The Men’s Rights Movement now has a theme song! A couple of talented young men calling themselves Jade Michael and the FTSU Singers Crew have put together a catchy little grunge rock number they call Go My Own Way, which will now serve as the opening music for the A Voice for Men internet radio show.
As AVfM head cheese Paul Elam puts it, straining his prose-generating abilities to the breaking point as he attempts to find words eloquent enough to describe this new musical masterpiece:
Jade Michael, artist, professional musician and MRA, founder of Artistry Against Misandry, has taken his talent hammer and given it a mighty swing to our benefit. He has forged, in the fires of his own passion, the new theme song for AVfM Radio, titled Go My Own Way. It is not to be confused with the similarly titled offering from Fleetwood Mac, Go Your Own Way. No, not in the least. Jade, with his band, Jade Michael and the FTSU Crew, have produced a veritable anthem for the red pill crowd. It is replete with a great, purist rock sound, a touch of humor, attitude, and a ton of gut level, red pill honesty. Pay close attention to the end for the invocation of Thomas James Ball.
Without further ado, here’s the song:
You can find the full lyrics on YouTube and on AVfM. But I thought I’d share a few of my favorite bits.
The song starts off by addressing one of the most savage injustices faced by men today: evil ladies who expect men to hold doors open for them.
And we’re through with holding doors
Entitlements abound
You say that we still hold you down
And you cop that attitude
No remorse or gratitude
Seriously, ladies, would it hurt you to say “thank you” once in a while, to the men who literally enable you to walk through walls, by holding open the doors you would otherwise be unable to open? To paraphrase Barbie: Doors are hard!
Then there’s this bit:
You’re obsessed with my ability
I won’t be your utility
I’ll never carry you
And I sure won’t marry you
Women around the world, consider what you’re losing here: no longer can you expect to marry guys who hate you so much they made a song about how they won’t hold doors open for you!
And let’s not forget:
Cos’ the time has come to fuck your shit up
The time has come to fuck your shit up
The time has come to fuck your shit up
Perhaps I’m missing some of the subtleties here, but this sort of suggests to me that Jade and the Gang are not so much Men Going Their Own Way as they are Men Still Hanging Around Acting Like Assholes — not MGTOW but MSHAALA.
I appreciate the efforts of Jade Michael and the MSHAALA, but I can’t really help but think of this little song-and-dance number, from the excellent Belgian horror film Calviare (The Ordeal), as the Men’s Rights movement’s unofficial anthem.
In case you’re wondering, this scene makes a little bit more sense in the context of the movie itself. A little bit. It’s actually quite a brilliant little film with some interesting gender stuff going on in it, if you can deal with fairly violent horror films. But, oh my lord, TRIGGER WARNINGS for pretty much every trigger there is.
NOTE: In case you’re wondering about the song’s reference to Thomas Ball: Ball burned himself to death outside a courthouse in Keane, New Hampshire last year in a protest against what he saw as unfair treatment in family court. He hoped that his suicide would inspire other men to start firebombing courthouses and police stations. (This wasn’t mere rhetoric; in the lengthy manifesto he left behind he provided tips on how to make effective Molotov cocktails.) Naturally, many in the MRM have hailed him as a martyr for Men’s Rights.
I get the impression that the MRA idea of a satisfying sexual encounter looks like a cross between a shark attack and watching a woman be mauled by a bear. So the choice of erotica makes sense, I guess.
Which highlights an important issue, because being struck with a lady’s fan is exactly like having one’s brains bashed in with a shovel.
“Jade and the Gang are not so much Men Going Their Own Way as they are Men Still Hanging Around Acting Like Assholes — not MGTOW but MSHAALA.”
That’s exactly why it’s the perfect anthem.It encapsulates their ridiculousness.
” not MGTOW but MSHAALA”
Sounds like an Indian deity.
If you haven’t read the poetry there, go read it now. “Hungry Hungry Hippocrates” may be my new favorite thing.
Beneath the Jack Riley picture is written:
Only concerned with female sexual pleasure? Really? Nobody justifies, say, men touching women’s bodies in ways women wouldn’t be permitted to touch men… Nobody argues that the only sex that exists is PIV, and that sex is finished then the man orgasms… There’s no shaming women face for enjoying sex with multiple partners that men don’t face… You’re going to have to explain that to me really slowly, MRAs, like I’m from a totally different culture. Say, one of the cultures on Earth.
When he orgasms, not then.
I will never again consider anything to be poetry that lacks a line like:
All the anal retentive, convoluted stuff is what serves to feed the belly of sectarianism
Truly lyrical.
“It is not to be confused with the similarly titled offering from Fleetwood Mac, Go Your Own Way. No, not in the least.”
Exactly. For example, the Fleetwood Mac is not a piece of shit that was written in 5 minutes.
But Viscaria, men are automatically awesome in bed. Men are pros and women are sluts. Hurray for gender equality!
Hey, I’m working on a Poem Against Misandry. What rhymes with “cunt?”
“What rhymes with “cunt?””
stunt
runt
shunt
Hunt, which is very manly.
I hunted the mammoth for you,
You cunt with an ugly hairdo.
I’m not a poet, by nature.
I have a larger than average tolerance (and even occasional love for) “bad” rock music, but that shit was just terrible on a musical level. It’s not like Possum Kingdom where you start to enjoy it but then realize what the lyrics are saying, it’s just plain out aesthetically awful.
Well, I’ve had that sensation, but then again I’m a masochist. Someone needs to inform this person that not all women are masochist subs and not all men are sadist doms, or vice versa.
Punt
Grunt
It makes men wary
When you are so hairy
punt
aunt
bundt
He’s not going very far, is he?
Anyway, Artistry Against Misandry has many fine acts.
http://www.artistryagainstmisandry.com/Music.html
TRACI AND FOXY ARE VERY MANLY
Musically-inclined people can express where they are coming from through music. Deep.
I’m not at all sure what’s going on with this last sentence.
MyCatIsInsane is pensive, insightful, and deep.
Shhh! It’s subliminal.
Ugh at that last sentence: Shouldn’t this guy and his band be inviting his listeners to party with them, not ham-handedly demanding deference?
If our culture cared so much about female sexuality, it wouldn’t be calling women sluts and whores for daring to have more than 1 or 2 partners. It wouldn’t use women’s bodies to sell everything and anything.
How can these…things…even suggest that male sexuality is shamed. Everything is fucking catered to them on a silver platter. They’re just pissed they can’t grope and catcall without impunity and that they need to actually get consent first. Poor oppwessed babies.
What rhymes with “cunt?”
“Idiunt”?
An MRA started to fret
As her vagina was all but wet.
“I held open the door,
What could you want more?”
He said to the girl he just met.
We hunted the mammoth for you on our hunts
Yet you won’t shave the hair on your cunts
How come you won’t live like in Slave Girl of Gor
Yet you still want us to hold open the door
Oh, man., that’s just too darn gosh GOOD to be a good parody.
ROFL the graphic art is AWESOME!! It’s just like, MRAs discovered Powerpoint … Anyone with any artistic inclination at all could troll the shit out of that website.
I got a MGTOW anthem right here.
No wait, even they actually go in the end. Never mind.