Sure, Man Boobz 2011 Troll of the Year NWOslave may live in an alternate reality — but he at least seems well-grounded in that reality. What might happen if he were to suddenly ingest a tab or ten of LSD?
I think I have an answer to that question. Meet blogger and conspiracy theorist Jay Dyer, a self-described “controversialist, writer, comedian, debater, and philosopher/theologian.”
That’s a mouthful, and Jay more or less lives up to it, delivering stream of consciousness rants that range from Aleister Crowley (he’s not a fan) to the evils of women dressing like Hannah Montana. Plus he quotes the Bible from time to time.
Actually, that description doesn’t even begin to capture Jay’s peculiar charms. So, without further ado, I present to you some highlights from an essay titled The United Skanks of Amerika that Jay wrote with the assistance of someone identified only as M.B.
Amerika has become one, big, nasty, black metal mosh pit. Satan said to Adam and Eve “do what thou wilt,” Satanist Aleister Crowley said, “do what thou wilt” and the gospel of Amerika is “do what thou wilt.” … Churches are dominated by fat matriarchal women and homosexuals. Women open their purses and the priests of Ashtoreth bow and tell them whatever they want to hear. … Amerika is a play land – a bigger, gayer Disney world. It’s middle-aged moms on facebook, donning Montana garb. The nation is frozen in perpetual adolescence and arrested development.
After this dramatic opening, Jay offers up the strangest capsule version of American history I’ve ever seen:
Started by a bunch of tee-totaler puritan gnostics, this nation has jumped to the opposite extreme and become a cess pool of flesh. In fact, in the East Coast punk scene, kids are now eating chunks of each others’ flesh. Let that sink in. In the West Coast gay scene, it is now an honor to receive AIDS from trendy gays.
Then Jay gets around to the “skanks” of the essay’s title:
Women of this country, especially young women, are perpetual princesses stuck in a perpetual mirror glance, coated in chemicals and striving for the most unnatural goals – to be a manwoman. For a sensible male to get with one of these creatures is in serious danger. But watch out – before long, they’ve left you for another woman and taken your fake Federal Reserve notes. They get half of your all-seeing eyes. Whores with your Horus. Dressed like complete whores, will they soon be completely naked?
But young men don’t get off any easier in Jay’s critique:
The average twenty-something male is now a fat, gamer, feminized, emo freak, who spits every time he lisps, because he can’t form sentences.
Neither do middle-aged men:
Grown men – baby-boomer dads – collect comics and play Dungeons & Dragons. And if they don’t, they stare at pixelated football and the Maso-kabbalist videodrome complex.
Yes, he really did just say “Maso-kabbalist videodrome complex.”
Jay also has some issues with higher education:
The “wise men” of this culture are the Marxist, gay, feminist, druid college professors, who, if they have children, drive them to white horror core rap concerts. Just like the sociology professor mom involved with Pyscho Sam whom her daughter met over Myspace.
And lower education:
That any parent would put their children in public school is a sign of apparent hatred of their kids. Why would anyone put their kids in a government re-education camp? Public schools are prisons where the teachers screw students and students get doped up on pills become homosexual.
When they’re not shooting each other, that is:
[P]arents can’t understand why their children shoot each other at school. The[y] shoot one another at school because they are possessed by the demonic culture. And while you stupidly play golf and make scrapbooks, your kids are worshipping Lucifer, who, according to you, doesn’t exist.
Women working! Men raising kids! It’s all one big air-conditioned nightmare for Jay:
The family is now become stay-at-home dads that care for the 1.3 kids, while moms climb the skyscraper and has sex with the CEO for more fake fed notes. If it’s not this, it’s “my two dads.”
Preach it, Jay!
Amerika is just this – Chuck E. Cheese speeding at you on a Harley, holding Crowley’s Magick in Theory and Practice,with Jenna Jameson mounted on the back. …
Amerika is krunk. Amerika is funk. Amerika is junk. Amerika is Lil’ Jon having sex with Lady Liberty. …
Rationalism is what birthed this country, but it morphed into utter irrationality. Thomas Paine became Spongebob and Spongebob is Thomas Paine.
I think I’ll just leave it at that. Oh, there’s more — much, much more — in Jay’s little manifesto, but my poor brain can only take in so much in one sitting without exploding.
NOTE: I discovered Jay’s essay through a link on MGTOWforums.com; the dude posting the link described it as “one of the best essays about feminism and life in the US … By far one of the most accurate essays I have ever had the pleasure of reading.” It got a mixed reaction; the consensus seemed to be that while he made some good points, Jay might just be a little too obsessed with Aleister Crowley and the Masons.
EDITED TO ADD: Also, if middle-aged women want to wear some sort of “Montana garb,” I’d suggest they go with Patsy, not Hannah. Patsy Montana was awesome!
I’ve read conspiracy theorists say he’s not really dead. I haven’t heard the one where he’s been secretly dead for 10 years.
Their argument isn’t that the government needs to test these things, their argument is that “THEY” use these things to create chaos and make the public so afraid that we don’t notice that “THEY” are running the world and bringing us closer to the NEW WORLD ORDER. Now, “THEY” are different depending on what flavor of tinfoil hattie you are talking to. The bigots tend to say it’s the Zionists who are doing this. Then you have your folks who talk about the Masons, or the Illuminati, who may or may not be reptilian aliens who are in an intergalactic war with the Greys, who are also very interested in our little planet for some reason.
This stuff makes me worry for my friend, because now she’s talking anti-vaxxer stuff and the other day she went into a rant about Israel funneling money into the United States and how they want to run our government. She spends the whole day watching videos at this bullshit website “Project Camelot,” which claims to be a haven for so-called “whistleblowers.” So she’s a person who wasn’t a bigot but who seems to be taking in some of these anti-Semitic messages.
This guys been named an “honorary MRA”. Honor!
@Mary Contrary
Proof positive MRAs are assholes and bigots who should never be taken seriously.
@Mary: Who said that?
For those that aren’t in Canada (or aren’t aware), SUN news is our equivalent of FOX news…
David
Damn, you out did yourself. Where did you get such a nice picture of a purple Harley?
That’s what he traded his penis in for.
The picture, not the Harley (or the woman).
Wow. As far as I’m aware, Sun TV hasn’t made it out west yet, and thank goodness. That was the most incoherent reporter I’ve ever heard speak on television. Say what you want about the CBC, at least they can string words together coherently.
@Mary: Horrible, horrible story, and the guy is clearly misogynistic as fuck.
But unless some MRA has specifically supported that asshole, I wouldn’t call him an “honorary MRA.”
I think I would trade my penis for the Harley too. Afterall the Harley is SOOO much bigger.
Harleys are super loud, I’m not sure I’d trade my vagina for one. Maybe a Vespa, if they made any sense with the climate here! (They do not.)
But would you trade your penis for a picture of a Harley? xD
“For those that aren’t in Canada (or aren’t aware), SUN news is our equivalent of FOX news…”
Ami, I’m watching a Fox News documentary on youtube about honor killings in the US right now. I don’t have a TV so all my exposure comes from the internet.
I hate the term “honor killing”. It scapegoats one specific population and presumes, without evidence, that the killing was because they are immigrants, ethnic minorities, or religious minorities. White US and Canadian born men also kill female intimates for gendered reasons, yet the term “honor killing” is never applied to them.
I read the comments section attached to the article. It’s kind of nice to know that some of these guys have taken up boycotting American women.
“I hate the term “honor killing”. It scapegoats one specific population and presumes, without evidence, that the killing was because they are immigrants, ethnic minorities, or religious minorities.”
In the cases I’m watching, the killers themselves say its about “family honor” or “bringing shame onto the family”. That’s probably the origin of the term.
@DSC
White US and Canadian born women also kill male intimates for gendered reasons, yet the term “honor killing” is never applied to them either.
But the term connotes a specific type of gendered violence, and that generally manifests in South Asian and Arabic communities. I wouldn’t be surprised if it also manifested in the rural South since it has the same combination of sexism and heavy cultural emphasis on family honour.
I do agree, though, that Western media doesn’t really understand the phenomenon and they may well attribute “honour-killing” to incidents that don’t fall under that
Actually, I think I was supposed to use “connotates” not “connotes”
@Marti: That’s one of MRA’s favorite things to talk about. Sometimes it expands into ‘Boycott all Western women’. I get the sense that they watched the “Me love you long time” scene in Full Metal Jacket and said, “Now that’s how a woman should behave!”
@Darkside: Here’s a great article I read on the subject
http://www.thenation.com/article/honor-killing-any-other-name
No, it’s not. You know they’re taking this out on poor brown/black/asian women from other countries, right?
http://youtu.be/MX0iRHYTCkg