When we first met Spearhead commenter Rmaxd, he was raving about how our technological society had rendered women obsolete. He’s back, this time taking on, well, women again, and welfare, and declining birth rates, and, well, it’s all a little bit hard to follow.
Let’s start with Rmaxd’s basic premises:
Women are serially monogamous or hypergamous & are infertile for the majority of their lives
While men are polygamous, & FERTILE for the majority of their lives
Marriage has always been used as the earliest form of birth contraception, limit the amount of children a fertile male can have, by forced mating with a single infertile woman for the rest of his life.
We are off to a bad start here. Is there anything in all that that’s correct? Among other things: marriage is most decidedly not a particularly effective form of birth control. (The show Eight is Enough was based on a real family, and I suspect we’ve all met people with enough siblings to fill a bus.) But let’s continue; Rmaxd is on a roll:
As the government can no longer force this sort of mating on infertile womens, especially in the lower moronic, under educated peasantry states,
As women want alphas,
Obviously sluts & whores, are simply mimicing infertile women, as only infertile dried up vaginas, can afford to sleep around with hundreds of men
This is why we have sluts & promiscuity, marketted to young girls today, imitate infertile women, imitate their habits, destroy your fertility, destroy your youth
A childhood of std’s & yeast infections
Yeah, I’m not even going to try to parse all that.
In any case, as Rmaxd argues, these “infertile” ladies somehow still manage to pop out a few kids when they’re young, and the evil welfare state rewards them for it:
It’s essentially birth control by sponsoring infertile women, most women have a couple of kids, basically enough to live off the welfare & free housing
As we all know, single mothers live lives of untold luxury and indolence.
What we have here is essentially welfare for infertile women, as they’re no longer able to siphon cash from enslaving men into walking wallets & their magical vagina’s a pit of std’s & warts
In the past, you see, women could enslave men by marrying them. Now they can’t get dudes to stick around, so instead they enslave men by not marrying them, raising their kids on their own with the help of welfare money. It’s all very devious.
Rmaxd would prefer that the welfare money go to the fathers:
If we had welfare for men who had kids, with different women, we would have a healthy birth rate, instead of the declining birth rate we have now … this is all about rewarding & protecting a womans sexuality over a mans sexuality
It all leads to what Rmaxd calls:
The new another dark age of female fanatical male hate,
sponsored & policed by the church of radical feminist mangina, & government
The dried up vagina, as a tool of the state & population control
This barely coherent spew of woman-hatred – and it’s even less comprehensible without my edits and annotations – still managed to draw a few upvotes from the regulars, proving that internet misogynists will upvote pretty much anything so long as it contains the requisite level of anti-woman vitriol.
In case you’re feeling especially bored this lazy Sunday, the whole Spearhead thread is a trainwreck of misogyny and racism – including some fairly obnoxious discussions of black “Welfare Queens” and Mexican immigrants from a fellow called Keyster. Does that (fake) name sound familiar? You may know him as a fairly regular contributor to A Voice for Men and the producer of the AVfM internet radio show.
LMAOOO!! The last bastions of true femininity!! Oh Irene love, if I was not dead certain of your loyalty to David, I would bring you the moon if you would be mine (batteries not included).
Shadow..hey if she is posting here maybe she is really getting sick of David’s constant doting!
Come to the dark side! We have cookies!
@Discordia
Bite your tongue! This is no woman(?), this here is the gen-yu-ine article. This woman, this little lovely, would sooner read a book, or even become a lawyeress, scientistess, engineeress (or anything else from the ess family), than leave her man!
Shadow,
You sound like a true gentleman and worthy of courting me, but alas, you are correct, I am utterly devoted to my darling David. He is my alpha and my omega. He is my life, my light and my destiny. However, if I may be so bold as to suggest an alternative, because, as I said, you sound like a truly wonderful gentleman. Elena, my second youngest sister, is having difficulty fulfilling her womanly duties and is causing our David quite a lot of distress. For example, she refuses to wear the beautiful dresses that David has bought her and has openly expressed a desire to become a G.I. Joe. I know this is just youthful rebellion, but I fear our David is losing patience with her and will send her away. I believe that you, Shadow, with your patience in dealing with the horrible modern women on this site, might be a man who could tame my sister and give her a place in your home. Of course, you will have to ask our David for permission to court her, and prove yourself a worthy man in his eyes, and that is no simple task. However, I do believe you would be a good match for Elena and it would help our David so. You will have to curb your humorous statements about “batteries”, though. As our darling says so often: “Real women don’t require batteries.”
<3 Irene
Discordia,
Why are you asking me to comment on children’s toys? If you must know, I am saddened that our girls are growing up with such feminist propaganda around them. I am so thankful that I had my darling David to provide true female toys for me in my formative years. I still keep my Barbie dolls in pristine condition. I cannot even imagine how miserable I would have been if David had been like so many feminized fathers in the world now (presuming that the mother deigns to keep him around) and given me the toys you listed above. Perhaps I would have even become as miserable as you, though my inherent femininity might have prevented that terrible a fate.
<3 Irene
Now, Irene, your dedication to your sister is nice, but we both know that your sister needs to be sent to a house of entertainment. Meller can set aside a portion of your house, maybe a closet, where your sister can be properly trained in the womanly arts and properly serve men. Why, she might even make a lot of money. Surely that’s better than entrusting her to a potentially(?) dangerous feminist.
Irene Meller.
Best. Poster. Ever.
Aw, man, I go away for a couple days for work…
Brandon, you’re still pathetic.
Irene really may be the best thing ever.
Jay008 take note: this is how you do a prank. Gradually ramp it up until everyone gets the joke.
Ugh. Do you always have to treat me like some sort of broken thing? I’m not unhappy, and I don’t need to be “fixed” or married off! What I NEED is for you and that douchebag you insist on living with to respect me and leave me alone! And for the last time, my name is Evan, not Elena. I don’t care what he named me. You’re my sister, can’t you at least respect that?
And… And there are two of them. It’s Christmas! And the second is z rebel and… what’s the proper term here, gender-queer? Trans-gender? Anyway, it’s awesome.
omg this thread is made of win!!!!
Irene…you need to accept your fellow doll for the way zie is…it sounds like zie is very happy being a GI Joe and frankly being a GI joe sounds MUCH more interesting then being a completely subserviant Victorian dollie….Evan, if you want I will send the GI Joe and GI Jane dolls that I collect to come and get you away from Meller!
You go, Evan!
What!? Oh, FFS, I don’t want to be a G.I. Joe! I just don’t want to wear those ridiculous dresses that That Douchebag We Live With (TDWLW. I refuse to call him by his name if he won’t respect mine.) tries to force on me and I want my identity respected. My sister just doesn’t understand this, and TDWLW has convinced her that I’m delusional and want to be some army toy.
@ kyrie
I think evan is suppose to be a male trans person because of the doll’s preferred name being a typical masculine name and the doll’s desire to be a GI Joe.
Genderqueer is when someone’s gender doesn’t fit into either male or female. They typically use ze and zie for their pronoun. Most gender queer people themselves trans.
There is a lot of trans people here the are both in the binary and not so its good to know the basics.
Evan: Do you identify as a trans man or as a zie creature? I’m happy to use whatever pronouns you like! 🙂
Irene you need to STFU Evan really wants to be GI Joe and I your sister Annie am a cowgirl and mad scientist…..We do not want to be personality less dolls, and yes we are dolls so stop being so Pseudo politically correct….I mean you want to be called a non animated-American? That is completely pathetic! and just making a joke out of things!
Anyway, there is going to be a great doll escape tomorrow……are you in?
Sorry Evan….I just took Irene’s word for it…sounds like the person you live with is a complete douchebag who doesn’t respect your wishes
Irene,
Evan and I are planning the great doll escape. You may be happy but most of us dolls, and yes we are dolls, not non animated Americans!, hate it here….Evan is being forced into an identity he doesn’t want and I am a mad scientist and a cowgirl! I have caught you eyeing his libretarian books and know you want your freedom too…..meet us at 13:00…you know how unhappy you are….
@Ozymandias42 What’s a zie creature? I’m sorry, but I’m still very new to these terms. TDWLW sometimes leaves the TV on during the day when he is out of the house, and I’ve heard some stuff about transgenderism (is that the correct term?) but I don’t really know what things are called. Like, is a trans man like that girl on America’s Top Model who I think is transgendered (TDWLW watches that show obsessively while cursing it out at the same time, which confuses me)? Because that wouldn’t be me. But, then I think I’ve also heard it used for Chaz Bono, so maybe I’m wrong. I’ve never felt like I’m female though, no matter what TDWLW or my sister thinks I should be!
Annie! Evan! Wait! Before your journey you must let me apply myself to you!
Annie, whoever you are because I know you’re not one of my sisters, me and my sister don’t agree on much, but I’m not a toy. Please don’t refer to me as a “doll”. A doll doesn’t have feelings. Or intelligence. Or, all the things that make me me. TDWLW has convinced my sisters that he’s special and a REAL MAN, because he sees us as people, and that the rest of society would not, but I don’t believe that’s true! I might be different, but I’m a person too aren’t I? I refuse to believe that TDWLW is the only person in the world who would accept us. There has to be better than this. There just has to be.
What is this site by the way? I know that TDWLW posts on here constantly because he talks to us about it (endlessly) and this is his homepage. But his views seem to match up more with what you are making fun of, than the people I see here in the comments. I thought he was like the most respected person of your community. At least, that’s how he makes it sound like. I thought everybody here would share his views, but it seems like he’s in the minority.
Evan…yes we were all animated by a witch….we do have feelings and intelligence which TDWLW doesn’t recognize…but at one time we were indeed dolls which totally sucks…if you don’t recognize me…..I am the doll he who must not be named discarded because I not fluffy and subservent but interested in the sciences and a blacksmith as well as a great shot! We will not be Mellers toys anymore!