Christmas came early for the MRAs this year. Earlier this week, a generous soul calling himself AgentOrange posted a 165 MB present online for them, an assortment of super-secret internet postings from a private forum connected to the RadFem Hub, which Mr. Orange collected by bravely going behind enemy lines and, er, screencapping a bunch of shit. As the OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE declared:
[B]oth feminists and MRAs alike, have been anxiously awaiting the promised complete files of screen shots and associated materials collected by Agent Orange.
These files are apparently so vile and incendiary that Mr. Orange has deemed it necessary to reveal the personal information of some of the RadFemHub commenters. Not to encourage anyone to stalk or harass or harm them, just so that those offended by them can do whatever it is people do when personal info is leaked on the internet that doesn’t involve stalking or harassing or harming them. Send them postcards?
But in any case there is no reason whatsoever to think that a group of really really really angry people who love making threats on the internet and think their opponents are as bad as Hitler could ever do anything that would be in any way problematic.
So, you might ask, what dastardly secrets do these new files disclose? Oddly, the PRESS RELEASE doesn’t actually specify. The AgentOrange website doesn’t say either. And the 165 MB download is just a bunch of files with no explanation.
But I have spent some time going through these files myself in a completely random manner, which is evidently what AgentOrange expects everyone who downloads the files to do. To be perfectly honest, I haven’t spent that much time on this. I’ve really been quite busy with other things. But I have spent some time. More than twenty minutes, anyway.
So let me share with you some preliminary findings.
Here, straight from the AgentOrange files, are some RadFems discussing a news story about a male midwife who thinks that mothers should embrace the pain of childbirth as a “rite of passage.” (Click on the teensy image on the right to get it full-sized.)
Apparently some of those RadFems don’t think this is a good idea! One of them says:
Does he even know what uterine cramps/contractions even feel like?
Another adds:
I read that and rolled my eyes. … If only it were possible to subject mister midwife (my ass) to the joyous pain of childbirth. I guess a swift kick to the balls is as close as he’s ever going to come to it.
Clearly suggesting that a male midwife suffer pain similar to what he suggests women should suffer is nothing short of GENOCIDE!
But wait, there’s more! Another woman writes:
There is no reason why women should have to endure pain like this in this day and age.
That sounds exactly like something HITLER would have said! (If you replace “women” with “Jews” and “no reason” with “every reason.”)
Still another adds:
This is phenomenally stupid, and completely out of step with current pain management theory and procedures.
Is there no end to this feminazi depravity!?
Oh, but there’s more, much more. In this thread — click the image to the right — the evil RadFems complain about guys trying to pick them up in a creepy manner. One of the ladies suggests that a good way to get the guys to leave you alone is to tell them you’re a widow.
You see now that feminism is all about DECEPTION!
Maybe it should be called Deceptionism!
Ok, ok, just one more. In a thread called “I’m mad as hell” — right over there on the right again — one commenter complains about getting a computer virus.
She’s so mad she says she’s even considering downloading Ubuntu and forgoing all Microsoft products, which are frequently targets of viruses! What? Huh? DOES NOT COMPUTE. BZZZZZZZ. LADY USING LINUX ERROR ERROR. *$^*$()*%(*$$$$$$$$. EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN.
CARRIER.
REBOOTING.
FLUSHING CACHE.
Ok. I’m back. Another commenter there says something about castrating guys who write viruses.
That does seem a little excessive. Though I don’t think she means it literally.
I will return to this topic later, after I recover.
In the meantime, if you want to see the most ridiculous comments on the matter from Reddit’s Men’s Rightsers, you can find some of them collected together here. Among the highlights:
This isn’t public shaming, its outing criminals that are planning your genocide.
A story of a plan of naziesque proportions is about to broken.
I think we can all agree that feminism inevitably heads down the road of male genocide.
MRAs, more melodramatic than emo kids.
Oh, and by the way, two of the Reddit quotes above come from a fellow known on Reddit as Sigi1, but who may be more familiar to Man Boobzers as Eoghan. Without clicking on the links, can you guess which two?
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I actually kind of like his attachement to “yea”. It fits with his general air of being stuck in the past. Yea, verily, feminists are the scourge of the earth, and probably possessed by Satan.
Okay, here’s a picture (chosen at complete random, because there’s only a billion to pick from) of women doing manual labor:
http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/120/cache/women-digging-rajasthan_12003_990x742.jpg
So, uh, there!
(I didn’t take that picture myself though so I don’t know if it still counts as a thing that happens. NWO’s rules about this are getting very complicated.)
John 4:9 And lo Peter did argue with Andrew about Taco Bell vs. McDonalds. And lo, Judas kept the money, and he did suggest they go to Wendys, because of the 99 cent menu being very customizable.
4:10 – BUT HE SAID THIS NOT to help the poor, but because he was going to use the savings to buy himself bigger fries.
I don’t have infinite knowledge, and that’s why I’m willing to research and learn.
NWO, you don’t have infinite knowledge (boy do you not), but you seem to be absolutely determined not to take any more on board. And somehow you’ve made this bizarre moral virtue of it.
@Kendra, the bionic mommy
It’s hip to mock Jesus and Christians! You’re progressive! The MSM says it’s great!
*
Sporfle. Yes, Jesus is totally her target there.
“And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron.”
Judges 1:19 (KJV)
Proof that God, like other magical beings such as fairies and goblins, can be warded off with iron.
John 4:11 And lo, the large fries was but a hair’s breadth larger than the small fries, and Judas knew and he lamented the wrongness of his ways.
zhinxy: XDDDDDDD
NWO: So I’ll take that as a “no” on the “I have proof of my assertation that the Bible says men must be dominant over women”?
Everyone: IA IA CTHULHU!
Random Bible Verse
Proverbs 17:17
17 A friend loves at all times,
and a brother is born for adversity.
….
Oh that’s so beautiful, actually. I bet it can be quickly turned into how IT SAYS BROTHER. MEN ARE SUPPOSED TO FACE ALL THE ADVERSITY. WOMEN ARE NOT. WOMEN HAVE NO FRIENDS AND DO NOT LOVE.
@Holly Pervocracy
So you had to go to a picture of another country to find women doing manual labor. And of course that’s oppression and you want to free them from ever doing manual labor.
That is the goal, correct? We always hear about the bad oppression of women having to do manual labor in other countries. Don’t fret. The machine will send men over there to kill and die as well.
“For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.”
Ezekiel 23:20 (KJV)
*Bow-chicka-bow-wow*
I used a random Bible verse generator and I got Psalm 34:8.
“Oh, taste and see that the Lord is good!”
…there might be something missing in the translation there.
HOLLY – John 4:11 And lo, the large fries was but a hair’s breadth larger than the small fries, and Judas knew and he lamented the wrongness of his ways.”
Okay, picture the full on Death Of Judas from Superstar, but about fries, and you’ll understand why I’;m laughing so hard here.
“I used a random Bible verse generator and I got Psalm 34:8.
“Oh, taste and see that the Lord is good!”
…there might be something missing in the translation there.”
Holly –
Shake a little Sensa on The Lord, and he’ll taste even better, and you’ll eat less, so I’m told…
“I think God also said for women to actually repect men. Feminists say, Oh hell no, thou shalt not any of that shit.”
See this gets to the heart of a point that I think has been made at least once upthread. I don’t think you’re being judged simply for believing in a god. There is a difference between acknowledging the possibility of a god, and believing not only in a god but that a particular text transcribed by mortals is the revealed word of God.
I don’t think it’s outlandish to say that something create the universe. But that’s not solely what you believe. You believe that a specific entity was talking to specific people. Christianity tends to rely on the idea, in fact, that God revealed himself to a small minority of people in a remote section of the world. They tend to believe that the all knowing, all seeing creator of the universe set down a litany of arcane and occasionally bizarre and unexplainable laws.
I don’t think Christians are stupid for believing this. I was raised Christian, and number Christians among my friends, and I try to avoid consorting with people I think are stupid. But these claims are quite different from simple acceptance of some sort of prime mover (or perhaps in some purposeful force that caused the spontaneous creation of the universe). They are claims fraught with logical inconsistency and political difficulties. This is hardly analogous to finding the idea of abiogenesis or the big bang credible.
If I can’t find Keita Asari, the original Tokyo Cast Judas’ rendition of Superstar, than I am gonna upload it to youtube just to share it with you all, btw.
ONe of the great Judases. He deliberately drew on Kabuki in his performance.
NWO, I am absolutely certain that we are not going to invade India any time soon.
Also, hey, wouldn’t it be nice if no one had to do manual labor? Just blue-skyin’ here.
Anyway, these women are in the US: http://blog.mlive.com/annarbornews_impact/2009/06/large_060109welding.jpg
What those fries need is some vinegar.
(Brit)
But wait! Vingar is accursed unto the Lord, as it is what unmarried women past the age of 19 become.
Ecclesiasties 2:13, an excellent text for NWO.
“Wisdom excelleth folly, as far as light excelleth darkness.”
“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the LORD when I lay My vengeance upon thee.”
— Ezekiel 25:17 (King Jules Version)
Nobinayamu – Even within Christianity, NWO’s a terrible Christian, on account of Jesus never said “love thy neighbor, but only if you’re sure she deserves it and she gives you all the respect you’re due, otherwise it’s totally cool to call for her to be beaten in the streets.”
@zhinxy
I’m just saying that Christianity is the faith of choice to ridicule.
Everyone here can prove otherwise and start mocking Jews and Muslims. But we all know that’s not gonna happen?
I’ll start us off.
What’s the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
Eventually a canoe will tip!
Hey man, at least we don’t leave tracts for tips.
You could have at least gone for “air is free” if you’re letting your bigot flag fly.
I’m Orthodox, Pecunium is Catholic, Holly’s dating a Catholic, and katz is some kind of Christian. I don’t feel ridiculed by the regulars here.
A priest, a rabbi and a Baptist preacher walk into a bar and the bartender says, “What is this, some kind of a joke?!”