Ladies, watch out! Over at the Chateau, the (He)artist(e) formerly known as Roissy has taken a good look at that thing we call feminism, and it seems that he doesn’t like it very much.
[F]eminism is, right down to its withered, cunty heart, a grotesque ideology mounted on a dais of lies. My goal is to mock it so ruthlessly that its practitioners and sympathizers, all of them, find it ever more difficult to pronounce in public life that they are feminists, to drive the true believers so far underground that only their raspy-throated, dusty-muffed sisters-in-arms are willing to entertain their insipid nostrums.
Woah, dude! Slow down for a moment and take a breath.
This is total war, and in total war where the weapons are words, the goal is utter destruction through social ostracism. The icy wasteland of discredited ideologues and crackpots mumbling self-medicating catchphrases and hitting themselves in the forehead is feminism’s inevitable destination.
Wait, let’s do that last sentence again.
The icy wasteland of discredited ideologues and crackpots mumbling self-medicating catchphrases and hitting themselves in the forehead is feminism’s inevitable destination.
Yeah, I thought that’s what he said.
Some other observations:
Marriage and kids are no amnesty from man-hating. Some of the worst ideological feminists are lantern-jawed fuzzfaced quasi-dykes married to mincing beta schlubs who confirm feminist prejudices by their mere existence, not to mention by their sycophantic suckuppery.
Oh and this:
Feminism’s leaders and spokeshos are, almost to a bitch, man-hating termagants who loathe male desire and cheer on third trimester vacuumings.
Nothing more charming than a PUA dickbag who’s against abortion.
Having dispensed with feminism, Roissy goes on to wax pompous about the future of the whole human race. Naturally, he thinks like a PUA version of Hitler.
Thanks to technology, diversity and cognitive stratification, America is entering the period of The Great Culling, a process which will create not only new classes, but even new races, broadly a snarky Eloi and a medicated Morlock, and slowly, as the government cheese runs out, the losers in this culling will begin to procreate less and less, until they are discarded by the invisible crotch of evolution as failed human experiments unable to adapt to the new reality.
The “invisible crotch of evolution?”
I cannot help but think of a certain memorable phrase from one of Man Boobz’ greatest trolls. I am referring, of course, to Arks’ description of the human vagina as a “slobbering crotch-maw.”
Is Arks … Roissy? Is Roissy … Arks?
I don’t think so, but it makes me wonder once again if this whole Chateau Heartiste thing is nothing more than an elaborate hoax.
EDITED TO ADD:
Toysoldier offers a withering critique of this post.
Wait, did I say “withering?” I meant “withered.”
PUAs do not want to help, they want to make money off of you, mainly.
If you think the PUAs want to help you you’re fuckin’ dreaming.
Dammit MRAL, you make me feel like an idiot for defending you. Just one post that’s not about you and your problems. Just one. That’s all I’m asking.
Popping in to say I like the androgynous pretty boys too lol.
Well, I made a pretty not-about-me-ish post in the Pussy Fountainhead thread, but of course people started bashing me anyway and bringing up old posts and it turned into the MRAL Show. Not what I wanted, but I guess I’m just a very fascinating topic.
Celine actually hoodwinked an American university as Paul De Man did Yale, and neither paid for the vileness of his propositions in his lifetime. I don’t know what the PUA attraction to Vichy is, but so far no one has chosen a pseud from Brasillach, Bardeche, or Drieu La Rochelle. Then again, they could write, and are hard to read, besides the fascism.
Quackers, have you ever seen the movie Velvet Goldmine? Lots of androgynous pretty boys (young Ewan McGregor, young Jonathan Rhys-Meyers and young Christian Bale) wandering around in eyeliner and glitter. It’s really quite special.
Also, I think part of the reason men don’t like pretty boys is because you really can’t “become” a pretty boy, it’s something you just are. Men like to think of attractiveness as something that can be earned, which is why some dudes spend so much time at the gym. To be then told they aren’t that hot anyway, well, lol, I don’t think they like that. Hahaha.
I’m just speculating. It’s all about jealousy, I think. S lot of women dislike Megan Fox, too.
It would depend how I chose to discuss it, MRAL, in terms of the response I would get. If I presented my situation is FUCK BITCHES ALPHA MEN’S HYPERGAMY THEY’RE SO ARROGANT AND ENTITLED then I would expect people to tell me that I was being an unreasonable asshole and to knock off it off. If I then got pissy at various male commenters for expressing any sexual preferences at all I would expect those specific commenters to get pretty damn hostile towards me, and for the commentariat in general not to like me very much.
You would not like this situation though, right?
“Men like to think of attractiveness as something that can be earned”
Well then, they are in many ways incorrect and need to come to terms with reality. I can’t “earn” being a 6ft tall, size 0 Ukranian supermodel either. Such is life.
Oh God, he’s still HERE. David, for the love of God, can we get MRAL banned for extreme boringness? Pretty please with glittery eyeliner on top?
@MRAL
I gave a long-ass response to your post in that thread and never bashed you. Stop lying.
@Raincitygirl
That’s still a movie I have to watch actually, I hear so much about it!
Also, if you think the people “bashing” you are “assholes” then why do you care what they think of PUAs? If you believe them to be wrong about PUAs, and you think that PUAs might be able to help you, then the logical thing to do would be to go talk to lots of PUAs and ask for their help.
I would of course not like it if none of the men I’m attracted to were attracted to me – nobody would like that. What I wouldn’t do if that was the case was turn my sadness at that situation into a conviction that men were evil elitist assholes who should…I dunno, stop being so elitist and fuck me even though they don’t want to? There are several women on this very blog who’ve said that they’ve often felt unwanted and unnoticed by men, but none of them have turned that into a reason to resent men as a group the way you have with women.
This isn’t even about the situation you find yourself in, really, it’s about how you respond to it.
Christian Bale’s considered androgynous? I always thought he was pretty masculine, both in how he dresses and seems to present himself, and in the majority of the characters he portrays.
One more vote for Velvet Goldmine! Granted that the music in it is fucking awful, but they did manage to capture the basic spirit of the scene, and I love all the actors involved for being willing to do it. Though Rhys-Meyers grates in large doses due to excessive scene-chewing.
@Shadow
He is pretty masculine but this is the version Raincitygirl is talking about lol http://robinholland.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/vv-velvet-cover-lb_scrs.jpg
Cassandra, let’s say nobody who you want to fuck wants to fuck you. In fact, they find you ugly and disgusting. Every single one.
Dude, there is literally no way you could know this. I do not believe that, for example, every movie star you’ve ever thought was hot has personally called you to say, “Hey, 19-year-old stranger! I think you are ugly and disgusting! I just wanted you to know!”
You find yourself ugly and disgusting. And that sucks, and you need therapy to deal with it, but it’s got very little to do with any sort of objective reality.
Then, when you try to discuss this, a bunch of people jump all over you for your entitlement issues, saying that nobody is “entitled to sex” and basically you need to shut the hell up.
If you act like you believe you are entitled to sex, then “no, you’re not, and stop acting as if you are” is an entirely valid answer, and I’m pretty sure on some level you know that.
Would you not feel some level of resentment?
You can feel resentful all you like. No one is telling you what you’re allowed to feel. They’re telling you that if you want anyone to treat you with respect, you have to act respectful to others. It’s that simple. Oh, and you have to act respectful consistently – you can’t just say, “sorry, I was tired/high/posting in haste/in a bad mood/whatever when I threw a fit about how you shouldn’t be allowed not to think a particular celebrity is hot! I didn’t really mean it when I made stupid comments about women being bitches for having the nerve to fuck people who aren’t me!” and expect people to magically erase those actions from their memory.
Also, seriously, dude, you are not the only person in the world who’s ever experienced the terrible awfulness of not having anyone want to fuck you. I spent my high school senior prom watching my blind date attempt very very obviously to get in the pants of approximately 25 girls who were not me. It sucked! It made me feel rotten! What it did not, however, make me do was decide that all men were terrible people who had everything in life infinitely easier than I did and that I should whine about them endlessly. I just went over to a friend’s house, ate ice cream, made fun of my douchey date, and moved on with my life. I really suggest you try it sometime – the ice cream/mockery/moving on method truly makes a person a lot happier than the “stewing endlessly and begging for negative attention” method.
“I’m just speculating. It’s all about jealousy, I think. S lot of women dislike Megan Fox, too.”
BTW, MRAL, this is another reason why you’re barking up totally the wrong tree with me. I don’t dislike Megan Fox at all, in fact I loved her in Jennifer’s Body. She’s mouthy and tactless and she says dumb things sometimes, but she may grow out of the stupidity, and I rather like the tactlessness. Your assumption that of course all the women here must share your burning resentment towards sexy people of their own gender is incorrect. I know that Megan Fox is hotter than me, and I don’t consider that a reason to dislike her.
There are men who make fun of her fucking thumbs. Yeah, women aren’t judged as harshly as MRAL is, nope not all. /sarcasm
@Quackers
Well, I can’t argue with that loll. Christian Bale was the dude that made me realise that the Terminator franchise is over. If someone that talented can’t save it, there’s no more hope.
Zooey Deschanel is gorgeous in my opinion. I wish I looked like her, but I certainly don’t hate her.
The “Megan Fox isn’t hot enough, because thumbs and imperfect skin!” arguments are pretty much the best possible illustration of the double standard in terms of looks.
Shadow, I generally agree with you that Bale presents as pretty masculine. But in that very specific instance of that specific role, he pulls off androgyny. Helped by lots of eyeliner.
Yeah, Cassandra, because women never make fun of Brad Pitt’s acne scars…