Readers! Commenters! I am now (a bit late, I know) collecting nominations for Man Boobz Troll of the Year. Put forward your choice (or choices), and make the case for them, in the comments below. Feel free to make up your own categories for Troll Awards as well; I want to recognize the many and varied contributions of our many and varied trolls.
The winner(s) will receive little tiaras. But they have to go buy them for themselves, with their own money.
I am also collecting nominations for Man Boobz Troll Hunter of the Year – that is, the commenter or commenters here who you think have fought the good fight in the bestest possible ways. Again, you are free to make up your own categories for these awards.
The winner(s) here will receive a FREE viewing of the movie TrollHunter!It’s Norwegian! And really quite awesome, a faux documentary about the life of a Trolljegeren working secretly for the Norwegian government. Scary and hilarious!
Oh, and by “free viewing” I mean you can watch it on Netflix instant, if you’ve got Netflix. Hey, I’m kind of broke here. On the plus side, you can watch it even if you don’t win!
MGTOW least likely to ever actually go his own way – All of them.
Having said that, my nomination for the Too Fucking Stupid To Live And Doesn’t Care Who Knows It Award goes to NWO, for his late-game assertion that masturbation isn’t part of a person’s sexuality (in the previous thread). Fuck knows what he thinks it’s more accurately associated with – sense of direction? Financial acumen? Culinary skill? Ability to do that funny double loop thing with your tongue?
I wonder if David saved the creepy messages from Samuel. I think those are what got him banned. I can’t remember the exact wording that was so off-putting, but it was the one where he started calling her a beautiful woman who was tempting him.
New category! Most oddly and inexplicably prudish about sex troll.
I’m voting for Meller for the whole “omg women might want to visit brothels and have men entertain them? gross!” comment, but NWO and Brandon are also contenders.
Oh, and Amii FTW for troll-hunting in general, and for devastating use of kawaii smileys.
If I recall correctly, he told KristenMH that she should stop using her face as an avatar, because she was a “beautiful woman”, and that made him uncomfortable. So yeah, very creepy.
This was also the same guy who said he couldn’t carpool with a woman, for fear of getting a boner.
Best new troll: Moi
You wish, Mister No Name. You’re the distilled essence of mediocrity.
Wow, NWO almost makes sense now. I finally understand where he gets his totally wacky shit about sexuality. Women’s sexuality is just a perfect mirror of whatever NWO feels.
Really, if I were gonna nominate anyone for Best New Troll, it’d have be Arks. Dude makes being a jackass an art form.
Did somebody say something…?
Don’t forget HINDU for most likely to go racist.
What’s that yipping sound? I didn’t know it was possible to yip with a French accent.
In terms of most boring troll, obviously Brandon has a headstart, but the new MGTOW dude is catching up fast.
seconding ithliana for ninja-like professorial takedowns
since NWO has become such an integral part of the manboobz experience I nominate the Most Infuriating to NWO category. I can’t tell if it’s Ami with her smileys or Ozy being genderqueer and identifying as zie
I also nominate VOIP for best takedowns of the “I’m going to the magical lands in the East” MRAs
Worst New Troll
Monseiur Sans Nom
Worst Pseudo-Feminist
HINDU in all of her incarnations
“And NWO deserves some kind of lifetime achievement award for sheer consistency. Other trolls come and go, but he’s here day in and day out, using the same schpiel regardless of the actual topic.”
LMAO! I also nominate Seraph for best nomination
As far as Troll Hunter is concerned, I’m torn between Pecunium, because he takes apart their illogic with the skill of a master surgeon, and Ami, for her ability to flummox them with her irresistible charm and positivity.
Actually, can we nominate multiple people for the same category? ‘Cause I have like four or five people I could name for Funniest.
Best customized artwork – Holly.
Most completely failed attempt to scandalize people – Om Nom.
Wait, what? NWO said masturbation had nothing to do with sexuality? Where is this?
Okay, he’s definitely troll of the year. Sorry, Meller.
Actually, if we’re going to go there…most unique and unusual approach to human sexuality.
It’s a Meller and NWO face off.
Oh, shit. Well, the dolls. There are the dolls.
And there is the Puttin On That Skirt Is A Sexual Act…
And then there are the DOLLS…
this is difficult.
Best New Musical – Chicago. XD
There’s also “the slutty ladies would be happy to be placed in brothels, dammit!” versus “don’t pretend you wouldn’t enjoy being raped if you’re a man”.