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I figured there was a good chance I would be able to vote again now that I’m on my trusty computer, but I didn’t because I’m just that moral and good 0:- )
I voted for Meller. Arks was only funny once or twice, and while I used to enjoy NWO I’ve started finding him tiresome.
I think NWO needs to be dethroned. Are you people kidding me? He just posts the same shit over and over. DKM is a true original, a ray of white light beyond compare, a standard to which all trolls should aspire.
Somehow this thread has reminded me of this:
(and I hope that works!)
I voted for DKM because I don’t find him as tedious as NWO. Also, my brain reads “David K. Meller” as “Marvin K. Mooney” as in, the Dr. Seuss book. I read his posts and imagine they’re said in Sam the Eagle’s voice.
NWO just makes me think of the adult “voices” in Charlie Brown cartoons.
Sandra Lee’s Kwanzaa cake is the most horrifying “food” ever. I think that’s what prompted Anthony Bourdain to call her a terrorist.
I know I’m late but HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Dude, get off the cross already.
David, love the challenge. B_don’s probably sitting stumped in front of his keyboard, wondering how to type without “I.”
And he was never heard from again…
@MRAL
Hi there,
Long time lurker here! =)
Just chiming in that it is possible to be a very unhappy 19 year old girl if life deals you awry cards. I’m also very depressed and have been for a long while (I’m 23 now). I know what it feels like to feel bitter. You start to seriously believe that everyone else seemingly is having a great time and living a life of higher quality.
There are unhappy young women out there. It’s not an anomaly (my close friend, also a young woman, is suicidal). I guess I just keep hope that things will turn around. If we are on the same wave length than you know that isn’t easy. Some days you just can’t help it and fall into deep despair.
By the bye, I actually used to have a very negative and generalized view of men in general until I started contemplating Feminism and reading Feminist blogs. So yeah…Feminism corrected my misandry–oh the “irony”!
Also, I do think this a feminist space…It seems that almost everyone who isn’t trolling identifies as a Feminist. Since you are no longer trolling you may be the only exception xD.
And just throwing it out there, most entertaining Troll is NWO-so long as you believe he’s isn’t being serious…..*shudders*
I agree. At the forums, I called NWO troll of the year, but I’ve changed my mind. He doesn’t deserve it. All he ever says is “Man=bad, Woman=Good, Zero Sum Game, Title IX, VAWA, you support hate” over and over. DKM, though, is full of surprises. I would have never guessed he had a doll fetish or that he actually considers himself an “ally” to victims of domestic violence. When he asked people to call him Mellerlove, that cinched it for me. He is the rightful winner.
I voted for DKM. He and Slavey set a very high standard for batshit craziness, but Slave’s comments leave the taste of sour milk in my mouth too often. Meller is horribly one-track, but every so often he comes up with something like the doll collecting hobby and I’m hooked again.
/has read too many old threads
Kendra, you forgot “Big Daddy.”
When I initially challenged him to try to write a comment without the words “I” or “me” his only response was “no”, so maybe he’s composing multiple angry rants about how we can’t tell him what to do as we speak. Or maybe it’s OK since David is a dude?
You can vote twice if you use more than one device to view manboobz. xD (my desktop and ipod)
I am a lurker but man I can not tell you how much MRAL turning around really warms my heart. :3
Dont give up on representing men’s issues though MRAL I am in agreement that things could use some change but just not the nutty and hateful way most MRA’s want to do it. You could start off a better way! I would be behind a real men’s movement for issues they face. Just not the current hate filled one.
Also it makes me think of this image…
http://bwilliams101.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/resistance-is-futile.png
xD
I think your gonna be OK and that makes me happy for you, because I always felt you were not as hopeless as the rest of the trolls. If you ever need to talk to a neutral party (ie stranger from the Internets) feel free to email me. Sometimes just typing the shit down to a person with no connection to your real life can really be awesome and help you work out for yourself some shit you may have missed in any given situation.
Or maybe it’s OK since David is a dude?
Only if he gives Brandon beer and porn afterwards. Then it’s a manly life lesson.
Or takes him to a strip club later on. Manly shit, right there.
Just don’t invite NWO, or he might feel compelled to burn the place down.
David, your Brandon moderation challenge is AWESOME! *applauds*
@ Aloren
Lurker to Lurker
Brony to Brony
Hooray for Ponies! xD
I had to give it to NWO. DKM seems to have a shred of a heart buried under all his layers and layers of stifling batshit wrongness, but NWO is rotten right through.
@David
Wasn’t the chip thing NWO as well?
Slavey’s the man who gave us the Title IX police force. He gave us the “women cry in the street and men give them money and food”. He gave us the idea that loyalty means latching onto the first person you find and forswearing all others.
He gives and gives and gives, and all he asks is a little love back? I for one am determined to give it to him by ensuring we all let him know that he is the King of the Dim.
I still want to run a mass test of NWO’s “being lusted over by men is how women express their sexuality” theory. It’s NYE tomorrow, perfect time for it. Maybe we should all get some sort of clicker to count all the orgasms we’ll be having if we get dressed up to go out.
I think I’ve figured it out:
NWOslave is the Microsoft of trolls: not always elegant, but gets the job done; he’s everywhere.
Arks is Apple: elegant, but not for everyone, much smaller market share.
DKM is an old manual typewriter surrounded by dolls.
I don’t find NWO boring. The fact that he repeats himself ad nauseum is one the reason’s he is so funny. He’s like a misogyny bot–assuming he isn’t really.
My vote goes to NWO due to the immense effort he puts into trolling.
When did Magdelyn disappear?
Lol, Lauralot, I almost forgot “Big Daddy”. Some of NWO’s other catch phrases are “on a woman’s word”, “buyer’s remorse”, and “animals in heat”.
There’s also “a woman’s sexuality is arousing a man.” And the short-lived but completely insane “da hood.”