Courtesy of MGTOWforums.com, here’s a little collection of some of the evil dastardly tricks that women pull on the poor oppressed men of the world. Obviously, most sensible guys know that “housework” is a scam; so-called “housewives” spend most of their time on the couch eating bon bons and watching The View.
But did you know about Arson Night? Or the Cheerleader Ring Drop? Read on, and become enlightened Knowledge is power! STAY SAFE, GUYS!
If a man give his woman 100 dollars a week for food shopping, she will spend say 60 on food and keep the rest. When he enquires why there’s no food in the house come Friday he will get bitched at for not trusting her. And made to feel guilty for accusing her, even though she has deceived him.
They like to lay in bed, and pretend to be sick or sad (which means you won’t be coming in there) and text all their boyfriends.
When they say they are going out with the girls, they could be out doing Anything. This ranges from doing hard drugs to stripping to boinking strangers to sitting alone on a curb to arson. You can never be sure.
How about when they try their version of the Jedi mind trick on you. You know the thing they brag about in private. Trying to make something that’s her idea, seem like it’s *your* idea so that you’ll do it. And then pat you on the back to boost your ego like a trained dog when in reality you did what they for *them* all along.
Sooo many guys fall for this. Suddenly they’re buying crap they don’t need or moving the inlaws in because the woman made it seem like *he* wanted it. Classic.
Short Hair: The Beginning of the End
Women spend so much time on their appearance… why?
That’s right, to catch a sucker into paying the bills. Once the contract is signed, and the babies are popped out, she has you by the balls and doesn’t need to pretend anymore. Next she’ll wear more “comfortable clothes” and cut her hair short. It’s the beginning of the end.
And, yes, The Cheerleader Ring Drop:
In 11th grade high school, I was in the wrestling team. One day, during a water break, this cheerleader next to me started getting panicky and asked me if i could help her find her ring. She “dropped” it and did this just as an opener, i suppose. I ended up ‘being’ with her and it quickly diminished; she was bunk. Another cheerleader came up to me while i was with her and told me “what are you doing her?, you’re way too good for her!”
Luckily, the fella calling himself Tha Big Daddy C-Master, who started the thread, has a simple solution to all this. Well, two simple solutions:
You can always turn the other way, or just use a woman. Human toilets and all.
I couldn’t have said it worse myself!
Huntress is a miniseries.
And I hardly think the contents of the new Catwoman series are remotely pro-woman.
Women exist in comics! Some of them are heroes! Some of them are villains! Some of them are powerful! Some of them have negative views of men (such as Poison Ivy) which clearly means that the author/artist/entire company agrees with those views! The fact that women are in comics at all doing anything is proof that comic companies are sexist against men!
kirby, your QI clips are making my face hurt.
My God, DC comics publishes a book about Wonder Woman!? The horror! That’s never happened before!
“All these stories could’ve been about men, making them about women adds nothing and therefore calls into question the writer’s motivations for doing so.”
Translation: Everything should be about men. Women don’t exist in any form of media. Female super heroes frighten me.
Heaven forbid female characters be interesting! Or do anything besides support male characters… or be anything but a pair of gigantic boobs.
@Holly Pervocracy
“Okay, if you repeatedly demand people be beaten when you’re not even angry, then you definitely need help.”
I already told you Ozy is my choice for therapy. And I didn’t demand anything. I said if women had and ounce of honor or integrity they’d actually, on their own, beat the crap out of these women. Men have bloodied and shed blood for women for far less. And women were quite grateful for it.
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“Whatever you think “calm” is right now, I promise you it’s possible–and wonderful–to be a whole lot calmer than that.”
Thank you for this valuable information. I’m such a duty-head, Id’ve never thought such a thing. However, I am carrying on multiple conversations. Does this mean I’m as good as women at multi-tasking?
My internet connection glitched a moment–that half line was supposed to be this sentence:
“How many father-in-law jokes are told compared to mother-in-law jokes?”
I’d bet (using the NWO skool of fact checking) 1 to 10,00000000000000000000000
NWO,
So in a conversation about talk shows she asks you what shows you watch. You say you don’t watch shows but they’re all the same and list examples of many different genres. But now you’re only interested in talking about talk shows again?
If I were a less charitable person I’d think you might not be arguing entirely in good faith here.
@JTK
Wow, this shit is just TOO funny. So basically, you show up, post walls of abysmal stupidity about what a great guy you are, and how sweet your life is, and how you don’t need no damn woman and so on and so forth, ad nauseaum — and then you turn around and pout that women here didn’t get hot for you and your stupid car and your misogynistic drivel … ’cause you, like, TOTALLY aren’t looking to women for validation or anything. Also, the fact that women did not get aroused by your hatred of women and your decision never to get married or enter into a relationship … is another reason for you to hate women. Say what?? What did you expect us to do? Fall down on our knees, cry into our panties and beg you to date us?
Son — personally, it’s not even the fact that you are boring. Nor is the problem that you are “serious” or introverted (read: socially inept). It’s not even the fact that you hate women, though it’s patently clear your misogyny stems from your feelings of inadequacy. No, the biggest problem that I see you have is that you are stupid. VERY stupid. And you are the worst kind of stupid — one who thinks he is a genius and pushes the foulest verbal diarrhea on normal people as a kind of self-affirmation. It’s not even that you can’t think logically — you can’t think at all. I suggest, if you are trying to get a rise out of women with that whole MGTOW nonsense, that you adopt the “silent, mysterious” persona and talk/write as little as possible.
@ithiniana luckily, being as it’s NWO, he is absolutely incapable of proving your assertion wrong!
(not that he could even if he inhabited the real world, mind. Though I think the ratio of Mother-in-law to Father-in-law jokes is actually DNE, as you can’t divide by zero)
NWO,
Also. Rachael Ray Show. Go. Give me ten percent of man hate there.
First of all, you need a psychiatrist, not a therapist, and Ozy is not studying psychiatry. Secondly, there are lots of psychiatrists who are men and some of them are even old crusty men. It’s not like a Gender Studies department at most mental health practices.
You’re carrying on multiple conversations all about how dissatisfied, angry, violent, and miserable you are, and the only emotions you reference are hating and feeling hated. This is why I think you need help.
This is why I think even you can realize you need help, even if you don’t agree with anyone else here as to why.
DKM said:
“Etta James, Tammy Wynette, Lauren Hill, Roberta Flack…
Lovely, just lovely!!”
Indeed, and feminists all
“With so many great women actually celebrating the love that REAL women can have for real men, why are there so many feminists? Why are you modern women such bloody god-awful, bitter and twisted messes? Why the obsession with NON-EXISTENT equality at all? Why the obsession with stories of “abuse”, “Domestic violence”, “sexual assault”. “date-rape”, “marital rape”, “spousal rape” and every other kind of “rape” under the sun? Talk about it when necessary, but “accentuate the positive” as the 1940′s hit parade song put it best.”
You don’t solve problems by not talking about them. If large numbers of women are unhappy with their role something needs to be done about it. Playing ostrich helps nobody.
“If those songs were as influential as they should be–and probably would be, if not for you feminists and modern women–why is feminism so influential at all? Why isn’t manboobz.com simply one more blog of a few miserable women being hateful and a mere sociological, psychological and political curiosity?”
Because lots of people, including the songstresses you mention, believe that feminism is necessary.
“Here’s an idea, which would also get me to change my mind about girls going to college. How about a women’s studies course focusing upon nurturing relationships and marriage, growing an environment of harmony and tranquillity, intelligent and safe surrender to her husband in matters of domestic dispute (see the two websites mentioned earlier), and highlight and popularize their insights in lobotomyvision programs–now polluted by the likes of Dr. Pill, Jerry Springer, Oprah reruns, Maury Povich, the View and other such emetic fare suitable for feminists, instead devoted to more-or-less intelligent (?) women who were feminists in more primitive, troubled times like our own!”
That’s already taught. It’s called home economics and do you know something else? We don’t care that you think concerning our education, character and behaviour. It’s none of your business. The one’s who’s opinion matters to us are the men in our lives. Not you or the rest of the MRA.
“Interesting start: begin with addressing me as “Mellerlove”, NOT “Mellertoad”. And don’t behave as if your hand would cramp when you typed the letters either!”
Why would I want to do that? You aren’t my love. In fact I hold you in contempt and would bite off my tongue before addressing you in such a fashion.
“Or maybe youall are actually afraid that when feminism goes out of style, you modern girls won’t have anything to say at all, and will just die on the vine unattended and unobserved…”
That’s not going to happen, we’ve all learnt too many things that can’t be unlearned, gained too much and discovered too much. We couldn’t go back even if we wanted, which we categorically don’t.
It’s more likely to be you and men like you who are left withering on the vine.
Wednesday’s Rachael Ray features Celine Dion. Clearly this show has a hatred for men, and for anybody with ears.
@Ray Percival
My you’re tedious, this’ll be my last response to you, I’m sure of that. You’re far too much like kirbywarp. There’s really nothing there.
I can not actively watch shows every damned day, yet still know what they’re about from mere exerpts on the magical internet.
Example: I don’t watch the view, but I know cutting off a mans dick is a riot.
You brought up the talking about talk shows, even though you originally didn’t even know the conversation was about talk shows.
I’ve seen your pitiful style of commenting before. Tiresome idiocy and boredom is the best description. Unless you can come up with something better than your statement @December 19, 2011 at 8:43 pm, try not to be too insulted if I don’t reply.
Arks, you need to work on the phrasing. That last comment was no hot buttered manatee. It wasn’t even a lady gravy.
“Wednesday’s Rachael Ray features Celine Dion. Clearly this show has a hatred for men, and for anybody with ears.”
Given this information I now conclude that Rachel Ray hates me, personally.
NWO, what’s a “duty-head?” Between that and “Just because I don’t actually “watch” shows, doesn’t me I’ve never seen the content and such. I don’t “watch” animals, but I know what a dog and cat is,” you are just too much today.
I’m really going to try and work that dog and cat thing into conversation.
But I’m also going to nth what’s being said about you seeking help. I know you say what you say here all over the internet, but it’s really not healthy.
There’s an Irish woman’s talk show that discussed cheating in relationships. They mentioned that women who cheat, tend to cheat emotionally, whereas men tend to cheat just for sex. They agreed that cheating emotionally was worse than the latter. Oh the misandry!
“Okay I will leave here and be a MGHOW. I guess I am not an exciting and entertaining enough troll to the women here. It figures anyway, men always have to entertain women and meet their expectations. If a man is serious or introverted of any type, he is boring to women.That is another reason to hate women and go my own way.
Guess I was to boring for you women. I will finally MGHOW from here.”
So I was right in that what you actually wanted was for us to try to persuade you not to go your own way, then.
See ya!
NWO,
So ten percent of all women’s talk shows are about hating men. And you can come up with one example that you present over and over again.
That seems to be rather on the low side to me… Unless it gets a lot of repeats.
JTK, goodbye! You won’t be missed.
Every women’s talk show–no, every talk show–no, every show on television is just Sharon Osborn making that one joke over and over and over again.
After a while it gets almost soothing. It’s like a Yule log.
Awww, I got an honorable mention from NWO! Apparently my posts are to vacuous for his tastes… Shame that he seems to ignore me when I ask him something, or answer one of his questions. One might think he suffers from selective memory recall or something.
On another note, did you all know that The View is the most representative and famous and impotant… err, important… talk shows of all? And that their most common topic of conversation is castration? The more you know ™.