Courtesy of MGTOWforums.com, here’s a little collection of some of the evil dastardly tricks that women pull on the poor oppressed men of the world. Obviously, most sensible guys know that “housework” is a scam; so-called “housewives” spend most of their time on the couch eating bon bons and watching The View.
But did you know about Arson Night? Or the Cheerleader Ring Drop? Read on, and become enlightened Knowledge is power! STAY SAFE, GUYS!
If a man give his woman 100 dollars a week for food shopping, she will spend say 60 on food and keep the rest. When he enquires why there’s no food in the house come Friday he will get bitched at for not trusting her. And made to feel guilty for accusing her, even though she has deceived him.
They like to lay in bed, and pretend to be sick or sad (which means you won’t be coming in there) and text all their boyfriends.
When they say they are going out with the girls, they could be out doing Anything. This ranges from doing hard drugs to stripping to boinking strangers to sitting alone on a curb to arson. You can never be sure.
How about when they try their version of the Jedi mind trick on you. You know the thing they brag about in private. Trying to make something that’s her idea, seem like it’s *your* idea so that you’ll do it. And then pat you on the back to boost your ego like a trained dog when in reality you did what they for *them* all along.
Sooo many guys fall for this. Suddenly they’re buying crap they don’t need or moving the inlaws in because the woman made it seem like *he* wanted it. Classic.
Short Hair: The Beginning of the End
Women spend so much time on their appearance… why?
That’s right, to catch a sucker into paying the bills. Once the contract is signed, and the babies are popped out, she has you by the balls and doesn’t need to pretend anymore. Next she’ll wear more “comfortable clothes” and cut her hair short. It’s the beginning of the end.
And, yes, The Cheerleader Ring Drop:
In 11th grade high school, I was in the wrestling team. One day, during a water break, this cheerleader next to me started getting panicky and asked me if i could help her find her ring. She “dropped” it and did this just as an opener, i suppose. I ended up ‘being’ with her and it quickly diminished; she was bunk. Another cheerleader came up to me while i was with her and told me “what are you doing her?, you’re way too good for her!”
Luckily, the fella calling himself Tha Big Daddy C-Master, who started the thread, has a simple solution to all this. Well, two simple solutions:
You can always turn the other way, or just use a woman. Human toilets and all.
I couldn’t have said it worse myself!
Lest we forget, the timeless wisdom of Pat Benatar:
Brandon: Stop making the faulty presumption that “all menz just want is secks!”. That’s bullshit. You know it, I know it, and even wimminz know it. 😛
News flash, Sherlock, if you’re being “civil, polite, and respectful,” you are taking her feelings into account.
Why is EVERYONE posting that video? o.o
it’s good to see all of you again.
“Finding a new partner takes time. Paying a prostitute is far less work.”
You wouldn’t look up your prostitutes online first to see which one was closest/hottest/had the most reasonable prices? 😛
@Voip: No, because I have a problem with being in a relationship where my girlfriend gets up every day to sleep with other men.
@Bee: No, I agree that the health benefits would most likely only exist where prostitution is legal and regulated.
@Lauralot: What is your point?
Hey, at least I went with Jordan Sparks!
“No, because I have a problem with being in a relationship where my girlfriend gets up every day to sleep with other men.’
Dude, she’s getting paid to do that. You know, like you have to get up every morning to go do IT work so you can buy food and plane tickets? 😛
Brandon doesn’t date sex workers, but he will fuck them if they’re special sex workers.
Of course, if at any time during this copulation the sex worker should say something like “Move to the left, my foot’s falling asleep” Brandon will walk off without paying because she’s rude.
@Voip: Well, by that logic, I am taking everyone’s feelings into account because I typically move through life being respectful and civil to strangers.
@Monsieur: I am not saying all men are just doing it for “the seckz”. I am saying that there are men out there that aren’t interested in having a relationship, but still want to have sex.
And in that scenario, dating might be more costly than just using a prostitute.
Oh yeah, and this!
“The only time where I could even imagine spending money on a prostitute would be if it was a special occasion (e.g sleeping with a famous porn star).”
“Prostitute” and “porn star” aren’t the same thing, dude. The latter will have sex with specific people on camera, but usually not beyond that.
No shit, sherlock. They’re called PLAYAZ
That wouldn’t be moral!!!!
Or … something …
Is Monsieur sans Nom saying Brandon doesn’t have Game?
@Molly: And some porn stars often go to legal brothels to earn extra money when they aren’t filming.
“I am saying that there are men out there that aren’t interested in having a relationship, but still want to have sex.
“And in that scenario, dating might be more costly than just using a prostitute.”
So if you think prostitution is wrong, why did you go there? How about “I think guys should look for swingers clubs and go to bars where they’ll have a greater chance of having casual sex”?
It’s a shame that our trolls so rarely engage with one another, because it’s inevitably amusing when they do.
Hmmmm…. the trouble I see here is not that these things come of as absurd… because they don’t, except for the last one (wtf?). But it’s more like this is the kind of crap that conservative or traditional women would be more inclined to, and not the younger generation that the MGTOWers hate so much. I mean, the more naive and/or suppressed or whatever, the more likely you are to do petty stupid shit like the “60/40 split” or “Jedi mind trick”. So it would seem the anger is misplaced.
“A childs wants and needs are two different things. Food, shelter, proper clothing and medical care are mandatory. Everything else is discretionary.”
That’s mostly just funny considering it’s you talking, but still. Dude. How pathetic can you get?
(Oh, god, is this like Meller? Do I have to say that if you went off and agreed with f’n Rand, you’d be ten times the moral human being? Oh, shit, dude, not again…)
@Monsieur: Not exactly. Players are just paying in time and energy while someone paying a prostitute is paying in cash. Assuming the player only cares about having sex and not being in a relationship.
Because he wanted attention and we can’t see him waving his arms in front of the monitor.
And again, no one’s trying to say that people who don’t want a relationship need to be in a relationship. If a guy doesn’t want to have a relationship but wants to have sex with a willing and adequately compensated sex worker in a safe environment, no problems.
Just wondering how that’s less costly than having sex with someone else (not a sex worker) who wants sex but not a relationship. Unless you’re … under the assumption that all non-sex-worker women need to have their partners make a substantial monetary investment before having sex with them?
Brandon, if your parents had only fed, clothed, and sheltered you, and not let you die of the sickness, do you honestly think you’d have nothing to complain about?
Do kids in institutions that develop attachment disorders only do that cause they’re whiney?
@Molly: I don’t think prostitution is wrong. In fact, I think it should be legal everywhere. I just don’t personally want to sleep with a prostitute.
Because going to swingers clubs and places where people have casual sex might be easier, paying a prostitute is even easier than that. Also, you are most likely going to have sex if you pay a prostitute, you might spend 4 hours in a swingers club and walk out without a sex partner.