Readers! Commenters! I am now (a bit late, I know) collecting nominations for Man Boobz Troll of the Year. Put forward your choice (or choices), and make the case for them, in the comments below. Feel free to make up your own categories for Troll Awards as well; I want to recognize the many and varied contributions of our many and varied trolls.
The winner(s) will receive little tiaras. But they have to go buy them for themselves, with their own money.
I am also collecting nominations for Man Boobz Troll Hunter of the Year â that is, the commenter or commenters here who you think have fought the good fight in the bestest possible ways. Again, you are free to make up your own categories for these awards.
The winner(s) here will receive a FREE viewing of the movie TrollHunter!Itâs Norwegian! And really quite awesome, a faux documentary about the life of a Trolljegeren working secretly for the Norwegian government. Scary and hilarious!
Oh, and by âfree viewingâ I mean you can watch it on Netflix instant, if youâve got Netflix. Hey, Iâm kind of broke here. On the plus side, you can watch it even if you donât win!
Thanks for the kind words, hellkell, theLaplaceDemon and ithiliana. I don’t know what else would be in my little pamphlet of trolling techniques but the last chapter would almost certainly be “Remember: Never Ever Stick the Flounce.”
Maybe our trolls just don’t get it b/c it’s not in their language. I shall interpret!
“Coming back right after you’ve flounced is like acknowledging a girl right after you’ve negged her.”
The best example is still Ion xD Who declared a troll strike and said he wasn’t coming back for like a month or something then was back less than THREE DAYS later xD And he declared that because some ppl were like “ROFL ion declared a troll strike! XD” and “I bet Ion will be back ASAP, he can’t help himself” was PROOF (PROOF!) that we NEED HIM BACK, we can’t STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM (within 72 hours of him declaring something hilariously bizarre xD ) and therefore his point was proven and he didn’t (i.e. couldn’t) have to stay away for a month xD
No wait… I think it was 2 days XD
Viscaria,
that post is truly a thing of beauty, and I think it has to go straight to the Hall of Fame thread over at the forums (if someone hasnât already had the exact same idea).
Iâm in agreement with ithiliana, the felicitous phrase â17th century vampire with a sticky exclamation keyâ was constructed from 100% win.
@M Dubz: Don’t you see? Meller’s only sexually attracted to dolls because all the so-called “women” in the world today are really evil feminist shrikes! It’s our fault he has to turn his affections toward porcelain and plastic! If only there were still REAL women in the world today, Meller would require no dolls at all!
@ Lauralot,
I know! Such a pity that somehow the feminist conspiracy manufactured femme-harpies that are not real women at all! Like, they have a frontal cortex and everything. They MUST secretly be androids!
Lauralot hit the nail on the button in her above post!
I said many times that the toxic effects of feminism and too much of the wrong kind of ‘education” have on women(?), and their relationships to men. Women are brainwashed into regarding everything feminine and womanly as somehow “inferior” and being imitation man as a valid pursuit of “equality”.
The result is a bloody mess in all relations between the sexes! Women see men as “oppressors” because they fail to obtain an equality that doesn’t exist, and men see women as driven, shrieking, embittered and arch-competitive termagant shrews! Everybody loses and loses badly!
Wait
wait wait wait wait wait
Women are brainwashed into regarding everything feminine and womanly as somehow âinferiorâ and being imitation man as a valid pursuit of âequalityâ.
Do you honestly believe this? đ
I just need a simple yes or no :3
The toxic effects of feminism?
Ladies(?)! The situation is more dire than we have ever realized!! Don’t you see?! Our corrosive knowledge of female equality has made us poisonous to men! A single touch from our venomous bodies and a man shall instantly feel his genitals shrivel as our woman poison turns him into a mangina!!!! If a man(?) were ever to enter his member(?) into our toxic vaginas(???), then all hope(?) of his(?) return(???) to the optimal(?) male(?) condition(?) is(?) gone(?)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sisters(?), our vile society has transformed us all into Rappaccini’s daughters! This poison has thoroughly permeated every aspect of our bodies and shall be inevitably passed down to all our daughters, and all of our sons shall be carriers!!!1111 This toxic parasite has infected the entire world! THERE IS NO HOPE OF A CURE!!!
LADIES, THE WORLD SHALL SOON BE OURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LADIES WE HAVE SUCH POWERS PULSING THROUGH OUR BLOODSTREAMS AT THIS VERY MOMENT LET US NOT WASTE THEM!!!!
LOOK HOW WE CAN SO EASILY DESTROY MEN(?) WHO DARE TO ASSERT THEIR AUTHORITY OVER US!!!!
I’ll take Mellertron’s non answer as a yes đ
In which case it’ll be news to many an MRA (esp on Reddit) that women are taught femininity is bad and inferior xD They seem to believe women (and society in general) are taught femininity is awesome and superior and masculinity is evil and bad XD
Ami Angelwings–1January 2012@ 10:05pm
Do I believe this? You’re durn tootin’!!
I think that is a perfect synopsis of feminism, from the late XIX century to today! Everything men did is set as a standard of valid human behavior, because men did it, from voting and holding office to working outside the home, law enforcement, or management of businesses, universities, and the civil service–Okay, Zhinxi, i KNOW that there were household businesses managed by women that played a part in both the economy of the community and the family livelihood–but I am talking reality here, not a curiosity out of a sociology textbook or an exercise in journalism.
Everything that was accorded to men was the standard of “equality”,no matter how absurd it was that women participated in it. That is what set the tone of feminism–and “equality”–in the following generations!
If women weren’t brainwashed into following the lead of and the life directions of men, feminism wouldn’t EVEN EXIST!
I hope this “yes” answers your question!
Sisters! Behold how we may use our toxic feminine powers to bend the will of even the women willing to submit to men!!!!
Yay! đ
Our toxin may even be harnessed to steal from the wallets of men in the holiday season!
(Guess who really loves Harley and Ivy?)
By the way, the women in a post-feminist world are taught that FEMINISM is good, but that FEMININITY is bad, inferior, and unworthy of a “modern woman”! they hate masculinity–as conventionally understood, because it is too obvious that where men were truly masculine, in the traditional male-empowerment patriarchal sense, there would be little if any room for the phoniness and silliness of female “empowerment” or “liberation’. Indeed, there would be little reason, even in the XX century, to give modern women any more of a public presence, still less independence and initiative, than that which prevailed among women in ancient Athens, republican Rome, before the empire, or even Confucian China!
Not Mellertron! xD It’s too close to being queer for him xD
I love how he changed his tune after I pointed out he’s out of step with his MRA brothers xD
Nice attempt to cover it up đ
I hope you sell it to them better than you tried to us XD
Here’s the thing @Meller. The things that have often been coded “masculine” are the things that allow people independent existence, without having to depend on another human being to maintain livelihood or self-determination (voting, working outside the home, having access to cultural and political capital). That is why women have been chasing after “masculine” pursuits, because they allow the people who follow them the freedom to pursue their own destinies.
That being said, I think it really IS sad that more value is not placed on traditionally feminine pursuits, such as cooking, childcare, etc. These are very valuable to the continuation of society. HOWEVER, I think it’s important that people of all genders feel comfortable with both masculine and feminine pursuits, in whatever combination makes them happy. See my earlier comments about enjoying both cooking and going to graduate school.
I’m pretty convinced that you don’t actually buy it that femininity is great, because you’re not willing to get off your high horse, get in the kitchen, and make me a sammich.