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Russell Brand deals the Feminist Conspiracy a serious setback. But Operation Alimony will prevail!

Uh oh! I just discovered this, currently the top story over on the Men’s Rights subreddit:

Yes, my sisters (and honorary mangina man-sisters), Russell Brand has dealt a severe blow to Operation Alimony, which (as you well know, at least if you’ve been attending the meetings) is our dastardly Feminazi plot to destroy the patriarchy by getting pretty ladies to marry and divorce rich dudes and take all their money.

You may remember our wild revelry when we heard that comrade-ess Heather Mills had walked off (no jokes please) with £24.3 million of Paul McCartney’s man money. And the joyful tears we shed when we heard that Mel Gibson’s ex-wife had (reportedly) scored a cool $425 million in her divorce settlement.

Russell Brand has just spotted a large pile of Katy Perry's money

But today, we shed only the bitterest of tears. We have not only been thwarted, but we’ve also been exposed! Damn those Men’s Rights Redditors and their evil allies at the Daily Mail!

The comments in the r/mensrights thread show that they understand our evil plans all too well. How can we respond to Aetheralloy’s withering critique?

Feminists see the absurdity of their own pushed polices?

LOL no. No they won’t. I’d sooner expect scientologists to ask their psychiatrist if they are in a cult.

But ladies! Do not despair! Russell Brand may have set back our efforts, but he, and his Reddit allies, shall not defeat us!

Ladies, you know what to do. Get yourself all prettied up, hit the town, and snag yourself some rich dudes! Let’s see how many of these guys we can have married off by the end of the year.

Marrying (and divorcing) rich dudes: it’s the feminist way!

 

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Snowy
Snowy
12 years ago

Sorry if I misunderstood.

Well I thought you might have but now I have no idea.

ozymandias42
12 years ago

Quackers: Ah, the Selfish Jerk thing! 🙂 The best part is when you decide you’re not really THAT crazy, and you’re taking up all this support and attention with your stupid “suicidal ideation” when there are people with real problems out there!

…I am still unclear what my brain thinks qualifies as a real mental illness. Presumably any mental illness belonging to someone who isn’t me.

Snowy
Snowy
12 years ago

All this talk about the offspring has got this song stuck in my head so! Now it will be stuck in yours too!

(sorry!)

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

Oh, back in the day there were so many people who I used to sing that at under my breath…

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

Actually if we’re talking earworms…

Shadow
Shadow
12 years ago

my favorite is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhYgeGT_vcU

though both Smash and Americana are always within listening distance

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

(Act 5 – 90s music.)

Shadow
Shadow
12 years ago
Snowy
Snowy
12 years ago

AAhhhhhhh noes! Well at least it displaced the other one.

Shadow
Shadow
12 years ago

🙁 Jesus wept

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

I just noticed that Papa Roach was a linked video on the last one I posed. BRB after I scrub out my brain with a scouring pad.

BTW since Quackers said she loves Nana – Japanese answer to Offspring (from the Love for Nana album).

I wish someone had posted the song about a shoot-up in the family-style restaurant, that one is funnier.

jumbofish
12 years ago

I quoted what I was replying to.

Sorry if I misunderstood. It looked like wanton douchebaggery.

why yes you quoted me…….

It still looks like wanton douchebaggery. Um, alphalady was imply we didn’t like her just because she was married. I can pretty much assume she was saying we were jealous that she was married. She made such a big deal that dracula wasn’t married and that other people would never have successful relationships. I don’t know how else to interpret her “you just don’t like me because I am married”. If you have any other ideas of what she was referring to I’d like to hear it. O.o

jumbofish
12 years ago

Wait I think I understand now you thought my posted looked like wanton douchebaggery. oops

(its late sorry XD)

Leni
Leni
12 years ago

Well I thought you might have but now I have no idea.

Me either, apparently, so join the, um, awesome club!

My bad. I’m just gonna go back to Skyrim where I can kill things without worrying about whether I should have or not XD

Snowy
Snowy
12 years ago

You are still partying Leni!! I knew it! New years was like, days ago already!!! :p

Leni
Leni
12 years ago

It is late, jumbo, and sorry for the mistake. Again, my bad. Carry on 🙂

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

Well, one good thing came out of this whole thread – we now know how to make MRAL vanish in a puff of smoke. Talk about bras in a non “boobs – fuck yeah!” way.

Bee
Bee
12 years ago

Just got caught up with the last several hour-pages of posting. Man, first I missed Roger T. Cramwell and now this. What with the tragic news of Katy Perry and Russell Brand’s marriage ending, all this is enough to send a gal off to search for SMAP videos. BRB

Quackers
Quackers
12 years ago

@Ozy

Depression sucks eh? :/ *hugs to teh Ozy*

@Snowy

That was the first Offspring song I ever heard!

@Cassandra

Fuck yea Nana!!! I’ve actually not heard any of their music, I just read the manga. I’m liking this though 🙂 have you read her other manga Paradise Kiss? I love that one too!

Quackers
Quackers
12 years ago

aaaaand now listening to Pretty Fly for a White Guy reminds me why I don’t feel comfortable faking confidence. There’s always that fear you’re gonna go overboard and look like a jackass xD

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

Have you seen the Nana live-action movie? If you do tell me what you think. I think they did a great job, though it was really weird to see the one dude whose dad was in Black Rain, since he’s the spitting image of his father but twice the size- it was odd to see him done up as a punk dude.

(I actually interviewed the two guys who wrote the music once when they were touring with another band- I don’t like their band much but they’re lovely guys.)

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

BTW David – who is alphalady a sock of? Enquiring minds and all.