Readers! Commenters! I am now (a bit late, I know) collecting nominations for Man Boobz Troll of the Year. Put forward your choice (or choices), and make the case for them, in the comments below. Feel free to make up your own categories for Troll Awards as well; I want to recognize the many and varied contributions of our many and varied trolls.
The winner(s) will receive little tiaras. But they have to go buy them for themselves, with their own money.
I am also collecting nominations for Man Boobz Troll Hunter of the Year – that is, the commenter or commenters here who you think have fought the good fight in the bestest possible ways. Again, you are free to make up your own categories for these awards.
The winner(s) here will receive a FREE viewing of the movie TrollHunter!It’s Norwegian! And really quite awesome, a faux documentary about the life of a Trolljegeren working secretly for the Norwegian government. Scary and hilarious!
Oh, and by “free viewing” I mean you can watch it on Netflix instant, if you’ve got Netflix. Hey, I’m kind of broke here. On the plus side, you can watch it even if you don’t win!
Oh dear….Meller seems to be having a nervous breakdown lol
Still having trouble dealing with the fact that real women aren’t stuffed toys or dolls DKM? poor baby.
@Ozy
LOL… I know eh? that made me laugh so hard…I mean he even used a full name with a middle initial… Roger T. Cramwell? hahaha!
Try harder Meller. Try not using the exact same tone or words either.
XD I just noticed the sock attempt! I didn’t even realize he’d wrote those entries under a different name because I just looked at the gravatar. Oh Meller.
It’s so cute the way that he thinks that his insults make us sad. Really, I consider it an honor.
It appears not winning Troll of the Year has broken Meller’s mind. Next thing you know he’ll be layering on makeup and and pushing Joan Crawford down a staircase.
Knowing that people like him don’t approve of me just proves that I’m doing something right 😛
I didn’t even notice the sock attempt either!
It was almost a token a lie as the time NWO claimed he has friends who all laugh at Manboobz with him. When no one believes you, is it even a lie any more? Deep thoughts.
What a cute denial of sockpuppetry! Mind you, the Internet usefully provides one estimate of
Roger T. CramwellMellerbot’s true age; he’s not doing bad at all for someone born in the XVII-th century. (I gather the marriage can’t have lasted.)♫ Oh Sir Roger, do not touch me, / Oh Sir Roger, do not touch me, / Oh Sir Roger, do not touch me / As she lay between the lily-white sheets with nothing on at all!
Isn’t it wonderful that Meller and his sockpuppets are here to explain to us idiot women what our lives are really like! I was once under the delusion that MrB and I were a happy couple whose worst arguments are over doing the dishes and cleaning out the catboxes, but Meller JUST KNOWS that MrB is desperately unhappy and will more than likely beat the shit out of me the next time i disagree.
Cramwell addressed M Dubz the same way Meller just addressed Catharine, by including the date and time lol
here’s a hint Meller, try using the @ sign next you sockpuppet, ie @M Dubz or @Quackers. Remember, you’re pretending to be a different person 😀
Meller tries to sockpuppet and fails. How charming. Protip, Toad: when sockpuppeting, use a different style of posting and name.
And please stop with your justifications of abuse. Either just come out in favor of it or shut up. The pussyfooting is not cute.
“Frries” to me, are soft, pettable stuffed animals. they may be something else to some people here, but when I use the word “furries”, I am referring to entities like the ‘Hello Kitty” toy kitten. Lovable, pretty, and pettable!
Oh, and I would much rather hang out at Ithiliana’s! Kitties and puppies FTW!
Dolls (and Meller) give me the creeps.
Mellertoad, these are the furries being discussed here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furries
Mind blown?
Same hear, I hadn’t noticed the name change. Too used to look at the avatar (which is problematic, because I keep confusing Whatever and Whetherby)
DKM: ““Frries” to me, are soft, pettable stuffed animals. they may be something else to some people here, but when I use the word “furries”, I am referring to entities like the ‘Hello Kitty” toy kitten. Lovable, pretty, and pettable!”
…I don’t actually believe this is real.
“Ffries,” to me, are delicious potato-based snacks.
So, I didn’t provoke my abuse, then I did, then I didn’t, so… I guess I did again, yes? 0_o
TheLaplaceDemon – Oh, it’s real.
I again put forth the notion that our David K. Meller is not the Meller of olde, and this guy is just an extremely dedicated troll.
Oh, god. I just now noticed the “Roger T. Cromwell” name. Oh, Meller, come on. That’s just too pathetic.
DKM
Seriously I voted for you and was sad that you didn’t win it.
I think a tea party with the dolls will make you feel better. I’m sorry that you’ll never have a real human friend but not sorry that you’ll never have a human slave.
I have friends. My husband has friends. We’ve chosen each other as each others best friends.
You know what’s interesting about getting older is perspective.
We have friends and relatives in their 60-80’s who have lost their partner. You learn to appreciate the time you have and the care one partner gives to another. Also there is the kids and the care they give you.
When my mother was diagnosed with terminal cancer our daughter moved in with my parents. (her choice, she loves her grandparents and has a gift for the elderly) . Our daughter took a lot of the weight in the early-mid stages and after she died with her grandpa and still does.
You won’t have to worry about any of that will you? Your dolls are not going to become animated and take care of you when you are in your final years. You’re destined unless you get immediate death from heart attack or stroke to wither away in a nursing home with you calling the women changing your diapers sluts for touching your privates.
They will pat your head when you say that, but don’t expect them to be gentle. Good luck to you DKM. You’ve written your own death.
DKM
As a post-note.
I voted for you in part because I know that being labeled troll of the year would be the best you could be. Ever. The most attention you would ever receive.
It’s all downhill from here DKM.
So in other words, living breathing thinking loving questioning me can never be a plush Japanese cat doll with no mouth? Thank God.