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The Withered, [obscene gender-related slur] Heart of Darkness. Or, Roissy does feminism.

The icy wasteland of discredited ideologues. With penguins.

Ladies, watch out! Over at the Chateau, the (He)artist(e) formerly known as Roissy has taken a good look at that thing we call feminism, and it seems that he doesn’t like it very much.

[F]eminism is, right down to its withered, cunty heart, a grotesque ideology mounted on a dais of lies. My goal is to mock it so ruthlessly that its practitioners and sympathizers, all of them, find it ever more difficult to pronounce in public life that they are feminists, to drive the true believers so far underground that only their raspy-throated, dusty-muffed sisters-in-arms are willing to entertain their insipid nostrums.

Woah, dude! Slow down for a moment and take a breath.

This is total war, and in total war where the weapons are words, the goal is utter destruction through social ostracism. The icy wasteland of discredited ideologues and crackpots mumbling self-medicating catchphrases and hitting themselves in the forehead is feminism’s inevitable destination.

Wait, let’s do that last sentence again.

The icy wasteland of discredited ideologues and crackpots mumbling self-medicating catchphrases and hitting themselves in the forehead is feminism’s inevitable destination.

Yeah, I thought that’s what he said.

Some other observations:

Marriage and kids are no amnesty from man-hating. Some of the worst ideological feminists are lantern-jawed fuzzfaced quasi-dykes married to mincing beta schlubs who confirm feminist prejudices by their mere existence, not to mention by their sycophantic suckuppery.

Oh and this:

Feminism’s leaders and spokeshos are, almost to a bitch, man-hating termagants who loathe male desire and cheer on third trimester vacuumings.

Nothing more charming than a PUA dickbag who’s against abortion.

Having dispensed with feminism, Roissy goes on to wax pompous about the future of the whole human race. Naturally, he thinks like a PUA version of Hitler.

Thanks to technology, diversity and cognitive stratification, America is entering the period of The Great Culling, a process which will create not only new classes, but even new races, broadly a snarky Eloi and a medicated Morlock, and slowly, as the government cheese runs out, the losers in this culling will begin to procreate less and less, until they are discarded by the invisible crotch of evolution as failed human experiments unable to adapt to the new reality.

The “invisible crotch of evolution?”

I cannot help but think of a certain memorable phrase from one of Man Boobz’ greatest trolls. I am referring, of course, to Arks’ description of the human vagina as a “slobbering crotch-maw.”

Is Arks … Roissy? Is Roissy … Arks?

I don’t think so, but it makes me wonder once again if this whole Chateau Heartiste thing is nothing more than an elaborate hoax.

EDITED TO ADD:

Toysoldier offers a withering critique of this post.

Wait, did I say “withering?” I meant “withered.”

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2-D Man
2-D Man
9 years ago

The equivalent of* him stepping on his own landmine. I HAS NOT THE GRAMMAR GOOD.

You should actually use the word ‘his’ there:

The equivalent of his stepping on his own landmine.

Isn’t this guy like 80? Doesn’t that make him an automatic triple omega?

Dear, sweet Loki, he’s going to start a frat: the tri-oms.

Valerie
Valerie
9 years ago

Bee, you just cracked me up. Thank you!

Blue Jean
Blue Jean
9 years ago

Roissy’s probably bummed because Work It got cancelled after two episodes.

Caraz
Caraz
9 years ago

Yay for ‘Work It’ being cancelled.

Boo, because I was stupid enough to look at the comments under the article and now my faith in humanity has wandered off somewhere to die…

Catherine X, Guest Feminazi Conspiracy Writer
Catherine X, Guest Feminazi Conspiracy Writer
9 years ago

Okay, this quote:

… icy wasteland of discredited ideologues and crackpots mumbling self-medicating catchphrases and hitting themselves in the forehead …

Clearly calls for this:

Pie Jesu, Domine,
dona eis requiem…
*thunk*

But aren’t these monks celibate men going their own way? In other words, L. Roissy isn’t criticising feminists, but another dysfunctional part of the MRM.

Oh, and his ranting is replete with Arks-quality slurs: raspy-throated, dusty-muffed sisters-in-arms; lantern-jawed fuzzfaced quasi-dykes; spokeshos; man-hating termagants; and third trimester vacuumings. Please don’t hold back Heartiste, let us know what you really think of us with all this negging.

Crumbelievable
Crumbelievable
9 years ago

Is Roissy someone who is “well respected” (term used lightly) in the PUA community? Or does his brand of misogyny just stand out more than other PUAs’ misogyny?

Creative Writing Student
Creative Writing Student
9 years ago

I’m a creative writing student and what is this?

… Someone needs to confiscate his Thesaurus, stat.

Shadow
Shadow
9 years ago

@Caraz

Check the desert, I heard a lot of things go out there to die.

ozymandias42
9 years ago

Crumbelievable: The PUA community online is sometimes called the “roissysphere.”

Dracula
Dracula
9 years ago

And yet, it’s David Futrelle that gets called a cult leader…

Crumbelievable
Crumbelievable
9 years ago

@Ozy: Wow, seriously?

Crumbelievable
Crumbelievable
9 years ago

@Dracula: The way MRAs talk about “taking the red pill” and seeing the light is really creepy, and incredibly cultish.

Dracula
Dracula
9 years ago

Yeah. I was thinking more of PUAs specifically, though. I mean, they’re basically pushing this incredibly ritualized magical system for getting what you want out of life (Presuming that what you want = fucking.) that involves ascending though the levels of a rigid and entirely fictional kind of caste system (Alpha, Beta, Omega, whatever other bullshit).

And if doesn’t work, it just means you’re doing it wrong and/or you don’t believe hard enough.

Blue Jean
Blue Jean
9 years ago

@Caraz,

Don’t let your faith in humanity die; give it the will to live by reminding it of all the millions of people who tuned into “Work It’ once–and quickly turned the TV off again.

After all, the comments come from “Work It’s fans–all eight of them.

Bogdan
9 years ago

I find it ironic how MRAs (and conservatives in general) accuse feminism (and liberalism in general) of being an ideology when they are the ones who most jealously and viciously protect traditional ideals. MEN are the great inventors and providers of mankind. MEN are specimens of genetic magnificence. Women are passive, delicate beauties who must be put on a pedestal and are embodiments of ideals like love and virtue. etc. etc.

ozymandias42
9 years ago

Crumbelievable: Yep. But there are lots of PUAs who hate/ignore Roissy, and even a few that are feminist-friendly, so.

Moewicus
Moewicus
9 years ago

I think this “red pill” we hear so much about must be what they put in their Kool-aid.

Say what you want about their purple prose—really, do say what you want—but these MRA/PUA/MGTOW types have a way of generating vivid and memorable imagery and phrases. I notice MRAL’s “‘gina tingles” still shows up when Ozy goes to the Dark Side, did he come up with that or was it someone else?

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
9 years ago

See my manifesto? It’s really important and credible because I used all my vocabulary words! If I sound vaguely clever no one will notice the lack of actual content!

Roissy needs an editor. And therapy. And to actually throw us all in that “I’m not talking to you!” briar patch. Seriously, dude, you’re going to stop talking to any woman you perceive as a feminist?

Party at my place – I’ll provide the food, can everyone else bring some booze?*

*(The category “everyone else” does not include PUAs, MRAs, sexist dudes raging against women, or trolls who aren’t funny.)

ozymandias42
9 years ago

Moewicus: Roissy uses it. When I go Dark Side I try to stick to terms that Roissy and his minions use and not those from other sections of the manosphere or that I make up (for instance, “four sirens of the sexual apocalypse” is a Roissy original).

Lauralot
Lauralot
9 years ago

If this guy plans to mock us into oblivion, he really ought to work on being funny.

Moewicus
Moewicus
9 years ago

I searched for the four sirens and found this:

http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2009/06/01/sexual-dystopia-a-glimpse-at-the-future/

In which he flatly declares women’s suffrage to be the worst thing to happen to America (period). (“Nor will there be a repeal of the 19th Amendment, though there should be (and, no, I am really not kidding about that. Exhibit A: Cuntrag).” Not sure what that exhibit even is.)

I knew Roissy was bad, but I didn’t know he was quite that bad.

Scratch that, I knew Roissy was that bad, I just didn’t know he was that bad in that particular area.

Other highlights include him saying we’re going the way of Rome (The Eastern Empire, or the Western? The city? Are there hordes of Canadian Ostrogoths waiting for a moment of weakness?) and a quotation from a s00per-srs scientist quoting somebody else saying we should nuke China to avert a eugenic arms race. The solution apparently being accelerating social decay, in which he states he believes that PUAs are a force of social degeneracy. Ah, the purple prose:

No, the solution is to give the New Girl Order *exactly* what it wants: Game, and an army of cads that practice it. Force feed the beast until it is choking on its own gluttony. The emissaries of the Great Lie must have the consequences of their ignorance and treachery shoved down their throats. In time, the unabashed pursuit of hedonism and the embrace of Darwinistic nihilism (two potent forces which, coincidentally, happen to have truth and pleasure on their side. Exhibit B: God is dead) will raze the neoliberal monolith to the ground, and from the ashes the eternal human cycle will begin anew, strengthened and revitalized. A complete reconciliation with our tragic destiny gives us the only chance to avoid it.

They’ll raze a single rock? And it’ll be burned, because rocks burn, and then it’ll have ashes, so it’ll be volcanic ash. Be careful not to breathe it in.

I love how these people, in their longing for the 1950s, propose that we do things that the 1950s zeitgeist would find horrifying, just to show those feminists how great things were in the 1950s.

Shadow
Shadow
9 years ago

@Moewicus

o.O Is Roissy Ra’as Al Ghul?

darksidecat
darksidecat
9 years ago

Aw, I don’t mind Roissy’s “cheesey amatuer fantasy novel” writing style. Elam’s the one that I hate stylistically most. It’s so hard to even muck through one of his posts. Even setting content aside, reading Elam is like pulling out your own teeth.

Kyso K.
9 years ago

Crumb: Roissey was one of the guys getting paid to ‘teach’ this stuff early enough and was prominent enough to get a mention in ‘The Game.’ Not that there’s any PUA teaching certification process, but I assume basically everyone who has sex at least twice after reading PUA advice feels qualified to teach it, and the temptation to see if you have the stuff required to consistently separate desperate guys from their money has to be irresistible. There’s got to be some kind of free-market ‘quality’ assurance going on here, right? They can’t all be gurus.

Xardoz
Xardoz
9 years ago

Lol, what a bunch of flowery garbage. The style reminds me of Elam, personally. It’s like these bros chug a six-pack of Dr. Pepper 10 before gluing their asses to the computer chair.

I’d call it “Explosiony Writing.”

Anti Moron’s Rights said:

leaving his sad, motley crew of anger-mongers to target only the women who think life is one big sorority sitcom, minus the charity work or actual womanly bonding (e.g. women who want to be extras on the cast of Jersey Shore

Yeah, that’s what gets me about PUA creeps. They go after emotionally immature* women who want their lives to look like Trash TV, then complain about their immaturity.

They console themselves with thoughts like “women don’t mature mentally past age 14,” a misogynistic way to excuse epododophilia, yet are terrified of smart women able to express themselves. This ‘don’t engage with feminists’ thing is just the latest incarnation of this fallacy.

BUT PLEASE DON’T ENGAGE WITH US. STAY FAAAR AWAY. No, we can still smell your AXE body spray. OK, that’s far enough away. THX.

* of course they’d go after physically immature women too, if the evil feminazis didn’t invent statutory rape laws.

Amused
9 years ago

Here is the problem as I see it, behind all of Roissy’s cloyingly florid language:

1. In this feminist wasteland, only “mincing betas” seem to be reproducing. Hmm.

2. Roissy doesn’t have children. He is already at an age where his fertility is on the wane, at least as far as producing healthy offspring. And — if tales of his exploits are to be believed — he fucks women who are least likely to carry a pregnancy to term and raise a child to be a successful, confident adult.

So whose genes are dying out, exactly?

hellkell
hellkell
9 years ago

So, Roissy is Br_don in 10 years. Got it.

What a horrible writer he is. He owes the English language an apology.

I like how he’s going to ignore us by mocking us… uh, OK.

I want my other title to be Gatekeeper: Invisible Crotch of Evolution.

thebewilderness
thebewilderness
9 years ago

It does read rather like one of those, you can’t ignore me because I am ignoring you first and harder and stuff and watch while I ignore you right here and now in this way that I am ignoring you here like this so there, rants so popular with abusive men.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
9 years ago

Why is it that PUA’s and MRAs always end up sounding like petulant children?

zhinxy
9 years ago

I really think Roissy… Err, Heartiste, is having one of the most spectacular midlife crises the world has ever witnessed. I predict much lulz in the future.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
9 years ago

Does he have a sports car yet? It’s very important that it be red.

hellkell
hellkell
9 years ago

Roissy should just get viagra and a Porsche and be done with it.

hellkell
hellkell
9 years ago

Great, minds, Cassandra. Of course the Porsche is red!

Bee
Bee
9 years ago

He should get a t-shirt that says MY PENIS IS VERY VERY LARGE.

On the back: NO, IT IS!

hellkell
hellkell
9 years ago

Or it could say “I’m With Stupid” and have an arrow pointing down, because all indications are that Riossy thinks with the little head.

pecunium
9 years ago

One of the things which amuses me is the simultaneous contempt of women, and the idea that they are somehow deserving of being forced (how, one wonders) by, “Game” to suffer “Game”as punishment for being made (by nature) to be easily preyed on by “Game”.

One might be forgiven for thinking that really they just hate women.

pecunium
9 years ago

Posting from an iPad is a pain. If I’m going to do much of it, I need to get a keyboard.

badandfierce
9 years ago

Snarky Eloi and Medicated Morlocks? I suspect he didn’t read that book too closely. (Big surprise, I know, an MRA without much in the way of reading comprehension. But I do all this blogging about various gender issues in sci-fi and fantasy, so give me my moment.) Maybe he only saw a movie version? There have been several, but I don’t think there are any that portray the Eloi as clever and the Morlocks as complacent. That’s kind of the exact opposite of the point. The original book really didn’t make either sympathetic or give them a lot of face time, representing two bad extremes for the author. Different adaptations have made heroes of one or the other. Usually the Eloi, because they’re pretty and pretty things are good things! I’ve seen strains of a more populist inclination in some versions of the story that end up siding with the Morlocks as the downtrodden, too.

Either way, the Eloi are the overlords, those who reaped the benefits of the Industrial Revolution and had everything easy and languished from aristocratic detachment into total helplessness as a result. The only one with much of a role is a doting, submissive, vaguely pleasant female, but, y’know, the author was a wealthy, educated Victorian dude and all. The Morlocks are the peons, the forgotten, those stepped on to give the well-to-do their leg up, who maintain their competence and come to prey on their former masters, but lose their humanity in the process.

In other words, no one wants to be either of those. It’s a dystopian future, cute as the Wishbone version made it look. And as a result I can’t figure out where the hell he was going with this metaphor. Can’t he just have been a regular eugenicist?

lowquacks
lowquacks
9 years ago

That, and the Morlocks eat Eloi. They’re still suitably downtrodden and hard-done-by for the point I think Roissy was trying to make, but surely no self-respecting wants to be eaten by a hairy mangina-descendent. That’s hard to be snarky about.

Or can they just be fed an uppity Eloi lady every now and then?

P.S. I’ve been reading this site religiously for nearly 4 months now but this is my first time posting. Hello all! I have no idea how to blockquote.

Shadow
Shadow
9 years ago

Hello all! I have no idea how to blockquote.

BAHAHAHA.. greatest introduction ever!!!

blockquoting is (blockquote) Hello all! I have no idea how to blockquote (/blockquote) but replace the ( with 😀

Shadow
Shadow
9 years ago

whoops, that was supposed to say replace the parentheses with triangle parentheses but it just htmled outta there

Shadow
Shadow
9 years ago

by which I mean the “greater than” sign and the “less than” sign. HTML, I can’t explain it

belledame222
9 years ago

Nattering nabobs of nudniks.

lowquacks
lowquacks
9 years ago

I’m familiar with HTML-y stuff, just not with quite how to blockquote here. I think I know how now…

by which I mean the “greater than” sign and the “less than” sign. HTML, I can’t explain it

Did it work did it work?

It’s not as if many people seem to do it consistently right anyway.

lowquacks
lowquacks
9 years ago

Which only heightens my respect for those who do.

Shadow
Shadow
9 years ago

@lowquacks

You’re a hop, skip and jump ahead of me then, I really don’t know shit about shit when it comes to HTML. I keep thinking I should learn and then get distracted by a shiny bauble or something 😛

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
9 years ago

Wow, he’s an even more terrible writer on his own blog.

lowquacks
lowquacks
9 years ago

It’s frustrating to see people pulling out Godwin’s Law to mean “anyone who mentions Hitler is wrong” when it actually works so much better as a “if people start calling each other Nazis over something minor, it’s probably time to chill the fuck out.:

After seeing the out-and-out racists jump right on the only-implicitly racist Heartiste post, I’m surprised they mind being compared to Hitler. There’s got to be at least one of them there thinking it’s a shame the PC Police won’t let people say they admire Hitler like everyone really does but is too much of a mangina to admit (possibly to get pussy?).