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The Withered, [obscene gender-related slur] Heart of Darkness. Or, Roissy does feminism.

The icy wasteland of discredited ideologues. With penguins.

Ladies, watch out! Over at the Chateau, the (He)artist(e) formerly known as Roissy has taken a good look at that thing we call feminism, and it seems that he doesn’t like it very much.

[F]eminism is, right down to its withered, cunty heart, a grotesque ideology mounted on a dais of lies. My goal is to mock it so ruthlessly that its practitioners and sympathizers, all of them, find it ever more difficult to pronounce in public life that they are feminists, to drive the true believers so far underground that only their raspy-throated, dusty-muffed sisters-in-arms are willing to entertain their insipid nostrums.

Woah, dude! Slow down for a moment and take a breath.

This is total war, and in total war where the weapons are words, the goal is utter destruction through social ostracism. The icy wasteland of discredited ideologues and crackpots mumbling self-medicating catchphrases and hitting themselves in the forehead is feminism’s inevitable destination.

Wait, let’s do that last sentence again.

The icy wasteland of discredited ideologues and crackpots mumbling self-medicating catchphrases and hitting themselves in the forehead is feminism’s inevitable destination.

Yeah, I thought that’s what he said.

Some other observations:

Marriage and kids are no amnesty from man-hating. Some of the worst ideological feminists are lantern-jawed fuzzfaced quasi-dykes married to mincing beta schlubs who confirm feminist prejudices by their mere existence, not to mention by their sycophantic suckuppery.

Oh and this:

Feminism’s leaders and spokeshos are, almost to a bitch, man-hating termagants who loathe male desire and cheer on third trimester vacuumings.

Nothing more charming than a PUA dickbag who’s against abortion.

Having dispensed with feminism, Roissy goes on to wax pompous about the future of the whole human race. Naturally, he thinks like a PUA version of Hitler.

Thanks to technology, diversity and cognitive stratification, America is entering the period of The Great Culling, a process which will create not only new classes, but even new races, broadly a snarky Eloi and a medicated Morlock, and slowly, as the government cheese runs out, the losers in this culling will begin to procreate less and less, until they are discarded by the invisible crotch of evolution as failed human experiments unable to adapt to the new reality.

The “invisible crotch of evolution?”

I cannot help but think of a certain memorable phrase from one of Man Boobz’ greatest trolls. I am referring, of course, to Arks’ description of the human vagina as a “slobbering crotch-maw.”

Is Arks … Roissy? Is Roissy … Arks?

I don’t think so, but it makes me wonder once again if this whole Chateau Heartiste thing is nothing more than an elaborate hoax.

EDITED TO ADD:

Toysoldier offers a withering critique of this post.

Wait, did I say “withering?” I meant “withered.”

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Polliwog
Polliwog
12 years ago

(And that’s not even getting into how stupid and repulsive the PUAs’ script is, or how bizarre the idea that women are routinely demanding that men insult them and act like dicks is.)

katz
12 years ago

I’m with Dracula–if you act like a dick, you are a dick.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

You also have to be a (sexist) asshole to start with to think that women want to be treated like shit, and believe it when someone tells you so, so there’s that too.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

” A non-assholish way to play the odds is to find out what type of woman is more likely to be attracted to you, and then approaching those women in particular.”

Which is why smart men learn how to ask leading questions in order to figure out what kind of men a given woman likes.

(It’s particularly funny when you know that they’re doing it, and they know that you know that they’re doing it, and you have a moment of mutual acknowledgement of what’s going on.)

katz
12 years ago

Which is why smart men learn how to ask leading questions in order to figure out what kind of men a given woman likes.

Ah yes, the subtle art of discerning a woman’s views through carefully-crafted questions such as “Are you a feminist?”

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

Is the MRAL version “Are you an elitist bitch? Tell me, what do you think of Russell Brand?”?

katz
12 years ago

MRAL doesn’t need to ask, since he already knows that all women are elitist bitches.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

That does make things easier, doesn’t it?

Viscaria
Viscaria
12 years ago

Oh hai MRAL can I help?

http://catmacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/flounceexpressway.jpg

If anybody’s curious, my two besties from jr/sr high had a lot of trouble with girls when we were young. One of them was the classic Nice Guy TM, and we had a number of clashes over that as the years passed. The other one was just really shy. We were all pretty nerdy, and pretty awkward. Both of them confessed to me at one point or another that they were too ugly/short/awkward/shy/weird to ever find a girlfriend, and I told them about my various romantic confusions, and we just generally did the “nobody will ever love meeeee” thing that high school students tend to do.

We’re all 22 now. One of them has been with his girlfriend for the last 3 1/2 years, the other one is getting married this summer. If I were to identify what changed for us, it breaks down into 3 major things: 1) Guy #1 gave up on the “if I’m nice enough to you you’ll owe me sexifyin’, right?” bullshit. 2) We grew up and learned about ourselves. 3) Time passed. More time since you started thinking about dating = more opportunities to date. Obviously. I suspect when I’m 32 I’ll have a heck of a lot more success in sex and love under my belt than I do now.

Viscaria
Viscaria
12 years ago

Of course, it’s possible I won’t have any more successful relationships in the next 10 years or ever, and I’ll be disappointed about that; but I won’t assume it’s because I don’t meet some universal criteria for looks and then resent everybody not sleeping with me for it.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

But you will! You know that you will, really! Admit it!

We’re so cruel to deny MRAL the gotcha that he was hoping for.

Kyrie
Kyrie
12 years ago

I don’t know whether or not PUAs are really successful, but let’s assume they are. Saying they have more sex/girlfriends is like saying a guru as more friends than I do. Maybe so, but don’t expect me to be jealous.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

More like saying that a proctologist has touched more butts than I have. Well, yeah, I’m sure he has, but I think that the butt-touching I’ve done has been a lot more fun for both me and the other people involved…

(For “me” feel free to substitute “any person of any sex and/or sexual orientation who actually sees sex as a fun thing people do together rather than a means of keeping score of how manly you are”.)

Shadow
Shadow
12 years ago

Honestly PUA for these men is like the fashion industry for women, only with no social pressure to enforce it. Their whole shtick seems to be “You’re a loser, but if you pay me you might not be. And if you’re still a loser with my help then you’re going to die a loser (and only your fleas will mourn you).”

Alpha Asshole Cock Carousel
Alpha Asshole Cock Carousel
12 years ago

“Being an asshole” is just shorthand for acting like an asshole consistently. See “intent: it’s fucking magic” for a thorough takedown of attempts to dodge taking responsibility for one’s actions.

zhinxy
12 years ago

And Genderbitch, author of classic intent it’s fucking magic lays into PUA from the perspective of somebody who IS interested in people hacking and socially conserved behaviours, as well.

http://genderbitch.wordpress.com/2010/03/07/pua-pisses-me-off/

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

MRAL’s still around? That flounce failed.

ithiliana
12 years ago

@Hellkell: He carefully informed me that he INTENDED to leave that thread, and while he’s PLANNING to leave manboobz, the post was so interesting he just had to chime in.

My eyes rolled.

zhinxy
12 years ago

hellkell, he’s determined to break the laws of entropy by bouncing back and forth from flounced to unflounced, perpetually!

ithiliana
12 years ago

Raving Researchere here!

Results of Google Search for Megan Fox “ugly thumbs” About 4500 results

http://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1ARAB_enUS452US452&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=Megan+Fox+ugly+thumbs#sclient=psy-ab&hl=en&rlz=1C1ARAB_enUS452US452&source=hp&q=Megan+Fox+%22ugly+thumbs%22&pbx=1&oq=Megan+Fox+%22ugly+thumbs%22&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=s&gs_upl=6211l8721l0l10889l2l2l0l0l0l0l373l706l3-2l2l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb&fp=202c716ad1e48c82&biw=1024&bih=475

#1 hit is to a actress archives with link so New York paper that did ‘medical’ analysis of her “ugly thumbs”: http://www.actressarchives.com/news/resolved-megan-fox-has-ugly-thumbs

Several of follow-up sites are various entertainment blogs and there’s references to earlier discussion of her ugly thumbs.

zhinxy
12 years ago

True, most great scientific minds have said such was utterly impossible.. However let us not forget this, from one of the greatest-

“One day man will connect his apparatus to the very wheelwork of the universe and the very forces that motivate the planets in their orbits and cause them to rotate will rotate his own machinery. Also, a little shitstain named MRAL will not fucking stick his flounce. He of course, was going to, but then he found out somebody called him a shitstain. See, look, there he goes again. See, it works! Also, the Alaskan Death Ray I made is responsible for chemtrails” – Nikola Tesla

Kollege Messerschmitt
12 years ago

There seems to be a “Megan Fox Has Ugly Thumbs “facebook group as well.

I… yeah, I got nothin’

katz
12 years ago

Putting “ugly thumbs” in quotes is deceptive since it wouldn’t return, say, “Megan Fox’s thumbs are ugly.” Removing the quote gives you a whopping 6.82 million results.

Oddly, removing the quotes from “Brad Pitt acne scars” actually reduces the results to 133,000…not sure what to make of that.

ithiliana
12 years ago

It’s impossible to tell gender of commenters–but a quick scan of the top/most linked sites show that Pitt is talked more about in more in the context of being a role model for people with acne. He’s also been around longer than Megan Fox — Pitt’s first role on IMDb is a film released in 1987, Fox’s first in 2002.

I’m involved in a digital humanities project that’s working with developing new programs and methods of analyzing text downloaded from the internet (public sites only), but I doubt even that type of work could do enough of a granular analysis to satisfy MRAL that a double standard about women’s appearance exists! But at least I’ve shown him more than one blog that comments on Fox’s “ugly thumbs” with a different take than on Pitt’s acne (she’s not talked about as a role model for the 1 in 1000 people who apparently have this problem).

I would hazaard a guess that acne which afflicts a LOT more people than 1 in 1000 is going to get more interest in a wider range of contexts than Fox’s thumbs.

MRAL: next time you’re in a grocery store, look at all the magazines racked by the cash registers. Count how many feature women’s bodies (even the magazines for women) compared to men’s bodies. There’s GAZILLIONS of research articles on the way women’s bodies are MISrepresented in mass and popular media/culture, both academic and general, including Jim Hines recent entry on his blog showing what it was like to try to mimic the poses of women characters in fantasy novels.