So W. F. Price of The Spearhead has made a momentous discovery: there is a television show called Glee. In a recent post, he shared some of his findings with the regular crowd:
I’ve only recently heard of the teen drama Glee, which is evidently a big hit with the teenybopper crowd. The other day, I came across it while flicking through channels and forced myself to watch some of the show.
Apparently, it is really, really gay.
First, I have to say that I now do believe the conservative Christians are correct in saying that the media is pushing a gay agenda. Of course, I don’t really care (one can always change the channel), but it was so blatant on Glee that I couldn’t help but laugh. The show revolved around a “glee club” (an insipid American high school institution for you Brits), cheerleaders, football players, gay football players, football players in drag, football players with cheerleaders, with gay cheerleaders, etc. There was even Broadway-style singing and dancing.
The horror!
Glee is about the gayest show I’ve ever seen on TV. Even the name is gay.
So, you’re saying it’s gay.
Still, Price did have one little complaint about the show:
The gay issue aside, there was one thing about the show that, although unsurprising, was still obnoxious: it features the same old negative stereotypes about normal males. The teen sluts (both gay and straight) are the heros, while the villains are generally straight or straight-acting males … .
It’s true. No one in American society is more oppressed than “normal” dudes. How dare Glee add to this bigotry!
Shockingly, it turns out that there aren’t any Glee fans amongst the Spearhead set – at least none willing to speak up.
In the comments, Meistergedanken explained that Glee was just a part – a loud, singing part — of a devious queer conspiracy:
It’s all part of the plan. Just like “Desperate Housewives”, “American Horror Story” or “Dawson’s Creek”, or any of those other shows created by the queers, straight couples – particularly married ones – are inevitably shown to be the most hypocrital, intolerant, ignorant, mentally unbalanced and emotionally dysfunctional characters. In this way normality is portrayed as a sorry sham. …
It’s so strange to see the progressives insist on marriage for gays, while at the same time showing married couples (and the husbands/fathers especially) as the worst people out there. They want to tear down marriage so they can scrounge the tattered remains for themselves, I guess.
Towgunner, for his part, delivered up a long, rambling manifesto of sorts on the subject of the gays. Some highlights:
Is it a tragedy that gay people suffer? I honestly used to think so, but I don’t really think they suffer all that much. They seem pretty happy at their parades. Matter of fact, I’d say that a balding women (regardless of her sexuality) or a poor black family or an orphan in Africa suffer thousands of times more than some sappy fruit.
In that light homosexuals have proven to be one of the most selfish groups in all of history, right up there with women – after all they want to be women anyway. …
Furthermore, it says something about our culture that gives only homosexuals and other sluts special treatment. … All this to facilitate a small group’s ego so they feel only slightly less guilty at themselves when they orgasm. That’s where your taxpayer money goes to…to make a pervert feel good about itself.
So, apparently, the government is giving out gay orgasm grants, or something?
Andybob, meanwhile, spoke up for the gays. Or, at least, the gays who hate Glee. And women.
The first time I saw “Glee” I wanted to punch my flatscreen through the wall. Here again, gay men/teens are being shown as shallow, trite, superficial, dismissable, malleable, silly, flippant cretins with nothing to offer the world except fashion advice and sloping shoulders for whiny bitches to cry on. …
Those of us [gay men] who live far from Hollywood and have no connection whatsoever to Broadway musicals are very likely to be very aware of issues confronting men. Some of us are even vocal MRA’s. … [We’re] not handicapped by the need for sex from women. We can recognise their manipulative BS from miles away. The female psyche laid bare is an ugly thing.
Gay men like men, identify with men, actually are men. We watch men we care about like our brothers (I have a straight twin brother), fathers, and mates get ground down by a system created and maintained by feminists and their pussy-begging lackeys – and yes, some poodle-carrying flamers along for the ride. Women are always shocked to learn that most gays side with men. That’s not what they see on the telly. …
The bitchy gays who discriminate against straight men … are the manginas of the gay world. …
Women don’t like gays and straights to collaborate because they don’t want us to compare notes. I have seen women try to shame my straight friends out of hanging out with me. They are threatened by our mutual support. Together, we are able to construct a composite picture of women that would peel paint for sheer gruesomeness.
Gay men and straight men – together, united in hatred of whiny bitches!
I’m surprised these guys aren’t huge fans of Glee, to be honest. If you’ve ever watched the show, you’d notice that almost every female character is selfish, cruel and scheming, or selfish, cruel and dumb. The straight male characters tend to be the lovable victims. The first season included a woman who faked a pregnancy well into the third trimester to control her husband, a girl who was pregnant with a baby that wasn’t her boyfriend’s (why he thought it was his when they’d never had sex I don’t know???), and the biggest villains are the evil lady coach and the evil lesbian cheer leader. It’s an MRA fantasy land.
They’re also awful music critics as well. Don’t forget
Victoria Jackson is, in purely scientific terms, a few screws short of hardware store.
Or, as we say where I come from, a Few Fries Short of a Happy Meal.
“(why he thought it was his when they’d never had sex I don’t know???)”
Because he ejaculated (by accident) in a hot tub in which she was. I hope it was a comical exaggeration on the state of sex education in USA
Ozy,
Aside from the bits about censorship, I think that list is quite reasonable. That Shlafly doesn’t is unfortunate, though not surprising.
I keep reading “The FTSU Crew” as the “STFU Crew”.
Captain Bathrobe: I’m so glad to discover that the gay agenda is… mostly stuff we support anyway… because it’s right. >.>
I remain confused how we’re destroying America, though.
How can a show simultaneously denigrate straight men in order to hold up gay men while at the same time denigrate gay men? I wish the MRAs could pick one and go with it.
“Because he ejaculated (by accident) in a hot tub in which she was. I hope it was a comical exaggeration on the state of sex education in USA”
Either that, or it was one determined sperm. Is that how Bruce Wayne was conceived?
@Steph
pfffttt. We all know that that’s Ayn Rands origins
That Jackson woman seems to have kangaroos loose in her upper paddock.
@ozymandias42
Hey freaks of nature, what’s up? Nice list ya got there of promoting your gay religion. Let’s have a look at it, shall we?
1) Ignoring Christian morals and discouraging religiously based laws.
Promoting the gay laws as if they were moral. Get your pedophile monthly here for morality!
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2) Reminding the world that marriage is a legal term and standing the in US, not a spiritual one as believed by Christians.
Changing the definition of marriage to suit the State endorsed gay faith.
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3) Ignoring the clear message of the Bible that homosexuality is a sin and an abomination unto God because their first amendment rights allow them to.
Ya don’t have to be a person of faith to know gayness is a sickness.
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4) Reminding conservatives that there cannot be a gay gene, just like like there cannot be a “black gene” because complex things like these are caused by complex interactions between genes.
5) Censoring evidence that the “gay gene” is a hoax. After all, it would have to be multiple genes interacting together.
In all of nature the only rule is to reproduce. A gay gene is an oxymoron, much like feminism having anything to do with equality.
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6) Censoring speech against homosexuality by branding it to possibly be “hate-speech”
Nice communism! Goes well with feminism, since that’s all feminism ever was.
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7) Censoring biblical statements condemning homosexuality
Censorship is a gay’s best friend.
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8) Lobbying for equal employment rights.
Life, autonomy, property and vote. That’s all the rights you get.
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9) Expand hate crimes legislation to include sexual orientation, which would be equally wrong for heterosexuals to do.
I get konked on the head in a fight, a gay gets konked on the head in a fight for being gay. How is it worse?
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10) Ending the military’s and Boy Scout’s restrictions on homosexuality
Everyone bitches about “scandals” when pedophiles in the church or Boy Scouts is “covered up.” And you wanna chock em both full of pedophiles. Hell our prisons are full of those freaks as well. Ya wanna stop prison rape of men? Stop promoting the gay sickness.
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11) Stopping children as young as 5 years old from attending therapy to repair their sexual preference
Little Billy can’t properly wipe his ass yet he “knows” he’s a girl. Let’s pump him full of hormones, cut his dick off, give him a lifetime of therapy to “validate” his feelings all under Obamas new health plan.
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12) Teaching tolerance of homosexuals in schools.
No one has to tolerate or accept anyones behavior. Keep your private life private.
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13) Demanding protections from job discrimination.
If someone doesn’t want mentally sick people in their establishment why force them?
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14) Suing online dating websites for discrimination. This was because sexual orientation is a federally protected group, as such, this company was breaking the law.
No ideology needs to be accepted by anyone.
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15) Undermining the resolve of latent homosexuals so that their will becomes too weak to resist the temptations of homosexuality
Feminists are as stupid as they come. Promoting a psycological disorder instead of trying to cure it. Pure stupidity.
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16) Pushing for legalized adoption by gay individuals and couples.
Hahahaha, that’ll make for a fine stable household. Get your first hand training in early. Rinse and repeat and before ya know it everyone will have their own little apprentice.
This is pretty much what I’d expect from a sick individual like yourself. I said it long ago that feminism will be at the forefront for promoting pedophilia. I’m glad you haven’t disappointed me, Oxy!
Awww, you’re not even trying tonight, NWO. That could have come out of any homophobes playbook. I expect better. 2.7
Booo!
You may be guaranteed a spot in regionals, but dont think you can just stuff Troll Of The Year 2012 in the bag.
I knew this topic would be the perfect opportunity for NWO to once again illustrate his insane hatred of gay people. Thanks for delivering.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA… But zhinxy, think of the epic fail that is Slavey thinking that list is the actual “Gay Agenda”
12) Teaching tolerance of homosexuals in schools.
No one has to tolerate or accept anyones behavior. Keep your private life private.
So by this logic, I assume you’re also for prohibiting anyone from talking about their heterosexual relationships in schools as well? Teachers can’t talk about their spouses, kids can’t mention the sex of their parents, and dating teens can…well…good luck with that. I assume you’re also against anyone showing photos of their partners? Or wearing wedding rings? How about prohibiting “What I Did On My Summer Vacation” essays, lest some seven-year-old let slip that her aunt Eve and uncle Adam have been happily heterosexually married for the past twenty years?
After all, I don’t have to “tolerate or accept” anyone’s dating or marriage life. Keep your private life private!
13) Demanding protections from job discrimination.
If someone doesn’t want mentally sick people in their establishment why force them?
Even assuming homosexuality is a mental illness (it’s not), the ADA prohibits discrimination on the basis of a diagnosis of mental illness. “Establishments” are therefore already “forced” to put up with mentally ill folks trying to buy toothbrushes or order a burger or whatever. (Yeah, I know – you’re probably not hot on the ADA, either.)
Also, I have yet to meet a single non-heterosexual individual who was even attracted to children, let alone preyed on them. So if you’re going to insist on conflating LGB-ness with pedophilia, I’m going to need to see your citations.
So, ignoring that ozy wasn’t being entirely sincere…
Because mental disorders are extraordinarily heterogeneous, as are the requirements for different jobs, so it is absurd to think that no mentally ill person will be qualified for any job and discriminating on that basis is stupid and wrong. Oh wait, I’m sorry, by “mentally sick people” you mean “people who aren’t straight enough for NWO.” Silly bigot, words mean things! Speaking of which, sexual preference =/= gender identity.
Oh, and:
16) Pushing for legalized adoption by gay individuals and couples.
Yeah, because it’s totally the fact that my partner has a penis that makes me a good (hypothetical) mother. Just like my having a vagina is what makes my partner a stellar (hypothetical) father.
Jeez, if I’d known being a Good Parent(TM) was as easy as what was in my partner’s pants, I wouldn’t have spent all that time learning how to teach. Or to listen to kids when they need help. Or to perform infant CPR. *eyeroll*
/feelin’ bitter and sarcastic-y tonight
Oh beeteedubs NWO, since we’re chattin’; my gay agenda is still okay, right? Because it would really hurt my boyfriend’s feelings if I didn’t bother to get him a birthday present. Think about the men!
Well, I for one am glad that NWO’s list includes communism, I was worried I might be doing something wrong when it was omitted from Schlafly’s. XD
If someone doesn’t want mentally sick people in their establishment why force them?
Given NWO’s employment history, this is not the argument I would be making if I were him.
@katz
I was thinking the exact same thing…
The lack of self-awareness is rather worrying.
Oh, boy, poopsy’s back! Hey, poopsy, shouldn’t you finish explaining your logic on the Book of Larnin’ before you start spreading all sorts of stupid lies about teh gayz?
😀
“Glee is about the gayest show I’ve ever seen on TV. Even the name is gay.”
Extreme happiness is totally gay, you guys. Or possibly girly. In either case, it’s not something that manly men should associate themselves with. How dare society promote a bunch of kids singing silly songs and being happy!
Does this mean we need to bring back MySpace so they can be all emo instead?