Readers! Commenters! I am now (a bit late, I know) collecting nominations for Man Boobz Troll of the Year. Put forward your choice (or choices), and make the case for them, in the comments below. Feel free to make up your own categories for Troll Awards as well; I want to recognize the many and varied contributions of our many and varied trolls.
The winner(s) will receive little tiaras. But they have to go buy them for themselves, with their own money.
I am also collecting nominations for Man Boobz Troll Hunter of the Year – that is, the commenter or commenters here who you think have fought the good fight in the bestest possible ways. Again, you are free to make up your own categories for these awards.
The winner(s) here will receive a FREE viewing of the movie TrollHunter!It’s Norwegian! And really quite awesome, a faux documentary about the life of a Trolljegeren working secretly for the Norwegian government. Scary and hilarious!
Oh, and by “free viewing” I mean you can watch it on Netflix instant, if you’ve got Netflix. Hey, I’m kind of broke here. On the plus side, you can watch it even if you don’t win!
And here I thought DKM would be old enough to catch a Sally Field reference.
DKM is old enough to witness the pyramids being built… but he’s been ignoring every women since the early ADs because of something that happened to him during that time (I can’t spoil “Tales of Misogyny #243 where it’s revealed)
@Kyrie: The change is no doubt due to (dah dah dah DUM) NUCULER TESTING!
I mean, Spiderman was what happens to men, and FEMINIST MUTANT NINJA SHRIKES is what happens to women.
@Comrade S: Totally cool! You’re right–my QUEERNESS was never in question: the only issue was specific place on the QUILTBAG spectrum (and since that would involve giving info about my partner, which I won’t do, DKM will just have to SUFFER in ignorance–something he’s very good at).
DKM invented ignorance, you know. Built the whole thing with his own two hands.
Now now Lauralot, he only needed one hand. Are you calling him a woman? xD
Of course not! He’s not nearly fluffy enough!
So I’ve always wondered. How exactly are women supposed to become “fluffy” anyway? Like most humans, I am mostly skin, with minimal hair or fur coverage. Difficult to be fluffy when most of your body is covered in skin.
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… Does Meller want us to all become furries?
You feminists must be lying about the men in your lives as well! Nobody who is that happy could possibly be so stinking all-out mean to anybody! Happy women are kind women. To the extent that they disagree with somebody, they make their disagreement known in a kindly, civil, and ladylike way. Every shrike of you, without exception, expresses disagreement with me (or anybody else) with a degree of spite, viciousness, and bitterness that would probably put Elizabeth Bathory to shame.
Most men appreciate a loving, kindly, and tranquil quality in their women. they appreciate seeing their women as being good, even if, maybe even especially if, they are personally rotten themselves. By your own admissions here, every accursed harridan shrew of you fail any imaginable kindness and patience test! In fact, every feminist superbitch of you probably passed Sadism 101 and 102 with flying colors!–except that they probably couldn’t teach you anything that you all didn’t already know.
And these are the same women who spent weeks, even months, crying because I made a few small references to women undergoing surgical mutilation that one of their kind publicly wished upon men. Oh, well, it is easier to dish it out than to take it, isn’t it?
M.Dubz–January 1, 2012 @6:10pm
None of you could become “furries” if your lives depended upon it! Look at all of your posts. You are nothing but feminists and modern women. Horrible harridans all.
This would be true of all of you even if Meller wanted you to become little furries. You couldn’t because of the wrong temperment and outlook. Just feminists!
“Does Meller want us to all become furries?”
That… would explain some things. Maybe all MRAs are closeted furries, that’s why they always talk about alpha and beta.
So, that‘s an alpha male, right?
Inappropriately Placed Secret Confession: I actually think furry art is kind of awesome. It’s not exactly sexy to me, but well-done furry art always makes me go awwwww. I want to scritch the wolf-people behind their fuzzy earses!
…erm. Carry on.
New category!
Whose house would you rather go hang out at, presuming that you were invited? “Ithiliana”‘s, with the “lezzie” partner and all thae cats (soon featuring dogs too), or Meller’s, with the dolls and the ranting about hovercars and warped chromosomes?
I’m betting even those who aren’t feminists vote for ithiliana.
None of you feminists could become little furries on the best day of your hate-filled lives! Furries may not be like little lady lovelies, but they ARE warm, soft, and lovable, and they bring out the best in a man, NOT the worst.
You modern women bring out the worst–and no, I am not giving a moment’s credence to the fairytales about youall having these wonderful relationships–in men, and for all I know, in each other as well. This doesn’t, as I said before, EXCUSE brutality and cruelty when it comes to spousal abuse and domestic violence, but dealing with feminists like you 24/7 makes it understandable, to put it mildly! When I hear of a modern woman getting slugged, knifed, or shot, I am not happy, but you wretched posts have certainly made me aware of on manboobz–and other feminist blogs and websites– what her mate must have gone through!
I am not even sure that it is that different in lezzie relationships.
Since Meller is so peeved about not winning, here’s an award just for him – Most Amusing Use of Archaic Language.
I haven’t seen or heard the word “lezzie” since the 80s, other than from him.
“None of you could become “furries” if your lives depended upon it! ”
But do you wish we did? If furry better than modern woman for you, is it more sexy?
Is “lezzie” considered a slur? I was wondering.
David K. Meller, who the hell is Roger T. Cramwell?
Inquiring minds and all that.
… Meller, do you know what furries are? Something tells me that you do not understand the concept.
@Holly- I have absolutely no problem with furries! Sexual diversity is the awesomest. It’s just, well, Your Kink Is Not My Kink, and all that.
Also, clearly poor Meller has no idea how hanging out with other people, with different opinions who like to talk to one another and sometimes disagree, could make each other happy. All of my friends find it charming and awesome when we disagree in a friendly way, and all the boys I’ve ever dated have found arguing politics with me hot.
Different strokes?
So now we deserve to be knifed or shot because we say we are in good relationships?
Holy crap, dude.
Aw. DKM is jealous of NWO.
Catherine–January 1 2012@ 7:09pm–
What are you asking me for? Why don’t you ask him? You modern women are all so smart, you find out!
@Cassandra: “Lezzie” was used in a line of dialogue from Black Swan. With that said, I’m pretty sure that’s the only time I’ve heard it in my life apart from DKM’s posts.
Awwwww, Mellerlove is trying to sockpuppet! How cute. I bet next he’ll say the lurkers are supporting him in email! It’s so cute how he doesn’t understand the Internet at all.
Yes Meller, we are all of us lying about our relationships! Even the straight men! And those commenters who claim to be happy being single really go home and cry into their man-dolls all night, hoping a knight in shining armour will come and bring them dirty dishes to wash. Whatever makes you sleep better at night.
I would so hang out at ithiliana’s place! Until I cuddled too much with the kitties and had to leave in order to cease sneezing, haha.