Courtesy of MGTOWforums.com, here’s a little collection of some of the evil dastardly tricks that women pull on the poor oppressed men of the world. Obviously, most sensible guys know that “housework” is a scam; so-called “housewives” spend most of their time on the couch eating bon bons and watching The View.
But did you know about Arson Night? Or the Cheerleader Ring Drop? Read on, and become enlightened Knowledge is power! STAY SAFE, GUYS!
If a man give his woman 100 dollars a week for food shopping, she will spend say 60 on food and keep the rest. When he enquires why there’s no food in the house come Friday he will get bitched at for not trusting her. And made to feel guilty for accusing her, even though she has deceived him.
They like to lay in bed, and pretend to be sick or sad (which means you won’t be coming in there) and text all their boyfriends.
When they say they are going out with the girls, they could be out doing Anything. This ranges from doing hard drugs to stripping to boinking strangers to sitting alone on a curb to arson. You can never be sure.
How about when they try their version of the Jedi mind trick on you. You know the thing they brag about in private. Trying to make something that’s her idea, seem like it’s *your* idea so that you’ll do it. And then pat you on the back to boost your ego like a trained dog when in reality you did what they for *them* all along.
Sooo many guys fall for this. Suddenly they’re buying crap they don’t need or moving the inlaws in because the woman made it seem like *he* wanted it. Classic.
Short Hair: The Beginning of the End
Women spend so much time on their appearance… why?
That’s right, to catch a sucker into paying the bills. Once the contract is signed, and the babies are popped out, she has you by the balls and doesn’t need to pretend anymore. Next she’ll wear more “comfortable clothes” and cut her hair short. It’s the beginning of the end.
And, yes, The Cheerleader Ring Drop:
In 11th grade high school, I was in the wrestling team. One day, during a water break, this cheerleader next to me started getting panicky and asked me if i could help her find her ring. She “dropped” it and did this just as an opener, i suppose. I ended up ‘being’ with her and it quickly diminished; she was bunk. Another cheerleader came up to me while i was with her and told me “what are you doing her?, you’re way too good for her!”
Luckily, the fella calling himself Tha Big Daddy C-Master, who started the thread, has a simple solution to all this. Well, two simple solutions:
You can always turn the other way, or just use a woman. Human toilets and all.
I couldn’t have said it worse myself!
Prostitutes aren’t very cheap, dude, especially if you want a sex worker who follows legal regulations and gets tested and who hasn’t been exploited. Let’s say you only visit one once a week, at the very low-end price of $100/hour (usually it’s going to be at least $250, or $100 for a half hour). That’s still $400 a month. I don’t know what the heck you’re buying for your girlfriend, but most people don’t spend that much on their non-spouse, non-dependent partners unless 1. they’re rich or 2. it’s a very special occasion or 3. it’s a long distance thing and one or both people have to travel. Maybe if you go out somewhere expensive every weekend or something, and weren’t watching your budget, you’d hit the $400 bar. But I really doubt you spend $1000 dollars a month ($250 once a week) on Ashley.
Also, always pay your sex worker well, whether you end up saving over a girlfriend or not.
@Zhinxy: Morality isn’t absolute. I think killing people is wrong and I don’t think society should condone it. However, if an army attacked my country, I would have no problem killing them. It all depends on the circumstances.
I originally cut my hair short so it would fit better under a fencing coif. That was before I was even seeing MrB. I’ve grown it out a couple of times, but decided to keep it short because it’s just easier to deal with.
And yes, I have actually asked MrB what he thinks – it seems polite, he see my hair a lot more than I do, and I don’t want to get a cut or color that makes him sick – but he just says to do whatever I want.
I’m surprised girlfriends are so expensive for Brandon…didn’t he say he doesn’t date women that don’t provide for themselves?
Again as to Brandon’s Deep Thoughts On Sex Workers: yaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwn.
I have no idea how much money my boyfriend spends on me – either things specifically for me, or things we enjoy together. I doubt he keeps a log.
@Kladle: Again. It depends on how often you would see a prostitute. Once a week could be more expensive, but once a month could be cheaper.
@Zhinxy: Morality isn’t absolute. I think killing people is wrong and I don’t think society should condone it. However, if an army attacked my country, I would have no problem killing them. It all depends on the circumstances.”
Uh, okay, that’s nice. But what the hell does that have to do with what you said about sex work, and how “i’d be willing to pay in x case but not y” wasn’t at all a moral argument? Unless… You think that WAS a moral argument? If so, why?
You missed zhinxy’s point entirely, Brandon. You saying you don’t want to pay for sex is not a moral judgment, it’s a value assessment. They are two different concepts. Morals are context dependent, yes (or at least can be), but value judgements are a separate concept. They can be linked, but saying “I think that’s priced to high” is not a moral judgement in an of itself.
Even if you’re only talking about incidental costs, how much vacation time do you have? How much do you think plane tickets to Germany cost?
But… aren’t we talking about how much it would cost to have an equal amount of sex? Most people in relationships have sex more often than once a month, so it wouldn’t be more cost-effective.
Not that I know the first thing about what sex workers charge; I’m mostly just going by what Kladle said.
Brandon keeps saying “girlfriend” when he means “hookup” or “fuckbuddy”. No wonder I keep getting confused!
Brandon also wrote, “If you have a high sex drive, the costs will most likely be far greater. However, if you have a low libido and need sex less frequently, the costs quite possibly would be cheaper.”
I’m also kind of wondering what Brandon means by “costs” now. My main costs when I’ve been seeing someone regularly have been transportation to get to/from their house, the occasional dinner out, condoms, and maybe a present for them (and by “present” I mean, I bought two movie tickets or a sweater. What can I say, I’m a bit poor. :P) These costs don’t seem to really be tied to how high my partner’s libido is, though. Hmmm…
Anyone who thinks prostitutes are cheaper than girlfriends has probably been dating the wrong women. Just sayin’.
“Morality isn’t absolute. I think killing people is wrong and I don’t think society should condone it. However, if an army attacked my country, I would have no problem killing them. It all depends on the circumstances.”
I think this is what Brandon means, zhinxy:
@Nobby: I see it as both a value assessment and part of my own personal morality. There are always exceptions to the rule.
@Bee and Viscaria: Again, this won’t work if the man has a high sex drive. Men that have a lower sex drive can supplement prostitutes with porn. So a man could theoretically masturbate for the entire month, then see a hooker at the end of the month.
The notion of couples having more sex is also disputed. Sure, if you are in a happy relationship, I am sure you might get more than average. However, if you are in an unhappy relationship (and many are), you might not be getting any sex.
This really isn’t a debate about how much sex a man can get. It is about how much sex he needs to satisfy his own libido. Sure he might have sex twice a week, but that doesn’t mean he will be unhappy if it gets cut down to once every 2 weeks.
But why does it have to feel like that, Molly?
Oh, well, i suppose Brandon had better go get his armor.
Again, this won’t work if the man has a high sex drive.
Seems like you’re assuming the woman can’t also have a high sex drive.
I don’t think once a month for couples is average, but I suppose I get what you’re saying. Which is to say, I think it’s very very stupid, but in an internally consistent way.
“Again, this won’t work if the man has a high sex drive. Men that have a lower sex drive can supplement prostitutes with porn. So a man could theoretically masturbate for the entire month, then see a hooker at the end of the month.”
This is so confusing now. Did Brandon mean “prostitute” instead of “girlfriend” when he said how much you spent on your girlfriend depended on your libido? Or are there hidden costs to a girlfriend we’re not understanding yet?
@Dracula: Umm…no I am not. Just because I say a man might have a high sex drive, that doesn’t mean that I think women are incapable of having a high sex drive as well.
But your response to zhinxy still odes not actually include a moral component. It would be like saying Starbucks charging $5 for a latte is a moral affront. That, by itself, has no moral component.
Also, did you know that sometimes people, both men and women, go for months, or even years without sex? Crazy, I know!
I used to wear my hear in a pixie cut, like Halle Berry or Winona Ryder. I’ve grown it out again to go down my back. My husband actually liked it better short. He says it looked sassy and wild. I’m wearing it long because I like having more options for styling it, but sometimes I’m tempted to go short again. I’m even more tempted knowing that short hair repels and annoys douchebags.
It won’t embed? I have a moral problem with that!!!
…that better work 😉