical conspiracy theory whistle blower thing about the government creating storms to scare people, though, I’ll remain skeptical.
Cool. There is at least one sign of reason here. Here is former Secretary of Defense, William Cohen at the Department of Defense’s own website back in 1997 talking about the same thing:
“A: Well, it points out the nature of the threat. It turned out to be a false threat under the circumstances. But as we’ve learned in the intelligence community, we had something called — and we have James Woolsey here to perhaps even address this question about phantom moles. The mere fear that there is a mole within an agency can set off a chain reaction and a hunt for that particular mole which can paralyze the agency for weeks and months and years even, in a search. The same thing is true about just the false scare of a threat of using some kind of a chemical weapon or a biological one. There are some reports, for example, that some countries have been trying to construct something like an Ebola Virus, and that would be a very dangerous phenomenon, to say the least. Alvin Toeffler has written about this in terms of some scientists in their laboratories trying to devise certain types of pathogens that would be ethnic specific so that they could just eliminate certain ethnic groups and races; and others are designing some sort of engineering, some sort of insects that can destroy specific crops. Others are engaging even in an eco- type of terrorism whereby they can alter the climate, set off earthquakes, volcanoes remotely through the use of electromagnetic waves.”
Source: http://www.defense.gov/transcripts/transcript.aspx?transcriptid=674
The sad thing is that this guy wastes his time with nonexistence conspiracies when there are plenty of real ones to be worried about out there.
ALEC, Norquist, that sewer known as Faux News…plenty of things to be upset over. *smacks forehead* I forgot, the right wing gets a pass because they claim to be against government. Not that they are against government when it suits their interests (see ALEC) but they claim they are. And that is all takes.
So back to believe that the US government, which normally is viewed as being too incompetent to organize a two car parade, somehow secretly to the point that pretty much no one knows about it except the TRUE BELIEVERS destroyed major metropolitan areas like on The Crazies.
I mean, any band with a song called “The Spicy McHaggis Jig” is automatically awesome.
(We could also try the “laughing babies” strategy if people prefer. Both seemed to be good deterrents last time.)
Laughing babies are a joy to see. I do not care how much you hate kids.
Laughing babies it is. And a dog eating bubbles.