Uh oh! I just discovered this, currently the top story over on the Men’s Rights subreddit:
Yes, my sisters (and honorary mangina man-sisters), Russell Brand has dealt a severe blow to Operation Alimony, which (as you well know, at least if you’ve been attending the meetings) is our dastardly Feminazi plot to destroy the patriarchy by getting pretty ladies to marry and divorce rich dudes and take all their money.
You may remember our wild revelry when we heard that comrade-ess Heather Mills had walked off (no jokes please) with £24.3 million of Paul McCartney’s man money. And the joyful tears we shed when we heard that Mel Gibson’s ex-wife had (reportedly) scored a cool $425 million in her divorce settlement.
But today, we shed only the bitterest of tears. We have not only been thwarted, but we’ve also been exposed! Damn those Men’s Rights Redditors and their evil allies at the Daily Mail!
The comments in the r/mensrights thread show that they understand our evil plans all too well. How can we respond to Aetheralloy’s withering critique?
Feminists see the absurdity of their own pushed polices?
LOL no. No they won’t. I’d sooner expect scientologists to ask their psychiatrist if they are in a cult.
But ladies! Do not despair! Russell Brand may have set back our efforts, but he, and his Reddit allies, shall not defeat us!
Ladies, you know what to do. Get yourself all prettied up, hit the town, and snag yourself some rich dudes! Let’s see how many of these guys we can have married off by the end of the year.
Marrying (and divorcing) rich dudes: it’s the feminist way!
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So…you expect us to accept that you have decided to post here in good faith, but it’s fine to call us liars?
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Behold, my breasts. And if you want to argue that they’re too small to be 30DDD, the 30 means that my rib cage is only 30 inches around. What would be smaller breasts on a women with a wider frame are bigger on me.
Naaaah, I’m only a 34B. I actually have a mild complex about my breast size. When I was younger a lot of guys would go on and on about how awesome big tits were, and how hot they made girls, and it always made me feel like on some level they were saying -I- was not hot or sexy because I’m a little bit flat chested.
I eventually learned that what people find attractive is not universal, and that what people say about another person’s looks has nothing to do with whether I’m attractive or not.
I feel like there are some lessons you could learn from this, MRAL.
How exactly does won’t fuck = sneer?
You really need to get back into therapy, MRAL.
Actually that would be the one and only thing I’d like to talk to Katy Perry about – where she gets some of her dresses, because it’s hard to fit a small frame with proportionally big boobs.
Ditto. This topic actually came up in the New Year’s Eve chat party – I was grumbling about how I hate shopping for shirts/dresses, because the rest of my torso wears a size small but my boobs demand at least a large, which means I’m pretty much stuck wearing baggy clothes all the time if I don’t want to look totally ridiculous.
(Sadly, I’m sure Ms. Perry’s answer would involve spending a lot more money than I actually have, so asking her probably wouldn’t help, more’s the pity.)
I don’t have big tits MRAL. I guess that’s why men don’t look at me. I guess I’ll post hate filled rants on the internet about what elitist assholes they are now *eyeroll*
“Yeah, but all the criticisms of Katy Perry are coming from women. I have nothing bad to say about Katy Perry’s appearance, in fact I have many good things to say about that.”
No really, she’s hot. She is. But she can’t fucking sing. I’ve seen her perform Fireworks live and my jesus, it was as cringey as an X Factor reject XP Fireworks is a terrible song also. Sounds like a 12 year old wrote it.
“Ah, and the guy who plays Rory… Arthur Darvill?”
I’ve never understood the running gag in Who about how Rory isn’t actually pretty. #teamrory4evar
For the record, I hate having large breasts. It makes finding bras much more difficult and expensive, and finding shirts that fit well in both the chest and the stomach is hardly a cake walk either. I’d love to have a reduction.
But Lauralot, if you actually are an attractive young woman with big boobs and you don’t agree with MRAL that is totally unacceptable. Therefore your boobs must actually be small, in order to protect his feelings.
You just sneeringly referred to them as “men with issues” and you wish you could “repel them”! Christ!
Of course everyone suddenly has big tits…. lol….
Compared to the other responders, I don’t
Now will you stick the flounce?
Oh god, Cassandra, you’re right! I’m actually a 30A. ALL MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE.
“I imagine your sneer as a man below your consideration brushes by and touches your robes.”
Bwahahahah! Who the hell talks like that dude? Or even acts like that lol.
@ Polliwog – Bandage dresses. They’re my current solution to the “how do I get this to fit both my boobs and my waist” issue.
@MRAL – I meant you, honey, not any guy who doesn’t happen to be my type.
Our host isn’t my type, I don’t think, and I like him just fine.
Well, thanks for insulting me. This is the Manboobz Way apparently. I don’t have issues, my IQ is 145.
@ Lauralot – It’s the world’s cheapest breast reduction operation! Just talk to angry young men on the internet.
I dunno why he’s so pissed at me, though. I’m 38, dude – my sexual preferences have exactly 0 impact on you, given that you’re young enough to be my son.
” my IQ is 145.”
And your social IQ is probably around 40.
No one was sneering MRAL, except in your tiny mind. Take a break.
Mental issues does not mean “mental retardation,” MRAL.
Look, I have nothing against you when you aren’t making insulting remarks about women. I think it’s great that you’re trying to post here without trolling now. That makes me happy for you. Seriously.
But your responses in this thread are clearly made in irrational anger, and they’re not productive. Posting this way is only going to make people think that you were lying about posting here honestly. You really need to take a break from this thread until you calm down, and I’m not saying that because you’re a man or whatever. I’m saying check yourself before you wreck yourself, dude.
After this conversation I’m now picturing MRAL’s attempts to interact with a girl he likes.
“You’re really pretty – your tits are huge! Wait, why are you giving me that disgusted look? Elitist bitch.”
For people insecure about small breasts, there are a lot of beautiful women with small breasts. Breasts are only one aspect of attractiveness, and sure bigger ones are usually better (to a point), but that’s just one element. Look at Olivia Wilde, probably tied with Perry for hottest woman in the world.
MRAL: There you go again, assuming that your hotness standards are universal.
Of course everyone suddenly has big tits…. lol….
Man, I wish I only “suddenly” had big breasts. That would have saved me a lot of back pain and a lot of money on bras (which I have to custom-order from specialty stores, since no mainstream store carries anything even close to my size, and even then I can’t get bras that are actually attractive or anything, let alone bras that don’t cost an arm and a leg) over the years.
Actually, ideally, I wish I could magically go down three or four cup sizes. It’s nice that you like big breasts, but some people don’t, and I hate mine with a passion.
MRAL, not the high IQ shit again. You do realize that makes you look dumb, right?
@ Polliwog – Are you aware of Bravissimo? They don’t even carry anything under a D cup. They even make supportive sleepwear and bra-sized tank tops!