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Man Boobz: Bewildering MGTOWers since 2010. With kitties!

An MGTOWer-enraging Catbunny. Found on Reddit, in one of the few threads there not full of rape jokes.

The reviews are in! Man Boobz continues to confuse and enrage the Manospherians of the world. Over on MGTOWforums.com, Armageddon15 lays out this 2-point critique:

I went over to that pathetic excuse for a site to see what cherry picked articles they’ve been going through lately, and I have 2 things I’d like to bring up..

1. What the hell is it with that guy and animals? Posting pandas, cats, bears etc. Maybe he should post youtube videos about that full time instead of the shit he calls writing.

2. The comments on the articles are the most unorganized, random thing I’ve ever seen on a discussion board. I can’t even follow what the hell is going on. They go on tangents in every other comment in ways that don’t even relate to the original post. How do you even have a discussion over there? They got an end of the year troll award going on over there, but I don’t know how any troll has the patience to write on that site for any length of time without blowing his brains out.

Boogeyman is also bewildered by the comments here:

Yes, I’ve noticed he’ll get hundreds of comments from his hairy armpitted fans but only a small % have anything to do with the subject. His article will be about date rape and he’ll have 300 comments about coffee cake recipes and Lady Gaga’s fashion sense.

Huh. I think I missed that one. We did have one thread recently that suddenly veered off into a discussion of bra sizing. So there’s that.

But if what we’re doing here is causing so much consternation amongst the MGTOWers of the world, we clearly need to do more of it. And so, a video no MGTOWer can possibly rebut:

The rest of you: you know what to do!

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no more mr nice guy
9 years ago

A few years ago, I read in forum that a guy had to shave is balls while he was with his girlfriend but he had forgotten his razor. His girlfriend told him to try the ‘Neet’ hair remover that she was using to shave her legs. The guy put some Neet on his balls and he started to feel an horrible burning sensation. He had to rub his balls during 3 or 4 hours under the shower until the burning sensation disappeared.

Xardoz
Xardoz
9 years ago

Also, I didn’t see this mentioned anywhere and I just wanted to bring it up — MRAs and privileged dudes everywhere loooove EvoPsych, right?

Then how do they explain their preference for shaved women? Didn’t we evolve to enjoy pubbs?

insert a bunch of dudes brainwashed by the porn industry spouting subjective bullshit about it “looking better”

hellkell
hellkell
9 years ago

Xardoz, I’m sure much like the radfems can twist electrolysis into a tool of the patriarchy, MRAs could find a way to say men are hardwired by biology to love porn and all its accoutrements.

Xardoz
Xardoz
9 years ago

“Men evolved to want the real world to be more like porn” isn’t very convincing to me, haha.

hellkell
hellkell
9 years ago

I’d say most MRA arguments aren’t convincing.

ozymandias42
9 years ago

Oooh! Oooh! Let me try!

(Ozy puts on PUA hat) Porn is a superstimuli– the way that Skittles artificially stimulates our natural desire for sweetness, porn artificially stimulates our desire for hot young slender women. Similarly, shaving is also a superstimuli: women are naturally more hairless than men, so shaving off all your body hair emphasizes the soft femininity men find so intoxicating. (Ozy takes off PUA hat)

How’d I do?

Ami Angelwings
9 years ago

Hey a post with a picture of me! 😀

HEHEHEEHEHEHEHE <3

=3

Xardoz
Xardoz
9 years ago

It’s why I used the word “brainwashing” in my earlier post. Humans can be made to believe any fucked up thing.

It’s just so pathetic when MRAs make claims that gender differences are hardwired, and in the same screed they criticize women for not living up to modern anti-body fur propaganda.

Yep, they’re dumb.

hellkell
hellkell
9 years ago

Ozy, you are frightening when you put your PUA hat on! XD

KristinMH
9 years ago

When I was about 20 I decided not to shave anything for the entire summer, because it was a pain and I shouldn’t have to. I was not prepared for the judging and shaming I got, but overall the world didn’t end and it was fine.

I did go back to shaving, but I’m super-lazy about it and will let it go if I’m not going to be wearing something that exposes the armpits or legs. Ben expresses no opinion either way.

I do groom my eyebrows, and when I got pregnant I started to get chin hairs which I pluck as they appear. (If I let them grow I end up with the world’s tiniest goatee, which i can stroke meditatively.)

MRAL, use Nair if shaving is too difficult. Just don’t put it on your balls!

Anti-Moron's-Rights
Anti-Moron's-Rights
9 years ago

He can put it on his balls. I won’t mind.

M Dubz
M Dubz
9 years ago

@ Ozy, I didn’t know you had spots! 🙂

ozymandias42
9 years ago

M Dubz: Spots?

kladle
kladle
9 years ago

But I have thick manhair, so it’s different. The wimminz with dainty ladyhair should shave it.

bro, don’t make me take a picture of my ladyhairs. dainty as a sledgehammer

BlackBloc
BlackBloc
9 years ago

>>Then how do they explain their preference for shaved women? Didn’t we evolve to enjoy pubbs?

(EvoPsych Hat)
Heavy hair is a sign of high testosterone, which is a marker of masculinity and is naturally a turn off to men. Women with low amount of pubes are thus preferred, though evolution has yet to eliminate hair completely (because it is also a positive marker in men). Women, those devious beasts, have thus developped a trick to con men into dating them even if they are hairy. Shaved women are naturally preferred by men because they have less hair, but that is also a way in which inferior women con higher status men into giving them their sperm.

BlackBloc
BlackBloc
9 years ago

>>If you dig deep enough I’m sure you can find something in your life you can blame on the Rothschild family.

What’s annoying about the right-wing conspirationists’ issues with the Rothschild family is that it’s not baseless (like most large capital owners, they arrived at their position through a lot of shitty means), it’s just that they’re about as transparent about their real problem with them as people who claim they’re against fundamentalist religion but somehow end up always criticizing only Muslim mullahs while being on speaking terms with Jerry Falwell…

M Dubz
M Dubz
9 years ago

@ Ozy, that was directed at Ami, not you. LOOOOONG day.

(you can have spots too if you want)

Jill the Spinster
Jill the Spinster
9 years ago

Ah really, blackbloc?

Bee
Bee
9 years ago

Then how do they explain their preference for shaved women? Didn’t we evolve to enjoy pubbs?

(r/jailbait hat)

Men never liked pubes! Men always preferred no pubes, such as is found on adolescents and pre-pubescents. Therefore, it is only right and good and natural that we be allowed to explore relationships with unpubed women of all ages, since mature women, by rendering themselves unpubed through artificial means, are pretty much just admitting that they can’t compete with younger, hotter girls. We already knew that feminists’ jealousy was the only reason for any statutory rape laws, anyway.

M Dubz
M Dubz
9 years ago

@Bee- jeebus that was eerily accurate :/

ozymandias42
9 years ago

M Dubz: YAY! I HAVE ALL THE SPOTS! LIKE A ZEBRA!

(Ozy dances around)

(Someone informs Ozy that zebras have stripes)

…dammit

M Dubz
M Dubz
9 years ago

You can have both! Like a tortoiseshell bunnycat of beauty and awesome!

… M Dubz misses her former roomie’s tortie, haz a sad

Quackers
Quackers
9 years ago

My fellow Manboobz comrades!!!

MRAs have made a theme song! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHslWTN1zsE&feature=youtu.be&a

We must counterattack with one of our own xD I’ve seen some of you guys write some sweet poetry, so get on it post haste!

Shadow
Shadow
9 years ago

@Quackers

Straight from the nightmares of the MRM, I present

Shadow
Shadow
9 years ago

huh, didn’t realise there are two versions. This beat is much better, less autotuney

Quackers
Quackers
9 years ago

@Shadow

wow….

“you brought this on yourself”

“shut up and take it”

It’s the abuser’s anthem! and similar to when MRAs like to ominously threaten about men snapping or “fucking their shit up”. Because legitimate social movements that bring upon positive changes totally do this all the time.

*smh*

Quackers
Quackers
9 years ago

I do like the beat of that Bruno Mars song though, it’s a shame the lyrics are so creepy.

Shadow
Shadow
9 years ago

@Quackers

Don’t know if you read me as saying this should be our theme song, buh if you did that’s not what I meant. It’s just the song that I always think of when I read the MRA idea of modern women. I love the lyrics for their creepiness!! It’s a song he ghostwrote for a female band, and it just conveys the creepiness so well a la Every step I take or Creep

Quackers
Quackers
9 years ago

speaking of leg hair and shaving, you know what’s funny in a hypocritical and douchey way? when MRAs rant about women apparently tell them put effort into their appearance then they turn around and tell women to shave their legs, be skinny, have big tits and not age and if you don’t they’ll have no qualms insulting you about it.

Burn in hell MRAs 😀

Quackers
Quackers
9 years ago

@Shadow

Oh no I know what you mean. I was unsure if it was a guy singing it for a girl, or a girl singing it for a guy. Either way it’s creepy and does remind me of MRAs, especially when they sympathize with men who have killed their wives or families or themselves.

Crumbelievable
Crumbelievable
9 years ago

I don’t need you! I’m going my own way! But not before I invade your space and fuck up your shit! THEN I’m going my own way!

Shadow
Shadow
9 years ago

@Quackers

I want to create an account called The Happy Feminist and post this in response to the video you linked! loll

M Dubz
M Dubz
9 years ago

@Quackers: I could only listen to about 30 seconds of that “anthem” before my ears started to bleed. It sounds like the sound track to the wet dreams of every douchey asshole who thinks he’s a tough man but can’t hack it in the real world. Which I guess makes sense. And is why I avoid men like that socially.

Quackers
Quackers
9 years ago

LOL @ Crumb and Shadow. I wouldn’t though Shadow. They’ll probably start harassing you and calling you names. I guess that’s what passes as activism these days.

@M Dubz

The song made me laugh because it’s your typical “we’re not gonna marry you or hold doors open anymore neener neener” why don’t they get it through their fucking heads that women don’t care and that not all women even want to get married. More and more women aren’t, including myself and some of my friends. I’m lucky to have never met a man like that so far. Most of the guys I know are easy going and are none-hate filled people. I even tried talking to some of them about it and they told me to stop reading the sites of wackjobs. And even when one of my friends could agree with some of the inequalities men face (which I mainly pointed out btw) he didn’t start frothing at the mouth screaming about feminazis and Ameriskanks. So when MRAs describe our society as practically whipping men for no reason it’s like…what planet is this? Call it the blue pill or whatever, but generally when a group of people are oppressed, most of them know it.

Reminds me of one time I was walking into the train station and an older man held the door open for me and said “I don’t understand, none of the young men hold doors open for young women anymore” all I could do was laugh awkwardly, thank him then walk away thinking about all the rage I’ve read online regarding that subject.

But yea, really MRAs/MGTOWs? if you don’t want to marry or hold doors or pull out chairs or whatever…be my guest. There are plenty of kitties awaiting us future spinsters 😀

evilwhitemalempire
evilwhitemalempire
9 years ago

They got an end of the year troll award going on over there, but I don’t know how any troll has the patience to write on that site for any length of time without blowing his brains out.
*****************

They almost got me to do myself in that way until I caught on.

Pam
Pam
9 years ago

They almost got me to do myself in that way until I caught on.

ROTFLMAO!! Like as if anyone here forced you, at gunpoint, to visit this site and frequently post on it.

Jill the Spinster
Jill the Spinster
9 years ago

can you spot the alpha man in this photo?

http://m.flickr.com/#/photos/rooshv/2169815405/

M Dubz
M Dubz
9 years ago

@ Quackers: I have met people like this. In high school. Now that I am in my 20s, everyone seems to have mellowed out quite a bit. It does not bode well for the MRA movement that they seem to posses the rationality, rhetorical skills, and musicality of a 17 year old boy.

And as a woman who does want to get married and have all the babies and etc., I am absolutely nothing but relieved that these guys have no plans to marry. I plan to marry someone who can, you know, treat me like a human being and not rage against me like a toddler having a tantrum.

Anti-Moron's-Rights
Anti-Moron's-Rights
9 years ago

@Quackers:

My fellow Manboobz comrades!!!

MRAs have made a theme song! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHslWTN1zsE&feature=youtu.be&a

We must counterattack with one of our own xD I’ve seen some of you guys write some sweet poetry, so get on it post haste!

Fourth-rate Creed. A work of art!

I was thinking – there’s a whole generation of people born between, say 1970 and 1985 who were raised on the Seattle Sound, and think aping their vocalists is the height of artistic ingenuity. So we’ve got at least 10 years more of this “I wanna be RAWR mean ANGRY Eddie Vedder” shit to go. It’s gonna be a long decade.

Morchella
Morchella
9 years ago

@ Quackers – Interesting how “going my own way” involves “fucking your shit up”, eh? The clip about Thomas Ball towards the end was also a nice touch.

Also, it sounds like a Nickelback song, which is something I simply can’t abide.

rabbitwink
rabbitwink
9 years ago

Guinea pig pix to come soon. He needs a name- his facial hair on both cheeks & head points forward like a horrible hybrid of Justin Bieber & Howard Taft.
However, today he took a nap on me- he yawned, put his head down & slept for half an hour!
He oooots when Funky (his mate) drinks from the bottle, and loves to nap on fleece. He also loves fresh hay from the hay ball.

I also fondly remember East Coast cheese danish. These are not available in Montreal. Or Chicago, or Boston. Cheese Danish! Come back!!! Entenmanns! Help meeeeeee!!!!

My 6-7 years in Chicago were culinary torture: “deep dish pizza”, horrible bagels, no good coffee. Ugh.
derail!!

zhinxy
9 years ago

rabbitwink – Be sure to give him lots of that hay! can’t wait for pix XD

I came to greatly love entenmanns danishes while stationed in NY.

Viscaria
Viscaria
9 years ago

I think MGTOW should use Jonathan Coulton’s Code Monkey as a cautionary tale.

Here is this poor man, trapped in a life of cubicle drudgery, and for what? Some ALPHA FUCK BITCH who won’t even give him the sex he’s owed because he bought her soda that one time? And as we all know, he’d much rather

wake up, eat a coffee cake, take bath, take nap…

Magical Laura (@_magical_laura)

I really don’t get this door-holding thing. If I’m first through the door, I hold it until the people afterwards are through. Some people don’t but I always just read it as impolite *shrug*. Most men and women I meet will hold the door if I’m going through after them. I guess maybe this is a cultural thing, I’ve heard friends say in some other countries they don’t do the door-holding thing…but from a Western perspective – whaaa? Are you just supposed to let the door slam in a woman’s face?

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
9 years ago

So MRAs hate both cute animal videos and warmth/affection/kindness, huh? In that case I think we have their kryptonite.

(If you haven’t seen this before, just wait till it gets to the bit where they go visit the lion with his pride.)

C
C
9 years ago

I’ve look suspected the kitty connection , , , Too cute to resist.

Xardoz
Xardoz
9 years ago

Hahaha, those lyrics are not the least bit self-aware. I see it’s some sort of sub-Hank-Williams-Jr. “Are You Ready for Some Football?” anthem.

Reminds me of how someone on shitredditsays described an MRA troll: “Just another chucklefuck treating gender relations like a football game.” MRAs are really mired in locker room culture, aren’t they?

I like Shadow’s idea for a video response. 😉

A Lovely Squid
A Lovely Squid
9 years ago

Yesterday I shaved my armpits AND made a cake. If that’s not confusing then I don’t know what is. Good cake, mind, if only I’d been listening to Lady Gaga when it was baking. I’m clearly doing it all wrong.

hellkell
hellkell
9 years ago

That Christian the lion video makes me cry every time I watch it.

Happy Anti-MRA
Happy Anti-MRA
9 years ago

Offtopic, but here’s something else that will stump MRAs;

http://www.robertgattisclemency.com/osthoff.pdf

I very much hope that this man receives the clemency that he is so obviously deserving of.