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The All-Singing, All-Dancing Men’s Rights Movement

Not a picture of Jade Michael and the FTSU Crew

The Men’s Rights Movement now has a theme song! A couple of talented young men calling themselves Jade Michael and the FTSU Singers Crew have put together a catchy little grunge rock number they call Go My Own Way, which will now serve as the opening music for the A Voice for Men internet radio show.

As AVfM head cheese Paul Elam puts it, straining his prose-generating abilities to the breaking point as he attempts to find words eloquent enough to describe this new musical masterpiece:

Jade Michael, artist, professional musician and MRA, founder of Artistry Against Misandry, has taken his talent hammer and given it a mighty swing to our benefit.  He has forged, in the fires of his own passion, the new theme song for AVfM Radio, titled Go My Own Way. It is not to be confused with the similarly titled offering from Fleetwood Mac, Go Your Own Way. No, not in the least. Jade, with his band, Jade Michael and the FTSU Crew, have produced a veritable anthem for the red pill crowd. It is replete with a great, purist rock sound, a touch of humor, attitude, and a ton of gut level, red pill honesty. Pay close attention to the end for the invocation of Thomas James Ball.

Without further ado, here’s the song:


You can find the full lyrics on YouTube and on AVfM. But I thought I’d share a few of my favorite bits.

The song starts off by addressing one of the most savage injustices faced by men today: evil ladies who expect men to hold doors open for them.

And we’re through with holding doors
Entitlements abound
You say that we still hold you down
And you cop that attitude
No remorse or gratitude

Seriously, ladies, would it hurt you to say “thank you” once in a while, to the men who literally enable you to walk through walls, by holding open the doors you would otherwise be unable to open? To paraphrase Barbie: Doors are hard!

Then there’s this bit:

You’re obsessed with my ability
I won’t be your utility
I’ll never carry you
And I sure won’t marry you

Women around the world, consider what you’re losing here: no longer can you expect to marry guys who hate you so much they made a song about how they won’t hold doors open for you!

And let’s not forget:

Cos’ the time has come to fuck your shit up
The time has come to fuck your shit up
The time has come to fuck your shit up

Perhaps I’m missing some of the subtleties here, but this sort of suggests to me that Jade and the Gang are not so much Men Going Their Own Way as they are Men Still Hanging Around Acting Like Assholes — not MGTOW but MSHAALA.

I appreciate the efforts of Jade Michael and the MSHAALA, but I can’t really help but think of this little song-and-dance number, from the excellent Belgian horror film Calviare (The Ordeal), as the Men’s Rights movement’s unofficial anthem.

In case you’re wondering, this scene makes a little bit more sense in the context of the movie itself. A little bit. It’s actually quite a brilliant little film with some interesting gender stuff going on in it, if you can deal with fairly violent horror films. But, oh my lord, TRIGGER WARNINGS for pretty much every trigger there is.

NOTE: In case you’re wondering about the song’s reference to Thomas Ball:  Ball burned himself to death outside a courthouse in Keane, New Hampshire last year in a protest against what he saw as unfair treatment in family court. He hoped that his suicide would inspire other men to start firebombing courthouses and police stations. (This wasn’t mere rhetoric; in the lengthy manifesto he left behind he provided tips on how to make effective Molotov cocktails.) Naturally, many in the MRM have hailed him as a martyr for Men’s Rights.

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cynickal
cynickal
12 years ago

@Shaenon

Nah, never mind. I want to live in that alternate universe, or at least visit on weekends.

Well, that’s one way to make me fel guilty for not going into the gym last week. 🙁
Tonigh I’m going to go home and cook dinner and make sure my girlfriend knows how wonderful she is.

Crumbelievable
Crumbelievable
12 years ago

So after reading that comment from Paul, I thought “What would AVFM’s female supporers think?” so I messaged that “Girlsayswhat” woman who posts Youtube videos on their site.

I didn’t expect her to say, but her response was still amusing. She basically said that women are of course not dependent on men, but that presently women are because society doesn’t expect them to be self-sufficient. Of course, this doesn’t extend to GSW herself, who noted that she is incredibly self-sufficient and that Elam respects her because she didn’t ask for any money from her ex-husband.

What was surprising was that when I mentioned how freaked out I was by Paul Elam’s history of violent threats,she not only was not disturbed but didn’t think that Elam was being threatening at all. She said that Elam’s definition of “fucking shit up” meant that he would be indifferent and shrug his shoulders (LOL), or something. I brought up his article about Sandy Doyle. She pointed out that Elam specifically says that Doyle won’t be brought down by rape but by the “illuminating light of truth” so I was wrong to say that he was threatening her. I mentioned that this line was probably added to cover Elam’s ass, and was curious as to whether she expected rational discourse to follow the death threats, since Elam seemed to say that these threats were just a taste of what was about to come. But I didn’t bother. These people are seriously fucked up.

Crumbelievable
Crumbelievable
12 years ago

I didn’t expect her to say, “Wow, that’s sexist!” *

pillowinhell
pillowinhell
12 years ago

What do you mean women aren’t expected to be self sufficient? You mean I’ve been busting my ass for two decades when I didn’t need to? Who forgot to send me the memo?

I don’t mind taking one for the team, but Feminist HQ or the hivemind could at least have let me in on this!

Crumbelievable
Crumbelievable
12 years ago

I think I just found out who Paul Elam is. I emailed Dave to see what he thinks. I could be really off base but if I’m right, this is pretty crazy.

Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
12 years ago

Worthy of Radiohead. In fact, I think would fit well in OK Computer, between Fitter Happier and Electioneering.

Bee
Bee
12 years ago

Wow, Mr. Al. You really hate Radiohead, huh?

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

Coldplay, definitely. Radiohead, not so much.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

I was going to say Eddie Money, but I guess MRAL is too young to remember him. (Lucky!)

There are tons of guys who hate Radiohead because they’re “boring”, though (as people, not as musicians, ie they’re not known for partying hard and banging lots of groupies), so that could be MRALs objection.

Fatman
Fatman
12 years ago

Bee, I think MRAL was being a tad sarcastic there.

Joanna
12 years ago

You’re famous, David!

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

Wow, the minute that dude opens his mouth you can tell that he’s a hateful asshole just from the voice. People enjoy listening to that guy? He makes Howard Stern sound like the Dalai Llama.

Dracula
Dracula
12 years ago

Fatboy, huh? You can really tell these guys have important and meaningful things to say. It’s truly a mystery for the ages why they aren’t taken more seriously.

Snowy
Snowy
12 years ago

Oy vey!

Fatman
Fatman
12 years ago

Wait a second, I have a son!?

Happy Anti-MRA
Happy Anti-MRA
12 years ago

@ Crumb

Who do you think he is?!

Fatman
Fatman
12 years ago

Or is David just the spin off comic younger version of me. You know before I left Smallville, or perhaps in this case, Largeville.

Crumbelievable
Crumbelievable
12 years ago

@Happy:

David disagrees with me completely so nevermind, I guess I was wrong. There were some unusual coincidences between Elam and this other guy but according to David, the differences are pretty great. For one, this other guy seems to be a very conservative Christian where Futrelle says Elam isn’t religious at all.

Crumbelievable
Crumbelievable
12 years ago

“Lezebel”–get it, because feminists are all angry lesbians! What a fascinating and original joke! Ho-ho, Chapin, you’re quite the satirist.

Crumbelievable
Crumbelievable
12 years ago

I was going to askChapin the age-old question of “Ok then what websites or individuals DO represent mainstream MRA views?” but then I remembered Chapin blocked me from his channel for questioning his use of the term “female privileges”. I thought feminists were the ones who shut out debating voices, huh.

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

If Fatboy read Jezebel closely, he’d know the correct term is “lesbian shit-asses.”

Joanna
12 years ago

I think that guy tried to insult me by saying he’s met women fatter than “fatboy” but I’m not sure…

Crumbelievable
Crumbelievable
12 years ago

Also Elam has now banned me from his channel because this is the second occasion I’ve asked him a question critical of his movement. I feel so loved.

Crumbelievable
Crumbelievable
12 years ago

Someone should ask Chapin to give you the name of a mainstream MRA website. And then laugh at him for me if he says AVFM or The Spearhead.

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