So W. F. Price of The Spearhead has made a momentous discovery: there is a television show called Glee. In a recent post, he shared some of his findings with the regular crowd:
I’ve only recently heard of the teen drama Glee, which is evidently a big hit with the teenybopper crowd. The other day, I came across it while flicking through channels and forced myself to watch some of the show.
Apparently, it is really, really gay.
First, I have to say that I now do believe the conservative Christians are correct in saying that the media is pushing a gay agenda. Of course, I don’t really care (one can always change the channel), but it was so blatant on Glee that I couldn’t help but laugh. The show revolved around a “glee club” (an insipid American high school institution for you Brits), cheerleaders, football players, gay football players, football players in drag, football players with cheerleaders, with gay cheerleaders, etc. There was even Broadway-style singing and dancing.
The horror!
Glee is about the gayest show I’ve ever seen on TV. Even the name is gay.
So, you’re saying it’s gay.
Still, Price did have one little complaint about the show:
The gay issue aside, there was one thing about the show that, although unsurprising, was still obnoxious: it features the same old negative stereotypes about normal males. The teen sluts (both gay and straight) are the heros, while the villains are generally straight or straight-acting males … .
It’s true. No one in American society is more oppressed than “normal” dudes. How dare Glee add to this bigotry!
Shockingly, it turns out that there aren’t any Glee fans amongst the Spearhead set – at least none willing to speak up.
In the comments, Meistergedanken explained that Glee was just a part – a loud, singing part — of a devious queer conspiracy:
It’s all part of the plan. Just like “Desperate Housewives”, “American Horror Story” or “Dawson’s Creek”, or any of those other shows created by the queers, straight couples – particularly married ones – are inevitably shown to be the most hypocrital, intolerant, ignorant, mentally unbalanced and emotionally dysfunctional characters. In this way normality is portrayed as a sorry sham. …
It’s so strange to see the progressives insist on marriage for gays, while at the same time showing married couples (and the husbands/fathers especially) as the worst people out there. They want to tear down marriage so they can scrounge the tattered remains for themselves, I guess.
Towgunner, for his part, delivered up a long, rambling manifesto of sorts on the subject of the gays. Some highlights:
Is it a tragedy that gay people suffer? I honestly used to think so, but I don’t really think they suffer all that much. They seem pretty happy at their parades. Matter of fact, I’d say that a balding women (regardless of her sexuality) or a poor black family or an orphan in Africa suffer thousands of times more than some sappy fruit.
In that light homosexuals have proven to be one of the most selfish groups in all of history, right up there with women – after all they want to be women anyway. …
Furthermore, it says something about our culture that gives only homosexuals and other sluts special treatment. … All this to facilitate a small group’s ego so they feel only slightly less guilty at themselves when they orgasm. That’s where your taxpayer money goes to…to make a pervert feel good about itself.
So, apparently, the government is giving out gay orgasm grants, or something?
Andybob, meanwhile, spoke up for the gays. Or, at least, the gays who hate Glee. And women.
The first time I saw “Glee” I wanted to punch my flatscreen through the wall. Here again, gay men/teens are being shown as shallow, trite, superficial, dismissable, malleable, silly, flippant cretins with nothing to offer the world except fashion advice and sloping shoulders for whiny bitches to cry on. …
Those of us [gay men] who live far from Hollywood and have no connection whatsoever to Broadway musicals are very likely to be very aware of issues confronting men. Some of us are even vocal MRA’s. … [We’re] not handicapped by the need for sex from women. We can recognise their manipulative BS from miles away. The female psyche laid bare is an ugly thing.
Gay men like men, identify with men, actually are men. We watch men we care about like our brothers (I have a straight twin brother), fathers, and mates get ground down by a system created and maintained by feminists and their pussy-begging lackeys – and yes, some poodle-carrying flamers along for the ride. Women are always shocked to learn that most gays side with men. That’s not what they see on the telly. …
The bitchy gays who discriminate against straight men … are the manginas of the gay world. …
Women don’t like gays and straights to collaborate because they don’t want us to compare notes. I have seen women try to shame my straight friends out of hanging out with me. They are threatened by our mutual support. Together, we are able to construct a composite picture of women that would peel paint for sheer gruesomeness.
Gay men and straight men – together, united in hatred of whiny bitches!
Glee. Vomit
NWO, nice to see you’re still a disgusting bigot.
Extreme happiness is totally gay, you guys.
It’s the feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Wait, Obama’s health care plan covers gender reassignment surgery for five-year-olds? We’re getting a way more comprehensive deal than I thought.
There’s something at once sad, hilarious, and totally totally gross about NWO accusing other people of pedophilia. On the plus side, his belief that the average five-year-old wears a diaper gives me hope, as it suggests that he’s never been anywhere near actual children.
David, this is apropos of nothing, but I’m really hoping you can find a way to use this picture to illustrate one of your posts.
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NWO just hates being on the losing side of history. People who think like him are going the way of the dodo, and not a moment too soon.
@Captain bathrobe: That’s how I like to think about MRAs in general
@Katz
Your clip made me so sad. I miss my show DAMMIT! boopy doopy boop boop sex!
“The teen sluts (both gay and straight) are the heros, while the villains are generally straight or straight-acting males … .”
Actually, two of the bullies are closeted (or at least started that way). So they have no clue what on earth they are talking about.
@Crumb,
Are you kidding? To hear the MRAs tell it, their movement grows by leaps and bounds! They’ll be conquering the world by next Tuesday, just you wait!
This seems to leave an awful lot out. If this is it, straight people can’t get hired or married either. 😛
katz, I will make it my life’s mission to figure out an excuse to use that picture as soon as possible.
Dani: “My jaw dropped when Finn said “Hey Santana, why don’t you just come out of the closet?” loudly enough for the entire hallway to hear. Dude, you know better. And of course it was Santana, not Finn, who had to deal with all the fallout from that.”
You gotta look at more than just the scene in a vacuum.
Santana was the bully in the scene. So it makes sense that she would have to deal with the fallout of her being a bully. Finn struck back the only way he knew how, but also didn’t know the kind of harm that would do because he has never had to deal with that sort of closeted life.
Kurt was also bullied by someone in the closet (Karofsky). Kurt, being gay, knew the pain that he must be going through and chose to not out his bully. He instead chose to kill him with kindness, and ultimately Karofsky started to learn how to accept who he was (as you saw when he was seen in the bar).
Glee managed to show two different ways of dealing with two different issues. (bullying and outing)
Also, how is a show going to tackle the tough issues if they are not allowed to portray what some people would do in real life. Outing someone to some people is no big deal. To others, outing someone is a mortal sin and should never be done (regardless of the person). So the issue is an important one to deal with and I think Glee handled it well because they didn’t just make it a black and white issue with Finn outing Santana. They made it murky by making you able to see both characters side and how one might deal with it.
I’m now waiting for slavey to proclaim that feminism and teh ghey caused the downfall of the Roman Empire. Never gets old, that.
8) Lobbying for equal employment rights.
Life, autonomy, property and vote. That’s all the rights you get.
This seems to leave an awful lot out. If this is it, straight people can’t get hired or married either.
Fortunately for slavey, nothing is impossible if you’re just making shit up.
Fortunately for us, no one cares what he thinks–about rights or anything else–except as comic relief.
No, that was race mixing.
Hey, is that a rationalization hamster she’s about to consume?
And isn’t that Laura from ANTM that holding the hamster? (real ad? for what?)
MRAs really are friends to men everywhere, aren’t they?
@Pam—
It has to get in there somehow!
Did thespearhead run out of articles on Ryan Gosling?
If you’re not careful NWO, a homosexual might sneak up behind you and give you a vasectomy! This is what happens when you don’t eat all your greens.
“If you’re not careful NWO, a homosexual might sneak up behind you and give you a vasectomy! This is what happens when you don’t eat all your greens.”
I just ate with not one but two homosexuals and none of them assaulted me. Crazy world. But it’s true that I did finish my plate.
I even had sex with another dude and it didn’t turn me gay. Funny how that works.