Readers! Commenters! I am now (a bit late, I know) collecting nominations for Man Boobz Troll of the Year. Put forward your choice (or choices), and make the case for them, in the comments below. Feel free to make up your own categories for Troll Awards as well; I want to recognize the many and varied contributions of our many and varied trolls.
The winner(s) will receive little tiaras. But they have to go buy them for themselves, with their own money.
I am also collecting nominations for Man Boobz Troll Hunter of the Year – that is, the commenter or commenters here who you think have fought the good fight in the bestest possible ways. Again, you are free to make up your own categories for these awards.
The winner(s) here will receive a FREE viewing of the movie TrollHunter!It’s Norwegian! And really quite awesome, a faux documentary about the life of a Trolljegeren working secretly for the Norwegian government. Scary and hilarious!
Oh, and by “free viewing” I mean you can watch it on Netflix instant, if you’ve got Netflix. Hey, I’m kind of broke here. On the plus side, you can watch it even if you don’t win!
Also, just to add another data point – I’m already loved, cherished, and adored by multiple men who know me. Hell, my most recent ex wants me back and is trying very hard to make that happen, and over the years I’ve heard through the grapevine of several other exes who feel the same. So apparently I’m already fluffy, adorable, and thoroughly loveable!
But not for you, Meller. For you there is no fluffiness, sweetness, affection, warmth, cuteness, etc., only coldness and mockery. Because you’re a monster, and people don’t like monsters, including soft fluffy adorable people.
Please do keep ranting, though. Your frustration amuses me, in a malicious sort of way.
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Perception.
Also, thinks that calling a woman a lesbian will be hurtful and considered insulting…even if the woman he’s trying to hurt and upset actually is a lesbian and apparently quite happy as such.
He shoots, he misses, over and over again.
So, DKM, please use your amazing powers of deduction to explain to us how a genetic feature as common as whatever it is that makes women feminists (the evil harpy gene, if I may) got into the gene pool?
I mean, at this point we are so numerous that it can’t properly be called an anomaly. It’s really more of a feature of the population at this point. I mean, if it’s so bad you can’t even find a “real woman”, that would imply those women are the anomalies, not feminists. So how did that happen?
Well, I actually have had DNA testing done, and no “anomalies” showed up. And yet I still support feminism, as I believe women have the right to political, social, and economic parity with men. My hormone levels seem to be just dandy as well. I’ve had no issues conceiving or maintaining a pregnancy, my cycles are like clockwork, and no one would mistake my physique for a man’s.
Sorry to disappoint you, David K. Meller.
Aw, Mellertoad, you’re upset because you didn’t win. Poor baby. Nice try lashing out calling someone a “lezzie,” as if that’s some kind of an insult, with your candy coating of “you made me say this.” What a tiny sad man you are.
Your guess? You mean what you pulled from your ass yet again?
Mellertoad, you can stomp your feet and whine and hold your breath till you turn blue, but you’re never going to get your fluffy slavebots.
Why do you come here? We’re not going to change for you, and your time would probably be better spent on doll forums or traditional women type site.
I could retire my little lady lovelies and plush fluffies (except for holidays and ceremonial purposes)
WHAT kind of ceremonies?!? Inquiring minds want to know!
Also, lol to the assertion that Ithiliana is “probably” a lesbian. Someone hasn’t read very closely.
Mrow o_o
I did not know of this thread o:
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I nominate myself for everything!
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I should win for best sockpuppet. But, of course you don’t have this category because having a mastery of disguise is a beta trait, and you hypergamous sluts only care about obvious trolling and how hateful a troll is, which, of course, just happen to be all alpha traits. I guess I shouldn’t have expected more from this group.
*taking a break from doing outside reading task for colleague at another university* (I read and rank his class’ essays for his program assessment).
*reads DKM’s screed*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH. Wow, that will make going back to student papers much more pleasant.
Dude, you have NO CLUE (about the issue of digging people up and genetic testing or really about me). (You also forgot the cats! We have five cats, used to have 13! Remember the cats! Oh, yes, and two dogs, soon to be three.)
To be fair (for the others who critiqued the “probably a lezzie” bit) — it is a bit complicated, in that I didn’t know what I was for much of my life (growing up in Idaho in the 50s-60s, you were either NORMAL or “[hushed voice] like that”–didn’t discover homosexuality until the 70s and Mary Renault), then I identified as bisexual, now I identify as queer (neither my partner nor I identify as lesbian, though most think of us as lesbian couple)–so it’s probably just too confusing for words for the two-bit brained DKM. Plus, in some ways I am a very masculine woman (NOT PSEUDO-masculinized, DKM, it’s TOTES AUTHENTIC). And competitive.
I just….don’t see any of those as negatives! XD :>
I remember a few weeks ago I told DKM I’d probably die happier than he will — and nothing I’ve seen since has changed that for me.
I second Ami’s nomination of herself for everything!
DKM: Oh, and it’s clear you won’t meet my conditions, so too bad, so sad! No testing happening here.
What a wimp you are.
I agree that more has to be understood about genetics and endocrinology before such tests could be taken with any hope of reliable results. I still think that you feminists would test out with results quite outside the average for normal human females. Feminism isn’t NECESSARILY a disease, but it is at least a consequence of some abnormality, I would guess.
Can the abnormality spread? o: Are you concerned about feminists breeding? o:
Lots have already been understood about endocrinology xD What do you think is lacking that would explain it? Same with genetics! Even if it hasn’t been discovered yet, surely Dr. Meller has an idea WHERE the issue might be right? 😀
Ami, I hope you saw the award I gave you on the last page 🙂
@ Meller: The unusually high levels of masculinity in their personality have to come from somewhere!
Riddle me this: I’m a pretty feminine woman. I like to cook, bake and do projects around the house. I love wearing dresses. I tend to have a “pleaser” personality and prefer compromise to direct conflict. I love children and can’t wait to get married and start a family.
I’m also an over educated harpy who loves to argue politics and is really excited to start grad school for my dream job next year. I also firmly believe that it is my right as a human being to do all of these things.
Am I a “normal woman”? Do I have “high levels of masculinity in my personality”? And why the fuck should I care, exactly?
“Can the abnormality spread? o: Are you concerned about feminists breeding? o:”
I guess we breed through feminist spores, since we’re frigid and no men will touch us?
Sorry, Ithiliana, I didn’t mean to say that you’re a lesbian; I remember you mentioning that that isn’t how you and your partner identify. I just was amused that DKM thought your non-straight-ness was something that was only “probable” not “certain.”
I’m also pretty sure that both the male and female commentariat on here are similar to me; a mix of stereotypically feminine and masculine characteristics that make them happy. We accept these things about ourselves and don’t want to change them. Why on earth would we want to battle to become more masculine or feminine, if we’re perfectly happy the way we are?
… it’s almost as if human beings is COMPLICATED or something. I guess that’s why DKM likes the dolls so much.
Actually Molly, I’m pretty sure that we assimilate sweet fluffy traditional women into the feminist hivemind like the borg; mostly it involves leaving copies of The Second Sex and The Feminine Mystique around where people can read them and be sucked into the evil feminist hivemind of evilness!
Feminists: pretty much just harpy Gideons.
Viscaria | December 30, 2011 at 12:17 pm
If I was giving out a personal award for Warms My Heart the Most, it would go to Ami hands down. Actually, there’s no reason I can’t do that! Ami, I present your WMHTM award.
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*hugs Viscaria* Ty 🙂 *spreads heart warmth everywhere*
0_o So, Meller, tell us more, are we feminists because we are mutants (which would be very cool, no matter the reason) or is it the opposite? How did that happen, is it this flouride I heard so much about? Is it hatred that changed our DNA code?
Anyway, if you can decide what you want to test precisely and are ready to pay for the shipping and the testing, I’ll gladly send you a bit of my hair, nail blood or whatever you need to check if I’m a true woman or create an evil MRA clone of me.
Anyway, I’m sorry, I should have voted for you, as Arks was too young a troll to win and you’re still funnier than NWO.
Hee hee Ami. *hugs back*
WE ARE FEMINISTS YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED RESISTANCE IS FERTILE