Over on the always repugnant In Mala Fide, a guest blogger by the name of What is To Be Done recently offered his comrades in the “anti-establishment / man/ biorealist / HBD/ reactionary / racist / patriarch / tradcon / whatever blogosphere” what he evidently sees as a revolutionary suggestion: instead of trying to fight the evil feminists with “well-reasoned arguments,” why not simply set up fake feminist blogs, and post shit on them to make feminists looks bad?
WITBD explained:
On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a saboteur. We are naturally smarter than the feminists (in fact, objectively better in every conceivable way), and in addition, we are well-trained in deception by our studies of game. In other words, it’ll be a piece of cake for us to mimic their arguments and appear to them as really smart girls who really know their shit.
Really? Because no one I’ve ever run across in the manosphere has managed to pull off a particularly convincing impersonation of a really smart anything. And in order to effectively parody something, you have to actually understand it first. Given some of the truly odd things MRAs and manospherians believe about feminism and feminists – see my post on Operation Alimony yesterday for one recent example — I’m somehow thinking that the only people dumb enough to be fooled by these “false-flag-feminist” blogs will be other, yep, MRAs and manosphereians.
Nonetheless, WITBD claimed that’s he’s already started putting his little plan into action:
I have already begun false flag blogging myself. At this stage, giving the link would ruin the whole thing. But it’s out there. And “false flag blogging” returned only 87 results, of which only a few actually seemed to discuss what I’m talking about, so for the time being it seems nobody is watching out for it. Not that they’d be able to tell anyway.
His fantasies got more and more extravagant:
Think long term. The endgame is to build a big enough presence that coming out as a fake feminist generates buzz in and of itself. Imagine if it came out that the founder of Feministing was actually a men’s rights activist.
And that he could fly, and shoot lasers from his eyes! Imagination is fun!
(Note: The founder of Feministing is not actually an MRA, or a man. Nor can she fly or shoot lasers from her eyes.)
WITBD continued fantasizing:
Eventually, our false flag bloggers will coordinate with our legitimate bloggers and have “debates” where both sides are controlled by us.
And where the only people paying attention are you guys.
If you feel you are getting really good at this, attack some prominent feminists for not being feminist enough. I don’t even know what that would mean, but, hey, this is feminism. Nonsense is our bread and butter.
Wheels within wheels!
Some on In Mala Fide thought this was a dandy idea. Frost wrote:
Fuck yeah. Awesome post. …
[W]e need to get bold and creative with how we fight the war for the best minds in the western world. False flag blogging is a wide-open front. Especially if you’re new to writing and aren’t yet confident in your voice – and unless you have written many thousands of words already, the truth is your writing is probably going to suck – a false-flag blog would be a great way to hone your skills while only having to actually write at the level of typical mid-twenties gender studies grad student.
Here’s a post of mine that sadly didn’t get a lot of attention, but it’s one of my own personal favourites:
http://www.freedomtwentyfive.com/2011/08/an-open-letter-to-the-manginas-of-the-internet/
I submitted it to The Good Men project, Manboobz, and a few other Mangina sites as a guest post, but sadly no one bit. These people are just so easy to parody, it’s ridiculous.
Regular Man Boobz readers may have a rather different assessment of how effective his parody was.
Others on In Mala Fide were a bit more skeptical of the “false-flag” idea. As out-and-proud racist thwak put it:
It sounds like a good idea, but it won’t work. Its been tried by white people on counter racism forums and they always got busted. We used to call it the “nigger impersonation syndrome”.
A white person would sign up with a name like “Jamal” and speak ebonics… but they always got busted cause at some point they hafta come out of “nigger cloak” to practice racism; i.e, say and/or do something a black person would not say/do.
Sure, they have the option of coming on the discussion board and pretending to be a full time nigger, but how does that advance the racist agenda? …
The “black White Supremacist” stuck out like a nun in a whore house everytime.
And got busted everytime.
Gosh, it’s almost as if black people are actual human beings and not just racist caricatures. And that real black people can somehow magically spot the difference between other real black people and racist assholes posting in “ebonics.”
Huh. Could the same happen with feminists?
In a followup post, WITBD dismissed the critics as uncreative cowards. And it turns out that fake blogs are only the starting point in his grand plan.
The fact is we are not the alt-right. We are the new left. We are the oppressed proles … They are the establishment. We lost “our” country. They control it all now. We have blogs. And a handful of churches and seasteading. Sucks.
Now it’s time to move on. We have to take these pieces of shit down and that means we must use leftist tactics. This kind of blogging operation is the beginning of a long march to infiltrate and undermine their institutions.
Sounds like someone has been reading Mao’s Little Red Book!
Playing around? Real men fight to win, period. We fight feminism specifically because it’s the weak point of liberalism. Read your Sun Tzu. Attacking the entire rainbow coalition at once is madness. You always attack the enemy where he is weakest.
And the weakest links are the ladies, naturally.
[N]ot all women actually benefit from feminism. They may think they win at first, but we know full well that feminist sex and the city-type women lose big time: no kids, no committed alpha, no nothing. Most women don’t benefit, and many women are recognizing this.
Right now among women, feminism is high status and actually being feminine is low status. But all women instinctively want to actually be feminine, and they have better life results when they do. We all know about how to manipulate women’s idea of status. This should be easy to work out.
If we take out or marginally disrupt feminism, and pull lots of white women out of the coalition, it crumbles in short order.
Oh no! Not the white women! Don’t take the white women!
High-IQ thundercunts are major war engines of the regime, and especially the childless ones. They actually run the agencies, corporations, HR departments, universities, etc. Without them, the enemy has a harder time operating. As well, white women are blatantly used as bait to recruit minority men into liberal groups.
Anti-feminism is something that we know well … and it is something that the other elements of the liberal coalition actually somewhat agree with us on because its not like the blacks, Mexicans, Arabs etc. are keen on empowering their women. All men of all races have common ground in dealing with the unique female brand of bullshit and thus are potential sympathizers on this issue.
So this is his grand plan: for racist white dudes like him (and much of In Mala Fide’s readership) to build a sort of antifeminist rainbow coalition with “blacks, Mexicans, Arabs, etc” … in order to take down feminism … in order to weaken liberalism … in order to screw over the “blacks, Mexicans, Arabs, etc.”
Yeah, that’s totally gonna work.
Modern Feminism is a joke. Its was something necessary when women used to be oppressed, but its 2012. What else do you want? I’m not saying that what that douchebag is doing is right, but why the fuck is both sides instigating so much? Feminism has turned into feminazism perpetuated by insecure women, and as for the anti-feministic men? They’re insecure that women will overpower them. Point in being, its retarded. Instead of seeing each other as mann or frau, why the fuck not see it is HUMAN BEING. simple as that. You people sicken me and this shouldn’t even be debated. Where the fuck is the social progression of mankind? I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
I kind of actually see what NWO is saying, but then again, isn’t Egypt ultra patriarchal or whatever? I have always disagreed that this has no benefits for women- it pedestalizes them. In more equitable countries, like the US, that would probably not be seen as so horrible. Which is nice.
These things, they’re called false dichotomies.
Not that she was beaten, I mean. But that it wouldn’t be seen as a violation of basic human decency while men around her receive equal punishment.
@Cassandra: After reading your post about white supremacist friends, I now have They Might Be Giants stuck in my head.
‘Tis true! 😛 On the other hand though………….now that he spilled the beans about his plans he’s setting himself up for an Epic Flop. We really could use some intelligent feminist satire sites for the lolz, though.
Hey Nameless, any particular reason you made the same post in two separate threads?
Sorry! I meant to post ITT but I accidently posted in the wrong one(first).
There are three rules to capturing an alpha male’s heart:
–Be young.
–Be thin.
–Be hot.
Blame the imperatives of human evolution. Men are driven to find the healthiest and most fertile mates– no whales, warpigs, or cougars need apply. Betas must settle for uggos with sagging breasts and manjaws, but an alpha male samples only the pinnacle of beauty. So the first step is to put on some makeup and put down the Doritos: that’ll already push you above the average entitled American woman drunk on her wymyn’s studies degree, a makework PR job, and her sex-and-the-city hen circle clucking about empowerment. If you’re still mediocre, curse your uggo parents for making you; the discerning eye of the alpha male, honed by milennia of evolution, sees past artifice to the true core of beauty. Makeup might get you the pump-and-dump, but only good genes gets you the sublimity of a relationship with an alpha male.
Young, thin, and hot comprises 95% of girl game; the last 5% accounts for a narrow but invaluable edge in the sexual market, the difference between a quality woman and a used-up slut taking her self-esteem from the alphas who’ll dump a fuck in her but never see her in the daylight.
Keep your number at three or below, the number you wish your mother was at. Don’t think you can get away with a fling: the hardened eyes of the inveterate slut tell all. Once you’re dating your alpha male, always be willing to service his male needs: take it joyfully up the ass, give blowjobs while he watches TV, try public sex and dirty talk and the varied positions of a porn star. Be a cock-gobbling little slut, but be his cock-gobbling little slut. A little faux-reluctance will let him think that he’s awakening a sexual animal in you no one has ever awakened before– catnip for the skilled seducer.
Cultivate your feminine energy. Embrace the polarity between you: be the yin to his yang, the Light Side to his Dark. American women are so rarely truly feminine– career-grubbing slutty manjawed lawyercunts who’ll pin you to the bed with their enlarged clitorises. Embracing and appreciating your femininity and admiring his masculinity is key.
Nurturing is one of the most important traits for a woman. Your happiness should be entirely dependent on your man’s. Learn to cook, clean, and take care of a home. Don’t bitch. Don’t nag. Smile and be cheerful, even when you feel awful. Let him rest at the end of a hard day’s work. Your feminine nature will make you want to talk about your feelings, but reserve it to only once every six months.
Everything else– your career, your orbiters on Facebook, how many drinks you can throw back, your taste in music, your PhD, your insightful political opinions, your shoes, how well you “work what you got,” the opinions of your gay best friend and your coffee klatch– means nothing in the stark world of the sexual market. Men will pretend to care about it to get a chance at the wonderland between your legs.
Only a young, thin, hot woman with these traits will get an alpha male to commit for the long term. Overlook his cheating. You can’t expect a desirable man not to pump-and-dump twenty-year-old sluts as you hit the Wil E. Coyote point and reach sexual irrelevance. But a good woman can earn his loyality and love.
POLL: who here supports NDAA?
Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Who here did more than NWO against the NDAA?
I… see. That’s an awful lot of hands there.
@Ozy, that was… ugh. Very, very good, and very, very depressing.
Ozy! Can you do “how to convince women of your newfound alpha status” next?
Ozy, I hope you never go to the dark side, because frankly, you’re better at it than most of the “real” Roissyites are.
…you should start your own PUA site and use the lingo to advocate how treating women like humans is a DHV and bypasses the Bitch Shield, but that seems like a hypocritical suggestion to make right now.
(It’s not the same, because it’s about making them better, not about making them look bad–in fact it would be extremely good image for them–but at the same time yeah it would be kinda dishonest.)
Am I shallow when I say my strongest response to this post was:
OMG WHAT A CUTE DOGGIE IN A CAT HAT WITH CUTE STUFFED TOYS oogie woogies, woojie woojie, CUDDLES!
Um. OK, what were we talking about again?
Tell us more about how dreamy it is to work as an unpaid servant for a dude all day, every day. Why, if you’re lucky, you even get to drive.
It’s a violation of basic human decency in a way that curbstomping a man isn’t because in addition to the curostomping they’re stripping her, which is a taboo in their culture, which means they’re subjecting her to special abasement. They’re not receiving equal punishment: there are no naked dude protesters in the streets.
*wanders away muttering “thunderthighs of the underclass” to self in low monotone*
Wait, is that HELLO KITTTY STUFF? Ok, I am woefully out of touch with some elements of popular and mass culture (like, um Katy Perry and Russell Brand and Hello Kitty).
Ozy, you’re an evil genius.
Ozy, do MRA!you and AmiRA hang out?
Well, I fucked that up.
Can we get a random Schwyzer rant?
So, do we think MRAL is trolling on purpose again or just sulking because he got told off in the other thread?
Ozy – POLL: who here supports NDAA?
Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Who here did more than NWO against the NDAA?
I… see. That’s an awful lot of hands there.
….
At least Meller acted embarrassed when I pointed out he was here on Manboobz talking about feminists stealing his magic hovercars instead of fighting NDAA. NWO, I doubt we can get that much out of him. He ALWAYS manages to be fightin’ big daddy while he’s here!
Also, WHY AM I PRETENDING NOT TO WANT MORE GOVERNMENT. WHAT IS YOUR PROOF I AM PRETENDING?
ozyMRAndias, please don’t take a job as writing consultant or editor of an MRA blog… your parodies are too good. (Thunderthighs of the underclass could be the new hot buttered manatees.)
Evidently NWO is fluent in Egyptian and can make out the individual words in that video.
I have a hard time believing NWO went 7 years without drinking.