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How to spot a feminist

Some feminists can be converted!

Over on Reddit, DoktorTeufel has a problem: he likes the ladies, but he doesn’t like the feminists. Unfortunately, some ladies are also feminists! And therein lies the danger. Naturally, he turns to the fellas in the Men’s Rights subreddit for help.

I’m just going to come out and say it: I will never knowingly enter into a romantic relationship with a feminist. I do have some female relatives and acquaintances who are feminists … and it’s not like they all wear signs that proclaim I’M A FEMINIST. (Some do.)

Aside from obvious telltales (feminist bumper stickers, etc.) or outright asking them “Are you a feminist?”, what are some discreet ways to ferret out a woman’s views on gender activism without creating an awkward situation? Feminism is a minefield topic, and I certainly wouldn’t broach the subject directly with a woman I’ve just started dating.

Naturally, this being the Men’s Rights subreddit, he received much helpful advice. Celda broke it down for him:

You don’t really care whether she identifies as a feminist or not – you care what her views are.

For instance, does she feel women have the right to force men into parental obligations against their will?

Does she feel women are oppressed in Western society?

Does she think that women make less money than men for the same work?

If yes to these questions or similar, then you probably want to avoid her.

Exactly. Always avoid those with a basic grasp on reality. They’re the worst!

Naive1000 suggested looking for more subtle clues.

Ask their thoughts on “benevolent sexism” if they know what your talking about you likely have a feminist. Just to make sure go into male privilege, it’s the feminists’ most popular talking point. Let her talk about it then you can see what she’s really like. But, there are some women who call themselves feminists, but are really egalitarian: they just don’t know the term.

Memymineown also suggests a subtle approach, and holds out hope that some of the younger feminist girls can be won back to the path of righteousness:

Bring Men’s Rights issues into the conversation subtly. I was talking with my family about Justin Beiber and brought up the paternity charge and no rape charges filed against the woman.

That led into a discussion about how women aren’t punished for rape.

Just do things like that.

But you shouldn’t exclude all feminists. I would say that the vast majority are just girls(I do use that word on purpose) who have been lied to. Once you show them the real facts they will probably come around.

ThePigman, by contrast, urges DoktorTeufel to  go for the jugular:

Why do you need to be discrete about it? Just ask her. If she is a member of the cult she will start screaming about the patriarchy, then her head will explode.

It’s true. Pretty much every conversation involving feminists quickly devolves into screaming about patriarchy. Heck, a feminist friend and I once screamed about patriarchy for five hours straight. We probably could have gone longer, but the manager at Applebee’s, evidently not a feminist, threw us out. Sometimes I start screaming about patriarchy when no one else is around, just to keep in practice.

Conversations with feminists pretty much all go like the conversation in the video below, only instead of a cat you need to picture a feminist, and instead of the word “no,” the word “patriarchy.” You can see how annoying that might get, and not just to Hitler.

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Lauralot
Lauralot
12 years ago

Here’s how backward the world is. Send Ami to a shrink and the shink’ll say he’s right and everyone else in the world is wrong. Is that not insanity. In a normal world the shrink would try to actually help. But no, the world is wrong. Insanity.

Holy shit, you’re pathetic. You’ve just been waiting for any excuse to try to insult Ami without actually talking to her, haven’t you, you coward? I bet you were absolutely giddy when you got the chance.

Your “normal” world is a self-induced hell, NWO. Have fun!

Ami Angelwings
12 years ago

Actually NWO, most of society and a lot of the ppl with authority actually believe the way you do about trans ppl. It’s… weird you think you’re like the only one or something o_O

But right, you gotta be the brave rebel xD

zhinxy
12 years ago

fathers in prison for not being ABLE to pay child support is terrible. But it’s not the modern scourge of earth. It happens, and it’s bad, but it’s not the ultimate SHUT UP THIS IS THE MAIN ISSUE THIS IS WHAT YOU FEMINISTS WANT LOOK AT THE PAIN YOU MOOCHING BITCHES LOOK AT THE PAIIIIIN YOU INFLICT!

My ex hasn’t paid a fucking dime of his child support, and I haven’t taken him to court for it, because he’s a vindictive asshole and other reasons. Plenty of women are n’t throwing their deadbeat dads in any sort of jail. I know it’s unpossible, but that’s reality too.

That taxes end at the barrel of a gun or a jail cell IS important, even if those taxes are all going to wonderful things, and the system is working like a greased … working thing that works better with grease on it *hic!*

But they END at the barrel of the gun. And there’s lots of other things they’re doing to us that weigh a lot heavier and more immediately on the lives of many than that.

Ami Angelwings
12 years ago

Holy shit, you’re pathetic. You’ve just been waiting for any excuse to try to insult Ami without actually talking to her, haven’t you, you coward? I bet you were absolutely giddy when you got the chance.

But it’s more fun that way XD

And his self imposed restrictions gives me a nice barrier too xD of his own design! 😀

Ami Angelwings
12 years ago

I think part of it also is that if NWO addresses me, he can’t use third person pronouns… all he can say is “you” and therefore he knows it’s gonna be obvious he genders me female in his mind by the way he talks to me. xD He needs somewhere where he can make his bold statement of I SWEAR I THINK AMI IS A DUDE!! NO I DO! xD

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

Total time it takes me a week to cook and clean and do the laundry. 10 hours. If there were 2 people it might take 12. I mean the only extra would be an extra or two of laundry and a few more dishes.

Total time children need supervision: 24 hours a day.

Okay, they’ll sleep for maybe 9 or 10, but they do get up in the middle of night and need things, too, so you need to be at least “on call” 24 hours a day.

Anyway, you’re big on yelling “I WON’T PAY 60K!” but surprisingly small on making the case for “free.” Why should I bother, again?

Ami Angelwings
12 years ago

Children sleep for 9-10 hours a day!?

THOSE LAZY BITCHES!

klopbop
klopbop
12 years ago

What’s always bothered me about the “cost of child-raising” argument is that it measures it only in monetary value. Okay, so a child costs X amount of money to raise, on average. But isn’t there also value in things like, free time to pursue hobbies, happiness and leisure, or a sense of stability? These things are essential to people, too, not just the bare minimums, for both adults and children.

Like Anti-Moron’s-Rights, I was raised in a super-privileged home. My parents placed education at a premium and I had constant encouragement to develop whatever skills and hobbies I had an interest in. My dad’s enjoyment at my sister and I learning HTML has secured me jobs that I wouldn’t have had otherwise. There really isn’t a monetary value on that, is there?

I’m very strongly childfree. I do not want kids around me, I don’t like them, and I don’t want any. But I’m also very strongly pro-child in practice. I will pay more taxes for good schools, good nutritional programs, extra childcare for families, the opportunities for kids to learn and have good experiences. Even on just a selfish level, a well-rounded, well-fed society benfits ME. Not only is it good for them, but I see benefits. I have healthier people around me, lower insurance premiums, and I can count on people being well-educated. A pretty sweet deal, indeed.

Ami Angelwings
12 years ago

Curious to see how NWO responds to Zhinxy.

OH WAIT TOTAL IGNORE xD

NWO prolly just assumed Zhinxy is lying and her abusive husband has good reasons for abusing her.

Men = good

Women = badz

Ami Angelwings
12 years ago

Meller made an exception for Zhinxy’s abuse in his unifying theory of she totally asked for it

Somehow I doubt NWO will though. He’s very consistent and thorough in his abuse-excusing xD

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

I think part of it also is that if NWO addresses me, he can’t use third person pronouns… all he can say is “you” and therefore he knows it’s gonna be obvious he genders me female in his mind by the way he talks to me. xD He needs somewhere where he can make his bold statement of I SWEAR I THINK AMI IS A DUDE!! NO I DO! xD

I think a lot of it is that NWO treasures the idea that he has a way to really get to someone, and holds dear the illusion that he’s totally getting under your skin and destroying your ego.

Any time someone says something that might make them vulnerable when he’s around (I noticed this when I talked about being sexually assaulted and again when I talked about having survival sex, and in this thread he brought up my mom being abusive–the man remembers, which is pretty surprising considering), he tries his damndest to twist the knife in them.

…Like Jesus would have wanted.

nwoslave
12 years ago

@Quackers

I mean lets be real here, Quackers. If you live by yourself you have to cook, clean, laundry, shop and all that other stuff.

If I’m shopping and I pick up 2 pounds of gound chuck instead of 1 there really wasn’t any extra effort. A gallon of milk instead of a half gallon.

I clean the bathroom, well nothing really changed there. Right?

I cooked 4 pieces of chicken instead of 2. twice the amount of green beans. An extra potato or two. What’s changed? An extra utensile or two? Another plate?

I do 4 loads of laundry instead of 2. I don’t “watch” the washer or dryer. 20 minutes to fold instead of ten.

You see all those things get done reguarless of being 2 people or 1. So the “extra” is really all that “extra” after all. 20% more time than just doing what you have to do for yourself.

Amused
Amused
12 years ago

Since I’m such an egalitarian. I’ll cook and clean for any woman here. I’ll even give sex on demand and be happy about it. I’ll always be cheerful. All it’ll take is 60K a year. Hell, I’ll even memorize feminist doctrine and sing in verse for ya. Any takers?

Shaenon has already given you a very attractive counteroffer. I, in turn, and going to give you mine, borrowed from Judy Brady’s “I want a wife”:

Why do I want a wife?

I would like to go back to school so that I can become economically independent, support myself, and if need be, support those dependent upon me. I want a wife who will work and send me to school. And while I am going to school I want a wife to take care of my children. I want a wife a wife to keep track of the children’s doctor and dentist appointments. And to keep track of mine, too. I want a wife to make sure my children eat properly and are kept clean. I want a wife who will wash the children’s clothes and keep them mended. I want a wife who is a good nurturing attendant to my children, who arranges for their schooling, makes sure that they have an adequate social life with their peers, takes them to the park, the zoo, etc. I want a wife who takes care of the children when they are sick, a wife who arranges to be around when the children need special care, because, of course, I cannot miss classes at school. My wife must arrange to lose time at work and not lose the job. It may mean a small cut in my wife’s income from time to time, but I guess I can tolerate that. Needless to say, my wife will arrange and pay for the care of the children while my wife is working.

I want a wife who will take care of my physical needs. I want a wife who will keep my house clean. A wife who will pick up after my children, a wife who will pick up after me. I want a wife who will keep my clothes clean, ironed, mended, replaced when need be, and who will see to it that my personal things are kept in their proper place so that I can find what I need the minute I need it. I want a wife who cooks the meals, a wife who is a good cook. I want a wife who will plan the menus, do the necessary grocery shopping, prepare the meals,serve them pleasantly, and then do the cleaning up while I do my studying. I want a wife who will care for me when I am sick and sympathize with my pain and loss of time from school. I want a wife to go along when our family takes a vacation so that someone can continue care for me and my when I need a rest and change of scene. I want a wife who will not bother me with rambling complaints about a wife’s duties. But I want a wife who will listen to me when I feel the need to explain a rather difficult point I have come across in my course of studies. And I want a wife who will type my papers for me when I have written them.

I want a wife who will take care of the details of my social life. When my wife and I are invited out by my friends, I want a wife who take care of the baby-sitting arrangements. When I meet people at school that I like and want to entertain, I want a wife who will have the house clean, will prepare a special meal, serve it to me and my friends, and not interrupt when I talk about things that interest me and my friends. I want a wife who will have arranged that the children are fed and ready for bed before my guests arrive so that the children do not bother us. I want a wife who takes care of the needs of my quests so that they feel comfortable, who makes sure that they have an ashtray, that they are passed the hors d’oeuvres, that they are offered a second helping of the food, that their wine glasses are replenished when necessary, that their coffee is served to them as they like it. And I want a wife who knows that sometimes I need a night out by myself.

I want a wife who is sensitive to my sexual needs, a wife who makes love passionately and eagerly when I feel like it, a wife who makes sure that I am satisfied. And, of course, I want a wife who will not demand sexual attention when I am not in the mood for it. I want a wife who assumes the complete responsibility for birth control, because I do not want more children. I want a wife who will remain sexually faithful to me so that I do not have to clutter up my intellectual life with jealousies. And I want a wife who understands that my sexual needs may entail more than strict adherence to monogamy. I must, after all, be able to relate to people as fully as possible.

If, by chance, I find another person more suitable as a wife than the wife I already have, I want the liberty to replace my present wife with another one. Naturally, I will expect a fresh, new life; my wife will take the children and be solely responsible for them so that I am left free.

So, NWO — would you like to be my wife?

When I am through with school and have a job, I want my wife to quit working and remain at home so that my wife can more fully and completely take care of a wife’s duties.

Quackers
Quackers
12 years ago

@NWO

If I’m cleaning up after myself, I’m not getting paid. But you’re forgetting the key factor in all this…I work for money. At home doing freelance for now. It’s not a lot, but I’m paid for my services. The traditional housewife is NOT. Why do you as a man, think you are entitled to another adult women cleaning up after you and your kids for no money. Or one who has to demean herself like a child and beg for an allowance from you.

Money=freedom. If you are able bodied and don’t have severe mental disabilities you have the right to work for money to support yourself and to live your life how you see it.

Fuck, even my grandmother who has a traditional marriage still worked for some extra money from her home.

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

Holly, Jesus would totes be down with NWO’s behavior!

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

“Women = badz”

I initially read that as “women = batz”. Which would make more sense than anything that NWO is rambling about.

Lauralot
Lauralot
12 years ago

And lo, Jesus said “Bitches ain’t shit but hos and tricks.”

Dracula
Dracula
12 years ago

Hey NWO: RAISING CHILDREN. NOT JUST HOUSEWORK. FACTOR IT IN INSTEAD OF CHANGING THE SUBJECT.

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

Carefull, Hellkell! If we tell him Christianity is a religion of forgiveness and love he’ll tell us that all Jews put baby’s blood in wells to cause the plague.

Because that’s, you know, a zero-sum game.

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

Lauralot, I think he may have also said “I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain’t one.”

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

You mean you DON’T, Holly?!?

Lauralot
Lauralot
12 years ago

@hellkell: Don’t forget “Let he who is without sin BEAT HER IN THE STREET.”

Ami Angelwings
12 years ago

@Holly except he’s picking the wrong thing xD

If I was so sensitive to transphobia by trolls does NWO rly think I’d have said I was trans? xD

He’s angry he didn’t figure it out on his own b/c he SHOULD have given his whole “MEN AND WOMEN ARE COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY GENETICALLY DIFFERENT” thing xD

There ARE things NWO could twist the knife in me for… but he’s picking the wrong one xD

Like attacking Ozy for being a “slut” (oh noes!)

nwoslave
12 years ago

@Quackers

Did you read my previous post at 7:48?

Like I said you have to do all those things for yourself now. For the most part the “extra” time is negligible or non-existant.

Is there a difference between mopping the floor for one or two? Vacuming for one or two? Dusting for one or two. They’re all are done reguardless of one or two people.

Ami Angelwings
12 years ago

His need to stab at me though I love, cuz whenever he does it it shows he’s fraying at the edges like mad cuz I’m around xD

He gets REALLY personal nasty when he’s rly upset and off his game. xD

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