Nope! As the totally scientific chart above shows, it also contains: generalized misogyny, racism, atheist dickbaggery, and last but not least: lots of pics hosted on imgur!
Here, some recent data, most of which I have borrowed from ShitRedditSays. I’ve put the number of upvotes for each post in brackets, when relevant.
Rape jokes:
Guys, you’re not making enough rape jokes! [+856]
“I’d fuck her until the neighbours complained about the smell.” [+250] [Bonus points: Also a murder and necrophilia joke!]
Rape clock [+36]
Redditors mock a rape victim! [Assorted upvoted posts]
Pedophilia apologia:
Admitted pedo and child porn fancier compares himself with Gandhi [+83]
More goodness (by which I mean badness) from that thread, courtesy of SRS.
Oh noes! Evil anti-pedos threaten free pedo speech! [+25]
He’s been shamed into deleting it by you. Are you happy now? For the record, mattperrin said “Why does she have to be 18? So she can be in porn? Very very few girls enter porn, and if you’re just talking about being sexually aroused by her, that’s okay for anyone 13+”.
Pedo joke … perfection! [+100]
General Misogyny (and creepiness):
Ha Ha! Girls can’t work cameras! [+636]
Girls only like thugs and they’re all dumb and why oh why won’t they go out with a nice guy like me? Did I mention I hate women? [+assorted massive upvotes]
Help me prove to this guy feminism is no longer needed. (Please do not use profanity and words like “cunt” though.) [This whole discussion is sort of delicious; our pal ThingsAreBad, aka JeremiahMRA, pops in to argue that feminism was never needed because everything was peachy back when women couldn’t vote.]
I’d fuck her right into a broken hip. [+588] [Referencing Helen Mirren.]
Racism:
“I just had sex with my first black guy, and believe me it’s true what they say…he stole my t.v.” [+477]
“No no no, that will just attract more rapists.” [+70] [BONUS POINT: Is also a rape joke!]
Atheist douchebags:
Reddit Makes Me Hate Atheists, by Rebecca Watson. As you’ll notice, her examples from r/atheism contain many massively upvoted rape and pedophilia jokes, not to mention lots more generalized misogynistic douchebaggery. The circle is complete!
But generally speaking you can pick almost any random highly upvoted post here for endless more examples of what makes even atheist activists hate Reddit atheists.
Which have helped to inspire this meme.
Pics on Imgur:
Top posts on (my) Reddit at the moment:
Then again, random pics of cute dogs and squirrel-riding frogs are certainly preferable to more angry racist rapey hatey pedo-justifying crap. So, yay imgur, I guess? (At least when it’s not being used to post still more angry racist rapey hatey pedo-justifying crap.)
Poor NWO. Always the victim.
Just out of curiosity, did you ever wonder if maybe you’re the problem in your life, NWO?
You are the common denominator to all things wrong in it. Occam’s razor and all that.
I have this immense curiosity as to what NWO looks like. Maybe he’s Thomas Pynchon.
I’ve always pictured DKM as that “cranky old man” photo, but it works for NWO as well. Except, as cynickal stated, he’s banging a sippy cup up and down at the same time.
I’m picturing him with a perpetually furrowed brow, caused by his rage at all the women walking around randomly orgasming every time he looks at them.
I can totally see him wearing this on his official big daddy documents
http://vineland.pynchonwiki.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:Pynchon-simpsons.jpg
I am particularly interested in NWO’s ideas on lesbian sex. Do they just dress sexy at each other when they’re feeling randy? Or do they dress sexy, hold hands and walk around town sexually frustrating men together?
wrong simpsons picture, obviously it’s
http://www.fanpop.com/spots/the-simpsons/images/7414384/title/old-man-yells-cloud-photo
Silly Shadow, lesbians have sex with straight men. NWO saw it in his porn so it must be true.
Guys, don’t do that.
You guys, this controversy can be easily resolved via a simple experiment. All we need to do is have all the female commenters go outside wearing something sexy, go find some men to potentially frustrate by walking around looking sexy and not having sex with them, and then report back about whether or not we experience feelings of sexual release as a result. I’m wearing a sweater and jeans, but they’re fairly tight – that should be provocative enough, right?
I’m running out to the store in a few hours, so I will report in with my results when I get back.
I take it NWO didn’t see Black Swan. The idea that women can masturbate or have sex might without a man involved would probably make his head explode.
Guys, don’t do that.
Guys, please do that too, just to confuse NWO.
And I have no idea how “might” ended up in my previous sentence. I blame the lesbians.
@ Lauralot – NWO I can totally picture as the old man, but DKM reminds me more of Michael Emerson’s character on Lost
Thousand yard stare, cold, dead, unblinking fish eyes. Creepy Casper Milquetoast voice. Pile of bodies in the basement.
Oh god, it’s so fitting.
DKM is like something out of Hostel – The Steampunk Edition.
@ CassandraSays: Ah, but there is a fundamental flaw in that experiment: It relies on women self-reporting about their experiences. After all, as NWOSlave kindly explained to us, women are devious liars who will participate in globally-coordinated misinformation campaigns to justify their power grabs.
Since there isn’t some kind of brain-scanning device that can measure whether the participants are in fact experiencing sexual release, we simply cannot know the truth. Therefore it is only reasonable to assume that NWOSlave’s unsupported assertions are true.
… what’s that you say? There IS such a device? Er, well, it might have been designed and/or operated by communists and/or big pharma. Can you prove it wasn’t? Well then, it is only reasonable to assume…
Given that NWOslave has said that he would rather be raped than aroused by a women that he did not then have sexual intercourse with, I can’t imagine that he would view pornography.
@Sharculese
Pshaww, you could never trap our hero that easily. Crafty NWO would never hand that article to a goverment agency lest he then be contractually obligated to spend his time yelling at clouds. Clearly this is a Rothschild conspiracy and we’re too busy being huffed out on blue pills to see it for ourselves.
@ozymandius42
I devoutly pray to anything and everything that may be out there for this to be a view that he (or anyone) has actually espoused.
So, in NWOland, could you arrest a woman if a man has thought of her naked and she didn’t sleep with him? Since it’s worse than rape…
Since in NWO land a man can be arrested just because a woman says so, and he believes in escalation, does that mean that he should be able to have women arrested just because he thinks that they might be considering dressing sexy at some point in the future?
this I can totally see NWO being
http://www.google.ca/imgres?q=the+simpsons+138th+episode+spectacular+matt+groening+pistol&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=Jv3&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1680&bih=957&tbm=isch&tbnid=8USmhyqJWG4kJM:&imgrefurl=http://www.ugo.com/games/monumentally-awesome-news-of-the-day&docid=rF7bejbjY70jeM&itg=1&imgurl=http://mimg.ugo.com/200707/1523/groeninggunindex.jpg&w=326&h=200&ei=dNv8TqLZCsbw0gGb45yJBA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=701&vpy=474&dur=218&hovh=160&hovw=260&tx=205&ty=90&sig=110176768293016383639&page=1&tbnh=110&tbnw=180&start=0&ndsp=43&ved=1t:429,r:20,s:0
especially with the bolo tie
@CassandraSays
I think escalation means that the police force must employ a large number of psychics to roam the streets and arrest a woman because a man thinks so
Well, DKM did say that science would have developed ESP by now if not for pesky women getting into STEM and delaying progress, so maybe they can work together on a solution to this pressing issue.
Or maybe NWO is Mario Incandenza taken a negative turn.
NWO and DKM couldn’t work together. NWO would take one look at all those sexy, slutty dolls and run screaming over the horizon.
Hey, if we think that NWO can be scared off by excessive sexiness, I have tons of really short dresses. I propose a Miniskirt Walk to banish him.