Courtesy of MGTOWforums.com, here’s a little collection of some of the evil dastardly tricks that women pull on the poor oppressed men of the world. Obviously, most sensible guys know that “housework” is a scam; so-called “housewives” spend most of their time on the couch eating bon bons and watching The View.
But did you know about Arson Night? Or the Cheerleader Ring Drop? Read on, and become enlightened Knowledge is power! STAY SAFE, GUYS!
If a man give his woman 100 dollars a week for food shopping, she will spend say 60 on food and keep the rest. When he enquires why there’s no food in the house come Friday he will get bitched at for not trusting her. And made to feel guilty for accusing her, even though she has deceived him.
They like to lay in bed, and pretend to be sick or sad (which means you won’t be coming in there) and text all their boyfriends.
When they say they are going out with the girls, they could be out doing Anything. This ranges from doing hard drugs to stripping to boinking strangers to sitting alone on a curb to arson. You can never be sure.
How about when they try their version of the Jedi mind trick on you. You know the thing they brag about in private. Trying to make something that’s her idea, seem like it’s *your* idea so that you’ll do it. And then pat you on the back to boost your ego like a trained dog when in reality you did what they for *them* all along.
Sooo many guys fall for this. Suddenly they’re buying crap they don’t need or moving the inlaws in because the woman made it seem like *he* wanted it. Classic.
Short Hair: The Beginning of the End
Women spend so much time on their appearance… why?
That’s right, to catch a sucker into paying the bills. Once the contract is signed, and the babies are popped out, she has you by the balls and doesn’t need to pretend anymore. Next she’ll wear more “comfortable clothes” and cut her hair short. It’s the beginning of the end.
And, yes, The Cheerleader Ring Drop:
In 11th grade high school, I was in the wrestling team. One day, during a water break, this cheerleader next to me started getting panicky and asked me if i could help her find her ring. She “dropped” it and did this just as an opener, i suppose. I ended up ‘being’ with her and it quickly diminished; she was bunk. Another cheerleader came up to me while i was with her and told me “what are you doing her?, you’re way too good for her!”
Luckily, the fella calling himself Tha Big Daddy C-Master, who started the thread, has a simple solution to all this. Well, two simple solutions:
You can always turn the other way, or just use a woman. Human toilets and all.
I couldn’t have said it worse myself!
NWO, you just said we should beat everyone up. That’s not healthy thinking.
Wonder Woman’s mother and Aquaman’s wife, Mera, are queens! How dare women have any sort of governmental authority!
The Game of Thrones is usually hosted by Eddard Stark, who tells you how to get a head in life.
This week had Tyrion Lannister hosting a short segment on paying your debts.
Supergirl wears blue! That’s a man’s color! How dare she wear a man’s color!
@ithiliana
“We have high standards for our trolls, and boring walls’o’text recycling regurgitated stale and contradictory cliches doesn’t even begin to meet them!”
You got that right.
Women are good.
Women don’t lie.
Men are bad.
Only men commit DV.
Women are as good or better than men.
Men and women are the same.
Men are privileged by law.
There’s no such thing as quota’s.
Men have always oppressed women.
Get with the program! They teach this stuff in school!
No, I’m trying to keep you off the nightly news.
Look: Either the world is broken, or you are.
I think you are. So I think you need help.
But you think the world is broken. Okay then… how are you going to survive in the world? Just rage against it forever until you die? Spend every night demanding things even you know won’t happen? You’ve got, what, probably 30 years left? That’s no way to spend 30 years. Even if the world is broken, you need help to make anything but rage and frustration of your life in that broken world.
Spear,
I have a little man crush on you right now.
I laughed and groaned simultaneously!
JTK,
There are men here, myself among them, who find you as boring as do the women here. I don’t think it’s a gender thing, but a “you” thing.
@NWO:
Ooh, how about this clip? This should be ripe with man-hate!!!
Or rather, making fun of a man. Which is not making fun of all men.
The Greek goddesses exist in the DC universe! They’re saying women are divine! Never mind that there are also Greek gods!
@Ray Percival
I was talking specifically about womens talk shows and the content of those shows. You were mistaken. But at least you followed the feminist code of always defending women. That’s worth big points around here.
NWO,
So then why did you make that list of other genres? Just because?
@NWO:
Ooh ooh ooh, and this one! This one is funny. I mean… offensive and terrible.
Look how they malign that poor… funny man.
Actually, I just found one that’s actually relevent to NWO’s woes…
Women aren’t funny! Yes, because men have penises! So much misandry.
DC said the comics after their relaunch would be more diverse! And diverse means matriarchy!
@Holly Pervocracy
Just because you say I’m raging doesn’t make it so. How many times do we need to go over this. Words that plop from any womans mouth doesn’t translate into fact or truth.
@Kirby did you say Funnyman?
Funny, it seems to describe NWO rather well…
Jokes aside, the DCU is getting really sexist against men lately. I read Huntress #1 and she flat out said that men are “easily distracted,” only useful for free rides and drinks and an assortment of other misandrist garbage. The comic also taps into a trend that I’m not comfortable with, that of giving female characters their own ongoings for no real reason. Huntress, Wonder Woman, Supergirl, Voodoo, Catwoman etc. It smacks of tokenism and a “see! women can do this thing too attitude!” that doesn’t impress anyone. All these stories could’ve been about men, making them about women adds nothing and therefore calls into question the writer’s motivations for doing so.
Okay, if you repeatedly demand people be beaten when you’re not even angry, then you definitely need help.
Whatever you think “calm” is right now, I promise you it’s possible–and wonderful–to be a whole lot calmer than that.
I find it funny that Bill Bailey actually is appearing in the next Doctor Who Christmas special.
@Ray Percival
I was replying to a specific question from I believe Joanna.
Note the @Ray Percival above which indicates I’m replying to you.
I certainly hope I don’t have to explain these tiny details to you too often. I’m already quite tired of them.
@Holly,
I’m going to go with “rage until you die.” Bitter old farts are a dime a dozen.
@NWO:
Actually, add me to the list of Holly from whom words plop out. Cynical and suspicious, hostile, a couple other things I can’t remember right now… Perfect recipe for a coronary at the very least.
Anyway, don’t forget the corollary to your statement, that just because a woman says it doesn’t make it false. You seem to forget this rather often. And the fact that just because you can say or insinuate that something is false doesn’t make it so.
I wish Owly would learn how to write and go to therapy. That would make my christmas.