Ladies, watch out! Over at the Chateau, the (He)artist(e) formerly known as Roissy has taken a good look at that thing we call feminism, and it seems that he doesn’t like it very much.
[F]eminism is, right down to its withered, cunty heart, a grotesque ideology mounted on a dais of lies. My goal is to mock it so ruthlessly that its practitioners and sympathizers, all of them, find it ever more difficult to pronounce in public life that they are feminists, to drive the true believers so far underground that only their raspy-throated, dusty-muffed sisters-in-arms are willing to entertain their insipid nostrums.
Woah, dude! Slow down for a moment and take a breath.
This is total war, and in total war where the weapons are words, the goal is utter destruction through social ostracism. The icy wasteland of discredited ideologues and crackpots mumbling self-medicating catchphrases and hitting themselves in the forehead is feminism’s inevitable destination.
Wait, let’s do that last sentence again.
The icy wasteland of discredited ideologues and crackpots mumbling self-medicating catchphrases and hitting themselves in the forehead is feminism’s inevitable destination.
Yeah, I thought that’s what he said.
Some other observations:
Marriage and kids are no amnesty from man-hating. Some of the worst ideological feminists are lantern-jawed fuzzfaced quasi-dykes married to mincing beta schlubs who confirm feminist prejudices by their mere existence, not to mention by their sycophantic suckuppery.
Oh and this:
Feminism’s leaders and spokeshos are, almost to a bitch, man-hating termagants who loathe male desire and cheer on third trimester vacuumings.
Nothing more charming than a PUA dickbag who’s against abortion.
Having dispensed with feminism, Roissy goes on to wax pompous about the future of the whole human race. Naturally, he thinks like a PUA version of Hitler.
Thanks to technology, diversity and cognitive stratification, America is entering the period of The Great Culling, a process which will create not only new classes, but even new races, broadly a snarky Eloi and a medicated Morlock, and slowly, as the government cheese runs out, the losers in this culling will begin to procreate less and less, until they are discarded by the invisible crotch of evolution as failed human experiments unable to adapt to the new reality.
The “invisible crotch of evolution?”
I cannot help but think of a certain memorable phrase from one of Man Boobz’ greatest trolls. I am referring, of course, to Arks’ description of the human vagina as a “slobbering crotch-maw.”
Is Arks … Roissy? Is Roissy … Arks?
I don’t think so, but it makes me wonder once again if this whole Chateau Heartiste thing is nothing more than an elaborate hoax.
EDITED TO ADD:
Toysoldier offers a withering critique of this post.
Wait, did I say “withering?” I meant “withered.”
@Shadow
I must confess, I haven’t seen any of the Terminator movies. I really don’t like Ahnold. :s
I was actually surprised that Bale did as well as he did in Velvet Goldmine, but I’d agree that he’s not very androgynous. Points for trying, though, especially since he was cast alongside two men to whom it comes much more naturally.
I have never heard anyone make fun of Brad Pitt’s acne scars.
and again with Brad Pitt! why is he the one guys always bring up as an example?!
Honestly, I think The Terminator was the best role of his career. He didn’t have even have to try to emote. Perfect for someone who can’t act.
There are blogs dedicated to making fun of Pitt’s acne scars, with tons of women commenting? What a fascinating (totally made up) revelation.
Seriously, dude, give it up. You’re not going to win this argument because you’re simply wrong.
(Seriously, Pitt has acne scars? Can’t say I’d ever noticed that, and I am after all officially The Most Arrogant and Shallow Bitch Ever).
Also yeah, he’s hot and all but why is the the Official Male Hottie? Why can’t the other guys get any love? If we’re going for Hollywood actors in their 40s I vote for Keanu Reeves.
I don’t know of any blogs, but I’ve heard it multiple times. And if you can point me to a real blog (ie, not a one-page joke site) making fun of Fox’s thumbs, I’ll concede a point. Unfortunately, you won’t be able to.
Now you think I should run around proving things to you just because you say so? Dream on, narcisstic child.
other actors to use as an example of what horrible evil women dare find attractive:
Keanu Reeves
Christian Bale
Johnny Depp
Garrett Hedlund
Cillian Murphy
Yes, I like Zooey Deschanel a lot too. She has a pretty funny new TV show, although I’ve only watched the pilot. I like her voice.
Well, Cassandra, then I’d suggest you don’t make claims you can’t be assed to back up.
dammit Cassandra you beat me to Keanu lol
He popped into my head because I watched The Matrix with my friend yesterday
MRAL, there are plenty of PUAs in Beantown, including Formhandle and all of ASF. Old school, mainly free, and not on the raging asswipe side of the spectrum. Fuzzy hat optional, lighted belt buckle mandatory.
@ Dracula
Aw, poor Bale. He wasn’t awful in American Psycho. It has to be admitted that putting him next to McGregor didn’t do him any favors in terms of illustrating acting chops, though.
Your assumption that of course all the women here must share your burning resentment towards sexy people of their own gender is incorrect. I know that Megan Fox is hotter than me, and I don’t consider that a reason to dislike her.
In total honesty, there are times where I do feel resentment towards women who are very conventionally beautiful.
And then I kick myself in the ass, remind myself that my insecurity is my problem, not theirs, and that they have their own problems that probably aren’t particularly fun, either. (And then I go talk to my therapist, because I know my brain is broken and that I need help in dealing with it, and that’s a way, way, way, way, way better way of coping with depression and insecurity than attention-seeking on blogs.)
I actually think Zooey is prettier than Katy Perry. They really do look a hell of a lot alike, though. It’s almost creepy.
@Raincitygirl
Fully agree, Didn’t really know anything about the movie so I thought that your comment was more generally about a young Christian Bale.
@Quackers & Dracula
Yeah, Arnold’s not much of an actor, but I’ve been rewatching the movies I liked as a kid (i.e. the Terminators, Predator and True Lies) and somehow I feel like his utter blandness either fit the role (like in Terminator) or the movies remained awesome despite his acting so it ends up being an adorable quirk of the movie
Zooey’s voice kind of reminds me of Emma Stone lite. I like her too. Manvoices FTW!
Well, MRAL, I’d suggest that you do the same and link to all those sites on which evil wimminz are talking about Pitt’s acne scars.
Keanu should always be included in any list of hot actors. Hottest role ever? I might have to vote for Point Break because of the wetsuits, even though it’s a pretty awful movie.
I think the resemblance between the two is overblown imo…
Oh, my bad Dracula. I thought you were talking about Arnold! As far as Bale goes I actually really like him. I find him to be pretty versatile (loved him in The Fighter)
“And then I kick myself in the ass, remind myself that my insecurity is my problem, not theirs, and that they have their own problems that probably aren’t particularly fun, either. (And then I go talk to my therapist, because I know my brain is broken and that I need help in dealing with it, and that’s a way, way, way, way, way better way of coping with depression and insecurity than attention-seeking on blogs.)”
Exactly! Everyone has moments where it all feels unfair and it sucks and they want to go curl up in a corner and cry. Most of us figure out way to deal with that without being giant assholes, because we recognise that it’s not really anyone’s fault, and it’s just kind of how things are.
I like Zooey, but I think Emily Deschanel’s prettier
No, I was talking about Arnold. The only problem I have with Bale is his awful Batman voice.
Mmmmm mmm velvet goldmine. Yum, yum yum.