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AgentOrange and the Screencaps of Feminazi Doom

Santa is no longer interested in bringing joy to girls.

Christmas came early for the MRAs this year. Earlier this week, a generous soul calling himself AgentOrange posted a 165 MB present online for them, an assortment of super-secret internet postings from a private forum connected to the RadFem Hub, which Mr. Orange collected by bravely going behind enemy lines and, er, screencapping a bunch of shit. As the OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE declared:

[B]oth feminists and MRAs alike, have been anxiously awaiting the promised complete files of screen shots and associated materials collected by Agent Orange.

These files are apparently so vile and incendiary that Mr. Orange has deemed it necessary to reveal the personal information of some of the RadFemHub commenters. Not to encourage anyone to stalk or harass or harm them, just so that those offended by them can do whatever it is people do when personal info is leaked on the internet that doesn’t involve stalking or harassing or harming them. Send them postcards?

But in any case there is no reason whatsoever to think that a group of really really really angry people who love making threats on the internet and  think their opponents are as bad as Hitler could ever do anything that would be in any way problematic.

So, you might ask, what dastardly secrets do these new files disclose? Oddly, the PRESS RELEASE doesn’t actually specify. The AgentOrange website doesn’t say either. And the 165 MB download is just a bunch of files with no explanation.

But I have spent some time going through these files myself in a completely random manner, which is evidently what AgentOrange expects everyone who downloads the files to do. To be perfectly honest, I haven’t spent that much time on this. I’ve really been quite busy with other things. But I have spent some time. More than twenty minutes, anyway.

So let me share with you some preliminary findings.

Here, straight from the AgentOrange files, are some RadFems discussing a news story about a male midwife who thinks that mothers should embrace the pain of childbirth as a “rite of passage.” (Click on the teensy image on the right to get it full-sized.)

Apparently some of those RadFems don’t think this is a good idea! One of them says:

Does he even know what uterine cramps/contractions even feel like?

Another adds:

I read that and rolled my eyes. … If only it were possible to subject mister midwife (my ass) to the joyous pain of childbirth. I guess a swift kick to the balls is as close as he’s ever going to come to it.

Clearly suggesting that a male midwife suffer pain similar to what he suggests women should suffer is nothing short of GENOCIDE!

But wait, there’s more! Another woman writes:

There is no reason why women should have to endure pain like this in this day and age.

That sounds exactly like something HITLER would have said! (If you replace “women” with “Jews” and “no reason” with “every reason.”)

Still another adds:

This is phenomenally stupid, and completely out of step with current pain management theory and procedures.

Is there no end to this feminazi depravity!?

Oh, but there’s more, much more. In this thread — click the image to the right — the evil RadFems complain about guys trying to pick them up in a creepy manner. One of the ladies suggests that a good way to get the guys to leave you alone is to tell them you’re a widow.

You see now that feminism is all about DECEPTION!

Maybe it should be called Deceptionism!

Ok, ok, just one more. In a thread called “I’m mad as hell” — right over there on the right again — one commenter complains about getting a computer virus.

She’s so mad she says she’s even considering downloading Ubuntu and forgoing all Microsoft products, which are frequently targets of viruses! What? Huh? DOES NOT COMPUTE. BZZZZZZZ. LADY USING LINUX ERROR ERROR. *$^*$()*%(*$$$$$$$$. EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN.

CARRIER.

REBOOTING.

FLUSHING CACHE.

Ok. I’m back. Another commenter there says something about castrating guys who write viruses.

That does seem a little excessive. Though I don’t think she means it literally.

I will return to this topic later, after I recover.

In the meantime, if you want to see the most ridiculous comments on the matter from Reddit’s Men’s Rightsers, you can find some of them collected together here. Among the highlights:

Violence on men is incited daily, by the hour, by the second. Every time someone makes a post on reddit there is a sexist opinion about all men.

This isn’t public shaming, its outing criminals that are planning your genocide.

A story of a plan of naziesque proportions is about to broken.

I think we can all agree that feminism inevitably heads down the road of male genocide.

MRAs, more melodramatic than emo kids.

Oh, and by the way, two of the Reddit quotes above come from a fellow known on Reddit as Sigi1, but who may be more familiar to Man Boobzers as Eoghan. Without clicking on the links, can you guess which two?

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Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

Oh dear God, now NWO’s given himself free licence to tell “through a hole in a sheet” jokes every time someone points out he doesn’t understand or follow his own damn religion.

zhinxy
12 years ago

NWOslave, where is the mockery actually directed at christians going on here?

Moewicus
Moewicus
12 years ago

I would just like to note that Owlyslave just called the* Biblical plan of creation “hoaky.” Not only can he not get evolution straight, he tricks himself into mocking his own beliefs.

Also, Lauralot win the thread, twice.

*There isn’t really one. Compare the order of creation presented in Genesis 1 vs Genesis 2. See also: the Documentary Hypothesis.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

And the Lord said, love your neighbor, unless she’s a woman, in which case beat the shit out of her on general principles.

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

“Then Peter came to NWOJesus and asked, “Lord, how many times shall I forgive my brother when he sins against me? Up to seven times?” NWOJesus answered, “I tell you, not seven times, but seventy-seven times. But that’s only for brothers. If sisters give you any guff, beat them in the street.”

Seraph
Seraph
12 years ago

My new rule is, since there are Jewish folk on this blog. Mock a Christian and I cut lose with Jewish mockery. Fair enough? Cause I don’t like it. For all your empty words about respect ya sure don’t show any.

Is this what turning the other cheek looks like?

NWOslave
NWOslave
12 years ago

@Holly Pervocracy
The same to you.

To get that you have to show it. It doesn’t go default women get compassion. Women don’t listen to men.

ozymandias42
12 years ago

“O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? And to beat up women if they piss you off, of course.”
–NWOMicah

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

“Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven.”
-Jesus

“To get that you have to show it. It doesn’t go default women get compassion.”
-NWO

just sayin’

NWOslave
NWOslave
12 years ago

@Seraph

I’ve turned a million cheeks. They’ve been beaten off my face. There ain’t none left. Now what?

zhinxy
12 years ago

Okay, you all heard Keita doing the title song, right? you did, right?>

Okay now hear this shit. I actually am not that fond of this track and heard it too many times, but her delivery is raw and amazing.

zhinxy
12 years ago

Until seventy times, seven, nwo.

VoiP
VoiP
12 years ago

@VoiP

I don’t know what a zie is?

You’re stalling. Respond to Ozy, please.

There’s men and women, boys and girls, males and females.

Oh, really? That’s not what St. Paul said:

Wherefore then serveth the law? It was added because of transgressions, till the seed should come to whom the promise was made; and it was ordained by angels in the hand of a mediator.

Now a mediator is not a mediator of one, but God is one.

Is the law then against the promises of God? God forbid: for if there had been a law given which could have given life, verily righteousness should have been by the law.

But the scripture hath concluded all under sin, that the promise by faith of Jesus Christ might be given to them that believe.

But before faith came, we were kept under the law, shut up unto the faith which should afterwards be revealed.

Wherefore the law was our schoolmaster to bring us unto Christ, that we might be justified by faith.

But after that faith is come, we are no longer under a schoolmaster.

For ye are all the children of God by faith in Christ Jesus.

For as many of you as have been baptized into Christ have put on Christ.

There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.

And if ye be Christ’s, then are ye Abraham’s seed, and heirs according to the promise.

–Galatians 3, 19-29

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

Oh, Jesus, not another of our wankers wanking about respect.

Here’s a thought, NWO, if you want respect, try earning it. A good start is not advocating the beatings of people you don’t agree with.

Seraph
Seraph
12 years ago

Interesting thing about all this beating in the street: when Jesus was presented with the chance to have a woman beaten to death in the street (for being a slut, no less), he put a stop to it and shamed everyone who’d been planning to do the beating into leaving her alone.

What a mangina.

NWOslave
NWOslave
12 years ago

@ozymandias42

And you also have to do that. Dresses, dollies and dildos for men ain’t cuttin the mustard.

zhinxy
12 years ago

WHAT IS A LAW? HOW IS LAW MADE?

NWOslave
NWOslave
12 years ago

@hellkell

That’s what I’ve been trying to tell all you people. Respect is earned. It doesn’t go women get default respect, men need to earn it. Think dressing and acting like whores. You don’t get respect for that.

ozymandias42
12 years ago

NWO: I would advise you take a moment and meditate on these words from Jesus:

“Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth: But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also. And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat, let him have thy cloak also. And whosoever shall compel thee to go a mile, go with him twain.”

VoiP
VoiP
12 years ago

I’ve turned a million cheeks. They’ve been beaten off my face. There ain’t none left. Now what?

But I say unto you which hear, Love your enemies, do good to them which hate you,

Bless them that curse you, and pray for them which despitefully use you.

And unto him that smiteth thee on the one cheek offer also the other; and him that taketh away thy cloke forbid not to take thy coat also.

Give to every man that asketh of thee; and of him that taketh away thy goods ask them not again.

And as ye would that men should do to you, do ye also to them likewise.

For if ye love them which love you, what thank have ye? for sinners also love those that love them.

And if ye do good to them which do good to you, what thank have ye? for sinners also do even the same.

And if ye lend to them of whom ye hope to receive, what thank have ye? for sinners also lend to sinners, to receive as much again.

But love ye your enemies, and do good, and lend, hoping for nothing again; and your reward shall be great, and ye shall be the children of the Highest: for he is kind unto the unthankful and to the evil.

Be ye therefore merciful, as your Father also is merciful.

–Luke 6:27-36

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

I’ve turned a million cheeks. They’ve been beaten off my face. There ain’t none left. Now what?

Well, Jesus (and a lot of people who followed) let them kill him.

Literally kill, like in real life, not like “say bad things to on a message board while he sat in a comfy chair” kill. It really hurt and stuff.

I’m not saying you have to tolerate all insults, of course, only that it would be the most Christlike thing.

zhinxy
12 years ago

When Jesus ate with the publicans and sinners, he totally disrespected the ones that dressed like whores, yo.

Original Concept Album, featuring Murray Head as Judas.

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

Interesting thing about all this beating in the street: when Jesus was presented with the chance to have a woman beaten to death in the street (for being a slut, no less), he put a stop to it and shamed everyone who’d been planning to do the beating into leaving her alone.

What a mangina.

^^^NWO READ THIS^^^

NWOslave
NWOslave
12 years ago

@zhinxy
“WHAT IS A LAW? HOW IS LAW MADE?”

A law is when a bunch of spoilt women like yourselves, cry Oh Big Daddy there aren’t enough women in STEM. And BIg Daddy says, “you’re right.” Quota. Quota. Quota.

Happy now. Is Title IX a law. Why yes it is.

zhinxy
12 years ago

(no, I haven’t decided best version of that yet. There’s a pretty awesome spanish language one, the russian one is cool, the movie and the dutch are bothgreat, the Japanese is awesome too…)

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