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Some of those video game princesses ain’t so Peachy

Why can't they all be like Princess Peach?

It’s almost impossible to catalogue all the ways men are oppressed by women in contemporary gynocratic society. There are so many! For example, did you know that men are oppressed by female characters in video games? I know, right? The last bastion of red-blooded manliness, invaded by imaginary ladies!

Luckily, the fellows at MGTOWforums.com are on the case, exposing this foul virtual misandry. I Am started off a recent discussion on the subject by asking

WTF is with empowered women in video games now? …

I see a new trend in the video/computer game world and that is the increase in strong playable female characters.

Now, I am no hardcore gamer but I do play computer games often and the recent one I have been playing recently is Shogun 2 total war. Now for those who don’t know what this game is, it is a strategy game based on the military of feudal Japan. I recently bought an upgrade for the game the other day and guess what one of the strongest military units was? Nuns. I shit you not. The nuns had an attack 20% -40% higher than most units in the game. Somehow I doubt that in real life a nun would have swung a sword or used a spear faster and harder than a feudal warlord, and this game was based on history.

Clearly nuns are incapable of manlike swordplay, though it is true that they are capable reenacting famous internet panda sneeze videos. (I have seen video proof of this.) But Shogun 2 does not depict them sneezing like pandas. It depicts them fighting.

This is an outrage because video games are meant to be a perfectly accurate reflection of reality.  Obviously there is nothing even slightly unrealistic about any of this:

Most of us dudes are in fact capable of karate-chopping heads in two. We just don’t like to show off all the time.

I think I have the right to ask steam and other gaming companes: WTF with the subliminal brainwashing? What now when I buy or play a game women will be doing all the ass kicking? …

I call bullshit on this subject. Video games are the last place for guys to hang out and now women are taking over. Why not just save us the trouble and instead of eliminating our fantasy world just throw us in work camp to provide for thier bastard children (literally speaking) while they shit all over us…wait they already do that.

I Am is not the only dude who’s noticed this alarming femtrend. Goldenfetus added his observations:

I’ve noticed this too, and it drives me insane. Was co-oping Gears 3 last month and there’s a point where 2nd player has to take over a female character. Almost ruined the game for me. It may seem minor, but once you’re aware of this type of brainwashing it’s impossible to ignore. There’s no way a slim female could keep up with the massive battle-hardened male Gears in that kind of environment. They would be a liability as they are in real life combat.

Exactly! By contrast, the male characters in Gears of War 3 are all completely accurate representations of real-world men.

This is what dudes look like, for real.

Goldenfetus continued:

You’ll see the same thing in most stat-based role-playing games as well, where you have the option of a female player character – like Fallout, Elder Scrolls, Mass Effect, Dragon Age, D&D, etc. The women never have any strength or intelligence penalties compared to the males. … They want to give the impression that people of any race, gender, and sexual-orientation are interchangeable – that there are no differences in ability between them, and that only a bigot could think otherwise. I’m sick of it too.

At the very least, female characters should be depicted as carriers of cooties.

Despite the very serious subject matter – video game misandry is never funny! – Xtc tried to lighten the mood with a little humor:

It would be hilarious to portray the female characters realistically. If you chose the female character in your FPS [First Person Shooter] she would have to move very slowly, dragging the gun around. You could build in some extra shake to the crosshairs to represent hopeless accuracy. Every time you needed to reload your gun, instead of just pressing a button, you’d have to find a male character and go through some flirting dialogue options to persuade him to do it for you. One out of every four missions the game would tell you that you were sitting out this one due to ‘women’s issues’.

Calloway, for his part, offered some historical perspective:

This is nothing new. I got heavy into gaming back in the late 90’s and even back then they had Tomb Raider, S.I.N., etc. Even in the original Unreal, you played as a big-breasted female.

I saw a documentary on the making of the original Tomb Raider once. The lead character, Lara Croft, was originally going to be a man. They saw him as an Indiana Jones-type character. Then, one of the designers suggested it be a woman because “if you’re going to be playing a game for hours, you might as well have something good to look at”. …

When you first take the red pill, it’s amazing the things you see. It’s as if you had blinders on before, and all of sudden they’ve been removed, allowing you to actually understand what you’ve been seeing.

Yep. And what you’ve been seeing is Lara Croft’s ass. Lara Croft’s ass oppresses men! The red pill tells me so!

Also, those tiny misandrist shorts just make the gynpression worse.

Now we come to the clincher.

When you try to get romantic with the imaginary ladies in video games, they don’t act like Roissy and those dudes say ladies act. I mean, you can’t even neg them! As Dave sadly pointed out:

I remember about 12 years ago playing the Baldur’s Gate rpg series and there were some romance dialog paths between your character and some of the women who could join your group but you had to treat them very nice. You couldn’t give them any attitude or make fun of them otherwise it would be over.

Basically you have to be a total mangina towards women in most games if you want to bed them.

Even imaginary ladies are stuck up bitches!

The horror!

 

I had a

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Shadow
Shadow
12 years ago

What a curious little man

Shadow
Shadow
12 years ago

@Caraz

I thought I was alone!! My more psychotic moments are reserved for the Rollercoaster Tycoon franchise, So many little deaths.. so sad.

Wetherby
Wetherby
12 years ago

Normally, women would think that there may even be something to my suggestion, and leave it at that, but I think that my suggestions generated almost as much hostility from the manboobzettes as my rant against Sharon Osborne did!

Which women? How many women have you run your “suggestion” by outside this forum?

Because I can’t imagine any women of my acquaintance, from my mother on down, reacting to it with anything other than complete derision.

Shadow
Shadow
12 years ago

@Wetherby

You have to understand that the women that Meller’s used to are a little less likely to disagree (or agree) with him than those that the rest of humanity interacts with.

Myoo
Myoo
12 years ago

@Caraz
I did that too. I would also build a swimming pool, get my Sim to go inside and then remove the exit stairs. They couldn’t get out, so they starved to death.

And yet, people don’t really think of The Sims as a violent game, go figure.

Molly Ren
12 years ago

My stepsister’s favorite Sims game was to build a huge, elaborate house without a single bathroom. We would then watch all the Sims get progressively more miserable before finally peeing in a corner somewhere.

Caraz
Caraz
12 years ago

This is making me realise that no matter how ‘girly’ the aims of the game are, they would have to offer zero freedom for Meller to approve of them. Which would make them shit games. It’s unavoidable because with freedom comes the freedom to pursue decidedly unfeminine goals. And he can’t have that.

Shadow
Shadow
12 years ago

@Myoo

That too. In Sims 3 I’d create daredevils and tell them to play with fire in the fireplace. They’d happily play and play and the next thing you know their mood is dropping mad fast cos they’re burning to death. Sim games bring out some really fucked up shit out of people. They’re like more ethical Stanford/Milgram experiments

Pam
Pam
12 years ago

“Imagine: Babyz ends up being just about as fun as its real world counterpart – meaning not very much fun at all.”

I’d never heard of it, so I looked it up and found this description of the gameplay:
Your grandmother has left you in charge of her home while she is on vacation. You take on the task of babysitting the kids she usually babysits. You start off babysitting one child, and as your clients grow so do your placement. You are asked to take regular babysitting test to gain your license. Your advisor, which is a talking stork, helps you along the way by defining the different signals the baby makes. You must feed, bathe, change, entertain, and put to sleep the baby. When you get the highest degree in babysitting as possible you beat the game. You can play several mini games including vacuuming, pushing the babies in their swings and trimming the hedges. Babysitting also can earn you money which you can then spend on toys, paint etc.
I think I’d rather stick pins in my eyes than play a mind numbingly boring game such as that. Games are to be a fantasy…. an escape from the oft-times drudgery of reality, not to wallow in it.

Why the aversion to the natural feminine?

Because the “natural” feminine is highly unnatural for some (but by no means all) women. That’s why folks like yourself have to rail about how women are supposed to be, because it’s not a natural proclivity for all women.

ithiliana
12 years ago

DKM: One of the few people I know who can try to apologize and during the course of it come out with even more outrageously misogynistic dribble!

Keep this up, DKMan, and I may vote for YOU for Troll of the Year 2012.

Pam
Pam
12 years ago

Keep this up, DKMan, and I may vote for YOU for Troll of the Year 2012.

Perhaps that is the claim to fame towards which he aims.

ithiliana
12 years ago

Trying one more time before starting to finish up materials for HOBBIT class (why yes, I am teaching a graduate online course on THE HOBBIT gad am I a lucky prof)!

DKM: Why the aversion to the natural feminine?

Breathing is natural. Human beings cannot live without breathing. Nobody has to be taught to breathe.

If “the natural feminine” were indeed NATURAL, all the girly-girls would behave that way natural as breathing. “Natural femininity” would not have to be taught, would not have to be maintained through legislation, or other social control mechanisms.

The fact that many women have rejected a number of the characteristics YOU associate with “the natural feminine” PLUS the HISTORICAL fact that the characteristics of “femininity” and “masculinity” have changed over time and across cultures tends to prove for those of us living in the Reality Plane that gender is socially constructed. You should be happy about that because I doubt doll collecting is seen as “the natural masculine” by many.

Or as one of my students once said, getting hungry and needing to eat is NATURAL. Table manners are socially constructed.

He got it. Why can’t you?

Kyrie
Kyrie
12 years ago

Go play girly video games, ladies, it is in your nature!!! Or something.

Shadow
Shadow
12 years ago

@DKM

Human beings naturally create cultures and societies. cultures and societies naturally evolve. Our society is evolving, keep up or fade out

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

Thing i never get about the whole Appeal To Nature: if something was truly in my nature, I’d do it. I wouldn’t need to be told. You don’t need to teach a dog to bark, you don’t need to convince a cat to meow, you don’t need to browbeat a guinea pig into making those “vrrrrt vrrrt” noises. It’s a natural behavior so it naturally happens.

If women are not doing a behavior, we can conclude from that evidence alone that it is not a natural behavior for women.

Pam
Pam
12 years ago

It was the unnaturalness of “natural femininity” (amongst other things, such as the social control mechanisms put in place to enforce “natural femininity”) that eventually resulted in feminism; feminism did not cause “natural femininity” to be viewed as unnatural.

David K. Meller
David K. Meller
12 years ago

Ithiliana–January 15,2012 @12:00pm

“If the ‘natural feminine’ was indeed ‘natural’, all the girly-girls would behave that way as natural as breathing. Natural femininity would not have to be taught…”

An enormous amount of counter-conditioning is necessary to get alienate girls and women from their natural femininity, and turn them into modern women. They have to be discouraged from playing with girl’s toys, they have to see masculinized female role models in cinema, on TV, on the internet, etc. They have to be harried and nagged by parents and teachers to take (and to attempt to excel in ) boys’ subjects, like math and science, when trapped in ‘publik skoolz” that gives everyone what passes for so-called “education”! At the very least, even characters like Donna Reed, Doris Day, or in a more comedic vein, like Lucille Ball or Gracie Allen (George: “Say goodnight, Gracie”, Gracie: “Goodnight Gracie…”
must be marginalized down an Orwellian memory hole being replaced by Lady Gaga, Elaine Boosler, and the (Lord Help Us!) “Vagina Monologues.

this massive and relentless counterconditioning is what has ruined two generations of human females, Ithiliana! YOUR feminism and abuse of girls’ education is what has transformed too many of them into pseudomasculine caricatures of men, both in the entertainment media and in real life! Like you (and your sisterhood from Hell on manboobz) they all go superbitch on an observer once he points out how unfeminine and androgynous youall are! I daresay that if you showed even 30% of daytime (women’s) TV as traditional ”50s fare–appropriately modernized for a contemporary audience–monagamy, marriage, and motherhood, in that order, for starters, with girls and women shown in roles centered around the home, or at most, workplace featuring ‘traditional’ ladies employment, Your sisterhood from Hell would dwindle to the same small number of “old-maid” spinsters, lonely lezzies, and neurotic man-haters that characterised many suffragettes in the XIX century, even for 2012 and beyond!

Feminists and modern women are the ones brainwashing women out of their natural gender birthright!

It is true that different communities and cultures had somewhat different expressions fo masculinity and femininity. It is also true that EVERY human community had–and has–different, and sometimes opposite, means of expression of gender personality. NO community exists, and no community probably even CAN exist, where men and women, from birth onward, are absolutely equal, and show NO differences! The manifestations are largely cultural, but the differences themselves are biologically intrinsic and fundamental!

Any and all complaints about this matter should be addressed to the Man upstairs, if you know what I mean!

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

They have to be discouraged from playing with girl’s toys, they have to see masculinized female role models in cinema, on TV, on the internet, etc. They have to be harried and nagged by parents and teachers to take (and to attempt to excel in ) boys’ subjects, like math and science, when trapped in ‘publik skoolz” that gives everyone what passes for so-called “education”!

How do you know certain toys are girls’ toys? How do you know certain role models are “masculinized”? How do you know certain subjects are boys’ subjects?

It’s not like cultural conditioning and pressure were invented in the 1970s and in the 1950s everyone lived in a pristine state of nature.

katz
12 years ago

Appeals to nature made on the computer are particularly odd to me.

But DKM’s claims are mostly hilarious because he can make up something that nobody in the universe has ever wanted to do and still claim that it’s natural behavior that real women would embrace if they existed.

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

Fuck off, Meller.

katz
12 years ago

Also, where does this counter-culturing come from? If we used to live in a natural state where everybody was happy being broad gender stereotypes, what caused them to change, since it would have been a change that everyone in the world was completely opposed to?

Shadow
Shadow
12 years ago

@katz

it was all those women(?) and renegade males, mutants all. I think DKM may be calling us Homo Superior.

Also: just noticed this beaut!

The fact also that we are displaced not by any objective criterion of merit or experience, but instead by State-imposed gender (or race) critieria is also adding insult to injury!

So once again, only white men are men!

Molly Ren
12 years ago

DKM, as a child I was given a variety of toys to play with, which included Barbies, My Little Ponies, Jurassic Park dinosaurs, and building block sets. No one stood over me and “forced” me to play with one over the other, so without any guidance I would often mix-and-match toys. The T-rex would sometimes sport one of Barbie’s dresses or the Barbies would ride the Little Ponies. And I still ended up as queer as queer can be! 🙂

Joanna
12 years ago

Being perfectly feminine is far too much effort Meller. All guys gotta do to be “masculine” is scratch their balls all day and forget what manners is. =P

Caraz
Caraz
12 years ago

We T-Rex Rights Activists oppose any forced feminization of the noble T-Rex. They are the manliest of manly creatures and should not be oppressed by your feminazi dresses.

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