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AgentOrange and the Screencaps of Feminazi Doom

Santa is no longer interested in bringing joy to girls.

Christmas came early for the MRAs this year. Earlier this week, a generous soul calling himself AgentOrange posted a 165 MB present online for them, an assortment of super-secret internet postings from a private forum connected to the RadFem Hub, which Mr. Orange collected by bravely going behind enemy lines and, er, screencapping a bunch of shit. As the OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE declared:

[B]oth feminists and MRAs alike, have been anxiously awaiting the promised complete files of screen shots and associated materials collected by Agent Orange.

These files are apparently so vile and incendiary that Mr. Orange has deemed it necessary to reveal the personal information of some of the RadFemHub commenters. Not to encourage anyone to stalk or harass or harm them, just so that those offended by them can do whatever it is people do when personal info is leaked on the internet that doesn’t involve stalking or harassing or harming them. Send them postcards?

But in any case there is no reason whatsoever to think that a group of really really really angry people who love making threats on the internet and  think their opponents are as bad as Hitler could ever do anything that would be in any way problematic.

So, you might ask, what dastardly secrets do these new files disclose? Oddly, the PRESS RELEASE doesn’t actually specify. The AgentOrange website doesn’t say either. And the 165 MB download is just a bunch of files with no explanation.

But I have spent some time going through these files myself in a completely random manner, which is evidently what AgentOrange expects everyone who downloads the files to do. To be perfectly honest, I haven’t spent that much time on this. I’ve really been quite busy with other things. But I have spent some time. More than twenty minutes, anyway.

So let me share with you some preliminary findings.

Here, straight from the AgentOrange files, are some RadFems discussing a news story about a male midwife who thinks that mothers should embrace the pain of childbirth as a “rite of passage.” (Click on the teensy image on the right to get it full-sized.)

Apparently some of those RadFems don’t think this is a good idea! One of them says:

Does he even know what uterine cramps/contractions even feel like?

Another adds:

I read that and rolled my eyes. … If only it were possible to subject mister midwife (my ass) to the joyous pain of childbirth. I guess a swift kick to the balls is as close as he’s ever going to come to it.

Clearly suggesting that a male midwife suffer pain similar to what he suggests women should suffer is nothing short of GENOCIDE!

But wait, there’s more! Another woman writes:

There is no reason why women should have to endure pain like this in this day and age.

That sounds exactly like something HITLER would have said! (If you replace “women” with “Jews” and “no reason” with “every reason.”)

Still another adds:

This is phenomenally stupid, and completely out of step with current pain management theory and procedures.

Is there no end to this feminazi depravity!?

Oh, but there’s more, much more. In this thread — click the image to the right — the evil RadFems complain about guys trying to pick them up in a creepy manner. One of the ladies suggests that a good way to get the guys to leave you alone is to tell them you’re a widow.

You see now that feminism is all about DECEPTION!

Maybe it should be called Deceptionism!

Ok, ok, just one more. In a thread called “I’m mad as hell” — right over there on the right again — one commenter complains about getting a computer virus.

She’s so mad she says she’s even considering downloading Ubuntu and forgoing all Microsoft products, which are frequently targets of viruses! What? Huh? DOES NOT COMPUTE. BZZZZZZZ. LADY USING LINUX ERROR ERROR. *$^*$()*%(*$$$$$$$$. EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN.

CARRIER.

REBOOTING.

FLUSHING CACHE.

Ok. I’m back. Another commenter there says something about castrating guys who write viruses.

That does seem a little excessive. Though I don’t think she means it literally.

I will return to this topic later, after I recover.

In the meantime, if you want to see the most ridiculous comments on the matter from Reddit’s Men’s Rightsers, you can find some of them collected together here. Among the highlights:

Violence on men is incited daily, by the hour, by the second. Every time someone makes a post on reddit there is a sexist opinion about all men.

This isn’t public shaming, its outing criminals that are planning your genocide.

A story of a plan of naziesque proportions is about to broken.

I think we can all agree that feminism inevitably heads down the road of male genocide.

MRAs, more melodramatic than emo kids.

Oh, and by the way, two of the Reddit quotes above come from a fellow known on Reddit as Sigi1, but who may be more familiar to Man Boobzers as Eoghan. Without clicking on the links, can you guess which two?

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theLaplaceDemon
theLaplaceDemon
12 years ago

@Holly – I heard that proteins were invented by Betty Friedman.

Kendra, the bionic mommy
Kendra, the bionic mommy
12 years ago

If a feminist helps synthesize a protein is the protein automatically evil?

That’s a trick question. In MRA Land, feminists make men synthesize all the proteins while they sit on the couch and eat bon bons. Protein synthesis is misandry!

zhinxy
12 years ago

ozymandias – My little girl telling me that she thought she was probably an atheist and then asking me that if she was an atheist, could she still celebrate Christmas was the cutest thing that ever happened.

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

Chanukah is celebrated entirely by taking down Christmas trees and telling little kids there’s no Santa.

…also sometimes there are little chocolate coins.

zhinxy
12 years ago

I realize that NWO possibly thinks I should have told her “no”, but it was still adorable.

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

All this is reminding me, I should light my Chanukah candles. Pardon me.

Blessed art though, Lord our G-d, king of the universe, who has sanctified us with his proteins and commanded us to fight a war on Christmas.

Amen.

zhinxy
12 years ago

Holly, I’m now thinking of Double Helix Challah Bread to go with that…

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

Zhinxy – Nope. There’s a law you have to have latkes. I’m a woman so I just lawwed it.

zhinxy
12 years ago

MEN COULDN’;T OUTVOTE U!

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

If anyone happens to be making latkes can I come over and mooch? I don’t know how to make them.

theLaplaceDemon
theLaplaceDemon
12 years ago

love. this. thread.

however, I am off to go drink spiked hot chocolate and decorate a tree!

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

I kind of wanted NWO to get more explicit with his protein thing. Because I feel like he was on the cusp of proving that life couldn’t exist at all, therefore none of us exist, QED.

Therefore feminism is wrong because existence is an illusion.

There were so many more fun directions that could have gone than boring old goddidit.

Lauralot
Lauralot
12 years ago

I’ve always been partial to Festivus, myself.

I’VE GOT A LOTTA PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE, AND NOW YOU’RE GONNA HEAR ABOUT IT.

zhinxy
12 years ago

So true. But … We still may get great value if he tells us WHAT IS PROTEIN AND WHAT IS LAW?

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

CassandraSays – Here’s a recipe!

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/potato-latkes-i/

My traditional family recipe for latkes, however, is to get the boxed latke mix and do whatever it says on the side of the box.

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

PROTEIN = GOOD
LAW = BAD

WAIT A SECOND IS IT THE OTHER WAY

amino acids in, amino acids out

NWOslave
NWOslave
12 years ago

@Holly Pervocracy

Actually I’m surprised you believe in evolution, that entails believing in nature dictating actions. That’s yukky. Tell me, did you understand that link you gave me?

theLaplaceDemon
theLaplaceDemon
12 years ago

NWO! What is a protein?

zhinxy
12 years ago

“Actually I’m surprised you believe in evolution, that entails believing in nature dictating actions. ”

It does? And yet… you DON’T believe nature dictates actions? Really?

Okay, start with protein. Then we go to this argument.

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

No, evolution doesn’t mean…

Never mind. We’ll start small here. NWO, do you even know what a protein is?

(is it like a law?)

Xardoz
Xardoz
12 years ago

@bostonbetagirl, the topic at hand is so depressing, I don’t blame people for focusing on NWO’s adorable stupidity. There’s a reason people are posting clips of Homer Simpson, dumb is funny.

I hope doxxer scum get a taste of their own medicine one day. I don’t believe in violating scumbags’ privacy so I won’t do it, but eventually they’ll piss off the wrong person. I can’t wait.

NWOslave
NWOslave
12 years ago

@theLaplaceDemon

Why don’t you tell me what a protein is. Without looking it up of course. All the characteristics. The whole wack. Can you do that? Or is all you’re knowlege wiki?

Since everyone here knows what a protein is without wiki, everyone can tell me. Keep in mind I’m 10 billion years old according to science.

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

Wait, hangon a second.

NWO doesn’t believe in evolution, but he does believe in evolutionary psychology?

???????????

wut

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

Thanks for the recipe, Holly!

NWOslave
NWOslave
12 years ago

@Holly Pervocracy
“No, evolution doesn’t mean…”

Does eveolution run contrary to ideology? Tsk, tsk. So unscientific.

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