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The very first word of the very first sentence, no less.
Holy shit, you’re right. There was ONE sentence in that post without those words.
Boring, narcisstic comments – guys, don’t do that.
@Lauralot: Not really. I also like to annoy people that take themselves and/or their beliefs far to seriously. Which is practically all feminists.
Claiming you’re above it all yet making long, boring posts to try and convince us of why you are right and superior – guys, don’t do that.
The pot calling the kettle black – guys, don’t do that.
@Lauralot: What does “above it all” mean to you?
Not providing loads of personal information and anecdotes to try and prove you’re capable of empathy, for one.
Guys, don’t do that.
Trying to “annoy” people, and ending up boring them instead – guys, don’t do that.
Getting married and having kids – Brandon, don’t do that. It’s really for the best.
@Lauralot: Can’t even answer an honest question without some snide, condescending remark?
“I also like to annoy people that take themselves and/or their beliefs far to seriously.”
How does it feel to know you fail at that constantly?
I mean the proof is right there in the poll. You ain’t in it.
Periodic reminder that brandon claimed to be tepidly pro-feminist until everyone rejected his ideas for making it more about men’s feelings.
also, periodic reminder than brandon ‘like’s things without a penis. like nature walks, animals, and NON-FEMINIST WOMEN’
@Caraz: I don’t really care if David didn’t add me to the list.
a) I am in all seriousness that the actions I described are not those of someone above it all.
b) Can’t even read a sarcastic response without whining about how a woman/mangina should treat you with more respect?
Guys, don’t do that.
@Sharculese: Just because I agree with a few feminist positions hardly makes me a feminist.
I remarks about that had nothing to do with men’s feelings. It was about feminists talking out of both sides of their mouth. You can’t make an organization hostile towards men then mock them because most of them don’t want to be part of your organization.
Question – how many sentence does Brandon being with “I”, statistically speaking? It’s kind of amazing.
Right, sure, The poll is nothing to care about. However the poll is evidence that you fail at your aims. That would seem to be something to care about. Because it means you’re not an annoying douchebag, you’re a douchebag who just thinks he’s annoying. And that is infinitely more pathetic.
@Lauralot: Apparently no one told you to treat everyone with some basic civility. I demand the same of women as I do of men. If a man were to be disrespectful, I would call him out on it. Women don’t get a pass because they have a vagina.
You know, by that definition feminists are the best trolls ever, since we clearly annoy the crap out of guys like Brandon. He however alternately amuses and bores rather than annoys us, because he sucks at trolling. Learn from Arks, Brandon! At least he’s funny.
@Caraz: I actually don’t think I am a douchebag. I do think feminists think I am one…which is actually funny.
Brandon, I took the courtesy of drawing up a list of New Year’s Resolutions for you:
1. Get a vasectomy before having sex a single time in the New Year. Do it yourself if you have to.
2. Go back to elementary school and hire a teacher there to teach you reading comprehension.
3. After that, read a book about debate so you actually know what the logical fallacies you accuse people of are.
4. Write a whole paragraph that doesn’t use “I” or “me.”
5. Say one thing on the Internet each day that isn’t a total lie.
6. Fall down a well and never come out.
Aaaaaaand now we’re back to the Things More Interesting than Brandon Show!
New Resolution: Learn the definition of irony.
@Lauralot: Oh…you actually believe in New Year’s Resolutions. How childish and quaint.
@Lauralot: Really? Because I don’t act hostile towards half the population like you do.