Courtesy of MGTOWforums.com, here’s a little collection of some of the evil dastardly tricks that women pull on the poor oppressed men of the world. Obviously, most sensible guys know that “housework” is a scam; so-called “housewives” spend most of their time on the couch eating bon bons and watching The View.
But did you know about Arson Night? Or the Cheerleader Ring Drop? Read on, and become enlightened Knowledge is power! STAY SAFE, GUYS!
If a man give his woman 100 dollars a week for food shopping, she will spend say 60 on food and keep the rest. When he enquires why there’s no food in the house come Friday he will get bitched at for not trusting her. And made to feel guilty for accusing her, even though she has deceived him.
They like to lay in bed, and pretend to be sick or sad (which means you won’t be coming in there) and text all their boyfriends.
When they say they are going out with the girls, they could be out doing Anything. This ranges from doing hard drugs to stripping to boinking strangers to sitting alone on a curb to arson. You can never be sure.
How about when they try their version of the Jedi mind trick on you. You know the thing they brag about in private. Trying to make something that’s her idea, seem like it’s *your* idea so that you’ll do it. And then pat you on the back to boost your ego like a trained dog when in reality you did what they for *them* all along.
Sooo many guys fall for this. Suddenly they’re buying crap they don’t need or moving the inlaws in because the woman made it seem like *he* wanted it. Classic.
Short Hair: The Beginning of the End
Women spend so much time on their appearance… why?
That’s right, to catch a sucker into paying the bills. Once the contract is signed, and the babies are popped out, she has you by the balls and doesn’t need to pretend anymore. Next she’ll wear more “comfortable clothes” and cut her hair short. It’s the beginning of the end.
And, yes, The Cheerleader Ring Drop:
In 11th grade high school, I was in the wrestling team. One day, during a water break, this cheerleader next to me started getting panicky and asked me if i could help her find her ring. She “dropped” it and did this just as an opener, i suppose. I ended up ‘being’ with her and it quickly diminished; she was bunk. Another cheerleader came up to me while i was with her and told me “what are you doing her?, you’re way too good for her!”
Luckily, the fella calling himself Tha Big Daddy C-Master, who started the thread, has a simple solution to all this. Well, two simple solutions:
You can always turn the other way, or just use a woman. Human toilets and all.
I couldn’t have said it worse myself!
@Molly: I don’t think prostitution is wrong. In fact, I think it should be legal everywhere. I just don’t personally want to sleep with a prostitute.
So it isn’t moral for you. Okay, awesome. Why couldn’t you just say that? 😉
Wait, but Brandon, you said you had a moral reason against seeing a prostitute. But you only have a personal preference? Again, different concepts.
You said prostitutes were cheaper than girlfriends in your initial post, not easier.
A one night stand and a condom are much cheaper than the prostitute.
Brandon wrote, “Not exactly. Players are just paying in time and energy while someone paying a prostitute is paying in cash. Assuming the player only cares about having sex and not being in a relationship.”
The thing I can’t figure out is how it would necessarily be *less* time to go find a prostitute. Like, I can see putting less time into my fuckbuddy than I would my boyfriend of two years, but I don’t see how finding someone for a hookup really would take that much more time than finding someone to pay for sex. You still have to screen the person beforehand, email or call them to set up a time, travel to where they are, etc.
Also, I’ve heard plane trips to Germany can really mess with one’s schedule.
Actually, you know what’s even *faster* than any of these options? Putting an ad up on Craigslist.
Like the prostitute scenario, though, this also seems to work best in large cities. YMMV.
@Brandon: Agreed. If you *just* want to have sex, and you don’t have a moral objection to prostitution… the choice is clear. You pay for your physical pleasure, and you leave.
It’s like, people don’t just have one-night stands purely for the squirt at the end… I think they probably still carry a certain level of emotional validation or connection or whatever that prostitution doesn’t.
@Nobby: Because, I think sex should be free and I would feel dirty handing over money to someone instead of going out and finding a willing partner.
@zhinxy: Umm…my morality only extends to my nose. I have no business forcing others to accept my conclusions on what I think is good/bad behavior. Unless, they are physically harming someone, people should pretty much get to do what they want. I might not like it, I might not agree with it, I only have to tolerate it.
So then how does it control where you put your penis?
(I know, I know, I just couldn’t resist.)
I’m actually really curious now, because I’ve never actually tried to contact a prostitute. How long does it really take?
Brandon, is getting a prostitute actually like ordering a pizza? Do you go online, find one, and they show up in 30 minutes?
@zhinxy: Umm…my morality only extends to my nose. I have no business forcing others to accept my conclusions on what I think is good/bad behavior. Unless, they are physically harming someone, people should pretty much get to do what they want. I might not like it, I might not agree with it, I only have to tolerate it.”
…So… it… IS moral? It’s not about valuation and…. Oh god, why do you make it confusing again… Do you understand what words mean, and…
Okay, I’ll just say “Yes, yes, Brandon. I am a libertarian and this is good of you to think. Here, have a libertarian treat. I agree”
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But I still don’t know… what does it have to do with…
Oh goddammit. Here, Have a libertarian treat. Good Brandon. I agree.
@Lauralot: So, my penis isn’t subject to my own morality because it extends beyond my nose? Depending on how my posture is…that could be a compliment. 😉
I think we’re still trying to understand why this is moral at all for you. So far, you’ve only discussed valuation.
And yet you seem not to have any problems with extending your own idiosyncratic preferences to, like, everyone. Why is that, Brandon?
You know I meant downward, not outward, right?
No, of course you didn’t. That would require thought.
Interesting, agreed with zhinxy that you still have yet to actually describe a moral position. Again, putting or not putting a price on something is not a moral position. Though I would be quite fascinated to know why you think that sex should be free. And by fascinated I mean probably horrified.
Also, you think it’s perfectly fine to violate someone’s rights by videotaping them without consent, yet your morals don’t extend past your nose? Is the video camera on your forehead?
I suppose that could explain some things.
@Molly I see no reason as to why it can’t work that way. “cumming in 30 minutes or less”.
@Zhinxy: I find it immoral for me personally to hire a prostitute. I don’t find it immoral for them to exist, make money, be legal, etc…
You’re using morality as a synonym for both “valuation” and “decisions”. o_O But you haven’t explained how this has nething to do with morality.
I could say “it’s against my morals to eat onions” to mean “I don’t like onions” but most people would be wondering what’s immoral about eating onions xD
So if you just mean “I don’t want to pay for sex” then people would understand that xD If you say “It’s immoral for me to pay for sex” they’ll ask you why like they are XD
Anyone else reminded of that Seinfeld episode in which Elaine’s boyfriend couldn’t care less that, according to his religion, she’s hell-bound?
@Zhinxy: I find it immoral for me personally to hire a prostitute. I don’t find it immoral for them to exist, make money, be legal, etc…
Yes, that’s fine. That’s actually great. Libertarian treat for you, honestly. They taste like freedom! But you haven’t explained why it’s about morality for you. So far, it’s been about costs. See Ami above.
@Lauralot: No…I just like to be an optimist and think that people aren’t making petty jokes. I find it strange that for someone that doesn’t like women to be criticized for their bodies, You would make a dick joke.
My last “girl’s night” involved drinking some cider, going out for really delicious soup, and then going back to my friend’s place to watch movies and play with her cats. And it didn’t remain a “girl’s night” for long because her boyfriend joined us for dinner, but that was [i]nice[/i] because her boyfriend is a sweet guy and we all enjoyed each other’s company, as men and women sometimes do.
The “girls’ night” previous to that (not intentionally planned as a girls’ night, but everyone in the room was female) consisted of having a drink in someone’s living room, while my friend showed me how to roll a joint, and chatting about interesting fetishes.
[i]Quirky,[/i] perhaps, but hardly arson.
Dude, you make a stupid statement, I’m going to mock it. Claiming that you don’t apply your morals to anyone else is utter bullshit, and if I cared enough to look I’d post the links to prove it. But I don’t, so I’ll just point and laugh instead.
But let’s go by Brandiction! 😀
What are the moral codes of the people here?
Here’s some of mine:
It’s against my morality to buy high priced electronics when they’re not on sale.
It’s moral for me to play Goldeneye right now.
Eating grapes is a moral act.
It’s against my morals to watch the NFL.
It’s a moral act to like the Toronto Maple Leafs.
It’s an immoral act to like the Vancouver Canucks.
xD
@Nobby and Zhinxy: I explained that the very thought of paying for a prostitute gave me a nauseating feeling. I think I wouldn’t enjoy the experience and would feel dirty afterwards.