Courtesy of MGTOWforums.com, here’s a little collection of some of the evil dastardly tricks that women pull on the poor oppressed men of the world. Obviously, most sensible guys know that “housework” is a scam; so-called “housewives” spend most of their time on the couch eating bon bons and watching The View.
But did you know about Arson Night? Or the Cheerleader Ring Drop? Read on, and become enlightened Knowledge is power! STAY SAFE, GUYS!
If a man give his woman 100 dollars a week for food shopping, she will spend say 60 on food and keep the rest. When he enquires why there’s no food in the house come Friday he will get bitched at for not trusting her. And made to feel guilty for accusing her, even though she has deceived him.
They like to lay in bed, and pretend to be sick or sad (which means you won’t be coming in there) and text all their boyfriends.
When they say they are going out with the girls, they could be out doing Anything. This ranges from doing hard drugs to stripping to boinking strangers to sitting alone on a curb to arson. You can never be sure.
How about when they try their version of the Jedi mind trick on you. You know the thing they brag about in private. Trying to make something that’s her idea, seem like it’s *your* idea so that you’ll do it. And then pat you on the back to boost your ego like a trained dog when in reality you did what they for *them* all along.
Sooo many guys fall for this. Suddenly they’re buying crap they don’t need or moving the inlaws in because the woman made it seem like *he* wanted it. Classic.
Short Hair: The Beginning of the End
Women spend so much time on their appearance… why?
That’s right, to catch a sucker into paying the bills. Once the contract is signed, and the babies are popped out, she has you by the balls and doesn’t need to pretend anymore. Next she’ll wear more “comfortable clothes” and cut her hair short. It’s the beginning of the end.
And, yes, The Cheerleader Ring Drop:
In 11th grade high school, I was in the wrestling team. One day, during a water break, this cheerleader next to me started getting panicky and asked me if i could help her find her ring. She “dropped” it and did this just as an opener, i suppose. I ended up ‘being’ with her and it quickly diminished; she was bunk. Another cheerleader came up to me while i was with her and told me “what are you doing her?, you’re way too good for her!”
Luckily, the fella calling himself Tha Big Daddy C-Master, who started the thread, has a simple solution to all this. Well, two simple solutions:
You can always turn the other way, or just use a woman. Human toilets and all.
I couldn’t have said it worse myself!
And for the record, pixie cuts are great. In general, I have absolutely no conception of this idea that short hair on girls can’t be good. It just… makes no sense to me at all.
I tend to keep my hair somewhere between chin- and shoulder-length, because I’m too lazy to do anything other than wash-and-wear. If I grow it longer I either have to style it or be content with looking like I’m in high school. I guess I can’t trap any men into marriage with promises of Blake Lively tresses 🙁
Brandon – “I see it as both a value assessment and part of my own personal morality. There are always exceptions to the rule.”
Okay, but, there’s still two different categories of… Oh, just never mind.
Well, we have the start of another great Brandon thread here.
Brandon: This problem, I will solve it by doing x
Everyone else: Doing x will not necessarily solve that problem and is a) dumb, and b) creepy*
Brandon: [doubles down to defend x]
Everyone else: *head-scratching*
And by morning the thread hits 500!
*I don’t think visiting a sex worker is necessarily stupid or creepy, just that it doesn’t replace a relationship, if that’s what you’re looking for – and the fact that our friend here thinks it could is super-creepy.
@Kristin: I never said it was to replace a relationship.
Oh, and in terms of arsonists, I went to high school with one. He became obsessed with an actress from “The Young and the Restless”, believed he was possessed by demons, and then…set some fires. Fortunately nothing serious and no injuries. He got light sentence, mainly probation, and treatment, and AFAIK I know recovered completely.
He also played Captain Von Trapp in our production of “The Sound of Music”. Make of that what you will.
I wish I could post the Doctor Who episode Battlefield. The seventh Doctor, Ace, The Brigadier and Arthurian Legends: awesome!
As for hair ideal length, it depends on the face. I generally prefer long, but I know some women who definitely look better with short hair. The only examples I can think of off the top of my head are people I know, and posting Facebook photos would be creepy, so I’ll just leave it at that.
Brandon, why is having a girlfriend so costly? Why are you unable to split the costs? (Is someone doing all the traveling/buying dinner/buying movie tickets?) What are you buying more of if you’re hornier?
Using a prostitute in place of having sex with/spending money on a girlfriend is not replacing a relationship, apparently.
@Zhinxy: Morality isn’t absolute. I think killing people is wrong and I don’t think society should condone it. However, if an army attacked my country, I would have no problem killing them. It all depends on the circumstances.”
That response makes no sense Brandon. xD How is that a response to what she said? xD
You know… I just bought a Playbook b/c it went down from 500$ to 200$… was that a moral judgement too? XD
As for the arsonist line…
I’m a geek. So sue me.
I never said it was to replace a relationship.
Paying a prostitute is most likely going to be cheaper than having a girlfriend in the long run…
Dude…even for you, this is a rather sad dodge. “I didn’t say it was an alternative to a relationship! I just said it was an alternative to having a girlfriend! Totally different!”
So it’s in *addition* to a relationship, then, Brandon? But then how are you saving money?
I mean, I thought the logic was “In order to have sex with a girlfriend I have to spend money on her by taking her out on dates etc; depending on my libido, it might end up being cheaper just to visit prostitutes and skip the dating altogether”. Am I wrong here? If that isn’t what you meant, than what does
mean?
Nice that you acknowledge that a GF might provide something other than an orgasm in exchange for an evening out, BTW. It’s still a coldly transactional view of human sexuality, but nice touch!
@Laura: Prostitute = purely sex.
Relationship = sex, love, caring, kindness, etc…
If you want love and affection, you will certainly not get that from a prostitute (well, unless she can act well..but it is fake). It might work on naive men…maybe.
If you just want to have an orgasm and don’t have that many needs for intimacy, then sleeping with a prostitute can be more cost effective since you would only be dating a woman to have sex with her, all the while she might think you are in a “relationship”.
Plus the man isn’t “stringing along” a woman because he is only dating her to have sex.
That’s all well and good, but your scenario seems to hinge on a man with high sex drive dating a woman with a low one, and this leading to sex costing more. So she’s doing what, exactly? Having sex she doesn’t enjoy in exchange for gifts? Really, the whole relationship you describe reads as a financial transaction. Wouldn’t it be much more sensible to suggest that people try to find a partner with a compatible level of sexual desire?
Black Friday: The Most Moral Day of the Year
XD
I like how Brandon just had to splain to us that sex workers just provide sex and not a full relationship xD
Are “love, caring, kindness” the costs Brandon is talking about? o.O
PRICES SO MORAL WE CAN’T SAY THEM ON TV!!!
@Polliwog: Again, this is about men only being in a relationship to get sex. From there POV, dating is costing them time, energy and possibly money in order to just have sex.
If you want love and affection, you will certainly not get that from a prostitute (well, unless she can act well..but it is fake).
Unless said prostitute is your girlfriend, and she has sex with you for other reasons (Like, for example, love and affection.) than she does with her clients. That does happen. Because sex workers are human, and are capable of those emotions.
Still wondering how much time off you think people have from their jobs every month, and how much a plane ticket to Germany costs.
The weird thing is, I don’t even fucking care if someone prefers sex workers to a relationship for whatever reason. I just think Brandon’s “reasons” that all men should rationally prefer sex workers to relationship are ridiculous. For nearly everyone, it’s not gonna be cheaper to fly to Germany from the US every month than to date someone. It’s just not, dude. And even you admit that you don’t want to hire sex workers; presumably you’re going to continue dating and fucking Ashley (or whatever). So really, B, what’s your investment here?
So does this mean the “moral majority” are just cheap?
…
Although, from what I’ve heard about right-wing Christians and tipping, that might actually hold up.
@Dracula: Finding a new partner takes time. Paying a prostitute is far less work.
@Ami: Apparently I did since Kristin thought I was saying using prostitutes was a replacement for relationships. When I meant, prostitutes are an alternative to satisfy your libido.
Using one’s hand is a cheaper alternative to prostitutes if all you want is to satisfy your libido and you want to save money.