Christmas came early for the MRAs this year. Earlier this week, a generous soul calling himself AgentOrange posted a 165 MB present online for them, an assortment of super-secret internet postings from a private forum connected to the RadFem Hub, which Mr. Orange collected by bravely going behind enemy lines and, er, screencapping a bunch of shit. As the OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE declared:
[B]oth feminists and MRAs alike, have been anxiously awaiting the promised complete files of screen shots and associated materials collected by Agent Orange.
These files are apparently so vile and incendiary that Mr. Orange has deemed it necessary to reveal the personal information of some of the RadFemHub commenters. Not to encourage anyone to stalk or harass or harm them, just so that those offended by them can do whatever it is people do when personal info is leaked on the internet that doesn’t involve stalking or harassing or harming them. Send them postcards?
But in any case there is no reason whatsoever to think that a group of really really really angry people who love making threats on the internet and think their opponents are as bad as Hitler could ever do anything that would be in any way problematic.
So, you might ask, what dastardly secrets do these new files disclose? Oddly, the PRESS RELEASE doesn’t actually specify. The AgentOrange website doesn’t say either. And the 165 MB download is just a bunch of files with no explanation.
But I have spent some time going through these files myself in a completely random manner, which is evidently what AgentOrange expects everyone who downloads the files to do. To be perfectly honest, I haven’t spent that much time on this. I’ve really been quite busy with other things. But I have spent some time. More than twenty minutes, anyway.
So let me share with you some preliminary findings.
Here, straight from the AgentOrange files, are some RadFems discussing a news story about a male midwife who thinks that mothers should embrace the pain of childbirth as a “rite of passage.” (Click on the teensy image on the right to get it full-sized.)
Apparently some of those RadFems don’t think this is a good idea! One of them says:
Does he even know what uterine cramps/contractions even feel like?
Another adds:
I read that and rolled my eyes. … If only it were possible to subject mister midwife (my ass) to the joyous pain of childbirth. I guess a swift kick to the balls is as close as he’s ever going to come to it.
Clearly suggesting that a male midwife suffer pain similar to what he suggests women should suffer is nothing short of GENOCIDE!
But wait, there’s more! Another woman writes:
There is no reason why women should have to endure pain like this in this day and age.
That sounds exactly like something HITLER would have said! (If you replace “women” with “Jews” and “no reason” with “every reason.”)
Still another adds:
This is phenomenally stupid, and completely out of step with current pain management theory and procedures.
Is there no end to this feminazi depravity!?
Oh, but there’s more, much more. In this thread — click the image to the right — the evil RadFems complain about guys trying to pick them up in a creepy manner. One of the ladies suggests that a good way to get the guys to leave you alone is to tell them you’re a widow.
You see now that feminism is all about DECEPTION!
Maybe it should be called Deceptionism!
Ok, ok, just one more. In a thread called “I’m mad as hell” — right over there on the right again — one commenter complains about getting a computer virus.
She’s so mad she says she’s even considering downloading Ubuntu and forgoing all Microsoft products, which are frequently targets of viruses! What? Huh? DOES NOT COMPUTE. BZZZZZZZ. LADY USING LINUX ERROR ERROR. *$^*$()*%(*$$$$$$$$. EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN.
CARRIER.
REBOOTING.
FLUSHING CACHE.
Ok. I’m back. Another commenter there says something about castrating guys who write viruses.
That does seem a little excessive. Though I don’t think she means it literally.
I will return to this topic later, after I recover.
In the meantime, if you want to see the most ridiculous comments on the matter from Reddit’s Men’s Rightsers, you can find some of them collected together here. Among the highlights:
This isn’t public shaming, its outing criminals that are planning your genocide.
A story of a plan of naziesque proportions is about to broken.
I think we can all agree that feminism inevitably heads down the road of male genocide.
MRAs, more melodramatic than emo kids.
Oh, and by the way, two of the Reddit quotes above come from a fellow known on Reddit as Sigi1, but who may be more familiar to Man Boobzers as Eoghan. Without clicking on the links, can you guess which two?
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@Holly Pervocracy
So let me get this straight.
What you’re telling me is.
According to evolution.
In the beggining there was nothing.
Then the universe was created.
Then the earth was created.
Then all the trees and plants.
Then all the animals and fishes.
Then finally man was created.
Sounds kinda hoaky ta me.
Holly, I like Pan-en-Deism for myself. Like pantheism, identified with what is, like panentheism, what is PLUS the trancendent, like deism, apart and impersonal but not amoral. So I worship the sacredness within the cookware, which is all because of the logical structure underlying yet trancending the cookware, but doesn’t have to actually “exist” to be real, and which does not leave us in an immoral universe, despite having no morality!
also, PANENDEISM is latinish so that is now a BRAND NAME.
It’s sort of funny that NWO is pushing the God angle so hard here, because I’m pretty sure most understandings of the Christian God would take one look at NWO’s plans for the women of His glorious creation and go “Oh hell no, thou shalt not any of that shit.“
And I meant it when I said Aquinas was a huge influence on this view of mine, I’m not even sure I’m not actually still a Catholic somehow…
Cute, but no, some of the plants came after animals and some of the animals came after humans.
(In fact, speciation is still occurring! HeLa cells, for instance, are considered a totally new organism despite the fact that they originated in a tumor on a human being–they grow independently and are no longer recognizably human. They’re more of a microorganism than a fish or a tree, though.)
@Holly Pervocracy
I think God also said for women to actually repect men. Feminists say, Oh hell no, thou shalt not any of that shit.
Holly:
And no one understands him. Period.
Cassandra:
If you were closer …
Oh, Holly, ande everybody, read The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks if you haven’t. It’s just incredible.
And Jesus said, if someone doesn’t respect you, call for them to be beaten in the streets.
Jesus was all about the beatings. Very vindictive man. Not many people know that.
HollyPervocracy, well there were the moneychangers in the temple, who not many people know were actually manginas.
Manginas? No, zhinxy. They were….
“international bankers.”
@Holly Pervocracy
“(In fact, speciation is still occurring! HeLa cells, for instance, are considered a totally new organism despite the fact that they originated in a tumor on a human being–they grow independently and are no longer recognizably human. They’re more of a microorganism than a fish or a tree, though.)”
Well wippdydoodle. They catalogue new plants, insects and such every year. Can we conclude from that they never existed because they weren’t catalogued? Is that the, “I ain’t never seen that before so it must be a new life form theory.” You’re reaching now into wikimania to prove how much smarter you are. What’s your next trick? Having 5 pages of wiki open instead of 4?
HOLLY – “Manginas? No, zhinxy. They were….
“international bankers.””
YOU JUST KILLED MY KEYBOARD WITH COFFEE.
Me, I’m a Lovecraftian. I basically think that the universe is a vast, cold place that doesn’t care about me and that is fundamentally injust, unfair, and broken. However, we do have the power to stave off the injustice and unfairness and brokenness for a while, except instead of using Elder Signs to do it we instead use kindness and joy and reason and love. 🙂
To quote the great Sir Terry, there’s no justice. Just us.
@Holly Pervocracy
Two thousand years of mocking Jesus?
Actually, yes, because Henrietta Lacks was only born in 1920. HeLa cells are from a tumor in her body. I guarantee you that Henrietta Lacks did not exist at the time of the Great Flood.
Yeah, I am looking some of this stuff up. What’s wrong with that? You can do it too. (In fact, judging by your copy-pasting skillz, you are.) I don’t have everything memorized. It’s humility, not “cheating,” to use references for information.
This isn’t a school exam. You don’t get extra points for keeping your book closed.
ozy, actually, if you were lovecraftian, you’d have to throw in maltheism, yes? I’;m very dissapointed in you if you don’t have squamous squiggly gods and alien geometries.
“I guarantee you that Henrietta Lacks did not exist at the time of the Great Flood.”
I told you to read the book, Holly.
@Holly Pervocracy
Well, damn I thought everyone here was default intelligent. Correction, knowledgeable. One has nothing to do with the other.
Darn. I should have known. Henrietta Lacks has always existed.
Oooh! Theology! I am on much more comfortable ground here than biology.
Ephesians 5:22-24 (KJV, in deference to NWO’s no-doubt traditionalist tastes)
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
Hmm… the husband is to behave to the wife as Christ to the Church? How does Christ behave towards his Church?
John 13:4-5
He riseth from supper, and laid aside his garments; and took a towel, and girded himself. After that he poureth water into a bason, and began to wash the disciples’ feet, and to wipe them with the towel wherewith he was girded.
John 3:16
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
…Oh. Right. That. Probably a mangina.
A non-intelligent human being is about as rare as rare can be, NWO. We’re about as brilliant a species as could ever be asked for. A non-sensible or ignorant human being, on the other hand…
It’s funny, you actually got me playing along for a bit with the “memory only, nobody can look anything up!” game.
But… why? I mean, my memory is only things that I learned from outside sources longer ago. Whether I’m reading the definition of “protein” out of a book or from memory, I got it out of a book originally.
Why is it so important to only use knowledge I learned slightly longer ago?
Oooh! Theology! I am on much more comfortable ground here than biology.”
YOU SAID LOVECRAFTIAN! THE TENTACLES ARE ALL AFTER US AND THE SPACE COLOR IS SCARY AND THAT’S ALL WE NEED FOR THEOLOGY AND BIOLOGY BOTH! 😉
Jesus was so mangina, man.
btw ozy, I totally do know what you meant, and that’s awesome, but I’m gonna picture you in a diaphonous gown calling up the Old Ones with your mad gibberish from now on and you CAN’T STOP ME.