An alert reader pointed me to this amazing “map” from the 1830s, posted on Ptak Science Books and originally found here. Described as “A Map of the Open Country of a Woman’s Heart,” it presents a less-than-flattering picture of the supposed shallowness, vanity and selfishness of the female of the species. Click on the pic above to see it full size.
It’s amazing how closely this resembles so many Manosphere “critiques” of evil modern women; the main difference is that it’s a bit more polite in its language. Also, no mention of stinky vaginas.
Manospherians love to talk about “taking the red pill,” as if their ideas are all new and cool and Matrixy. Actually, of course, their ideas are old as fuck. It’s more like they are taking a gulp of Dr. Flimflam’s Electro Magnetic Misogyny Fluid.
Below, another amazing picture also found on Ptak, which presents data on where women’s eyes linger when looking at men. (Again, click on it to see it full size.) I suspect this one would be a bit more confounding to the Manospherians of today, in that it doesn’t show women looking only at the dude’s wallet. The post on Ptak offers a more detailed explanation of what this picture is about.
Fine, lowquacks, because those are the only women I do find attractive, and every other women is ugly as all shit. That includes you, Cassandra. You are ugly, ugly, ugly as fuck and I want nothing to do with you, nor can I imagine anyone else wanting anything to do with you, ugly person.
(Shrugs)
Who cares? I don’t give a shit whether or not you find me attractive, angry child. Now please get some therapy.
I’ve said my piece. I’m done. Think on it.
You ladies sure do love ties. Is that because a tie indicates that your intended victim has a high-paying job? HYPERGAMY I SAY, SHEER HYPERGAMY
Personally, I like them because they make terrific handles to sexily (albeit gently, because I don’t actually want to strangle him) pull a guy taller than me down for a kiss. Mmm.
If I were dating a guy shorter than me, I’d totally wear a tie as often as possible so he could do it, too. Also because women in ties often look super hot.
If that’s what you think CassandraSays, or, actually, anyone on this site ever, has tried to project by saying they find people hot, you’re getting angry at things people didn’t actually say, imply, or mean. That’s not fun for anyone involved!
In fact, trying to insult or offend people by describing what you find hot is a bit like trying to insult or offend people by telling them your favourite vegetable. Even if it’s a super-rare, mega-expensive vegetable. Even if they have a very different favourite vegetable, or hate that vegetable. If they’re going to cook for you soon, it could be a good thing for them to know, but beyond that it’s just a preference.
…What is your favourite vegetable, MRAL?
MRAL, there’s an ugly person here, and it’s YOU. Fuck off, go away, call student health, and keep on fucking off. Find a site where they don’t know you or care that you’re a vile little shit.
As far as the OP, I bet DKM is going to have it blown up and framed.
MRAL is lying. He finds lots of women attractive, it’s just that they don’t reciprocate the attraction. His way of dealing with this is to try and jab at women by telling them they’re ugly. Funny that misogynists go to that well first. But sexism doesn’t exist…
Also!
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0533599/
I don’t normally go for blonds, but he made rather an impression on me in the first thing I ever saw him in (The Buddha of Surburbia – where he got to smooch Naveen Andrews!).
I’ve thought on it, MRAL, and have concluded that you really need to get some therapy as soon as possible.
He’s not bad, Cassandra, but I’ll take Damien Lewis any day.
None of the men you fancy look anything like me! Why are you being so mean to me?
I’m somewhat saddened that I sound fairly close to MRAL’s “type.” Thankfully, I do not actually have an incredibly enormous ribcage, so I’m safe at least until he learns how bras work. :-p
MRAL must have had a bad day at school so he thought he’d try to come here and take it out on us. Classic abuser. I wonder why he doesn’t have friends.
Oh no! Sorry about that, lowquacks. Would a hug help? Sexual attraction is not required in order to give great hugs.
MRAL: I’ve said my piece. I’m done. Think on it.
…. thinks a bit…
Someone in the world thinks someone else is ugly… Damn… I’ll have to go kill myself now, all hope for happiness is gone.
Esp. because the person who thinks them ugly is someone whom they have zero interest in. Yep, that was a zinger, a real scorcher of an insult.
ffff…..cheekbones http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0614165/
You’d just think about hugging an alpha while doing it, floozy.
@lowquacks
I’m pretty sure none of the gals most guys find attractive look like me either, but thems the breaks I guess. Still hugs to you, especially for having “quacks” in your name xD
Also, I love matsutake mushrooms. I apologize for destroying the self esteem of white buttons mushrooms, but what can I say – I like big (mushrooom) caps and I cannot lie.
(The Buddha of Surburbia – where he got to smooch Naveen Andrews!).
…I’ll be in my bunk.
MRAL, you should think on things BEFORE you post them. Not post whatever your brain dribbles out and then ask others to tie them together with coherency.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000310/
can anyone guess what one of my favorite movies is now based on the actors I posted? lol
Can’t say I’m too bothered about the women-finding-attractive thing. I did wonder while picking the name about it being to close to yours, but evidently you don’t mind.
Hmm, I wonder if Netflix has The Buddha of Surburbia…that show was awesome. Written by Hanif Kureishi! Naveen Andrews and Steven Mackintosh rolling around on the floor making out! Making fun of pretentious English hippies! The auntie with blue hair!
I’m completely bonkers for the guy in the Captain Morgan commercials. Is that weird?