Christmas came early for the MRAs this year. Earlier this week, a generous soul calling himself AgentOrange posted a 165 MB present online for them, an assortment of super-secret internet postings from a private forum connected to the RadFem Hub, which Mr. Orange collected by bravely going behind enemy lines and, er, screencapping a bunch of shit. As the OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE declared:
[B]oth feminists and MRAs alike, have been anxiously awaiting the promised complete files of screen shots and associated materials collected by Agent Orange.
These files are apparently so vile and incendiary that Mr. Orange has deemed it necessary to reveal the personal information of some of the RadFemHub commenters. Not to encourage anyone to stalk or harass or harm them, just so that those offended by them can do whatever it is people do when personal info is leaked on the internet that doesn’t involve stalking or harassing or harming them. Send them postcards?
But in any case there is no reason whatsoever to think that a group of really really really angry people who love making threats on the internet and think their opponents are as bad as Hitler could ever do anything that would be in any way problematic.
So, you might ask, what dastardly secrets do these new files disclose? Oddly, the PRESS RELEASE doesn’t actually specify. The AgentOrange website doesn’t say either. And the 165 MB download is just a bunch of files with no explanation.
But I have spent some time going through these files myself in a completely random manner, which is evidently what AgentOrange expects everyone who downloads the files to do. To be perfectly honest, I haven’t spent that much time on this. I’ve really been quite busy with other things. But I have spent some time. More than twenty minutes, anyway.
So let me share with you some preliminary findings.
Here, straight from the AgentOrange files, are some RadFems discussing a news story about a male midwife who thinks that mothers should embrace the pain of childbirth as a “rite of passage.” (Click on the teensy image on the right to get it full-sized.)
Apparently some of those RadFems don’t think this is a good idea! One of them says:
Does he even know what uterine cramps/contractions even feel like?
Another adds:
I read that and rolled my eyes. … If only it were possible to subject mister midwife (my ass) to the joyous pain of childbirth. I guess a swift kick to the balls is as close as he’s ever going to come to it.
Clearly suggesting that a male midwife suffer pain similar to what he suggests women should suffer is nothing short of GENOCIDE!
But wait, there’s more! Another woman writes:
There is no reason why women should have to endure pain like this in this day and age.
That sounds exactly like something HITLER would have said! (If you replace “women” with “Jews” and “no reason” with “every reason.”)
Still another adds:
This is phenomenally stupid, and completely out of step with current pain management theory and procedures.
Is there no end to this feminazi depravity!?
Oh, but there’s more, much more. In this thread — click the image to the right — the evil RadFems complain about guys trying to pick them up in a creepy manner. One of the ladies suggests that a good way to get the guys to leave you alone is to tell them you’re a widow.
You see now that feminism is all about DECEPTION!
Maybe it should be called Deceptionism!
Ok, ok, just one more. In a thread called “I’m mad as hell” — right over there on the right again — one commenter complains about getting a computer virus.
She’s so mad she says she’s even considering downloading Ubuntu and forgoing all Microsoft products, which are frequently targets of viruses! What? Huh? DOES NOT COMPUTE. BZZZZZZZ. LADY USING LINUX ERROR ERROR. *$^*$()*%(*$$$$$$$$. EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN.
CARRIER.
REBOOTING.
FLUSHING CACHE.
Ok. I’m back. Another commenter there says something about castrating guys who write viruses.
That does seem a little excessive. Though I don’t think she means it literally.
I will return to this topic later, after I recover.
In the meantime, if you want to see the most ridiculous comments on the matter from Reddit’s Men’s Rightsers, you can find some of them collected together here. Among the highlights:
This isn’t public shaming, its outing criminals that are planning your genocide.
A story of a plan of naziesque proportions is about to broken.
I think we can all agree that feminism inevitably heads down the road of male genocide.
MRAs, more melodramatic than emo kids.
Oh, and by the way, two of the Reddit quotes above come from a fellow known on Reddit as Sigi1, but who may be more familiar to Man Boobzers as Eoghan. Without clicking on the links, can you guess which two?
This post contains:
Jesus Christ bananas….
“I was offended by MRA’s on the Spearhead forum that said they wanted to remove the voice boxes of baby girls and put all women in rape camps. Even though their statements were vile and inexcusable, I never thought they should have their private information plastered all over the Internet.
Apparently, Elam has plans in store that are going to be worse than this. He said
We now have a team of individuals that goes beyond what we advertise on our pages, and we are gearing up to add a new doomsday prophesy to 2012. Let’s put it this way: The fembots better hope the Mayan’s were right about next year, because they would rather deal with that than the things we are cooking up.”
Ummm….this here sounds like a Terroristic threat to me, and should probably be report to…..fuck, whomever. Now, how to go about doing that….HMMMMM….(no, seriously, I’m brainlocking–bear with me, just came back from a beoytch of a workout).
@Slavey–yes, ’tis I, 10G, ready to bring you some more TRITE SHRIEKING! I should just change my Avatar to “Trite Shrieker”….anyhoo, lemme try to break down the girly pain shizzle for ya, McDizzle: Me girl! Me gots girly parts! Once a month, as is the case with MANY wimmenz, they HURT LIKE HELL, because once my body figures out that there ain’t no baby-helping jibbers (i.e., spermies from BOY PARTS), my UTERUS (MAJOR ladypart) gets a wee little too enthusiastic and gives me hella bad cramps, because–well, it’s weird that way. And until you’ve become a girl and actually HAVE these lady parts that can, and often do, hurt monthly, you have NO RIGHT to decide whether or not we (or ANYONE under ANY circumstances) deserve pain management. Period. Oh, and what the hell do YOU know of God? You are the EXACT antithesis of the teachings of Christ (dude who was God’s son, remember?). You are cruel, have no sympathy or mercy….you just…nevermind. If you actually KNEW your creator, you probably wouldn’t act like you do. How the fuck do you deal with FEMALE cows all day? I’m surprised your brain hasn’t turned itself inside out and you don’t run nekkid through the cow pasture.
@Holly: Weed, meanness and embalming fluid? ROFLMAO!! Yeah, that’d be the Slavey specialty mix!!
@Cynikal–High five ’cause you’re always so cool.
I forgot I was a communist! THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING! Thanks, Lauralot!
@CassandraSays
It’s called critical thinking. I simply don’t accept what anyone tells me is a fact. Did you know that when I was in school they told me the universe was between 3.5 and 4.5 billion years old. These days we’re told it’s around 13 billion years old. Does that make me 10 billion years old? The fact, is they simply have no idea.
Say I use the speed of light as a way to measure time. What if the thorized speed of light is way off?
Say I use the rate of cooling as a way to measure time? What if the cooling was much quicker or slower after the “big bang”
The big bang is the premise of a singularity. No one knows what if anything existed before.
It’s a lot of thoeries, which are based on theories, which are based on theories. Kinda makes my theory of male/female sexuality seem like genius by comparison. At least I use actual observation.
If NWO wrote a math book, it would have the following word problem.
Ten evil lying women board a train traveling west at 60 mph. Five male victims of paternity fraud board a second train traveling east at 35 mph. How long will it take for all ten women to falsely accuse all five men of rape? Show your work.
“Kinda makes my theory of male/female sexuality seem like genius by comparison.”
Not really, no.
Greetings from planet Earth, by the way.
NWO, have you ever smoked weed? If not, I’d recommend it. I think it would do wonders for you.
I love, love love, LOVE, you NWO. You do such a fine job representing your people.
I’m still blown away that you can write things like this, and some of the regulars will still try to reason with you. They have the patience of saints. Meanwhile, you have the willful ignorance of a cult member.
Hey NWO, if you drink this Kool-Aid I made, all the evil feminists will go away. Try some!
Okay, NWO, so, uh, where did the universe come from?
(psst: the speed of light is not that hard to measure. you can do it with a candy bar. http://www.instructables.com/id/How-To-Measure-the-Speed-of-Light-Using-Chocola/ )
Apparently this is NWO on weed. It does make some people paranoid. In his case maybe he should stop.
@10G
That was quite a rant. You say “many.” What is many? I never said you didn’t feel pain. I debunked the myth that your pain is due to misogyny. the entire rant by Amused was centered around false propaganda. Misogyny of course was the culprit. Misogyny was the core of her speech.
I’ve never seen a female cow or a bull close up. This is just the standard rhetoric of everyone who resides here to ridicule everything about me. I am a non-feminist man after all. I deserve hatred and scorn.
Goddidit.
Goddidit is always the answer from the kind of person that NWO is.
MRAL, it would be nice if weed would help him calm down. However, it also have the side effect of causing paranoia. NWO definitely doesn’t need that.
Oops, ninja’ed.
Yeah, everyone responds differently I guess. But for myself, the other day I was smoking pot and I was just so zen. Always an awesome feeling.
I’m now trying to imagine a less-mellow NWO. If it gives me nightmares I’m holding MRAL responsible.
Maybe the weed is NWOs attempt to self-medicate? Since all mental health professionals are women and thus evil.
Maybe NWO sprang fully formed from Thomas Pynchon’s asscrack sweat.
@Holly Pervocracy
I’ll try that experiment, although it doesn’t look nearly as fun as mentos and coke.
@CassandraSays
Haven’t had any weed in 2 years. Now that’s a crime.
The night mental healthy worker at my ER isn’t just male, he’s a really crusty and kind of sexist old guy. He’s a pretty poor representative of the feminist takeover of the mental health establishment.
@Men’s Rights Activist Lieutenant
Nah, ya just thow some rocks into a lava pit, wait for lightening to strike and it makes DNA. Every kid knows that.
Not that all of Thomas Pynchon’s asscrack sweat would give rise to NWO’s particular brand of paranoia. But much like sons often differ from their fathers, likewise, you get all kinds.
Wait, NWO, do you believe in evolution?
Actually, if you include water, nitrogen, methane, and such, this is about right. You get amino acids.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miller%E2%80%93Urey_experiment (I know, wiki link, but the experiment was performed before Wikipedia was invented, there are many other sources describing it.)
Amino acids + a bijillion years of recombination selecting for the best combinations = LIFE! It’s pretty awesome,huh?
10G: /high-five!
I know this will probably be too complicated for our genius level milking machine technition but, submitted for your approval.
MRAL – to answer your question in a more serious way, if we just ignore NWO, his lies go unanswered. Maybe we’ll never change his mind (or even his talking points), but educating the lurkers is a virtue in itself.
Glad to see you in such good form, by the way.