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AgentOrange and the Screencaps of Feminazi Doom

Santa is no longer interested in bringing joy to girls.

Christmas came early for the MRAs this year. Earlier this week, a generous soul calling himself AgentOrange posted a 165 MB present online for them, an assortment of super-secret internet postings from a private forum connected to the RadFem Hub, which Mr. Orange collected by bravely going behind enemy lines and, er, screencapping a bunch of shit. As the OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE declared:

[B]oth feminists and MRAs alike, have been anxiously awaiting the promised complete files of screen shots and associated materials collected by Agent Orange.

These files are apparently so vile and incendiary that Mr. Orange has deemed it necessary to reveal the personal information of some of the RadFemHub commenters. Not to encourage anyone to stalk or harass or harm them, just so that those offended by them can do whatever it is people do when personal info is leaked on the internet that doesn’t involve stalking or harassing or harming them. Send them postcards?

But in any case there is no reason whatsoever to think that a group of really really really angry people who love making threats on the internet and  think their opponents are as bad as Hitler could ever do anything that would be in any way problematic.

So, you might ask, what dastardly secrets do these new files disclose? Oddly, the PRESS RELEASE doesn’t actually specify. The AgentOrange website doesn’t say either. And the 165 MB download is just a bunch of files with no explanation.

But I have spent some time going through these files myself in a completely random manner, which is evidently what AgentOrange expects everyone who downloads the files to do. To be perfectly honest, I haven’t spent that much time on this. I’ve really been quite busy with other things. But I have spent some time. More than twenty minutes, anyway.

So let me share with you some preliminary findings.

Here, straight from the AgentOrange files, are some RadFems discussing a news story about a male midwife who thinks that mothers should embrace the pain of childbirth as a “rite of passage.” (Click on the teensy image on the right to get it full-sized.)

Apparently some of those RadFems don’t think this is a good idea! One of them says:

Does he even know what uterine cramps/contractions even feel like?

Another adds:

I read that and rolled my eyes. … If only it were possible to subject mister midwife (my ass) to the joyous pain of childbirth. I guess a swift kick to the balls is as close as he’s ever going to come to it.

Clearly suggesting that a male midwife suffer pain similar to what he suggests women should suffer is nothing short of GENOCIDE!

But wait, there’s more! Another woman writes:

There is no reason why women should have to endure pain like this in this day and age.

That sounds exactly like something HITLER would have said! (If you replace “women” with “Jews” and “no reason” with “every reason.”)

Still another adds:

This is phenomenally stupid, and completely out of step with current pain management theory and procedures.

Is there no end to this feminazi depravity!?

Oh, but there’s more, much more. In this thread — click the image to the right — the evil RadFems complain about guys trying to pick them up in a creepy manner. One of the ladies suggests that a good way to get the guys to leave you alone is to tell them you’re a widow.

You see now that feminism is all about DECEPTION!

Maybe it should be called Deceptionism!

Ok, ok, just one more. In a thread called “I’m mad as hell” — right over there on the right again — one commenter complains about getting a computer virus.

She’s so mad she says she’s even considering downloading Ubuntu and forgoing all Microsoft products, which are frequently targets of viruses! What? Huh? DOES NOT COMPUTE. BZZZZZZZ. LADY USING LINUX ERROR ERROR. *$^*$()*%(*$$$$$$$$. EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN.

CARRIER.

REBOOTING.

FLUSHING CACHE.

Ok. I’m back. Another commenter there says something about castrating guys who write viruses.

That does seem a little excessive. Though I don’t think she means it literally.

I will return to this topic later, after I recover.

In the meantime, if you want to see the most ridiculous comments on the matter from Reddit’s Men’s Rightsers, you can find some of them collected together here. Among the highlights:

Violence on men is incited daily, by the hour, by the second. Every time someone makes a post on reddit there is a sexist opinion about all men.

This isn’t public shaming, its outing criminals that are planning your genocide.

A story of a plan of naziesque proportions is about to broken.

I think we can all agree that feminism inevitably heads down the road of male genocide.

MRAs, more melodramatic than emo kids.

Oh, and by the way, two of the Reddit quotes above come from a fellow known on Reddit as Sigi1, but who may be more familiar to Man Boobzers as Eoghan. Without clicking on the links, can you guess which two?

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Lauralot
Lauralot
12 years ago

Doesn’t PCP also make people basically immune to pain?

Spearhafoc
12 years ago

…Why has this gentleman named himself after a punk band and/or a herbicide which is used in war and causes serious health problems?

I just assumed he was Larfleeze.

And by the way, I think I’ve discovered NWOslave’s true identity.

NWOslave
NWOslave
12 years ago

@Timid Atheist

“As god was never alive I have a hard time believing he’s been killed. Care to cite your sources on that one? Fair’s fair after all.”

I have as much proof that God is alive as you have that he isn’t. You believe that a bunch of rocks got banged around a coupla billion years ago and wrote the millions of different DNA codes for each of the millions of different species. If that’s your belief. Fine. It ain’t mine.

Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
12 years ago

Well, pain builds character, as Calvin’s dad would say.

Lauralot
Lauralot
12 years ago

Hell yes Larfleeze.

In other news I just tried the vanilla thing because I currently have a headache, and I would just like to say that vanilla does not taste nearly as good as it smells.

Sharculese
12 years ago

fuck yes, i was thinking just earlier about olwslaves ‘rock made biology’ diatribe

NWOslave
NWOslave
12 years ago

@ozymandias42
“NWO: Pain hurts. Hurty things are bad. We should make bad things go away if we can. We can make pain go away. Therefore, pain relief for everyone who needs it!”

I agree. I was just debunking the lies she wrote. No one here questioned anything she wrote because it either emphazised misogyny, which was non-existant, or portrayed women as victims.

ozymandias42
12 years ago

Owly I… I thought you said God was killed.

How is he alive if he just got killed?

Be honest: is God a zombie?

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

Didn’t NWO claim earlier that men have to rape women because evolution?

He’s a complicated man.

Molly Ren
12 years ago

I think NWOslave just doesn’t believe childbirth is that painful. Or at least, not as painful as an abdominal wound.

Caraz
Caraz
12 years ago

We should use NWO as the mark of wrongness. I honestly think he may be the wrongest person on the planet. Every single belief in his head seems to be factually incorrect, it’s quite an achievement if you look at it that way.

ozymandias42
12 years ago

Horrible lies like… one person screaming in agony hurts more than the other person screaming in agony, because the second person has a vagina? o.o

Lauralot
Lauralot
12 years ago

I think we should all get together and form the “Pain is Bad and Beating People is Bad and Maybe We Should All Just Make S’mores Together and Be Awesome” club.

I was going to call it “The Human Fund,” but it turns out that’s already taken.

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

I think we should all get together and form the “Pain is Bad and Beating People is Bad and Maybe We Should All Just Make S’mores Together and Be Awesome” club.

Count me in. I’ll bring marshmallows.

NWOslave
NWOslave
12 years ago

@ozymandias42

Too funny dear. You know what I meant about killing God, It’s part of the communist, and also part of the feminist manfiesto. Destroy the family and spiritual faith in God, transfer the wealth to the State. The State becomes the defacto moral authority.

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

Lauralot – I will join that club! I will bring marshmallows!

Lauralot
Lauralot
12 years ago

Wait, do they make vegetarian marshmallows? Maybe we can have a baking party before the s’more party. I know how to make snow into candy!

Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
12 years ago

…I don’t understand why people love to debate with NWO. He never really responds, or if he does, it’s just the same old material seemingly copy-and-pasted from earlier posts, bearing only a tangential relationship to whatever he actually quoted.

David K. Meller is far more fun and intelligent than this boring dumbass.

cynickal
cynickal
12 years ago

@Ozy

…Why has this gentleman named himself after a punk band and/or a herbicide which is used in war and causes serious health problems?

Because for some reason, no one wants to be Mr. Pink.

@Quackers, Make gingerbread ninjas!

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

Oh darn. Ninjaed. I’ll bring graham crackers.

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

Are there vegan marshmallows?

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

Are marshmallows not vegan? I just realized I have no idea what they’re made of.

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

Vegan marshmallows!

http://www.sweetandsara.com/

Lauralot
Lauralot
12 years ago

I was just off googling recipes. Thanks for the link, Holly!

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

Regular marshmallows have gelatin (made from animal… let’s go with “parts”) so they are not vegetarian, kosher, or vegan.

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