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Is Reddit nothing more than a collection of rape jokes and pedophilia apologias?

Nope! As the totally scientific chart above shows, it also contains: generalized misogyny, racism, atheist dickbaggery, and last but not least: lots of pics hosted on imgur!

Here, some recent data, most of which I have borrowed from ShitRedditSays. I’ve put the number of upvotes for each post in brackets, when relevant.

Rape jokes:

Guys, you’re not making enough rape jokes! [+856]

“I’d fuck her until the neighbours complained about the smell.” [+250] [Bonus points: Also a murder and necrophilia joke!]

Rape clock [+36]

Redditors mock a rape victim! [Assorted upvoted posts]

Pedophilia apologia:

Admitted pedo and child porn fancier compares himself with Gandhi [+83]

More goodness (by which I mean badness) from that thread, courtesy of SRS.

Oh noes! Evil anti-pedos threaten free pedo speech! [+25]

He’s been shamed into deleting it by you. Are you happy now? For the record, mattperrin said “Why does she have to be 18? So she can be in porn? Very very few girls enter porn, and if you’re just talking about being sexually aroused by her, that’s okay for anyone 13+”.

Pedo joke … perfection! [+100]

General Misogyny (and creepiness):

Ha Ha! Girls can’t work cameras! [+636]

Girls only like thugs and they’re all dumb and why oh why won’t they go out with a nice guy like me? Did I mention I hate women?  [+assorted massive upvotes]

Help me prove to this guy feminism is no longer needed. (Please do not use profanity and words like “cunt” though.) [This whole discussion is sort of delicious; our pal ThingsAreBad, aka JeremiahMRA, pops in to argue that feminism was never needed because everything was peachy back when women couldn’t vote.]

I’d fuck her right into a broken hip. [+588] [Referencing Helen Mirren.]

“She has very large holes in her earlobes. About the circumference of an erect penis. She is also very attractive. Myself and many other redditors, immediately upon viewing the picture, imagined putting our penises through those holes.” [+10]

Bonus! More random misogyny.

Racism:

“I just had sex with my first black guy, and believe me it’s true what they say…he stole my t.v.” [+477]

“No no no, that will just attract more rapists.” [+70] [BONUS POINT: Is also a rape joke!]

Atheist douchebags:

Reddit Makes Me Hate Atheists, by Rebecca Watson. As you’ll notice, her examples from r/atheism contain many massively upvoted rape and pedophilia jokes, not to mention lots more generalized misogynistic douchebaggery. The circle is complete!

But generally speaking you can pick almost any random highly upvoted post here for endless more examples of what makes even atheist activists hate Reddit atheists.

Which have helped to inspire this meme.

Pics on Imgur:

Top posts on (my) Reddit at the moment:

Then again, random pics of cute dogs and squirrel-riding frogs are certainly preferable to more angry racist rapey hatey pedo-justifying crap. So, yay imgur, I guess? (At least when it’s not being used to post still more angry racist rapey hatey pedo-justifying crap.)

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Pecunium
12 years ago

Brandon: @Hellkell: Oh, I would love to have an honest debate. The problem is that you and most of the other commenters think that attacking me personally and attacking my position are the same thing. They aren’t.

The problem is that you think attacking your positions is attacking you. The problem is, consistently, that you conflate things, that you misrepresent things (such as the actual events/context of Elevatorgate; in which Watson, whom a group spent money to have attend a conference to talk about what skeptics can do to make their environment more pleasant for women was given an example of just what she had been talking about that very day, and made a short bit of throwaway in a much larger post; which you chose to say was her throwing a snit because of a bad pickup attempt: that you spend huge amounts of time here telling us how to live our lives, what women who want to be around you need to do, how you don’t think consent to be taped is important because the miniscule risk that someone will falsely accuse you of rape trumps their rights and the law, just to name a few of the things you have done which are roughly equivalent to this thing you are so in arms about, which you think are trivial, in comparison to something she spent 30 seconds on, and other people took massive butthurt to, and made into the huge thing you are blaming her for, but I digress).

Then, when you have misidentified discussions of how you argue (or don’t) as ad hominem, you sit there, snug in your misbegotten indignation and pretend it’s all about you, and that no one here can debate, when in reality you’ve not offered any good arguments.

Pecunium
12 years ago

And now I have to go to work. I expect to be well behind by the time I get home, ca. 2230 (we are meeting a friend for supper in the city). I’ll try catch up then, but no promises.

Spearhafoc
12 years ago

Observing the men who I know, the ones who are most successful in their approaches only approach women who’ve already been flirting with them,

I doubt I’ve ever been flirted with, but I probably wouldn’t know even if I were.

KristinMH
12 years ago

It’s like when you’re sitting in a college lecture and some guy who’s in love with the sound of his own voice tries to show how much more he knows about the subject than the professor by droning on about concepts everyone else grasped in middle school and throwing in what he thinks are “GOTCHA” questions but actually only serve to illustrate how illogical and undeveloped his thinking processes are.

YES. Brandon is That Guy. I am now imagining him with a beret and a soul patch, which is what pretentious wankers wore back when I was in university.

Spear, next Toronto Manboobz meeting, I’ll flirt with you so you know what it’s like. It’s mostly just conversation with hints of sexual interest thrown in.

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

YES. Brandon is That Guy. I am now imagining him with a beret and a soul patch, which is what pretentious wankers wore back when I was in university.

Makes me think of Mojo Nixon’s “Feelin’ Existential.”

Just caught up with this thread, and holy fuckballs does B_don win the prize for Most Obtuse Jagoff EVER.

Guys, don’t do that.

nwoslave
12 years ago

@Spearhafoc

“I doubt I’ve ever been flirted with, but I probably wouldn’t know even if I were.”

Flirting = A woman/girl using her sexuality to sexually arouse a man.

Aren’t you in college? Slutwalk central? Women/girls by the droves are acting like animals in heat to sexually arouse men in college. The “flirting” is just a matter of degree. Women can dress and act like animals in heat to sexually arouse all men, or they can directly act like an animal in heat towards a specific man.

Lotsa “flirting” going on in college. How’s that sexual frustration workin out for ya so far? And you want to be sexually frustrated directly by an individual woman?

Maybe some “nice girl” will act like an animal in heat towards you directly, get you all aroused and than deny you your sexuality. As you pine away night after lonely night you can take solace in the fact she felt a good bit of sexual release knowing she was able to sexually arouse you directly.

Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it!

Lauralot
Lauralot
12 years ago

Regarding song parodies: Most of what I posted was “I’ve Been Workin’ on the Railroad,” but broken up between posts. The other one was “The Edge of Glory.”

Yeah, NWO, girls are the only people who flirt. Your understanding of the human species is dizzying.

Caraz
Caraz
12 years ago

All of the evidence points me towards one conclusion: NWO has never met a single human being in his life.

It explains why he is so woefully incorrect about…everything and everyone.

Lauralot
Lauralot
12 years ago

The last man in the world sat in a room. There was a laptop upon his table.

Kendra, the bionic mommy
Kendra, the bionic mommy
12 years ago

Maybe some “nice girl” will act like an animal in heat towards you directly, get you all aroused and than deny you your sexuality. As you pine away night after lonely night you can take solace in the fact she felt a good bit of sexual release knowing she was able to sexually arouse you directly.

Sure, that’s how women get off. We don’t enjoy having sex, masturbation, or anything like that. We experience pleasure by arousing men and then turning them down.

/eyeroll and /sarcasm

Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it!

What does that even mean? Get what?

Bee
Bee
12 years ago

As you pine away night after lonely night you can take solace in the fact she felt a good bit of sexual release knowing she was able to sexually arouse you directly.

I’m trying to think of how this would work in real time. It doesn’t, of course, but … I guess this explains a lot of the milkslave’s other beliefs.

Human sexuality, a primer, by milkslave.

How men get off: They get off.

How women get off: They work men into a state of sexual frenzy and then deny them sex.

What strange and wondrous creatures these “women” are!

Spearhafoc
12 years ago

Once again, NWOslave, if it’s so painful for men to get aroused without release, how do strip clubs stay in business?

kristinmh
kristinmh
12 years ago

OK, NWO, sorry I brought it up. I had no idea that by talking to someone while non-verbally communicating that I might be interested in sexytimes was some kind of war crime. Someone inform The Hague.

Bee
Bee
12 years ago

Oh my god. Female strippers must be orgasming all over the damn place.

Shadow
Shadow
12 years ago

@Lauralot
“The last man in the world sat in a room. There was a laptop upon his table.”

And soon a new, animalistic humanity was born

@Spear

I’m not being even remotely facile when I say the chances of you never being flirted with are infinitesimally small because IME everyone has received sexual interest at some point, and I know people that are far on the wrong side of conventionally attractive, or even conventionally average.

Did anyone else get the image from NWO of women out in the street quivering in orgasmic bliss with each step they take? How do y’all get anything done through all that getting off?

Or does NWO think that women sit around in the streets and cry for their food and money (in their slutty gear) because they can’t work through all the orgasms they get from the perceived blue balls every woman gives every man that they come across?

Lauralot
Lauralot
12 years ago

I figured it out: NWOSlave is actually Rob Liefeld. He’s never seen a real woman, and his mental image of them is nothing but a giant ass and tits ( http://www.dubnerdesign.com/images/3donx.jpeg ) so of course he thinks women are constantly flaunting their bodies!

Shadow
Shadow
12 years ago

@Spearhafoc

In NWO Russia, strippers pay you!!!

bobbyjo (@bobbyjo1950)
12 years ago

Quote: HEY, INTERNET PEOPLE, ELEVATORS ARE NOT A PLACE TO TRY AND PICK UP WOMEN. HUMANS IN GENERAL DON’T LIKE BEING HIT ON BY STRANGE PEOPLE WHILE TRAPPED IN A SMALL METAL BOX WITH THEM. End.

Oh christ, MEN KNOW THIS

bobbyjo (@bobbyjo1950)
12 years ago

Quote: HEY, INTERNET PEOPLE, ELEVATORS ARE NOT A PLACE TO TRY AND PICK UP WOMEN. HUMANS IN GENERAL DON’T LIKE BEING HIT ON BY STRANGE PEOPLE WHILE TRAPPED IN A SMALL METAL BOX WITH THEM. End.

Oh christ, MEN KNOW THIS and that’s exactly why the clever bastard decided to flirt with her in middle of night in an elevator. Who does this pal think he’s fooling. You’re just wasting your breathe – any adult knows better. That dude just didn’t care. Take that back…. He did care …. about making her uncomfortable…. that’s why he did it.

ozymandias42
12 years ago

So when a gentleman tells me “I think you’re cute, you’ve got glasses and brains”, that isn’t flirting? And when a lady walks by without acknowledging me but in an ass-flattering skirt, that is flirting?

Good to know.

cynickal
cynickal
12 years ago

@Nobinayamu

When you write shit this stupid, does it actually make sense to you? I mean when you write “I am a strong agnostic…” does it seem like a relevant point? What does it mean to be a “strong agnostic,” Brandon?

It means his Kinda-Sorta-Maybe there is-Maybe there isn’t ideas can lift their own weight. Or they’ve over ripened and should be thrown out before they ferment or grow mold.

@Cynickal: And that context is subjective and open for debate.

No, no it’s not. Denial is not debate. You are a tool who is denying that actions happen within context.

My point is Rebecca might not like that scenario, but maybe another woman would find it romantic.

Thus proving that Brandon, in fact, has never actually met a woman. Ever.

Aaaaannnnnd! NWO is back to bang his sippy cup on the keyboards again.

ozymandias42
12 years ago

God, Spear, why does Owlyslave have this giant thing about you and your sexuality? You’d think he has a mancrush or something.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

“As you pine away night after lonely night you can take solace in the fact she felt a good bit of sexual release knowing she was able to sexually arouse you directly. ”

(Blinks.) Oh, Slavey, never change.The world needs at least one MRA as openly deranged at you who we can point at whenever anyone tries to pretend that it’s a legitimate political movement.

Sharculese
12 years ago

It means his Kinda-Sorta-Maybe there is-Maybe there isn’t ideas can lift their own weight. Or they’ve over ripened and should be thrown out before they ferment or grow mold.

I am agnostic, so I don’t give one rat’s ass about jesus or the retarded notion of god.

Kyrie
Kyrie
12 years ago

“Who does this pal think he’s fooling.”
B___don apparently.

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