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Guys, don’t do that.
yeah, brandon, we remember the dumb things you say. feminism isn’t hostile to men just because some feminists are hostile to selfish narcissists like you. don’t conflate your massive yet easily bruised ego with reality.
Oh, you mean like the time you said I was a man-hater, admitted it was bullshit, but refused to apologize? How civil of you.
Guys, don’t do that.
Honestly, I just want better trolls. I want you to reach your potential Brandon, if being annoying is what you really really want, then you need to put a bit more effort into it.
Hell, I’d say JTK is more annoying than you and that’s mostly because despite his few and far between posts he tends to talk at people rather than to them and fails the basic concept of his own bloody MGTOW movement.
So really, Brandon, less may be more.
@Sharculese: Really? So where are the massive droves of men that claim to be feminists? I rarely bump into a feminist and it is even rarer to bump into a male feminist. And I live in the Boston area….liberal, feminist heaven.
‘feminism is hostile to men’ is exactly the sort of childish rhetoric dudes who are upset that feminism isnt about them stomp their feet and scream about.
were already on top of the pyramid, deal with it.
I kind of wanted to vote for all three. I like NWO for being the most consistent, but he’s also way to predictable (well, they all are, really), Meller just makes me grin with his endless exclamation points, and Peace! stuff. Still, I just love it when these people try to bring a faux-intellectual process to their writings, even though the topic on which they do pontificate is very driven by emotion, which by its nature, defies reason, or intellectualism. Ergo, Arks gets my final vote, because I see a little of that in him.
That’s also the reason I sometimes hop over to Alucin’s website from time to time.
Boston is feminist heaven? I would have put my money on an obscure coffee shop in NYC…
@Lauralot: I will apologize when you say you are sorry for all of your personal attacks towards me.
Fair is fair!
@Caraz: The commenters here aren’t worthy of my full effort. Be more respectable and I will use more thought when replying.
Guys, don’t do that.
Fair is fair!
It’s official: Brandon is two years old.
Guys, don’t do that.
fucking lol. brandon, the king of screaming ad hominem at the first opportunity, makes a devastatingly shallow ad populam argument to defend his warped view of reality.
“most feminists are the people who have the largest stake in feminism’ obvious things that brandon thinks proves something.
most people who eat at oyster bars aren’t kosher jews. does this mean oyster bars are hostile to people who keep kosher, too.
Ahhh the old “No, really I’m super skilled at X, you’re just not worth the effort nyer nyer nyer.”
Always used by people who are not in fact super skilled at X.
Hey, Brandon … guess what?
You aren’t the only person ever to be anti-marriage or to be called a selfish, horrible person for refusing to make babies. Bonus fact–I was told I was selfish and awful for saying I wouldn’t have sex *even if my hypothetical and non-existent husband wanted to*. Wanting bodily autonomy is selfish! Spousal rape? Pffft. It isn’t rape if you just lie there and let it happen!
I guess the only difference is that when my brother and mom ganged up on me to tell me how awful I was, I didn’t start hating half the population as a result.
So using your anti-marriage leaning as some way in which you’re special and persecuted by women and society? Doesn’t work.
See, MRAL, if you had timed your Heel Face Turn for AFTER the Top Troll Awards, you might be in the running!
I’d still have voted for Owly, though. He’s a classic, like peanut butter. Trolls come and trolls go, but he’s always here to tell us about VAWA and Title IX and flouride and how Russian and Spanish have the same alphabet.
@Sharculese: There are lots of political and social organizations that aren’t all about me (e.g the NAACP). But I don’t have animosity towards them…just feminists.
most people on chemotherapy are sick. therefore, chemo is hostile to the healthy.
most newspapers are read by the literate. therefore, newspapers are hostile to the illiterate.
so… you’re only a childish narcissist some of the time? congratulations?
i don’t get it, do you want an attaboy for this or something?
everyone clap your hands for brandon. he’s only a big baby, not a colossal fucking baby.
On the subway today, a man came to me to start a conversation. He was making small talk, this lonely man, talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head began to hurt from his banality. I almost didn’t notice it happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, but I couldn’t help laughing.
That about sums it up.
So…Most people who work for NAACP are ethnic minorities, therefore NAACP is hotile to caucasian people.
Can we have some consistency here?
@chocomintlipwax: I don’t hate half the population. You only see my animosity towards feminists. Basically you are experiencing “brandon confirmation bias”. 😉
In about a hour I am going out with Ashley and a few of her girlfriends. They are all extremely nice and intelligent women. I enjoy their company and I value their friendship. But by your logic…I hate them because they have a vagina.
@Caraz: Actually, I never said the NAACP is hostile towards Caucasians. They aren’t…which is why I don’t have any animosity towards them.
Yes, that’s exactly my point. You don’t seem to think NAACP is hostile, but you do think feminists are hostile and the reason for this is…*shrug*?
Well, Ashley’s girlfriends probably all passed the super secret feminist screening test.
Guys, don’t do that.