In today’s episode of “upvoted on the Men’s Rights subreddit” we have a fellow calling himself Dude0987, with some interesting thoughts on women — sorry, “females” — and vampires.
Give the link a click. I think you will find the discussion this comment inspired to be very, well, instructive.
Although this was pretty awesome:
PS. This is wayyy OT, but I have been lurking pretty much since this blog started–I am wondering where Spearafoc went? I had the biggest online crush on him!
Spear’s alive, but he hasn’t been on Prime in a while… he’s on the chattybox, though. 🙂
Go Rosaline! ^__^
You can find him here on occasion
and on Twitter.
No crush here, but I do think he’s charming and bright and witty.
Haha, the OP’s name in that thread is “TebowTebowTebow.”
GO PATS
WOOOOOOO
…Also, I thought the “woman stabs man, man calls cops, cops arrest man” thing would link to a news story, but it does not. It links to an anonymous account on mycrazygirlfriend.com.
Anyway, I’m starting to like the “if you ever have sex with a woman, she will false-rape-accuse you” meme. It’s giving me a sense of safety and empowerment. If fear of false rape accusations is what holds these guys back from sexually exploiting women, I am all for it.
(MRAs, feel free to take that last sentence out of context and hyperventilate wildly. I have a paper bag if you need one.)
Did you hear that, females? What are you going to do when the poor men who just want penetrate you without trouble learn to get a motel room? Or, better yet, a female-proof house ala that zombie-proof house:
http://all-that-is-interesting.com/post/4956385434/the-first-zombie-proof-house
It would be naturally be wired with cameras to catch those evil lying women as they make up/plant evidence, the doors would open automatically for the men but *not* for the women, there would be special ultraviolet lighting to expose their hideous ugliness underneath their lying makeup, and a paucity – dare I say a complete *lack* – of feminine hygiene products. I mean, ew, right? Only freakish inhuman things bleed when they aren’t wounded.
(all /sarc and satire, obviously)
Particularly since one assumes 90-100% of people who propagate that meme are guys who did, in fact, rape a woman and got real-rape-accused.
But what about the men who /like/ being bitten by women?
I saw the header for this post and instantly had “Gypsies, tramps and thieves (Cher)” in my head.
Speaking of Tebow, Campus Food just sent me an email entitled “What Would Tebow Order.” I…I can’t even formulate a response to that.
I couldn’t resist making a mad lib from the thing David quoted (and cleaning up the ellipsis barf while I was at it.)
That’s right, if you have a NOUN you are lower than a/n ANIMAL the U.S. Get used to it guys.
And stop VERB-ING yourselves. NOUN is irrelevant, it’s her word against NOUN; that’s all that matters. If you let a SUPERNATURAL BEING into your house, don’t get angry if they VERB you, same goes for females. Time to learn to get a PLACE. And there is no NOUN to tell them your real NOUN or where you VERB or VERB.
Remind me again why these guys think sex is better than masturbation?
Your hand will never “false”-rape-accuse you, you don’t need to hide your real name from your hand, and let’s face it, sex with your hand is more sensual and pleasurable than a furtive grunt in a motel room with someone you don’t know and don’t like.
Clearly, Holly, it’s their god-given right to fuck our shit up, and they need that. How are they supposed to fuck their hands’ shit up?
This pretty much implies that if a man has sex with a woman, he’s asking to be falsely accused of rape.
I may be a genderqueer and not a woman, but I’ve never bitten a man who didn’t explicitly ask for it/consent to it…
Every time I read (or, more often, am told) about one of those squalid and pathetic encounters that PUAs have some bizarre compulsion to write up as though they were worth boasting about, I can’t help but be reminded of John Lydon’s description of sex as “two minutes of squelching noises”.
“two minutes of squelching noises”
Wow! Two whole minutes???
Yes, I’m sensing a bit of poetic license here.
And yet another case of “the male equivalent of rape is $THINGTHATISNOTRAPE.” *sigh*
So if the male equivalent of a woman being raped is…whatever their pet peeve of the instant is…then what’s the female equivalent of a man being raped?
karalora: Men can’t be raped. I mean, DUH. 🙁
Once this guy wouldn’t invite me into his house but I went in anyway, and then I stood there kinda shaking, and blood started pouring out of my head until he finally said I could come into his house. Then I bit him, so yeah. Dude0987 knows what he’s talking about.
I’m glad I found this blog.
Glad and disturbed. :/
@Bee
Dude0987: “And I was that man!!!”
Is that why he’s 0987? Is he just another nameless, faceless man sacrificed to your insatiable bite-lust?!