Courtesy of MGTOWforums.com, here’s a little collection of some of the evil dastardly tricks that women pull on the poor oppressed men of the world. Obviously, most sensible guys know that “housework” is a scam; so-called “housewives” spend most of their time on the couch eating bon bons and watching The View.
But did you know about Arson Night? Or the Cheerleader Ring Drop? Read on, and become enlightened Knowledge is power! STAY SAFE, GUYS!
If a man give his woman 100 dollars a week for food shopping, she will spend say 60 on food and keep the rest. When he enquires why there’s no food in the house come Friday he will get bitched at for not trusting her. And made to feel guilty for accusing her, even though she has deceived him.
They like to lay in bed, and pretend to be sick or sad (which means you won’t be coming in there) and text all their boyfriends.
When they say they are going out with the girls, they could be out doing Anything. This ranges from doing hard drugs to stripping to boinking strangers to sitting alone on a curb to arson. You can never be sure.
How about when they try their version of the Jedi mind trick on you. You know the thing they brag about in private. Trying to make something that’s her idea, seem like it’s *your* idea so that you’ll do it. And then pat you on the back to boost your ego like a trained dog when in reality you did what they for *them* all along.
Sooo many guys fall for this. Suddenly they’re buying crap they don’t need or moving the inlaws in because the woman made it seem like *he* wanted it. Classic.
Short Hair: The Beginning of the End
Women spend so much time on their appearance… why?
That’s right, to catch a sucker into paying the bills. Once the contract is signed, and the babies are popped out, she has you by the balls and doesn’t need to pretend anymore. Next she’ll wear more “comfortable clothes” and cut her hair short. It’s the beginning of the end.
And, yes, The Cheerleader Ring Drop:
In 11th grade high school, I was in the wrestling team. One day, during a water break, this cheerleader next to me started getting panicky and asked me if i could help her find her ring. She “dropped” it and did this just as an opener, i suppose. I ended up ‘being’ with her and it quickly diminished; she was bunk. Another cheerleader came up to me while i was with her and told me “what are you doing her?, you’re way too good for her!”
Luckily, the fella calling himself Tha Big Daddy C-Master, who started the thread, has a simple solution to all this. Well, two simple solutions:
You can always turn the other way, or just use a woman. Human toilets and all.
I couldn’t have said it worse myself!
Well, nameless could just know more then half of them, Dracula
Yawn, B_don. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn.
So, basically, Eimos, you’re doing the same “Sure they’re hateful, but you have to UNDERSTAND how ANGRY they are” thing that drove McElroy, etc, away in horror? Okay then. So you really don’t have a better option, you just want us to UNDERSTAND HOW ANGRY they are. Well, like she said and like I said, I been abused, and I’m not gonna be beat up again just cause I came close to try and help or listen. Thankyou and goodnight.
Wow, is it just me, or does it seem like Al Bundy and his “No Ma’am” group are writing about these “tricks”?
Some of these ideas seem like they are straight from “Married with Children.” Especially the one about how women don’t do housework and instead go shopping all day, and the one about how women take their husband’s money and use most of it on themselves and very little for food.
Think of women as though they are people and approach all interactions with others in a spirit of respect?
OH WAIT NO
IT IS THE OPPOSITE OF THAT
Do the sex workers’ feelings about this cross your mind at all? Even a little bit?
I also like “cheaper than having a girlfriend in the long run”. ‘Cuz she’ll never spend money on gas to come see you or buy you presents or nothin’, just demand you get her stuff.
This is Brandon we’re talking about.
@Voip: I would assume most sex-positive feminist prostitutes would like my idea….more business = more money for them.
Also, why do I have to take the sex workers feelings into account? She is providing a service…that is it. As long as she is free to decide whether or not she wants to provide that service, It is up to her if she wants to remain in that line of work. I also don’t take the 7-11 cashiers feelings into account when I am buying gas and a slim jim.
@Molly: That really depends on how high or low your libido is.
Guys, when Brandon-types talk about how much cheaper and safer going to a prostitute is than having a girlfriend, that’s just something intended to get a rise out of people. Pay no attention. Seriously, Brandon’s preference for prostitutes is a blessing for every woman who does not become his girlfriend. As for the sex workers themselves, they can interact with Brandon on a very limited basis and not have to deal with his bullshit in between orgasms.
Presents and visits are dependent upon the libido?
That’s the saddest worldview, like, ever.
@Brandon in general, I’m pretty sure that guys that think that women are dirty toilets don’t make the best costomers.
Also, it’s only about libido? A girlfriend can’t want to come by and spend time/money on a boyfriend for anything else?
@Amused: I have never used a prostitute. I am morally opposed to it.
Well — it’s Brandon we are talking about. What would you do with Brandon? I sure can’t think of anything.
@Amused: I have never used a prostitute. I am morally opposed to it.”
How nice for you. May I ask why?
@Amused: Scientific studies on density?
Brandon probably doesn’t use prostitutes because that would be “fueling their addiction” or whatever he said about promiscuous women.
So prostitutes AREN’T cheaper in the long run because a man MIGHT get presents and gifts? Seems pretty flimsy to me.
By and large, girlfriends are much more expensive than hookers. Although, they also provide things that hookers will not provide. However, if you are only taking money into account and you just want to have an orgasm…hookers are cheaper.
Hehehe, good one!
Wow. Really? That’s remarkable, given that you are not morally opposed to videotaping women having sex with you without their consent. You are just a gift that keeps on giving.
@Zhinxy: I don’t think I should pay for something that should be given freely. The only time where I could even imagine spending money on a prostitute would be if it was a special occasion (e.g sleeping with a famous porn star).
Crap. I hate responding to Brandon like he’s on the same planet or something, but seriously, if a guy wants to pay a sex worker for services, I totally have no problem with that. But it’s weird that for Brandon to submit that traveling to Germany/Nevada, paying for lodging, taking time off work, and paying the sex worker is cheaper than dating, or that having sex with sex workers is going to carry with it less of a chance of STD transmission than, say, having sex within a long-term monogamous relationship.
In fact, people who aren’t sex workers can insist on sex sex practices and partners too! Check it out!
Unfortunately, he’s a gift from Aunt Clara, who has, for years, labored under the delusion that we are perpetually four years old. And fans of pink bunny suits.
@Zhinxy: I don’t think I should pay for something that should be given freely. The only time where I could even imagine spending money on a prostitute would be if it was a special occasion (e.g sleeping with a famous porn star).
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So how is that moral? This is just about valuation for you. I could feel the same way about non-sex-work-related-massages, and say I think I should get them for free, and only if it was a superduper special masseuse would I pay, but that wouldn’t have anything to do with morals. So it has nothign to do with right or wrong, just what value you put on it. Which is totally fine, but saying you had a moral problem with it was a little confusing, that’s all.
@Bee: Again, it really depends on how high your libido is. If you have a high sex drive, the costs will most likely be far greater. However, if you have a low libido and need sex less frequently, the costs quite possibly would be cheaper. Again, this is only about satisfying your sex drive…nothing else.
Sex Work in Brandonland is as fascinating as all other topics, I see.