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Russell Brand deals the Feminist Conspiracy a serious setback. But Operation Alimony will prevail!

Uh oh! I just discovered this, currently the top story over on the Men’s Rights subreddit:

Yes, my sisters (and honorary mangina man-sisters), Russell Brand has dealt a severe blow to Operation Alimony, which (as you well know, at least if you’ve been attending the meetings) is our dastardly Feminazi plot to destroy the patriarchy by getting pretty ladies to marry and divorce rich dudes and take all their money.

You may remember our wild revelry when we heard that comrade-ess Heather Mills had walked off (no jokes please) with £24.3 million of Paul McCartney’s man money. And the joyful tears we shed when we heard that Mel Gibson’s ex-wife had (reportedly) scored a cool $425 million in her divorce settlement.

Russell Brand has just spotted a large pile of Katy Perry's money

But today, we shed only the bitterest of tears. We have not only been thwarted, but we’ve also been exposed! Damn those Men’s Rights Redditors and their evil allies at the Daily Mail!

The comments in the r/mensrights thread show that they understand our evil plans all too well. How can we respond to Aetheralloy’s withering critique?

Feminists see the absurdity of their own pushed polices?

LOL no. No they won’t. I’d sooner expect scientologists to ask their psychiatrist if they are in a cult.

But ladies! Do not despair! Russell Brand may have set back our efforts, but he, and his Reddit allies, shall not defeat us!

Ladies, you know what to do. Get yourself all prettied up, hit the town, and snag yourself some rich dudes! Let’s see how many of these guys we can have married off by the end of the year.

Marrying (and divorcing) rich dudes: it’s the feminist way!

 

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Lauralot
Lauralot
12 years ago

It’s good to know that being picked up by the throat and slammed into a door by my father at age four was my fault for putting up with it! And that my mom walked around on crutches for weeks because she put up with her husband slamming her into walls! Thanks for that, Alphalady.

zhinxy
12 years ago

No no, jumbofish, it’s just that there’s a lot of gloomy gusses out there who have a victim mentality and want people to validate their poor self-image! Really! It’s true! So they get all angry at somebody who won’t do that, and just mentions that you can be positive instead! Because that’s totally what just happened!

ozymandias42
12 years ago

You know you just get from the universe what you’ve sent out! All those starving orphans with AIDS just need to think more positively!

zhinxy
12 years ago

Lauralot, Yup, just as even though I guess I finally had enough and stopped putting up with the abuse (WHAT TOOK ME SO LONG LOL IT WAS SO SIMPLE), my depression and pstd is just negative thinky vibes. If I was positive enough they’d go away!

Lauralot
Lauralot
12 years ago

It’s my fault my babysitter repeatedly hit me when I was two! I should have just walked right on out of her house and back home!

The things you learn.

katz
12 years ago

Aaaand alphalady’s link is just “people don’t like it when you’re right.” Troll!

Lauralot
Lauralot
12 years ago

A very bad troll, to boot.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

Between MRAL thinking that I’m arrogant because I have some hot exes and I don’t want to fuck Russell Brand, and wolfie lady thinking that I must have low self esteem because I don’t like victim-blaming woo, today has been rather a confusing day.

If this provokes an identity crisis I’m sending you guys the therapy bill. Just so you know.

kladle
kladle
12 years ago

Hey Alphalady, have you thought that maybe that if you aren’t getting the reception here that you want, it’s because you aren’t being positive enough? Maybe you should work harder to take the bull by the horns and overcome our negativity. Or maybe the universe just doesn’t want us to listen to your ideas!!!

katz
12 years ago

So does the positive thinking also work retroactively? If you live in an impoverished country and your mother dies at birth and your father died earlier and you are born with permanent health problems due to malnourishment, can you undo that with thinking, or were your parents supposed to positive-think your life into being good before you were born?

katz
12 years ago

kladle wins.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

If I think positive now will it bring my mother back to life?

(OK, now I’m getting a bit feisty.)

Lauralot
Lauralot
12 years ago

But the Pokemon movie taught me that crying a lot raises the dead!

Alphalady
Alphalady
12 years ago

It is so unbelievably sad that someone would receive such hostile reactions for encouraging people to have positive self-esteem. What was I thinking?

zhinxy
12 years ago

Pearls before swine, clearly. CLEARLY.

Alphalady
Alphalady
12 years ago

Thank you, sweetheart!

Shadow
Shadow
12 years ago

@Zhinxy:

Pearls before swine, more like crotchless panties before NWOs

Snowy
Snowy
12 years ago

What was I thinking?

Obviously whatever it was you were thinking was not adequately positive! Otherwise none of this would have happened, right?

Shadow
Shadow
12 years ago

btw @kladle

that was positively delightful!

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

Oh alphalady, what terribly negative feelings must you be holding on to in order to provoke such a negative response from others? Something very bad seems to be being reflected back at you. What kind of energy could you be sending out to provoke such a reaction?

You should meditate on it.

Alphalady
Alphalady
12 years ago

Why are you people being so hostile?

jumbofish
12 years ago

It is so unbelievably sad that someone would receive such hostile reactions for encouraging people to have positive self-esteem. What was I thinking?
You are like: All you people with self esteem issues can NEVER have a healthy relationship!! Also if you are abused it is your own fault since you were just thinking positively enough!!!

Any questions now why people are so hostile to those two assertions?

zhinxy
12 years ago

We explained our issues. You can go back and read “why” we’re being so very hostile, or continue with the martyrdom…

Dracula
Dracula
12 years ago

Let put this in a way you’ll understand: I’m so sorry for being “hostile” to you. It’s not like anything you’ve said has been “insulting” or “arrogant”.

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