Christmas came early for the MRAs this year. Earlier this week, a generous soul calling himself AgentOrange posted a 165 MB present online for them, an assortment of super-secret internet postings from a private forum connected to the RadFem Hub, which Mr. Orange collected by bravely going behind enemy lines and, er, screencapping a bunch of shit. As the OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE declared:
[B]oth feminists and MRAs alike, have been anxiously awaiting the promised complete files of screen shots and associated materials collected by Agent Orange.
These files are apparently so vile and incendiary that Mr. Orange has deemed it necessary to reveal the personal information of some of the RadFemHub commenters. Not to encourage anyone to stalk or harass or harm them, just so that those offended by them can do whatever it is people do when personal info is leaked on the internet that doesn’t involve stalking or harassing or harming them. Send them postcards?
But in any case there is no reason whatsoever to think that a group of really really really angry people who love making threats on the internet and think their opponents are as bad as Hitler could ever do anything that would be in any way problematic.
So, you might ask, what dastardly secrets do these new files disclose? Oddly, the PRESS RELEASE doesn’t actually specify. The AgentOrange website doesn’t say either. And the 165 MB download is just a bunch of files with no explanation.
But I have spent some time going through these files myself in a completely random manner, which is evidently what AgentOrange expects everyone who downloads the files to do. To be perfectly honest, I haven’t spent that much time on this. I’ve really been quite busy with other things. But I have spent some time. More than twenty minutes, anyway.
So let me share with you some preliminary findings.
Here, straight from the AgentOrange files, are some RadFems discussing a news story about a male midwife who thinks that mothers should embrace the pain of childbirth as a “rite of passage.” (Click on the teensy image on the right to get it full-sized.)
Apparently some of those RadFems don’t think this is a good idea! One of them says:
Does he even know what uterine cramps/contractions even feel like?
Another adds:
I read that and rolled my eyes. … If only it were possible to subject mister midwife (my ass) to the joyous pain of childbirth. I guess a swift kick to the balls is as close as he’s ever going to come to it.
Clearly suggesting that a male midwife suffer pain similar to what he suggests women should suffer is nothing short of GENOCIDE!
But wait, there’s more! Another woman writes:
There is no reason why women should have to endure pain like this in this day and age.
That sounds exactly like something HITLER would have said! (If you replace “women” with “Jews” and “no reason” with “every reason.”)
Still another adds:
This is phenomenally stupid, and completely out of step with current pain management theory and procedures.
Is there no end to this feminazi depravity!?
Oh, but there’s more, much more. In this thread — click the image to the right — the evil RadFems complain about guys trying to pick them up in a creepy manner. One of the ladies suggests that a good way to get the guys to leave you alone is to tell them you’re a widow.
You see now that feminism is all about DECEPTION!
Maybe it should be called Deceptionism!
Ok, ok, just one more. In a thread called “I’m mad as hell” — right over there on the right again — one commenter complains about getting a computer virus.
She’s so mad she says she’s even considering downloading Ubuntu and forgoing all Microsoft products, which are frequently targets of viruses! What? Huh? DOES NOT COMPUTE. BZZZZZZZ. LADY USING LINUX ERROR ERROR. *$^*$()*%(*$$$$$$$$. EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN.
CARRIER.
REBOOTING.
FLUSHING CACHE.
Ok. I’m back. Another commenter there says something about castrating guys who write viruses.
That does seem a little excessive. Though I don’t think she means it literally.
I will return to this topic later, after I recover.
In the meantime, if you want to see the most ridiculous comments on the matter from Reddit’s Men’s Rightsers, you can find some of them collected together here. Among the highlights:
This isn’t public shaming, its outing criminals that are planning your genocide.
A story of a plan of naziesque proportions is about to broken.
I think we can all agree that feminism inevitably heads down the road of male genocide.
MRAs, more melodramatic than emo kids.
Oh, and by the way, two of the Reddit quotes above come from a fellow known on Reddit as Sigi1, but who may be more familiar to Man Boobzers as Eoghan. Without clicking on the links, can you guess which two?
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I see what you did there.
I don’t mean to ridicule Christianity, though. Maybe poke some gentle fun, but I respect the religion.
What I don’t respect are “Christians” who think it’s okay to hate their neighbors and demand that their love be earned.
I have uploaded Keita Asari’s brilliant, Kabuki – tinged recording of Superstar, and youtube is now a processing. I help the world in small ways.
HOW IS LAW MADE? WHAT IS LAW?
Sometime I need to finish the Ultimate International Superstar project, where the greatest version of every song is determined from all the world’s cast recordings, which are then combined to create the greatest possible version.
And then Jesus will return and rapture us to showtune fangirl heaven.
@Holly Pervocracy
A little defensive there, Holly? Didn’t have any trouble mocking Christianity. Golder calfs are objects of worship. Money, money, money. Isn’t that what Jews worship?
Don’t like it? Shut your all knowing trap about Christians. Cause I don’t like it either.
Um… NWO, I’m not mocking Christianity. I was engaging in a good-faith and honest discussion about feminist interpretations of the Bible.
(Actually, the religion I’ve been most blasphemous at is probably Islam, because I did participate in Everybody Draw Mohammad Day. But even that wasn’t a protest against Islam; that was a protest against people of one religion who send death threats to and/or start riots against people of another or no religion for violating tenets of the first religion.)
If you wanna ban me for my above comment, Dave. Go ahead. But you better damn well ban everyone whose mocked Christianity. Which is everyone.
What about Scientology? Can I mock Scientology too?
Oh dear, it’s anti-semitism o-clock. Can we talk about proteins again?
NWO, I’m really surprised you believe in proteins, considering they’re such a Jewish idea originally.
Also, good job pulling the “help! Help! I’m being oppressed!” card to hide that you know jackshit about your own religion.
OKAY, EVERYBODY GET YOUR FACE ROCKED.
@David F: My vote is yes and yes….because EVERYTHING wimmenz do/think/whatever is akin to Genocide.
@Cynickal–LOL! Yeah, I’m thinking our Milkslave will find that challenging reading indeed. 😉
@Holly P: Oh hell, you poor girl, you are aware of the foul Jack Chick presence? My apologies on behalf of those of us who try to practice the Christianity Christ actually meant for us to embrace and not the horseshit Chick endorses. There’s a Jack Chick parody site out there somewhere, but I can’t remember the linky-dink. Even more sorry to hear that Marshmellows aren’t vegetarian/vegan. Will hit up the local health food store in hopes of finding some that are–seriously, that sucks. Gelatin = VILENESS. 🙁
And last but not least, Milkslave–shit, if you’ve never been around a female cow then how–nevermind. Am just surprised that I graduated from trite shrieking to simply ranting…which my last post WASN’T if you’d fucking bothered to READ it rationally, McDoofus. I’m off to bed…whoever said working out was GOOD for you was a sadistic tyrant. 😉
The other Christians in this blog seem completely fine with Holly. We’re all discussing our various beliefs in one of the threads (I’m not going to tell you which because I like having an NWO-free zone) and everyone seems pleasant. It looks like you’re the only one who’s getting his undies in a wad, and that’s probably because Holly’s committing the unforgivable sin of being Jewish in your presence.
By the way, you never told me how “Sexually harass twelve-year-olds” follows the teachings of Christ.
Proteins are a conspiracy! By the Rothchilds!
I wish I had my MellerBible handy again–the one with the really Angry Jesus who’s all “love your enemy… unless they disrespect you, then drag them in the street and beat them!”, because NWO appears to be reading from the same translation.
For the hell of it, I’ve been reading the Old Testament a lot lately, and I’ve been obsessed with Jeremiah 48, I love the way it’s translated. I love listening to James Earl Jones read it especially
48:11-17
“Moab has been at rest from youth,
like wine left on its dregs,
not poured from one jar to another—
she has not gone into exile.
So she tastes as she did,
and her aroma is unchanged.
But days are coming,”
declares the LORD,
“when I will send men who pour from pitchers,
and they will pour her out;
they will empty her pitchers
and smash her jars.
Then Moab will be ashamed of Chemosh,
as Israel was ashamed
when they trusted in Bethel.
“How can you say, ‘We are warriors,
men valiant in battle’?
Moab will be destroyed and her towns invaded;
her finest young men will go down in the slaughter,”
declares the King, whose name is the LORD Almighty.
“The fall of Moab is at hand;
her calamity will come quickly.
Mourn for her, all who live around her,
all who know her fame;
say, ‘How broken is the mighty scepter,
how broken the glorious staff!’”
@Holly Pervocracy
Oh do you have a word? anti-semitism? Does that make it bad to mock Jews? Don’t I get a word? Where’s my victim card? Christiananimosity? There ya go, now I’m untouchable as well!
I’d like to put my fluoride in your Rothschild…if you know what I mean.
(Seriously, do you know what I mean there? Because I wasn’t so sure myself.)
I think it’s more “you” that we have a problem with, rather than christians as such.
“For if you forgive men when they sin against you, your heavenly Father will also forgive you. But if you do not forgive men their sins, your Father will not forgive your sins. This is only men, of course–if women sin against you, beat them in the street.”
–NWOJesus
Hey NWO, can you answer Ozy? Because zie made some excellent points about taking St. Paul in his cultural context, and I wanted to hear what you think.
Ok, “think.”
My girlfriend’s a Christian, man. I don’t object to Christians as such. I have a deep objection to Christians who don’t understand their own fucking religion.
My new rule is, since there are Jewish folk on this blog. Mock a Christian and I cut lose with Jewish mockery. Fair enough? Cause I don’t like it. For all your empty words about respect ya sure don’t show any.
So bring it on folks!!!
“Be kind and compassionate to one another, forgiving each other, just as in Christ, God forgave you. Unless something makes you really extra-angry, then beat women in the street.”
–NWOPaul
@VoiP
I don’t know what a zie is? There’s men and women, boys and girls, males and females.
Also, the greatest I don’t know how to love him is from the recent Dutch revival. I think I have to upload that too.