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Man Boobz Troll (and Trollhunter) of the Year Awards: Send in your nominations!

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Readers! Commenters! I am now (a bit late, I know) collecting nominations for Man Boobz Troll of the Year. Put forward your choice (or choices), and make the case for them, in the comments below. Feel free to make up your own categories for Troll Awards as well; I want to recognize the many and varied contributions of our many and varied trolls.

The winner(s) will receive little tiaras. But they have to go buy them for themselves, with their own money.

I am also collecting nominations for Man Boobz Troll Hunter of the Year – that is, the commenter or commenters here who you think have fought the good fight in the bestest possible ways. Again, you are free to make up your own categories for these awards.

The winner(s) here will receive a FREE viewing of the movie TrollHunter!It’s Norwegian! And really quite awesome, a faux documentary about the life of a Trolljegeren working secretly for the Norwegian government. Scary and hilarious!

Oh, and by “free viewing” I mean you can watch it on Netflix instant, if you’ve got Netflix. Hey, I’m kind of broke here. On the plus side, you can watch it even if you don’t win!

 

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zhinxy
12 years ago

About a year ago a noted libertarian speaker said, in my presence, that his sister, who possessed a fine voice and had joined a concert troupe, should “stay at home with her children; that is her place.” The old Church idea!

” Stay at home, ye malcontents! Be patient, obedient, submissive! Darn our socks, mend our shirts, wash our dishes, get our meals, wait on us and mind the children! Your fine voices are not to delight the public nor yourselves; your inventive genius is not to work, your fine art taste is not to be cultivated, your business facilities are not to be developed; you made the great mistake of being born with them, suffer for your folly! You are women, therefore housekeepers, servants, waiters, and child’s nurses!

-Voltarine DeCleyre, Sex Slavery

1890

Actually, this is a good opportunity, hey, Manboobzettes? Given the above and whatever else you may find out about her.. What do you think of Voltarine DeCleyre? Do you like her more than Meller does after all? Hmmmm….

Score one for libertarian founders!

Oh, and cause you can never have enough Exquisite Rebel –

“Look how the ideal of beauty has been marred by this obscenity notion. Divest yourselves of prejudice for once. Look at some fashion-slaved woman, her waist surrounded by a high-board fence called a corset, her shoulders and hips angular from the pressure above and below, her feet narrowest where they should be widest, the body fettered by her everlasting prison skirt, her hair fastened tight enough to make her head ache and surmounted by a thing of neither sense nor beauty, called a hat, ten to one a hump upon her back like a dromedary, – look at her, and then imagine such a thing as that carved in marble! Fancy a statue in Fairmount Park with a corset and bustle on. Picture to yourselves the image of the equestrienne. We are permitted to ride, providing we sit in a position ruinous to the horse; providing we wear a riding-habit long enough to hide the obscene human foot, weighed down by ten pounds of gravel to cheat the wind in its free blowing, so running the risk of disabling ourselves completely should accident throw us from the saddle. Think how we swim! We must even wear clothing in the water, and run the gauntlet of derision, if we dare battle in the surf minus stockings! Imagine a fish trying to make headway with a water-soaked flannel garment upon it. Nor are you yet content. The vile standard of obscenity even kills the little babies with clothes. The human race is murdered, horribly, “in the name of” Dress.”

…Uh oh, I don’t think she would have liked your dollies outfits….

Bad libertarian! Bad! 😉

And yes, yes, I’ll get back to you tomorrow. But Voltarine wouldn’t let me not add her to the discussion…

zhinxy
12 years ago

http://praxeology.net/VC-SS.htm

And because it’s awesome, the entirety of Sex Slavery.

Viscaria
Viscaria
12 years ago

The important thing is that she has a delightfully feminine personality

Meller, you know the internal world you experience? The thoughts and feelings that you don’t necessarily express aloud? Others have that too. Yes, even women! If you weren’t aware of this, I could see how you’d be a bit confused about what a personality is. Perhaps you think “personality” is defined as “the manner in which an object interacts with me, David K. Meller,” in which case a doll sitting still and silent would have exactly the kind of “personality” you are looking for in a mate. However, in reality, in order for someone to have a personality, they need to have that inner world described above. What’s more, a personality is not dependent upon how one interacts with you, specifically.

Lauralot
Lauralot
12 years ago

I can’t find any clips from the Dollhouse episode, but it turns out Criminal Minds had an episode with the same plot, and it’s all on Youtube:

Or, for horror in writing: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LivingDollCollector

Lauralot
Lauralot
12 years ago

LOL at that ridiculous, overblown response to my video of a Victorian stripper mouse.

Viscaria
Viscaria
12 years ago

Darn, my huge blockquote fail totally undercuts my condescension. Also, @Lauralot:

On that note, I finally figured out what my mental image of DKM is: It’s that serial killer from the second season of Dollhouse, who kidnaps women and then shoots them up with paralysis drugs so that he can play house.

Shudder. Skeeved me out more than anything else on that super skeevy show, and totally a good fit for Meller.

David K. Meller
David K. Meller
12 years ago

I hate to disappoint you, but I am a very mild, quiet, easygoing (for the most part), largely solitary man who enjoys, among many other things, collecting a harem of fashion dolls. I am absolutely NOT a serial killer, or any other kind of killer, for that matter! My natural attitude toward living things is one of gentleness for those which I like, and a wish to avoid those I dislike. I would no more be capable of kidnapping, raping, or torturing women than I would be capable of sawing off my own right hand!

In all of my posts, I wish for a completely voluntary and willing female companion, NOT one whom I would have to force in any way. I already said, many times, that she is free to leave when she wants, and her pleasure is my pleasure. I haven’t been successful (yet) in finding the little lady lovely of my choice, where human females are concerned, but hope springs eternal!!

There is NOTHING sinister about me, in fact, even viewing such fare in cinema or on TV sometimes gives me nightmares.

I hope that this puts you at ease!

LyssatakeaBow
LyssatakeaBow
12 years ago

They knew that “A man is the head of his home the way Christ is the head of his Church” even if they were personally atheists!

lol you sure about that one?

Lauralot
Lauralot
12 years ago

My natural attitude toward living things is one of gentleness for those which I like, and a wish to avoid those I dislike. I would no more be capable of kidnapping, raping, or torturing women than I would be capable of sawing off my own right hand!

That was more than ten lies!

David K. Meller
David K. Meller
12 years ago

Ditto above to Viscaria–January 3, 2012 @6:52pm

Shadow
Shadow
12 years ago

Referring to your collection as a harem has put me more at ease than anything you can ever say

Viscaria
Viscaria
12 years ago

LOL at that ridiculous, overblown response to my video of a Victorian stripper mouse.

Woe betide him if he ever does an image search for “Victorian porn”.

CassandraSays
12 years ago

“My natural attitude toward living things is one of gentleness for those which I like, and a wish to avoid those I dislike.”

And this totally explains why you empathise with the hypothetical boyfriends who might be driven to beat up the commenter here by our evil shrike-like words, and why you spend so much time commenting on this blog, which is full of people who you dislike.

David K. Meller
David K. Meller
12 years ago

I read, and enjoyed, “the Pearl”, a charming collection of Victorian porn some years ago. No “woe betide me” ever happened!

Viscaria
Viscaria
12 years ago

But.. but those women are such bad, bad girls! Well, whatever, my mistake I guess XD

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

Yeah, Meller, you don’t like us, so why aren’t you avoiding us?

Also, what perfume?

Xanthe
Xanthe
12 years ago

Meller perfumes his dolls? o_O

Uhh, where was this latest revelation made? Connoiseurs of human eccentricity will be most grateful for this information.

Lauralot
Lauralot
12 years ago

Eau de Misogyny.

Sniper
Sniper
12 years ago

I’m curious about acceptably feminine fragrances also. I suppose my favorite Shalimar is far too assertive.

CassandraSays
12 years ago

I’m thinking a particularly sweet and cloying, very artificial smelling rose fragrance.

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

He probably uses Youth Dew.

David K. Meller
David K. Meller
12 years ago

Ozy42–January3,2012@7:26pm

It is true that the phrase “Kinder, kuche, kirche”–children, church, and kitchen–had its origins in late-XIX century Germany, which, whatever its flaws, still allowed men to be men and women to be women.

Hitler merely perverted and corrupted what was developing by the 1880’s into the signature civilization in Western Europe, and led their regression to utter ignorance and barbarism. I doubt if such a definition would have lasted for more than a few years in the degraded and barbarous national Socialist Workers party of Germany (NSDAP). The Third Reich may well have spawned its own strain of feminists (perhaps as militant and gender-confused as those in the USA or UK) well before the ’70s, when you became such a nuisance in the West (or whatever was left of it).

Oh, if WWI had never been fought!!

Sniper
Sniper
12 years ago

Nothing from Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab.. those Succubi!

ithiliana
12 years ago

@DKM: but I am a very mild, quiet, easygoing (for the most part), largely solitary man who enjoys, among many other things, collecting a harem of fashion dolls. I am absolutely NOT a serial killer, or any other kind of killer, for that matter!

You refuse to believe the people here who say they are happily married, so why should any of us believe you?

Plus, what they say about every single serial killer ever: “he was such a quiet solitary man, who’d have thunk it.”

*POINTS FINGER DRAMATICALLY*

MURDERER!

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