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Polling is open! Vote for your favorite Man Boobz Troll! Over there on the right!
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I vote for the green on the left! Uh, sorry, I mean Arks. For bringing quality over quality, which is rare here among trolls.
Why am I not in the running?
@MRAL
Cos you are no longer considered a troll. One of us! One of us!
WE ACCEPT HIM WE ACCEPT HIM ONE OF US ONE OF US
It’s only the most nominated that are running.
Can’t believe NWO has such a commanding lead. Quantity =! Quality. DKM in 2012!
Why is NWO winning? This is rigged!
One of us, MRAL! gooble gobble!
DKM wins because 3/4 of the time I skip NWO’s posts due to incoherence.
Arks tries, but he’s just not the heavyweight DKM is
Okay, then as a non-troll: NWO is the most prolific, but also the most unfunny. I never really read his posts, and I groan whenever he takes over a thread because it’s just going to the the same shit rehashed yet again. DKM and Arks are both hilarious, and they are both awesome. Arks is flat-out funnier, but DKM is kind of a slow burn. I don’t know. I get the impression that Manboobz trolling is just a passing fancy for Arks, so I’m going with DKM.
my eyes glaze over for owlslave and dkm but they glaze over more with dkm because owlslave has a greater variety to his ranting.
with dkm it’s just ‘lady lovelies, libertopia, shrill harpies’ nonstop. owlslave changes it up.
there’s a reason the big book of larnin’ predates the dkm’s history of the world
Although they’ve been gone awhile, I would also nominate Cold for the most copious use of pig Latin and drivel about “logical fallacies”, and Tit-4-Tat for the most consistent concern-trolling use of the “I wasn’t saying what I was saying” argument
Yeah, I think there should really be a “troll year in review” at some point, going back to the Blogspot days. I mean, remember Kratch?
I voted for DKM. His comments are more interesting and varied than NWO’s. DKM is like Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde, so you never know what he might say next.
NWO is more varied, but I think DKM scales slightly greater heights of insanity. Aside from the repeated yearning for robotic female slaves in French maid’s outfits (or something), his claim that women are directly responsible for the fact that we don’t have flying cars or personal teleportation devices was my best Manboobz “did I really just read that?” moment in recent months.
yeah, but owlslave recently claimed that the ‘anti-christian bias’ of this blog gave him carte blanche to make anti-semitic posts. even dkm wouldn’t go that far.
add in flouride [sic] shots, superdogs, all serial killers are gay, capitals=contract, on top of all the direct calls for mob violence and i think his crazy easily tops dkm’s crazy.
either way, i voted for arks, who at least appears to be putting some effort into it
*sadface*
I was going to go with hellkell or possibly Rutee. Sharculese is also a prime candidate.
Decisions, decisions.
when making your decision, may I also remind you that NWO was the man who brought us “THERE IS NO CONTEXT”.
FOUR MORE YEARS!! FOUR MORE YEARS!!
I’m torn, you guys. Meller is definitely funnier, but he doesn’t mean to be so I’m not sure it counts. NWO on the other hand creates exactly the “you’re repulsive” effect he’s aiming for, so he’s arguably the better troll even though Meller entertains me much more.
cataloging your myriad failings isnt trolling brandon. it’s just pointing out the obvious.
@Sharculese: No…you probably just look like one though.
brandon im sorry i hurt your pwecious widdle baby feelings. maybe you should try knowing things next time?
@Sharculese: Actually, as I type this I have a big shit eating grin on my face. My feelings don’t get hurt my random idiotic retards on the internet.
I find myself half-agreeing with Brandon maybe 25% of the time, or at least understanding where he’s coming from, so I wouldn’t call him a troll. He’s kind of a weirdo (see the “immoral” semantics debate) but nothing like NWO or DKM.