Ladies, watch out! Over at the Chateau, the (He)artist(e) formerly known as Roissy has taken a good look at that thing we call feminism, and it seems that he doesn’t like it very much.
[F]eminism is, right down to its withered, cunty heart, a grotesque ideology mounted on a dais of lies. My goal is to mock it so ruthlessly that its practitioners and sympathizers, all of them, find it ever more difficult to pronounce in public life that they are feminists, to drive the true believers so far underground that only their raspy-throated, dusty-muffed sisters-in-arms are willing to entertain their insipid nostrums.
Woah, dude! Slow down for a moment and take a breath.
This is total war, and in total war where the weapons are words, the goal is utter destruction through social ostracism. The icy wasteland of discredited ideologues and crackpots mumbling self-medicating catchphrases and hitting themselves in the forehead is feminism’s inevitable destination.
Wait, let’s do that last sentence again.
The icy wasteland of discredited ideologues and crackpots mumbling self-medicating catchphrases and hitting themselves in the forehead is feminism’s inevitable destination.
Yeah, I thought that’s what he said.
Some other observations:
Marriage and kids are no amnesty from man-hating. Some of the worst ideological feminists are lantern-jawed fuzzfaced quasi-dykes married to mincing beta schlubs who confirm feminist prejudices by their mere existence, not to mention by their sycophantic suckuppery.
Oh and this:
Feminism’s leaders and spokeshos are, almost to a bitch, man-hating termagants who loathe male desire and cheer on third trimester vacuumings.
Nothing more charming than a PUA dickbag who’s against abortion.
Having dispensed with feminism, Roissy goes on to wax pompous about the future of the whole human race. Naturally, he thinks like a PUA version of Hitler.
Thanks to technology, diversity and cognitive stratification, America is entering the period of The Great Culling, a process which will create not only new classes, but even new races, broadly a snarky Eloi and a medicated Morlock, and slowly, as the government cheese runs out, the losers in this culling will begin to procreate less and less, until they are discarded by the invisible crotch of evolution as failed human experiments unable to adapt to the new reality.
The “invisible crotch of evolution?”
I cannot help but think of a certain memorable phrase from one of Man Boobz’ greatest trolls. I am referring, of course, to Arks’ description of the human vagina as a “slobbering crotch-maw.”
Is Arks … Roissy? Is Roissy … Arks?
I don’t think so, but it makes me wonder once again if this whole Chateau Heartiste thing is nothing more than an elaborate hoax.
EDITED TO ADD:
Toysoldier offers a withering critique of this post.
Wait, did I say “withering?” I meant “withered.”
I find the articles the Spearhead posts so amusing that I started poking around some other MRA sites…ran out of sufficient psychic bleach to clean the images from my mind.. There’s a quick remedy for that, I started rereading Oath of the Renunciates.
I wonder what the Spearhead will make of the latest news from TO? A woman who tortured her husband for three months. I have a strong stomach, but reading the two sentences giving a brief outline of what she did to him made me want to puke. I hope she rots in jail.
And now Pecunium is alpha-male-other-guy’ing me. I’m onto you, Pecunium! Deploy AMOG tactic #426!
I tip my hat in appreciation for the metaphorically dense creativity of Roissy’s language. He’s no lumpen-proletariat. Reminds me of Charlie Sheen, whipping word froth from hallucinations to popular memes.
WINNING!!!
Someone get Heartiste a copy of The Elements of Style, stat!
Ozy: I cannot. stop. laughing. at the juxtaposition of “rationalization hamster” and “gina tingles.” I’m sure I’m missing your totally cromulent PUA-hat point by doing so, but OMGLOLZ.
XD (as Ami would so eloquently put it)
Penguins make me happy.
I would LOVE to see mra trollz have to deal with the OH SO MANLY MADAGASCAR PENGUINS! MY HEROES!
Heartiste/Roissy is the kind of writer that I used to loathe dealing with as an editor – the kind of person who’d submit something in absurdly over-flowery prose (much of which directly contravened our style guide) and would then get incredibly precious about me so much as touching a syllable, even if it frankly needed a top-to-bottom rewrite. Preferably by somebody else.
Not only is he an offensively bad writer, but every word drips with the insufferable smugness of someone who really rates himself as a prose stylist, despite the rather glaring evidence to the contrary. Teenagers write like that because they think it makes them sound more profound and they don’t know any better, but for someone in his forties to harbor the same delusions is indescribably sad.
[quote]The icy wasteland of discredited ideologues and crackpots mumbling self-medicating catchphrases and hitting themselves in the forehead is feminism’s inevitable destination[/quote]
Even Sarah Palin would be puzzled by this sentence.
Argh, another day, another quote failure.
Yeah, he is so utterly bad at writing that I have difficulty even following what he’s trying to say. Or at least I end up deciding it’s not worth the effort to decode.
I know I should prolly be offended by Mr. Roissy’s comments, but the way he wrote…I could call it ‘flowery’, but that would be a major insult to flowers everywhere….I’m going to side with Capt. Bathrobe — get him a copy of The Elements of Style — or really, any basic grammar/writing book. I just laughed.
@ MRAL/Ozy — regardless of his actual age, he writes at the level of about 13/14, give or take a couple years and/or maturity points.
Jesus christ, seriously. I can’t tell if he’s trying to hide his point because he realizes it’s shitty and he’s embarrassed of it, or if he’s embraced the fact that MRAs love shit writing to the point where the shittier the writing is, the more they love it? Hell, maybe he’s just a shitty writer and can’t do any better than this.
LEAVE LANGUAGE ALONE, ROISSY. What did English ever do to you, man?
Most ill-equipped army evah
I bet Roissy would be pro choice if he ever impregnated one of his “targets”. Then again, he might want her to bear his child, as long as she never asks him to pay child support or help raise the child.
I would compare his level of understanding to be more like Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron.
On the matter of his writing, I typically hear it referred to as “purple prose.”
I don’t mind a little purple in writing if it’s done correctly (possibly because I might do it myself unintentionally), but oh my god could you not do that when you’re trying to make an argument
Makes me laugh, though. Somehow reminds me of really badly-written fan fiction.
Does Dr. Strangelove know that Roissy has stolen his style guide?
This is indeed awesome. Roissy advises against “picking up” women with any shred of self-respect, leaving his sad, motley crew of anger-mongers to target only the women who think life is one big sorority sitcom, minus the charity work or actual womanly bonding (e.g. women who want to be extras on the cast of Jersey Shore). Bonus points if all their friends are knuckle-draggers, especially if they denounce female company in favor of the highly superior company of other Neanderthals.
Now I understand why the PUA/”red pill” community is so angered by the existence of people who don’t play these games, and who are laughing at the rules. They have to silence us, because if the truth gets out – that most of the real world thinks they’re full of shit – they’ll lose precious book sales, blog clicks, and of course, revenue streams from PPC ads. In the era where conventional online marketing is dead, its most passionate snake-oil salesmen cling tightly to their timeworn technique of spamming the Internet with drivel. It’s the old “throw some shit at a wall, and sometimes it will stick” method. I wonder how many of them have their book-buying “customers” on an auto-dialer, too.
I think he’s “negging” the English language.
[clicks ‘Like’ button]
Or butchering it. But I can fix it:
“The icy wasteland of discredited ideologues and crackpots mumbling self-medicating catchphrases and hitting themselves in the forehead is PUAs’ current – and foreseeable – destination.”
It works really well, see:
“Most women over 25, and all women over 30, are washed-up hags with no SMV.”
“The beta male is what you call your ‘Average Frustrated Chump.’ All men are ranked according to Alpha, Beta, Delta, and Omega.”
“Take the red pill…take the red pill…take…the…red…pill….”
Or not. My editing skills are rusty – I’m a techie now, and the bar for writing well here is low. But back when I thought I was going to have a career in editing (yah, right), I once took a job as an editor at a vanity publisher. This comment perfectly describes the type of manuscripts we’d get on the reg:
Heartiste/Roissy is the kind of writer that I used to loathe dealing with as an editor – the kind of person who’d submit something in absurdly over-flowery prose (much of which directly contravened our style guide) and would then get incredibly precious about me so much as touching a syllable, even if it frankly needed a top-to-bottom rewrite. Preferably by somebody else.
So, thousands of people harboring delusions of becoming the next Stephen King, but whose deftness of pen rivaled a 15-year-old’s whining in a LiveJournal, at best.
The beauty of being a PUA is that you get to make up the rules for the Greek system. Roissy decided that aging make a man more desirable but a woman less desirable. I think the reason he’s throwing his little tantrum about feminists is that he is finding out that women half his age are dating men their own age rather than a 40-something jerk like him.
17. Omit needless words.
Oh, well fortysomething is slightly different. I actually thought Roissy was literally an old man, which was a hilarious image.
Roissy’s entire blog is suddenly replaced with a blank screen …